Re: [PHP] Cannot un-subscribe from list

2007-06-15 Thread Daniel Brown

On 6/15/07, Jason Pruim <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:


On Jun 15, 2007, at 2:47 PM, Daniel Brown wrote:

> On 6/15/07, Brian Dunning <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>> > On 6/15/07, Mark Smith <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>> >> I am currently trying to unsubscribe from this mailing list,
>> >> however I
>> >> am nor very successful in doing this. The mailer program will
>> >> refuse to
>> >> accept my address for removal, it will simply continue to send
>> >> mail to
>> >> my address. Why is this happening and how can I stop it?
>>
>> That can happen when a virus detects that your computer's components
>> are settling. To loosen them, you need to give your computer at least
>> three or four sharp blows. If it's a laptop, take it outside and
>> strike its edge against the sidewalk or a cement patio. If it's a
>> desktop, open the case and tap the top of the CPU with a ball peen
>> hammer.
>>
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>
>Brian,
>
>As of CPU >= 2.4GHz, this method is deprecated.  They must now be
> dropped from a height of 3 stories or greater to achieve the desired
> result.  I believe Symantec makes a product called "Geronimo" that
> does this.

I am actually working on a freeware version of this right now... I've
heard that Symantec has had issues with Geronimo figured I would give
it a shot, can't be worse right? :)






   Yes, but Symantec also has agreements with several anti-FLOSS
corporations, including Microsoft, to allow immediate deployment and
scalability with a variety of physical structures in major
metropolitan areas.  Unless you can create a network of open-source
architectural firms and materials plants, not to mention the CVS
construction company and GNU real estate agency, then I don't see how
you can compete with their ability to charge users $149.95 per license
to drop a system off the top of a building onto the pavement.

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Re: [PHP] Cannot un-subscribe from list

2007-06-15 Thread Jason Pruim


On Jun 15, 2007, at 2:47 PM, Daniel Brown wrote:


On 6/15/07, Brian Dunning <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> On 6/15/07, Mark Smith <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>> I am currently trying to unsubscribe from this mailing list,
>> however I
>> am nor very successful in doing this. The mailer program will
>> refuse to
>> accept my address for removal, it will simply continue to send
>> mail to
>> my address. Why is this happening and how can I stop it?

That can happen when a virus detects that your computer's components
are settling. To loosen them, you need to give your computer at least
three or four sharp blows. If it's a laptop, take it outside and
strike its edge against the sidewalk or a cement patio. If it's a
desktop, open the case and tap the top of the CPU with a ball peen
hammer.

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   Brian,

   As of CPU >= 2.4GHz, this method is deprecated.  They must now be
dropped from a height of 3 stories or greater to achieve the desired
result.  I believe Symantec makes a product called "Geronimo" that
does this.


I am actually working on a freeware version of this right now... I've  
heard that Symantec has had issues with Geronimo figured I would give  
it a shot, can't be worse right? :)


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Re: [PHP] Cannot un-subscribe from list

2007-06-15 Thread Daniel Brown

On 6/15/07, Brian Dunning <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> On 6/15/07, Mark Smith <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>> I am currently trying to unsubscribe from this mailing list,
>> however I
>> am nor very successful in doing this. The mailer program will
>> refuse to
>> accept my address for removal, it will simply continue to send
>> mail to
>> my address. Why is this happening and how can I stop it?

That can happen when a virus detects that your computer's components
are settling. To loosen them, you need to give your computer at least
three or four sharp blows. If it's a laptop, take it outside and
strike its edge against the sidewalk or a cement patio. If it's a
desktop, open the case and tap the top of the CPU with a ball peen
hammer.

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   Brian,

   As of CPU >= 2.4GHz, this method is deprecated.  They must now be
dropped from a height of 3 stories or greater to achieve the desired
result.  I believe Symantec makes a product called "Geronimo" that
does this.

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Re: [PHP] Cannot un-subscribe from list

2007-06-15 Thread Brian Dunning

On 6/15/07, Mark Smith <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
I am currently trying to unsubscribe from this mailing list,  
however I
am nor very successful in doing this. The mailer program will  
refuse to
accept my address for removal, it will simply continue to send  
mail to

my address. Why is this happening and how can I stop it?


That can happen when a virus detects that your computer's components  
are settling. To loosen them, you need to give your computer at least  
three or four sharp blows. If it's a laptop, take it outside and  
strike its edge against the sidewalk or a cement patio. If it's a  
desktop, open the case and tap the top of the CPU with a ball peen  
hammer.


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Re: [PHP] Cannot un-subscribe from list

2007-06-15 Thread Tijnema

On 6/15/07, Mark Smith <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

I am currently trying to unsubscribe from this mailing list, however I
am nor very successful in doing this. The mailer program will refuse to
accept my address for removal, it will simply continue to send mail to
my address. Why is this happening and how can I stop it?

Mark



Just send an empty mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] (or
[EMAIL PROTECTED] if you are subscribed to
digest). Mailing list software sends something back, just hit the
reply and send empty reply and you're off the list.

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Re: [PHP] Cannot un-subscribe from list

2007-06-15 Thread Daniel Brown

On 6/15/07, Jim Moseby <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> I am currently trying to unsubscribe from this mailing list,
> however I
> am nor very successful in doing this. The mailer program will
> refuse to
> accept my address for removal, it will simply continue to
> send mail to
> my address. Why is this happening and how can I stop it?
>
> Mark

If you are receiving mail from one of the mailing lists, there should be
absolutely no reason that you would be unable to unsubscribe yourself from
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you'll have to be patient.

(blatantly plagiarized from the unsubscribe page)

JM

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   Why the hell would you want to unsubscribe from this list?  Are we
not good enough for you?!?  ;-P

   In any case, thanks to Gmail telling me never to delete email
again - and me ignorantly allowing them to shepherd me into doing as
they say - here's the welcome message I received from the list several
months back:

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RE: [PHP] Cannot un-subscribe from list

2007-06-15 Thread Jim Moseby
> I am currently trying to unsubscribe from this mailing list, 
> however I 
> am nor very successful in doing this. The mailer program will 
> refuse to 
> accept my address for removal, it will simply continue to 
> send mail to 
> my address. Why is this happening and how can I stop it?
> 
> Mark

If you are receiving mail from one of the mailing lists, there should be
absolutely no reason that you would be unable to unsubscribe yourself from
the list, except for your ability to follow the directions at
http://www.php.net/unsub.php . However, if you find yourself unable to
unsubscribe from the mailing list, send an email to
[EMAIL PROTECTED] Make sure to include the complete headers from
one of the messages you have received from the mailing list. Keep in mind
that there's a human being at the other end of that last email address, so
you'll have to be patient.

(blatantly plagiarized from the unsubscribe page)

JM

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