Re: [RollTideFan] BAMA signs two defensive players

2003-07-12 Thread Pat Smoot
I didn't miss it, I just didn't tell ya'll about it.


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From: Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Saturday, July 12, 2003 12:41 AM
Subject: [RollTideFan] BAMA signs two defensive players


 While we've been busy talking about everything
 except BAMA football (Ricky Mac excluded)
 I/we missed the fact that BAMA signed Wallace
 Gilberry and Eric Johnson. Actually, they both
 have accepted scholarship offers from BAMA.
 Gilberry is a DE and Johnson is a Safety. Both
 are qualified and will report with the full team on
 August 4th.

 HOT DAMN! TWO MORE BODIES!

 ROLL TIDE, DAMITT!

 Slef E.

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Re: [RollTideFan] Descriptions for our new member

2003-07-12 Thread Steven Johnson
Sorry Pat, but no one hates the Barners as much as I.

RTR
LC
--- Pat Smoot [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 You're right about the high strung  I would dearly
 love to bitch slap that
 damn little Jimmie weasel, but I know I hate the
 barners more than you do.
 And don't ever feel sorry for my husband, because he
 is also high strung 
 he can definitely hold his own  that's why little
 Jimmie better not come
 across him.  Besides that, I am his personal slave
 at work every day, I do
 all the work inside the house  75% of the work in
 the yard  run ALL of the
 errands.  So, with the exception of my mouth, he has
 it pretty damn good.
 But you're right, you would want me on your side
 when you're being attacked
 because I can definitely hold my own when provoked. 
 My two older brothers
 taught me well.
 
 
 - Original Message -
 From: Steven Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Friday, July 11, 2003 1:55 PM
 Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Descriptions for our new
 member
 
 
  I shall try to describe Pat.  Pat is somewhat high
  strung and has earned her name of PMS, which are
 her
  initials.  Pat like to biatch slap little Jimmie
 and
  keep him in line.  I think she hates the Barners
 as
  much as I do, if that is possible.  If I were
 every
  attacked by a bunch of angry females I would want
 Pat
  on my side, but I kinda feel sorry for her poor
 hubby.
   :-)
 
  RTR
  LC
  --- [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
   Hey David!  Welcome to the madness that is RTF. 
 I
   am Sonja and I will be your tour guide.  I
 suggest
   we all take one person on the list and describe
 them
   to you.  I will take the one that needs the most
   therapyJoel Perry.
  
   Joel Perry, a/k/a JoBu:  Psychotic, drunk,
   no-dancing-engineer.  In addition, he smells
 like
   cabbage.  Stay away.
  
   Come on y'all!  Pick one person and describe
 them
   for David.
  
   This should be fun!
  
   ROLL TIDE!
   Sonja
  
 
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Re: [RollTideFan] FW: Rtf unsubscribe notification

2003-07-12 Thread Steven Johnson
That one is still a mystery to me.

RTR
LC
--- Pat Smoot [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Yeah, but he keeps little Jimmie.  Wonder why that
 it is?
 
 
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 From: Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Friday, July 11, 2003 5:36 PM
 Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] FW: Rtf unsubscribe
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  And she's not the only one you've ran off.
 
  Not that I give a damn, mind you.
 
  Slef E.
 
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  From: Mike Laborde
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Sent: Friday, July 11, 2003 4:15 PM
  Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] FW: Rtf unsubscribe
 notification
 
 
   The nasty trailer whore I ran off was deserving.
  
   And I'm not the only one that wanted her gone.
  
  
  
   -Original Message-
   From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
  Behalf Of Jeff Todd
   Sent: Friday, July 11, 2003 4:44 PM
   To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] FW: Rtf unsubscribe
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   So? It ain't like you've never run anyone off.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

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Re: [RollTideFan] Descriptions for our new member

2003-07-12 Thread kurt rasmussen
Ricky McMahan wrote:

 snipI can tell you that this is the best
BAMA list on the wwwthis bunch will make you
laugh, cry, and at times some of them can piss you
offit's your typical dysfunctional familyand
you'll grow to love and appreciate each of them, just
like you do your real family 
Jamie, this receives my vote for post of the day. Nothing but true 
facts stated in that paragraph. The Mighty Crimson Tide has brought us 
together ... worship sessions begin in 49 days! 
IAWTP!

kurt

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[RollTideFan] This here gal is fixin to get some mail..

2003-07-12 Thread kurt rasmussen
Just a guess.

http://www.marionstar.com/news/stories/20030712/localsports/558537.html

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[RollTideFan] {ain't} Woman aims for roach, swallows fork

2003-07-12 Thread Jeff Todd
http://tinyurl.com/gpux

Slef E.

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Re: [RollTideFan] {ain't} Woman aims for roach, swallows fork

2003-07-12 Thread Pat Smoot
In your dreams, Slef.  If it's already down my throat, it'll stay there
until it comes out somewhere else.


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Sent: Saturday, July 12, 2003 1:16 PM
Subject: [RollTideFan] {ain't} Woman aims for roach, swallows fork


 http://tinyurl.com/gpux

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Re: [RollTideFan] {ain't} Woman aims for roach, swallows fork

2003-07-12 Thread Jeff Todd
You are such a prevert!

Love,

Sleffie

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 In your dreams, Slef.  If it's already down my throat, it'll stay there
 until it comes out somewhere else.


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 Sent: Saturday, July 12, 2003 1:16 PM
 Subject: [RollTideFan] {ain't} Woman aims for roach, swallows fork


  http://tinyurl.com/gpux
 
  Slef E.
 
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[RollTideFan] Aggie traditions

2003-07-12 Thread kurt rasmussen
http://www.coachfran.com/news.aspx?id=34

 One segment that is new, I have assigned each coach one or two Aggie 
traditions to research. I'm pretty sure we all know them   all now, but just to be sure and to understand them in more detail, 
every day one coach will share with the staff all the history
 about his assigned traditions.  [...]
Wonder which coach is gonna get the cow, and which one is gonna get the 
sheep?

NTTAWWT!

kurt





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Re: [RollTideFan] Aggie traditions

2003-07-12 Thread Steven Johnson
Frannie will do the one about the queers and steers.

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--- kurt rasmussen [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 http://www.coachfran.com/news.aspx?id=34
 
   One segment that is new, I have assigned each
 coach one or two Aggie 
 traditions to research. I'm pretty sure we all know
 them   all now, but just to be sure and to
 understand them in more detail, 
 every day one coach will share with the staff all
 the history
   about his assigned traditions.  [...]
 
 Wonder which coach is gonna get the cow, and which
 one is gonna get the 
 sheep?
 
 NTTAWWT!
 
 kurt
 
 
 
 
 

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[RollTideFan] This here gal is fixin to get some mail..

2003-07-12 Thread TIDE1

Kurt wrote Just a guess. 

http://www.marionstar.com/news/stories/20030712/localsports/558537.html 

I wonder why *she* (the author) conveniently forgot to mention the old
doll that spent over $1 Mil on *notra dumb* football player stud fees
a few years ago! 

To her credit, I note she did post a Super Bad Guy list, with *albarn*
right up there with the big boys. Then again, there was her pic...
ODL...  now that is one ugly mother!! 

RTR - Cheers -VO-


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[RollTideFan] HAY!!

2003-07-12 Thread kurt rasmussen
http://home.bellsouth.net/coDataImages/p/Groups/29/29335/folders/88186/587576Hay.jpg

kurt

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Re: [RollTideFan] HAY!!

2003-07-12 Thread Jeff Todd
At least he kept the shirt on this time.

Gradual improvement.

Slef e.

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From: SHR [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Saturday, July 12, 2003 5:28 PM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] HAY!!


 Krut:
 I have seen better looking legs on a table in a beer joint.  Next time you
 post a picture, please wear long pants.

 Many thanks,
 Sonja


 - Original Message -
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 Sent: Saturday, July 12, 2003 6:30 PM
 Subject: [RollTideFan] HAY!!


 

http://home.bellsouth.net/coDataImages/p/Groups/29/29335/folders/88186/58757
 6Hay.jpg
 
  kurt
 
 
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Re: [RollTideFan] HAY!!

2003-07-12 Thread Jeff Todd
That has to be one of the best cum-backs
I ever did see!

Slef E.

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To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Saturday, July 12, 2003 5:44 PM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] HAY!!


 SHR wrote:

 Krut:
 I have seen better looking legs on a table in a beer joint.
 
 Iyam sure you had a good view.   :)

 love,
 kurt


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Re: [RollTideFan] HAY!!

2003-07-12 Thread Ricky McMahan
Dayum, Kurt, you are either a really brave man or a really drunk man. 
Dissing the Queen can be very dangerous to your health.

Rick

kurt rasmussen wrote:
SHR wrote:

Krut:
I have seen better looking legs on a table in a beer joint.
Iyam sure you had a good view.   :)

love,
kurt







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Re: [RollTideFan] Thay... God knows...

2003-07-12 Thread Ricky McMahan
Catholic or not, I'd want to kill the SOB if he did that to my sons when 
they were 8-11 years old.

Rick

Jeff Todd wrote:
http://tinyurl.com/grh9

This guy musta been a Catholic
at one time.






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[RollTideFan] Bama / awbren Players Work with Youngsters

2003-07-12 Thread Ricky McMahan
Players take a break from workouts

By Tim Gayle
Montgomery Advertiser
There's still 24 days remaining before the start of preseason football 
practice, but you'd never know it at Auburn or Alabama.

The two schools have always taken their football seriously, but this 
year the stakes are even higher. For the two dozen or so Tide and Tiger 
players attending the second annual Montgomery YMCA Auburn and Alabama 
Football Give Back Clinic at the YMCA youth soccer fields, Friday's 
session with 250 or so young football fans was a break from the grueling 
off-season workouts.

It's not really a break, countered Prattville's Roman Harper, an 
Alabama defensive back who continued signing autographs as he talked. 
You're up here working with the kids and signing autographs. Man, 
they're working you. But you used to be one of these kids, running 
around, asking for autographs. It feels good to know people want 
something from you.

The players spent two hours in the Capital City on Friday evening, 
offering tips to boys and girls at the free clinic sponsored by the 
Southeast YMCA. It's a welcome break from a fall ritual that has become 
a year-round requirement.

At Auburn, preseason magazines picking the Tigers as contenders for the 
national championship raised the stakes. Higher expectations fueled the 
intensity of Auburn players who sense this year's team can be a very 
special one after finishing in a three-way tie atop the West Division 
standings last fall.

Because the expectations are high, our summer has been a little more 
intense than what it usually is, said Auburn lineman Monreko 
Crittenden, a former St. Jude standout. I mean, it's always intense but 
we as a team have picked it up because of our rankings and what 
everybody is saying about us.

At Alabama, the firing of former coach Mike Price in early May created a 
unique situation in Tuscaloosa where the players are forced to learn new 
coach Mike Shula's offensive and defensive schemes during the summer. At 
a time when many players would take a few days off to rest and relax, 
Crimson Tide players have remained on campus throughout the summer.

It's run through my mind a few times. I could be fishing right now, 
said Alabama quarterback Brodie Croyle, an avid outdoorsman. When you 
sign to play Division I-A football, there's sacrifices you have to make 
and this is one of them. At the same time, it has been a packed summer, 
non-stop every day.

It's not unusual to see players at major college programs spending their 
summers on campus. It is unusual to see them spend the amount of time 
Alabama's players have spent in the football complex with no summer break.

In high school, you were up there a couple of hours each day and you 
thought it was bad on you then, Harper said.

My average day is probably seven or eight hours up there at that 
(football) complex, at least two or three hours' worth of film, Croyle 
said. But I haven't heard one complaint from anybody. Everybody wants 
to prove something, including coach Shula. When you have something to 
prove, it's easier to work that much harder. It's going to make for a 
fun season with everybody doubting us.

While most players spend the second term of summer school on campus, 
Alabama players also spent the first term and the interim session 
between the two summer terms in Tuscaloosa. That gave them three 
opportunities to take classes for those who wanted to get a jump on the 
fall semester.

The workouts have been more intense, Alabama cornerback Charlie Peprah 
said. Last year, it was twice a week; now, it's at least three, four 
times a week. As for me, it's hectic with my schoolwork because after 
this summer I'll have 37 more hours before I graduate (in marketing), so 
it's kind of tough with upper-level classes.

But we still have our fun. We get the weekends off. I usually don't go 
home. I just go home with some of these guys. I go home to Prattville 
(with Harper) or go to Thomasville with Anthony (Madison).

Peprah made the nine-hour drive to his home in Plano, Texas, for the 
Fourth of July, but won't get another opportunity this summer. He's not 
alone.

I live so far away, I still wouldn't be able to go home, said Alabama 
tailback Shaud Williams, a senior who drives 15 hours -- the first nine 
with Peprah -- to reach his home in the west Texas town of Andrews.

I think the thing that keeps us sane is we all get along and enjoy 
being around each other. I spend about six hours each day dealing with 
football. It's a little bit more than it was last year but we've got a 
little bit more that we have to do this time.

For the younger participants, Friday's clinic was an opportunity to get 
their pictures taken with players they watch on television, get a few 
autographs and pick up a few pointers.

Jarvis Ware, 14, said he didn't come out to see anyone in particular, 
just to meet as many of the college players as he could.

I'm interested in all of them, Ware said. I met 

[RollTideFan] Deer Jimmie

2003-07-12 Thread Pat Smoot



We are stilling waiting. What is your Ebay 
user ID  what is your home address?


Re: [RollTideFan] Deer Jimmie

2003-07-12 Thread Jeff Todd
Ah'll bet Javvy nose.

Slef E.

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Sent: Saturday, July 12, 2003 9:03 PM
Subject: [RollTideFan] Deer Jimmie


We are stilling waiting.  What is your Ebay user ID  what is your home
address?


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Re: [RollTideFan] Bama / awbren Players Work with Youngsters

2003-07-12 Thread Jeff Todd
Brodeenie sounds like he's about ready to whup some ass!

Roll Tide, DAMMIT!

Slef E.

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To: RollTideFan [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Saturday, July 12, 2003 8:58 PM
Subject: [RollTideFan] Bama / awbren Players Work with Youngsters


  Croyle 
 said. But I haven't heard one complaint from anybody. Everybody wants 
 to prove something, including coach Shula. When you have something to 
 prove, it's easier to work that much harder. It's going to make for a 
 fun season with everybody doubting us.


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