Re: [ql-users] Happy celebrations- now OT Engish

2003-01-03 Thread Dave P



On Fri, 3 Jan 2003, Theo L. McCorkle wrote:

> There seems to be a lot of banter about the English language on this
> list recently.  The language is English whereever it is spoken around
> the world, regardless of the nation.  Within each english speaking
> nation there are many many dialects.  Each locality has its own way of
> speaking and writing the language.  This is the joy and frustration of
> speeking a worldwide living language.

For which I strongly recommend the following book:

The Mother Tongue: English and how it got that way.
Bill Bryson, Avon Books; ISBN: 0380715430

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0380715430/qid=1041607133/sr=12-6/104-7965478-2572750?v=glance&s=books#product-details

Educational, enriching and amusing.

Dave





Re: [ql-users] Happy celebrations- now OT Engish

2003-01-03 Thread Theo L. McCorkle

There seems to be a lot of banter about the English language on this 
list recently.  The language is English whereever it is spoken around 
the world, regardless of the nation.  Within each english speaking 
nation there are many many dialects.  Each locality has its own way of 
speaking and writing the language.  This is the joy and frustration of 
speeking a worldwide living language.
If you a precise unchanging then become a Roman priest and speak Latin.

Dave P wrote:


On Thu, 2 Jan 2003, John G Hitchcock wrote:

 

There's a lot of it [nu english] about. Wot about the new deity "Zalot", az
in -
   


Gee.

Imagine being a Brit in Merka. After 4-5 years you start to pick up the US
vowel sounds and start sounding Australian to the Merkins, and Merkin to
the Brits.

So, an Aussie joke for ya ;)

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your hands in a buffalo!

(Go on, read it out loud ;)

Dave



 






Re: [ql-users] Happy celebrations- now OT Engish

2003-01-02 Thread Dave P



On Thu, 2 Jan 2003, John G Hitchcock wrote:

> There's a lot of it [nu english] about. Wot about the new deity "Zalot", az
> in -

Gee.

Imagine being a Brit in Merka. After 4-5 years you start to pick up the US
vowel sounds and start sounding Australian to the Merkins, and Merkin to
the Brits.

So, an Aussie joke for ya ;)

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your hands in a buffalo!

(Go on, read it out loud ;)

Dave





Re: [ql-users] Happy celebrations- now OT Engish

2003-01-02 Thread John G Hitchcock

Happy new year to all.

There's a lot of it [nu english] about. Wot about the new deity "Zalot", az
in -

"Thank Zalot"

And where can you get thick elss?
'Round here waiters are always saying -

"Would you like any thin elss?"

Quality Language! ;>)

John in Wales








Re: [ql-users] Happy celebrations- now OT Engish

2003-01-02 Thread Phoebus Dokos


>Bushism to beat all:
>"The French don't even have a word for entrepreneur"
>(pronounced, I am sure, entrepenyouer)


Oh you NAILED it :-) 

Phoebus





Re: [ql-users] Happy celebrations- now OT Engish

2003-01-02 Thread Tony Firshman

On  Thu, 2 Jan 2003 at 11:14:46, Norman Dunbar wrote:
(ref: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>)

>
>>>  English was probably my worst subject at school ( but then I am a
>>> Geordie (;-) ) however even I get annoyed at the way it gets abused ( my
>>> biggest cringe is the use of uz instead of us ) but do we not have to
>>> bear these abuses as they do become part of the language ( as it
>>> changes )
>
>My pet hate(s) are :
>
Mine is the loss of 'number', 'fewer' and so on.

ie the incorrect:
'amount of people'
'less cars'

and so on.  It removes meaning in many cases.

If you can count it - fewer, many, number etc
if not - much, less etc

Non-English speakers are still mainly correct.
I don't mind language developing at all, as long as subtleties of
meaning are kept.  If the spoken language cannot express exact meaning,
then maybe we cannot even _think_ the meaning.
Hence the need for words like 'schadenfreude'

Bushism to beat all:
"The French don't even have a word for entrepreneur"
(pronounced, I am sure, entrepenyouer)
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RE: [ql-users] Happy celebrations- now OT Engish

2003-01-02 Thread Norman Dunbar

>>  English was probably my worst subject at school ( but then I am a
>> Geordie (;-) ) however even I get annoyed at the way it gets abused ( my
>> biggest cringe is the use of uz instead of us ) but do we not have to
>> bear these abuses as they do become part of the language ( as it
>> changes )

My pet hate(s) are :

leverage (pronounced leh-ver-age and not as lee-ver-age !) instead of 'use'.
What's the point ?  Our MD is a total 'leverage' fan - he loves the word and
uses (leverages ?) it at every opportunity whether sensible or not. We think
he is a total 'merchant banker'.

Incorrect usage of 'there' and 'their'.

Incorrect usage of the apostrophe in 'its' - mind you, this is one of those
numerous exceptions that abound in the English language. You know, all that
'I before E except .' stuff.

'Insure' instead of 'ensure' - however, to my horro, this now appears to be
acceptable usage.

And I really hate speling misteaks as well - but I can't complain due to
having dyslexic fingers when typing - my brain appears to be thinking of the
next word or words while my fingers are still typing the current one, and
somewhere betwixt brain and keyboard, an error occurs. I get pretty good at
using the backspace key !

Ah well, back to work.

Cheers,
Norman.

PS. A Grenadian joke :

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts (donuts) ?
Wi Jammin !





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Re: [ql-users] Happy celebrations- now OT Engish

2002-12-21 Thread Bill Waugh


- Original Message -
From: "Geoff Wicks" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Saturday, December 21, 2002 1:27 PM
Subject: Re: [ql-users] Happy celebrations


>
>
> - Original Message -
> From: "James Hunkins" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Subject: Re: [ql-users] Happy celebrations
>
>
>
> >What is really embarrassing is when someone from England reminds us
in
> >the States just how bad our English is!
>
> I hate to say this, but many language experts believe USA English is
more
> "pure" than UK English in that it is more like the English spoken 200
years
> ago.

Careful now Geoff this could develop.

something to consider ( this means I'm about to state something that I
may or may not agree with )

English is a langauge that is evolving so who is to say which is the
purer, English as it is today or as it was spoken  200 years past.

 English was probably my worst subject at school ( but then I am a
Geordie (;-) ) however even I get annoyed at the way it gets abused ( my
biggest cringe is the use of uz instead of us ) but do we not have to
bear these abuses as they do become part of the language ( as it
changes )


All the best - Bill

>
> Just to make this on-topic, this is just part of the Just Words!
service.
>
> Seasons greetings,
> Geoff Wicks.