Re: [TANKS] Re: Upcoming Battle

2016-07-15 Thread 'jvragu47' via R/C Tank Combat
Agent "Smith",
   Please address me in the future by my proper 
rank of Oberst. Tri-Pact surveillance drones did snap this picture. We have 
reason to believe he is the brains behind the disappearance of the 
Abomination. 
   Also, please do not assume the driving 
limitations (500 ft) of your vehicle also applies to the  cruising range of 
T-79.  The Abomiation had recently,last fall, been outfitted with a 
hydrogen fuel cell to keep the drive batteries at full power.
   Thanking you in advance for your compliance.
Oberst Johann

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Re: [TANKS] Re: Upcoming Battle

2016-07-15 Thread Caleb Smith
Mr. Pitteli,
May I politely reprimand you in assuming "Smith" is my real name. Our agents 
rarely give out information leading to their real identity. But, for ease in 
communication between our agencies, "Smith" will do.
In advising me that Canada is still a winter wonderland, may I advise you, sir. 
Our contact there has reported beautiful weather with temps around 70. Hardly 
winter, wouldn't you say?  Of course, your report may just be a farce in an 
attempt to freeze (pun intended) our attempts to recover Mr. Johann's tank. May 
I also add that our agency has never been one of idleness. If we were to wait 
for the barbarians to cross the border it might be too late for Mr. Johann to 
make an appointment he has made with said tank. 

We will try to cooperate with your team of 'retrievers' as much as possible. I 
will send out a notice to our agents in the area to supply you with pastured 
raised, GMO free, beyond organic, "Smith" Family farm chicken to supplement 
with your lobster rations. Be forewarned it's gd.

Agent "Smith" 

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Re: [TANKS] Re: Upcoming Battle

2016-07-15 Thread Frank Pittelli

Mr. Smith (assuming that's your real name),

Please be advised that it is still winter in Canada.  You may want to 
consider having your agents wait further south of the wall and intercept 
the Northern Barbarians as they come south for a holiday weekend in 
balmy Pennsylvania.


In addition to your operations, Tri-Pact ASM will be sending a team of 
well-trained retrievers to Maine over the next couple weeks to search 
for missing asset.  We intend to live off the land (aka. lobster rolls) 
as much as possible.


Security is a never ending task.

Frank Pittelli
Director, Asset Management Division
Tri-Pact International

On 7/15/2016 5:44 PM, Caleb Smith wrote:

We have dispatched agents to Canada in an attempt to uncover evidence
that would lead us to the suspect. We will inform you further as we
progress in this area.


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[TANKS] Re: Upcoming Battle

2016-07-15 Thread Caleb Smith
Dear Mister Johann,
I've been going over the evidence with my expert team of investigators, and 
we have decided that the suspect obviously took T079 for a joyride and left 
his calling card until he could return. We think it possible that the 
batteries died before he made it back and then he (the suspect) not knowing 
what to do, fled the area. Therefore we find it advisable for you to make 
an extensive search 500 ft out from Obomination's last known resting place, 
the tank is likely to be found in that area. 
We have dispatched agents to Canada in an attempt to uncover evidence that 
would lead us to the suspect. We will inform you further as we progress in 
this area.

Thank you for your patience,
Agent 
On Friday, July 15, 2016 at 4:54:13 PM UTC-4, jvragu47 wrote:
>
> Thank you Caleb.  I did find this item while searching the last known 
> laager area (corner of basement) of the Abomination (hereafter known as the 
> New rules Facilitator).  H, wonder what it might mean?
>
>
>

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[TANKS] Re: Upcoming Battle

2016-07-15 Thread Caleb Smith
On Wednesday, July 13, 2016 at 7:40:09 PM UTC-4, jvragu47 wrote:
> Rumor has it that there's a battle in 4 weeks. It's been soo quiet 
> lately, I guess everyone is using the time to perfect their weapon platforms. 
>  So, tell me what you've been doing please. I'm still trying to attend, 
> confidence is high. 
> 
> Thank you for your time, 
> 
> Oberst Johann
> 
> 
> PS Anyone seen my tank lately?

Turkey trots to waterWhere is T079The world wonders

Don't worry about the tank, John. I know of some excellent tank catchers. Here 
is one of their advertisements:

Up for hire, 100% certified tank catching services.  We have years of 
experience catching errant tanks that have stopped responding to the operator's 
commands.  Just give us the description of the tank, the designation number, 
its speed, and general direction it was last seen going, and we will be back 
within a week with your beloved tank. 

We haven't lost one yet!

All claims in this add may not be 100% true.  Any damage sustained while 
catching the tank are the responsibility of the owner.  We are not responsible 
for the loss of the tank in the event that we cannot find it. Claims in this ad 
may or may not be true.  

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