[RollTideFan] Joe's Trans Am

[kurt rasmussen]

Joe Goodson wrote:

1979powered by an Oldsmobile 455 bored thirty over with a w-30 cam,
headers etc.  It sports around 425 hp.give or take.  It is my baby doll.
I have etched the Bama logo in the rear window.  I take my Bama football
seriously.  One of these days I will borrow a digital camera and post a pic.
I'd like to see it.  If needed, I'll help you post pictures when you get 
them.

kurt





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[RollTideFan] bouncy ball

[kurt rasmussen]

 Earnest Shelton.. 28 points!

BAMA WINS!
83-76
ROLL TIDE!!

kurt

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Re: [RollTideFan] Ray Hudson

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Rick McMahan wrote:

That's funny as hell!!  That'll teach me not to use spell checker.

Thanks a lot Kurt, bet no one else even caught it. :) 


Ruck, Slef, and krut GONE ROLE!!

kurt

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Re: [RollTideFan] Ray Hudson

[kurt rasmussen]

Ruck McMahan wrote:

It was actually the depressing Memphis news attached to that last 
grits_crap link that bothered me last week. This is a much better 
rumor. I like the way this one sounds and agree that if Ray Ray was 
tested twice and was clean, he shouldn't suffer any more consequence. 
I DO find it a wee bit strange however that he was arrested for just 
being at the residence were the dope was found...didn't know that was 
against the law. 


Me too. Especially after they waited a FREAKIN' WEEK to do anything.

Roll Tide!!  Beat the Rainbows
Ruck


btw my deer friend.  With yore typo, ewe have just entered yoreslef into 
the rtf  moniker hall of fame.
You're in good company.   :)

krut



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[RollTideFan] Football is dead to me

[kurt rasmussen]

($1)

kurt

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[RollTideFan] BWAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!

[kurt rasmussen]

Iyam watching pregame coverage of the game on WHNT TV.  Channel 19 in 
Huntsville.  They just closed the sports programming out saying.  "Live 
from Auburn.  We'll see you at 10:00 after the game".

The graphic at the bottom said 'Aurburn'.

I got it on tape.  Anybody want a copy?

heh..

kurt

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Re: [RollTideFan] ROLLL TIDEEE ROLLL !!!!

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Rick McMahan wrote:

that is all 


I LOVE BAMA!!

FRUCK AUBRIN!

ROLL TIDE!!

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Re: [RollTideFan] "Iron Bowl 2003"

[kurt rasmussen]

Jamie Watts wrote:

The GOAT man
  Krut has a brother
Goats?!  Wha ya think Iyam. A prevert?!

kurt

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[RollTideFan] Shula's first Iron Bowl could be good barometer

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http://www.datelinealabama.com/article/2003/11/22/5037_sports_art.php3

Shula's first Iron Bowl could be good barometer

Only three coaches in Alabama history have won their first meeting with 
the Auburn Tigers. Mike Shula will attempt to become the fourth on 
Saturday. But will a win, or a loss, tell the future of Shula at Alabama?

Dennis Pillion, managing editor

In a press conference Tuesday, Alabama head coach Mike Shula said the 
upcoming Iron Bowl was "the biggest game I'll ever prepare for in my 
career."  

He may be more right than he knows. A coach's first Iron Bowl can have a 
lot to with his approval rating among the citizens of the Alabama sports 
nation.  

There is no better example of this than in 2001. Alabama's first-year 
coach Dennis Franchione had directed the team to a 4-5 record entering 
the game, which was better than the 3-7 record the Tide had entering the 
2000 Iron Bowl, but still not cause for celebration. Franchione's public 
opinion polls jumped about 40 percentage points, however, when he took 
the Tide to the plains of Auburn and laid a 31-7 beating on the Tigers.  
 
After that, Franchione's Tide pounded Southern Miss in the rain and 
narrowly defeated Iowa State in the Independence Bowl to give Alabama a 
respectable 7-5 record, and a four-game winning stereak.  

The Tide used momentum from that season to post a 10-3 record in 2002, 
and would have appeared in the SEC Championship game had they not been 
on probation.  
 
In the 1990 season, Gene Stallings became the first Alabama head coach 
to win the Iron Bowl on his first try since Harold "Red" Drew in 1948, 
which was the first meeting between the two teams since 1907.  

Stallings and the Tide won 16-7, breaking a four-game win streak for 
Auburn, and two seasons later Alabama won its first national 
championship since Paul "Bear" Bryant retired.  

Stallings' successor Mike DuBose did not fare so well in his first Iron 
Bowl. DuBose's team entered with a 4-6 record, and would have pulled out 
an upset victory, but Alabama's Ed Scissum fumbled in the final minute 
of the game, with Alabama leading 17-15. Auburn recovered the fumble and 
Jaret Holmes hit the game-winning field goal to spoil DuBose's 
near-success.  

DuBose went on to lead Alabama to an SEC Championship in 1999, but then 
resigned after going 3-8 in 2000, a season which Alabama began as the 
third ranked team in the country.  

None of this is to say that Shula will be a success or failure as a 
coach based on what happens Saturday.  

After all, the Bear himself lost his first Iron Bowl game in 1958. After 
four straight Auburn wins, Bryant was almost able to upset the Tigers, 
but a fourth-quarter interception ended those hopes. The Tide lost that 
game 14-8, after being beaten by an average of 40 points per game in the 
four previous meetings.  
 
After the game, Bryant directed the Tide to four straight wins over 
Auburn, outscoring them by a combined 85-0. Bryant was 19-6 against 
Auburn in his 25 years at the Capstone.  
 
Should Shula win his first Iron Bowl, it will at least take some 
pressure off of him, after directing the Tide to a losing record this 
year.  

In fact, it would be a lot like 1984, his first year to play quarterback 
in the Iron Bowl. Shula and the Tide had a 4-6 record and were heavy 
underdogs, but edged Auburn 17-15 after stopping Auburn on 
fourth-and-goal from the one. Alabama's Rory Turner stopped Auburn 
fullback Brent Fullwood when lead-blocker and future-Heisman 
Trophy-winner Bo Jackson ran the wrong way on the play.  

The next year, Shula led the Tide to another nail-biting win over 
Auburn. In a play known simply as "the kick," Van Tiffin nailed a 
52-yard field goal as time expired to give Alabama a 25-23 win over 
Auburn and Jackson, who went on to win the Heisman Trophy that year.  

Shula was 2-1 overall against Auburn as a player.  

This story was written by Dennis Pillion, [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
, and edited by Jeff Dunnavant, 
[EMAIL PROTECTED] .



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[RollTideFan] BAMA on the boards

[kurt rasmussen]

http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaab/boxscore?gid=200311210006

ROLL TIDE!!

kurt

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[RollTideFan] Gettin' ready for the game

[kurt rasmussen]

 Tonight Iyam gonna do something I ain't done in 18 years.  I got a 
copy of the 1985 Iron Bowl tape.  I'm gonna watch it.

ROLL TIDE!!!
BEAT AUBRIN!
kurt

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Re: [RollTideFan] Still dead

[kurt rasmussen]

Ewer old.   :)

kurt

Steven Johnson wrote:

That's who I thought of before I hit the link.  :-)

RTR
LC
--- kurt rasmussen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
 

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[RollTideFan] Still dead

[kurt rasmussen]

http://snurl.com/332c

kurt

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[RollTideFan] Bama's losing!

[kurt rasmussen]

http://msn.espn.go.com/page2/s/bracket/collegefootball/rivalry.html

kurt

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Re: [RollTideFan] Deere Boozer

[kurt rasmussen]

Pat Smoot wrote:

BTW, stay away from my baby girl or you'll find yourslef in the Atlantic
with HuGe.
Rut Roh Slef,  you gots some competition..

kurt

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[RollTideFan] Hey Loose Cannon!

[kurt rasmussen]

I know you frequent gridscape. Ever heard of this guy? 
http://mb5.theinsiders.com/fgridscapefrm5.showMessage?topicID=42155.topic 
Orange Blooded Fan Posts: 166 (11/18/03 9:15:32 pm) Reply New Post More 
NCAA sanctions for Bama 
 
It is my understanding that Logan Young may be cooperating with federal 
& NCAA investigators thru his attorney, Jim Neal of Nashville, who 
brokered Jake Butcher's deal & is a former Watergate prosecutor, to pay 
a hefty fine & avoid a jail term by nailing Bama to the wall & singing 
like a canary under oath about alleged violations that date back several 
years. However, since the NCAA of Bama is still open & since their 
probation extends 3 years beyond the bowl ban than ends after this 
season, the NCAA is expected to announce that they are sending Bama a 
new letter detailing some of this new material, sounding the death knell 
for a once proud program that has cheated since the days of Bear. I 
expect there to be some news on this that will break as soon as next 
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[RollTideFan] best rivalry, Day two..

[kurt rasmussen]

http://espn.go.com/page2/s/bracket/collegefootball/rivalry.html

kurt

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[RollTideFan] College Rival fun

[kurt rasmussen]

http://sports.espn.go.com/page2/s/bracket/collegefootball/rivalry.html

kurt

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[RollTideFan] What's The 2004 Football Schedule?

[kurt rasmussen]

Rick McMahan wrote:

Sep. 4 Utah State Tuscaloosa 
[...]

Y'all best be ready...  I'm tellin' ya.  The MIGHT UTAH STATE AGG33S are 
building a concrete foundation within their football program.

http://snurl.com/3155

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[RollTideFan] BCS Poll

[kurt rasmussen]

If any of y'all are paying attention to it

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/abcsports/BCSRankings

Ranking   Team  AP  ESPN/Coaches   Poll Average
1. Oklahoma 111
2. Ohio State444
3. USC 222
[...]
Gonna be much teeth knashing.

kurt

   



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Re: [RollTideFan] Alabama-Hawaii Game Set for ESPN National Broadcast

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Jeff Todd wrote:

NICE HTML, Krut!

I saw that after the fact..

How embarasking. Sorry all.

Sheepishly yours,
kurt
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[RollTideFan] Alabama-Hawaii Game Set for ESPN National Broadcast

[kurt rasmussen]

http://www.rolltide.com/Football/9496.asp

 Alabama-Hawaii Game Set for ESPN National Broadcast

Monday, November 17, 2003



TUSCALOOSA, Ala. --- Alabama’s football game at Hawaii on Nov. 29 will 
be telecast nationally by ESPN, it was announced today. The game will 
kickoff at 6:45 p.m. CT (2:45 local) from Aloha Stadium in Honolulu.

The Bama-Hawaii game will mark the Tide’s 11th televised game of the season.

Other SEC televised games that week will be LSU at Arkansas (CBS, 1:30 
CT) on Friday, Nov. 28 and on Saturday, Tennessee at Kentucky 
(Jefferson-Pilot, 11:30 CT), Georgia at Georgia Tech on ABC (time TBA) 
and Florida State at Florida (CBS, 2:30 CT)

kurt


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[RollTideFan] Beating Aubrun

[kurt rasmussen]

   Why This Year it Means a Little Bit More...

according to Daniel.

http://www.rolltidefan.net/Attachments/Beating_Auburn.htm

ROLL TIDE!!

kurt

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Re: [RollTideFan] JUST BEAT ALLBARN

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Rick McMahan wrote:

I'll not post anymore about the LSwho game (and the crowd goes 
wild). All I want is for BAMA to beat Allbarn next Saturday and all 
will be forgiven and forgotten for this season! Just beat Allbarn 
that's all I ask. I don't care if it's by 1 or 51, just win the 
freak'in game! 


At least they ain't playin' in BDS!!

ROLL TIDE!

kurt

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[RollTideFan] Losers are never lovable in these good sports' eyes

[kurt rasmussen]

http://www.courierpress.com/ecp/pro_sports/article/0,1626,ECP_750_2431525,00.html

Losers are never lovable in these good sports' eyes

By BERNIE LINCIOME, Scripps Howard News Service
November 16, 2003
Sports has winners. Sports has losers. Sudden-death overtime and extra 
innings see to that. So for all the losers out there, let's take in e 
wisdom of others who have lost and lived to tell about it.

"More good lessons come from the disasters than from the successes. You 
learn from your screw-ups." - former football coach Chuck Noll.

"Adversity makes champions." - former football coach Tom Landry.

"Pain is temporary, quitting lasts forever." - cyclist Lance Armstrong.

"Every time you win, you're reborn. When you lose, you die a little." - 
former football coach George Allen.

"Showing up is 80 percent of life." - filmmaker Woody Allen.

"Winning is only important in war and surgery." - basketball dreamer Al 
McGuire.

"Winning isn't everything, it is the only thing." - former football 
coach Vince Lombardi.

"Do not pursue victories but human communication instead." - Chairman Mao.

"There's room at the top, but not enough to sit down." - former hockey 
coach Fred Shero.

"Fear of losing is what makes competition so great. Show me a gracious 
loser, and I'll show you a perennial loser." - former football player 
O.J. Simpson.

"Show me a good loser, and I'll show you an idiot." - former baseball 
manager Leo Durocher.

"All quitters are good losers." - former college football coach Bob Zuppke.

"There never was a champion who to himself was a good loser. There's a 
vast difference between a good sport and a good loser." - former 
football coach Red Blaik.

"I'd rather be a football coach. That way you can only lose 11 games a 
season." - former basketball coach Abe Lemons.

"If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your 
grandmother with her teeth out." - baseball Hall of Famer George Brett.

"Even Napoleon had his Watergate." - former baseball manager Danny Ozark.

"If the meek are going to inherit the earth, our linemen are going to be 
land barons." - Tampa Bay Bucs offensive coordinator Bill Muir.

"We have the sweetest, finest bunch of kids in the world, and I love 
every one of them, but they're not tough enough. If we don't get some 
sure-enough, way-down-deep meanness, we're not going to beat anybody." - 
Alabama legend Bear Bryant.

"There is no heavier burden than a great potential." - Linus.

"Failure is another steppingstone to greatness." - Oprah Winfrey.

"Losing a game is heartbreaking. Losing your sense of worth is a 
tragedy." - football coach Joe Paterno.

"You might have to fight a battle more than once to win it." - Margaret 
Thatcher.

"No one knows what to say in the loser's room." - Former heavyweight 
boxing champion Muhammad Ali.

"Victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat is an orphan." - John F. 
Kennedy.

"No one promises you tomorrow." - the late, great Walter Payton.

"The sun doesn't shine on the same dog every day." - former quarterback 
and football coach Steve Sloan.

"The biggest laughs are based on the biggest disappointments and the 
biggest fears." - writer Kurt Vonnegut.

"Ninety-nine percent of failures come from people who have the habit of 
making excuses." - George Washington.

"I give the same halftime speech over and over. It works best when my 
players are better than the other coach's players." - former football 
coach Chuck Mills.

"Class is when they run you out of town, to look like you're leading the 
parade." - former football coach Bill Battle.

"You don't feel the splinters on the way up, only when you start sliding 
back down the ladder. - former football coach Bum Phillips.

"If 'ifs and buts' were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a merry 
Christmas?" - former football player and broadcaster Don Meredith.

"When that one great scorer comes to write beside your name, He writes 
not if you won or lost, but how you played the game." - former 
sportswriter Grantland Rice.

"We made too many wrong mistakes." - former baseball player and manager 
Yogi Berra.

"A man is not finished when he's defeated; he's finished when he quits." 
- former president Richard Nixon.

"You've tried and failed. The lesson is, never try again." - Homer Simpson.

"I coulda been a contender." - Marlon Brando.



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Re: [RollTideFan] Am I OverReacting

[kurt rasmussen]

Rick McMahan wrote:

Damnit to hell!! I'm glad I'm not in T-town tonight or I'd probably be 
calling Kurt asking for bale money.


IFYPFY.

I are, after all, an AGG33!   :)

kurt



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Re: [RollTideFan] Had Enough

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Russell Johnson wrote:

I was a the biggest supporter of  CMS. I was wrong! He his not right 
for us! . There is no discipline on this team and apparently there 
will never will be any discipline as long as he his our head coach. We 
can argue that this is not his team, but what does that have to do 
with control. Shula has no control, and what I have seen, he never 
willl have. Flames Welcome!! 


Last I looked, HIS PANTS WERE STILL ON AND ZIPPED!!

ROLL TIDE!!

kurt

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Re: [RollTideFan] Deere Krut...

[kurt rasmussen]

Jeff Todd wrote:

http://snurl.com/30ez

BBWWHH!!!

No shit!

Tank Heavens for bouncyball.

http://hjnews.townnews.com/articles/2003/11/15/sports/sports01.txt

kurt

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Re: [RollTideFan] Well, Qtr 2 has Sucked Too...

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Rick McMahan wrote:

Slef, You're probably right regarding the display of sportsmanship by 
the LSU blitzers. I'm afraid this score could be very ugly before all 
is said and done tonight. I don't see Bama being able to generate 
anything on offense and Kines' decision to rush three GD linemen on 
every play is killing me! Even with 7 or 8 dropping into coverage 
we're still not able to cover their receivers, always being 3 yards 
away from the guy when he catches the MF ball! 


They're real good to get him right _after_  he catches it. 

Again... damnit.

ROLL TIDE ANYWAY!!

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[RollTideFan] BLITZ!!

[kurt rasmussen]

Crappola!

kurt

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Re: [RollTideFan] LSwhooo Defense

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Rick McMahan wrote:

This luv fest between the TV heads and the LSU defense has made me 
sick. I'm ready for Brodie and the boys to show everyone that Bama 
does have an offense capable of moving the ball and scoring points on 
that magnificent "D".

LETS GO BAMA!!! 


How right I hope you are!!

ROLL TIDE my BAMA PLAS!!   Iyam gonna go watch a game.

See y'all in awhile.

kurt

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[RollTideFan] Tennessee player's sister killed, mother hurt in wreck

[kurt rasmussen]

http://www.al.com/sportsflash/sec/index.ssf?/newsflash/get_story.ssf?/cgi-free/getstory_ssf.cgi?s0531_BC_FBC--Tennessee-Jones&&sports&al_sec

Tennessee player's sister killed, mother hurt in wreck

The Associated Press
11/15/03 5:45 PM
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP) -- The sister of Tennessee defensive tackle Greg 
Jones was killed and his mother and grandmother were hurt in an accident 
Saturday as they traveled to the Volunteers' game.

Coaches told Jones, a sophomore from Jonesboro, Ark., the news before 
Tennessee's home game against Mississippi State. Jones started the game 
but left in the third quarter to meet his family, coach Phillip Fulmer 
said.

The names of Jones' relatives were not immediately available, and 
Tennessee officials were not sure where the accident happened.

Fulmer said Jones' sister was seven months' pregnant.

Jones started the first two games this season. He started Saturday in 
place of senior Mondre Dickerson, who was indefinitely suspended from 
the team Friday for violating unspecified team rules.

Jones recorded one tackle in the No. 9 Vols' 59-21 win over Mississippi 
State. [...]

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[RollTideFan] Missouri 45, Texas A&M 22

[kurt rasmussen]

final.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

kurt

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[RollTideFan] OK

[kurt rasmussen]

I just got back from getting all three of my hairs cut.

ROLL TIDE!!

BEAT THE FSKIN' TIGGERS!!

kurt

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[RollTideFan] NCAA insists confidentiality necessary to its work

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http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20031115/NEWS/311150337/1007

NCAA insists confidentiality necessary to its work, trial
Judge doesnt rule on motion filed in Cottrell suit
TUSCALOOSA | The assurance of confidentiality is the cornerstone" of 
NCAA investigations, without which witnesses would provide little 
information and the organizations enforcement efforts would become 
ineffective, an NCAA attorney said Friday.

Confidentiality must be protected so the process will work," said 
Robert Rutherford, a Birmingham attorney representing the NCAA in a 
multi-/smillion dollar lawsuit filed by two former University of Alabama 
assistant football coaches.

The legal debate over whether some documents should be confidential in 
the suit filed by Ronnie Cottrell and Ivy Williams entered a Tuscaloosa 
County circuit courtroom Friday. After 90 minutes, the hearing ended 
without a ruling from Judge Steve Wilson.

Wilson also made no ruling on whether to allow The Tuscaloosa News to 
intervene in the case.

The coaches filed the suit after an NCAA investigation into the Crimson 
Tide football program found UA boosters offered improper inducements to 
recruit Memphis, Tenn., high school football player Albert Means and 
other athletes.

It landed the Crimson Tide on probation and limited the number of 
scholarships the program could offer, while also leading to the 
dismissal in December 2000 of head football coach Mike DuBose and his 
staff. Cottrell and Williams, two assistants under DuBose, claim they 
havent been able to find reliable work since.

The former coaches are requesting, among other information, the entire 
investigative file in preparation for trial.

But the NCAA says the majority of the file has nothing to do with the 
suit, and contains information obtained from confidential sources. The 
NCAA would breach confidentiality agreements if the information became 
public, and the effectiveness of future investigations would be 
jeopardized, the organization argued.

That information was given to the NCAA and University of Alabama under 
assurances from both that it would be confidential," Rutherford said.

The NCAA and enforcement representative Richard A. Johanningmeier asked 
the judge to order that papers, documents, disks, transcripts of 
depositions and other records be kept private. They havent specified 
which documents they want confidential.

Instead, Rutherford proposed that the NCAA label information it wants 
confidential as the case proceeds. If the coaches attorneys agree that 
a certain piece of information should be kept confidential, then it will 
remain so. If not, the court would decide.

Delaine Mountain, an attorney representing the former coaches, argued 
that the method would place an undue burden on the plaintiffs. He 
labeled the proposal an effort by the NCAA to slow the court process.

They want to stamp everything confidential and then gag us about it and 
protect everything theyve done," Mountain argued. We dont operate 
that way in America. The NCAA operates that way, and they ought to quit."

Freelance sports recruiting analyst Tom Culpepper, another defendant in 
the suit, has asked the judge to order that testimony and other 
pre-trial information Culpepper has provided be kept confidential.

The public release of the information could threaten future employment 
opportunities for Culpepper, his attorney said. It could also violate 
confidentiality agreements Culpepper has made.

Mountain told the judge that he understood the confidentiality agreement 
Culpepper was referring to was made with the NCAA.

Its an unusual situation, he said, When two defendants in a lawsuit 
get together and say, 'Were going to have a confidentiality agreement."

Meanwhile, The Tuscaloosa News asked the judge in a motion filed 
Wednesday to allow it to intervene and oppose the confidentiality 
requests by the NCAA, Johanningmeier and Culpepper.

Emphasizing the newspapers objective role in the overall case, attorney 
Gary Huckaby said The Tuscaloosa News came to assert the rights of the 
media, and the public, to judicial proceedings and records.

Huckaby argued that the NCAA, Johanningmeier and Culpepper want the 
right to determine on their own what information, if any, can be 
released to the public without showing good cause. To obtain good cause, 
the defendants would need to present evidence that the court believes 
supports their requests to keep information confidential.

The defendants, Huckaby said, would virtually be delegated complete 
control over the records in the case.

Absent good cause, we have...an offense to the First Amendment," 
Huckaby said.

John Scott, Culpeppers attorney, and Rutherford asked that they be 
given time to respond to The Tuscaloosa News motion to intervene, 
having received notice two days before the hearing. The judge gave the 
attorneys 10 days to respond.

Scott said the protective order Culpepper is reque

Re: [RollTideFan] Great Way To Start The Season.

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Mike Laborde wrote:

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IFYPFY.   :)

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Re: [RollTideFan] Ray Hudson

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Jeff Todd wrote:

You're just not going to be happy until he's kicked off the team, are
you? :)
heh.. When  I first heard he was arrested, I thought "Bench the mutha 
for the rest of the year!"   Now there are too many inconsistencies to 
decide what to do.  I just don't know. (And, obviously, I don't know 
what CMS has done.)

I _hope_ that CMS did/is doing the right thing.  I _don't_ want him 
delaying a potential punishment for the sole purpose of letting a player 
play in a big game "cause we need him".

If I were king I would have told him, "Ray, we're not [necessarily] 
gonna punish you (for your arrest) until the results of your trial are 
known.  Innocent until proven guilty and all that.  And while we're at 
it, pee in this cup for me. We'll see what the results are and then 
discuss playing on Saturday."

How long does it take to process a a drug test from a cup-o-pee? 
Anybunny know?

kurt

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[RollTideFan] Ray Hudson

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any werd?

ROLL TIDE!!

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[RollTideFan] OU band played Yea, Alabama?

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apparently not.

http://www.al.com/sports/huntsvilletimes/jpruett.ssf?/base/sports/1068830204105090.xml

A couple of usually reliable chaps passed along an amusing tidbit 
earlier this week, claiming the Oklahoma band played "Yea, Alabama'' for 
Dennis Franchione's benefit during the Sooners' 77-0 rout of Texas A&M 
last Saturday.

We tacked a line to that effect on the end of a column about Jeremiah 
Castille's appearance Tuesday night at the Huntsville Quarterback Club. 
Turns out, it didn't happen that way.

Brian Britt, director of the "Pride of Oklahoma'' band, clarified the 
situation in an e-mail. "Though I received hundreds of calls and e-mails 
during the week leading up to our game with Texas A&M requesting that 
our band play 'Yea, Alabama,' we did not do so,'' Britt wrote.

Rather than condoning unsportsmanlike behavior, he said, the band 
refrained.

"While many fans would probably be glad if we had played it,'' Britt 
said, "I am sure that many others would be very disappointed in us for 
doing so. We feel that any sort of personal attack on a visiting player 
or coach is inappropriate at any athletic contest, and as such, we don't 
condone or permit such actions by members of our band individually or 
collectively.''

Britt said the Oklahoma band has the utmost respect for Alabama and its 
"Million Dollar Band,'' that Oklahomans enjoyed their visit to Alabama 
in early September, and that "the unfortunate manner in which Coach 
Franchione left the University of Alabama is not our business.''

He added: "We sincerely hope Alabama and its loyal fans will have many 
great football seasons in the future. Your football tradition is among 
the strongest in the country and you obviously have much to be proud of.

"I hope that sets the record straight and that everyone will understand 
our decision regarding this issue, even if they choose to disagree.'' [...]



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[RollTideFan] heh

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http://www.geocities.com/BourbonStreet/6443/03/030060.jpg

ROLL TIDE ANYWAY!!

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[RollTideFan] Judge hears arguments in ex-UA coaches' lawsuit

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http://www.tidesports.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20031114/NEWS/31114001/1011

BREAKING NEWS: Judge hears arguments in ex-UA coaches' lawsuit

By Scott Parrott
Staff Writer
November 14, 2003
TUSCALOOSA | The legal battle over whether to keep documents 
confidential in the multi-million dollar lawsuit filed by two former 
University of Alabama assistant football coaches against the NCAA 
entered the courtroom this morning, ending without a decision by the judge.

Attorneys for the NCAA, NCAA enforcement representative Richard A. 
Johanningmeier and freelance sports recruiting analyst Tom Culpepper 
argued that the release of certain documents could damage their clients.

Delaine Mountain, a Tuscaloosa attorney representing the former coaches, 
argued that the defendants were trying to "hide things under a barrel," 
and attempting to keep the truth from the public in the high-profile case.

Tuscaloosa County Circuit Judge Steve Wilson made no official ruling as 
to whether to allow The Tuscaloosa News to intervene in the case, but an 
attorney for the newspaper presented its argument, addressing the rights 
of the media and the public to judicial proceedings and records, during 
the 90-minute hearing. The Tuscaloosa News filed a motion Wednesday 
asking the judge to deny requests by the defendants to keep records secret.

The former coaches claim they have been unable to find reliable work 
since the December 2000 dismissal of former Crimson Tide head football 
coach Mike DuBose and his staff. Cottrell and Williams were assistants 
under DuBose. The dismissal followed an NCAA investigation into the 
Crimson Tide football program that found that UA boosters had offered 
improper inducements to recruit Memphis, Tenn., high school football 
player Albert Means and other players.

See Saturday's Tuscaloosa News for more from Scott Parrott on the 
Cottrell/Williams lawsuit

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Re: [RollTideFan] Can ya help a brutha out???

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Pat Smoot wrote:

I think there is a lot more to this story that we may or may not find out.
There have been many conflicting reports.  It was Ray's house & it wasn't
Ray's house.  He was arrested for possession but they never said they found
it on him.  They said "it belonged to him".
http://www.cw.ua.edu/vnews/display.v/ART/2003/11/13/3fb3323c21cd2

Second-string tailback arrested
By Drew Champlin and Will Nevin
The Crimson White
November 13, 2003
Crimson Tide junior running back Ray Hudson was arrested Wednesday on a 
misdemeanor charge of possession of marijuana.

Members of the West Alabama Narcotics Task Force executed a search 
warrant at a residence in Tuscaloosa where a drug raid occurred last 
week. Hudson was at the residence, and small amounts of marijuana were 
found on him, enough only for personal use, police said. [...]

stranger and stranger..

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Re: [RollTideFan] Can ya help a brutha out???

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Jeff Todd wrote:

WTF is up wit dat? Shula should have already suspended him for the
 

season.
 

I shore am curious to hear why that ain't happened yet.
   

Coz he ain't did nuttin'! Yet.

That's what I figure.  Makes me even more curious about the whole BA 
thing.  Maybe everything I read on the internet isn't true.

kurt

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Re: [RollTideFan] Can ya help a brutha out???

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Joel Perry wrote:

And he gets suspended immediately.

Ray-Ray gets caught with drugs and his status is still 'questionable' for
the game?
WTF is up wit dat? Shula should have already suspended him for the season.

I shore am curious to hear why that ain't happened yet.

kurt

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Re: [RollTideFan] MOO! I MEAN...MMMMOOOOO!

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That not anything meant to be seen first thing in the morning.

Yikes!!

kurt

Jamie Watts wrote:

 Ya sho that stuff ain't called Butt-Widener

--- Slef E. sed:
 

And drankin' full skrangth Butt-Wisers!

Lawd How Mercy!

Oink! Oink!

Slef E.

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Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] MOO! I MEAN...O!

   

--- Slef E. wrote:
 

http://snurl.com/2zcn
   

She musta been listening to those 40 greatest
drinking songs from the CMT show she hosted a few
weeks backJamie
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"You bet your sweet little caboose we're still
 

feeling like doofuses
for picking Auburn No. 1."---THE SPORTING NEWS
   

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[RollTideFan] Go BullDogs!

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Beat the barn!

http://www.rolltidefan.net/Attachments/UGA_Cheerleader.jpg

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Re: [RollTideFan] Red M.

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Ken Harness wrote:

Red,
 
Please e-mail me "offline". Wanted to know if you were able to speak 
with Pete.


Look.. I don't know what's going on around here.  Ya bust up a motel 
room, and y'all are needing to talk to Pete about it? What the hail was 
going on down there?

I'll be right back.  Somebody got some 'splainin' to do!

kurt

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Re: [RollTideFan] Green Grass and High Tides

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Rick McMahan wrote:

I heard the old classic "Green Grass and High Tides" by The Outlaws on 
the radio today. Guess what it made me think of... :( 


BWHAHAHA!!

That's a goot song!

kurt

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[RollTideFan] I'm not gay

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($1) to Shaud

http://content.collegehumor.com/media/movies/bruno2.wmv

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Re: [RollTideFan] Frucking Great!

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tim ammons wrote:

Awww.
I wuv u 2 kurt.
My lil ray of sunshine.
Dude,
 You ain't been off your hands and knees long enough to see what 
sunshine is.

I got yer lil ray _right cheer_

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Re: [RollTideFan] Frucking Great!

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tim ammons wrote:

A brotha caught with dope?
You be bullshittin.
The fact you're on this list is evidence that "dope" might just show up 
anywhere.  

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[RollTideFan] D33R NCAA and Tom Culpepper.

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FU.

Ewer pla,
Teh Tuscaloosa noose
http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/sports/7246122.htm

Newspaper files motion to keep records open in Cottrell suit
Associated Press
TUSCALOOSA, Ala. - A Tuscaloosa newspaper filed a motion Wednesday 
asking a judge to deny requests by the NCAA and other defendants to keep 
the public from seeing some records in a lawsuit filed by two former 
Alabama football coaches.

The Tuscaloosa News is seeking to ensure that Tuscaloosa County Circuit 
Judge Steve Wilson allows such records as documents, computer disks and 
deposition transcripts to be made public.

Ronnie Cottrell and Ivy Williams have sued the NCAA and six other 
defendants, including NCAA enforcement representative Richard A. 
Johanningmeier, for defamation.

The NCAA and Johanningmeier have asked Wilson to order that the records 
be kept confidential. Recruiting analyst Tom Culpepper has made a 
similar request.

The judge will consider the motions in a hearing Friday.

The newspaper, which reported its filing on its Web site Wednesday, said 
the defendants' requests were "not designed to protect specific 
information" but would allow them "to designate whatever information 
they found objectionable and thereby prohibit public dissemination."

The former coaches are seeking $15 million in compensatory damages and 
$45 million in punitive damages, claiming they have been unable to find 
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Re: [RollTideFan] Frucking Great!

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Rick McMahan wrote:

Here's the link...

http://www.tidesports.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20031112/NEWS/31112010/1011 

I hate it for Ray Hudson and the team. It's been awhile since the Tide 
has had to deal with this kind of trouble.


Almost two weeks!!

Crap!

Dude shoulda run away.  He's a running back fer cryin' out loud!!

kurt

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Re: [RollTideFan] Franholio The Transvestite

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Jeff Todd wrote:

http://snurl.com/2xj8

HAHAHAH

Dood looks like a lady!!

kurt

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Re: [RollTideFan] Gumbo sucking bastards

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SecFan wrote:

Some of the above are entirely too full of themselves. A message to

[EMAIL PROTECTED]

With the word subscribe could put you in the middle of these classy folks.

Let your conscience be your guide.

Best of luck.

Your friend Charlie

Ooopsie.   :)

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[RollTideFan] TOOBERVILLE!!

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heh..

http://mb8.theinsiders.com/fauburnfrm2.showMessage?topicID=49029.topic

kurt

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[RollTideFan] Smells like chicken?

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http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/031107/photos_od_afp/031107191448_jzcjts75_photo0&e=3&ncid=1756

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Re: [RollTideFan] Winslow

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[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

Rick, if his teammates don't convict him in a player's court, then this team 
has returned to the "Thugacain" image of the past.  Personally, if I were his 
head coach, I'd run him 'til he dropped, and then I'd run him some more.  You 
have enough energy to run your mouth after a close game, then plenty of energy 
to run some laps.  I know one thing, he would have NEVER done that under 
Coach Bryant.  Or, if he did, he would be at another school next season.
By the way, as great as his dad was in the pro's, he is a pinhead.  
Obviously, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Butt he said he was sorry.

http://www.knoxnews.com/kns/gv_football/article/0,1406,KNS_297_2415533,00.html

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[RollTideFan] LSU

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Ranked 3 in both the AP, and ESPN/Coaches poll.

ROLL TIDE anyway!!

kurt

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[RollTideFan] Oooooooh

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Elephants, Yeah!

http://www.rathergood.com/elephants/

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Re: [RollTideFan] I hope franphony heard it

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Pat Smoot wrote:

http://mb7.theinsiders.com/fouinsiderfrm1.showMessage?topicID=52788.topic
 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

kurt

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Re: [RollTideFan] Ou vs faggies

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kurt rasmussen replying to hisownslef 

11:00 CST ABC Game plan.   Most the stations around here prolly gonna 
show UT/MyYamme 
Yup

http://espn.go.com/i/abcsports/maps/cfb_11-08_Noon.pdf

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Re: [RollTideFan] Ou vs faggies

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Pat Smoot wrote:

Is it televised?  I couldn't find it on the tv guide.  If not, does anybody
know what time they are playing?
11:00 CST ABC Game plan.   Most the stations around here prolly gonna 
show UT/MyYamme

http://www.inside99.net/2003/sub/tv_listings/week11.htm

kurt

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[RollTideFan] Aura tickle

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The art of locker-room speaking

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[RollTideFan] 'Zona gonna ROLL?

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http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/sports/articles/1108Mprice1108.html

Paola Boivin
The Arizona Republic
Nov. 8, 2003 12:00 AM
Beleaguered football coach Mike Price has applied for the Arizona head 
coaching job, he told The Arizona Republic Friday, and said he is ready 
to start a new chapter in his life. [...]

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[RollTideFan] 3 hour before kick off

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and 'nary a soul to be seen.

http://www.ie.msstate.edu/netcam/netcam.htm

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[RollTideFan] That so-and-so is finally gone

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http://www.tidesports.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20031107/NEWS/31107005/1011

and

http://www.tidesports.com/assets/jpg/TL944117.JPG

UPDATE: Price bids farewell to Tuscaloosa

By Gilbert Cruz
Staff Writer
November 07, 2003
TUSCALOOSA | After selling his home here, former University of Alabama 
head football coach Mike Price prepared to leave Tuscaloosa this 
morning, headed toward his lake house in Coeur dAlene, Idaho.

Joyce and I sold our house today and upon departure we want to thank 
those of you who have supported us, Price wrote in a letter to the 
editor that he brought by the office of The Tuscaloosa News.

Price said that he is exploring other coaching opportunities and has 
officially applied for the head coaching position at the University of 
Arizona, where Athletic Director Jim Livengood-who hired Price at 
Washington State-currently heads the athletics department.

We havent had any conversations yet, but that should be coming to a 
head soon, Price said.

Prices departure from Tuscaloosa follows almost six months to the day 
his dismissal by UA President Robert Witt amid allegations of drunken 
behavior at a pro-am golf tournament in Pensacola, Fla.

Price, who replaced former head coach Dennis Franchione, admitted being 
intoxicated at a topless bar, but said his actions did not warrant his 
removal.

The former coach said he will miss Alabama and those who have stood by him.

People have been real nice here to us and I appreciate all the good 
words they have given me, he said Friday.

In the months since the incident, Price has not forgotten his former 
players or his former team. He has videotaped every Alabama game, 
watching them two or three times each, he said.

Im going to miss these Alabama football players, he said. Theyre a 
tremendous bunch of young men and great players. They just ran out of 
time in a couple of games.

Price and his wife will head back to the Pacific Northwest to be near 
their daughter, who lives in Spokane. The former coach was hired from 
Washington State in December 2002. Coeur d'Alene is near Pullman, the 
home of Washington State.

His sons, Eric Price, formerly offensive coordinator, and Aaron Price, 
formerly kickers coach, remain in Tuscaloosa, although they are 
currently looking for employment.

The two of them have been traveling all over in an RV, going to 
practices and watching games all over Florida and the Midwest.
Ive been doing pretty much the same thing too, but not as hard as 
them, Price said.

Reach Gilbert Cruz at [EMAIL PROTECTED] or 722-0211

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[RollTideFan] "Tennstud" & "Bama Booster"

[kurt rasmussen]

A story of football, money, justice, and revenge.

http://www.memphisflyer.com/content/content.asp?articletype=2

Long article.  

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Re: [RollTideFan] BEAT THE PUPPIES!

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Good Luck to yore dotter, and congrats to the Red Raiders.  

ROLL TIDE!!!

kurt

Rick McMahan wrote:

Roll Tide my BAMA brothers and sisters! Ricky Mac is busy this weekend 
cheering on his baby girl in the State Cup Soccer Championships, got 
games all weekend in Huntspatch. We played the #1 team tonight in the 
first round and tied 0-0. They had beaten us the previous two times we 
played them, so we've started out strong. Now... BAMA *gotta* ROLL 
over those MSU Dogs! We haven't beaten MSU in Starkville since 1994! 
Something has to change with that!!...starting tomorrow!! GO BAMA! 
I'll be listening to the game on the radio and hopefully hollering 
ROLL TIDE during the soccer matches.

Speaking of football, how about those Decatur Red Raiders putting it 
to Parker High tonight to the tune of 28-0 in the first round of the 
State playoffs! That was sweet!

ROLL TIDE and GO RiverCity Raptors!!!
WHA-HOO!!!
That is all... :)
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[RollTideFan] Huntsville ChannelCats M3MOCHAT???

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Anyone ever been?

If it starts at 7:00PM, when does it end?

kurt

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Re: [RollTideFan] Tide and Tiger Tailgate for Toys

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Devonna Snuggs wrote:

invitationYou all are invited  - we are going to have a great time.  Right
now the players that I know coming for Bama are Tyler Watts, Lane Bearden,
Andrew Zow and David Smith;
Betcha that Tyler gets there before Zow.   :)

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Re: [RollTideFan] Thursday Night Football

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Rick McMahan wrote:

SEC style. Got the Cocks playing the Hawgs tonight. Game just kicked 
off on ESPN. 


And Utah State!!

http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/boxscore?gid=200311060041

Not that it matters, because they are teh suck...

kurt

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[RollTideFan] Brandon Avalos.. Sigh, a narh yu?

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http://insiders2.ezboard.com/falabamafans48326frm1.showMessage?topicID=46165.topic&index=1

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Re: [RollTideFan] Spit....spit....

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Joe Goodson wrote:

The game won't be televised or on PPV will it?

If yer talkin 'bout BAMA/MSU, it's gonna be @ 11:30 CST on Jefferson Pilot.

kurt

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[RollTideFan] D33R Misspi State..

[kurt rasmussen]

Who let the dawgs out?

http://www.vetteguru.com/misc/cj_4539.swf

kurt

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Re: [RollTideFan] D33R JAVVY

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Jeff Todd wrote:

I really hate to give Krut's secret away. This makes me feel so much
like BAMABILL Evans. :-( Please forgive me, Krut.
http://www.google.com/newsalerts

Know need to seek forgiveness!!  Google newsalerts RLABOSD!!

Y'll _all_ need to use that while it's still free.

kurt

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[RollTideFan] Gameday notes

[kurt rasmussen]

Bama

http://www.rolltide.com/livestats/football/2003/gamenotes/bama_msu.pdf

MSU

http://www.rolltide.com/livestats/football/2003/gamenotes/msu_bama.pdf

ROLL TIDE!!

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Re: [RollTideFan] D33R JAVVY

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Mike Laborde wrote:

Kurt,

Seriously. How do you keep up with all this stuff? Really.

As evidenced by my charter membership in this hear chat room, I GOT SOME 
WEIRD FRUKIN' FRIENDS !
Who kindly forward me links of such a relevant nature.  :)

kurt< Weirdo magnet

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[RollTideFan] D33R JAVVY

[kurt rasmussen]

Per yer request..

Teh Beanie babies..

Parts 3

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/features/printedition/search/sfl-ralph02nov02,0,5896349.story

and 4

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3153709387

heh...

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[RollTideFan] Idot of the weak...

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  http://www.straitstimes.com.sg/singapore/story/0,4386,217946,00.html

kurt

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[RollTideFan] *IF*

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http://groups.google.com/groups?dq=&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&selm=jl8ymyts9p.fsf%40skink.home.rathkopf.net

If Florida, Georgia and Tennessee win the rest of their SEC games,
(Florida vs Vandy, @ USC; Georgia v Auburn, v UK; Tennessee v MSU, v
Vandy, @ UK), the three teams will tie for first place in the SEC
East.
The first tiebreaker, head-to-head among the tied teams, will not
break the tie, since the teams are 1-1 vs each other.
The second and third tiebreakers, record within the division and
record vs individual teams within the division, will not break the
tie, since the teams will each be 4-1 within the division with the
only losses coming vs each other.
The fourth tiebreaker, record vs non-division teams, will not break
the tie, since each team will be 2-1 vs SEC West teams.
The fifth and sixth tiebreakers, combined record vs common
non-division teams and record vs individual teams within the division,
will not break the tie, since not all three teams share common
non-division opponents.
Which leaves us with the 7th tiebreaker:

Vote of Athletic Directors whose institution is not involved in the
tie.
So it would be up to the AD's of Kentucky, Vandy, USC, and the 5 SEC
West teams that lost their division (The SEC West champ doesn't get to
vote on their opponent in the SEC Championship game).
Who should they pick?  [...]

Tank Gawd fer the west!! ?

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Re: [RollTideFan] A rumor per minute...

[kurt rasmussen]

Thankee SLEF!!!

That "Barrel of the Gun" stare is gonna turn out to be from the viewers 
gallery at the shooting range?

kurt

Jeff Todd wrote:

From TiderInsider:
--

Posted by LA Tide on November 02, 2003 at 20:05:27:

Please let me recap what was said tonight and correct a few
misconceptions. I never stated Bama "will get all 6 scholarships back"
but this is what I did say and you can listen to this Crimson Wraith. A
poster noted a news update from Bamamag about a possible kicker getting
a scholarship and I knew people would start yelling and screaming about
Shula wasting a scholarship. So this is why I decided to go ahead and
post what I did.
I said that there maybe some positive news coming out that would explain
this possible offer. I already knew that they were talking about giving
a big time kicker an offer. Why do you think the kid said he did not
know yet if UA would offer. Well here is why.
UA has been working w/ the NCAA and in conjunction w/ the Pres to try
and get some relieve maybe not all 6 but at least some. The Pres of the
NCAA came down to visit and is highly impressed w/ our Pres and how
things have turned around at UA. I never once said it would happen. I am
sorry that I may have created false hope but I knew everyone would be
worried about Shula offering the kicker so I could not resist.
As for all these posters like Crimson Wraith who came on and attacked me
for my post saying things like "put up or Shut up". All I can say is
that this info comes from really good sources who are close to the
program. However the difference is that when I was told this I did not
attack my source and say "How the hell do you know" or "Give me the
facts". You know why b/c he did not guarantee anything and I surely
don't expect him too. He knows I can handle it if they do not give us
relief. I am not going to get mad like some of you do. I appreciate him
letting me know that this was going on and I thought most of you would
to. I can tell you a million things he has told me in the past that have
been accurate.
Beleive it or not but we are trying to get some back and that is not a
rumor. I can tell you this. I learned a valuable lesson tonight about
this board and I can assure you I will never let it happen again.

Why can't we ever get this kind of info on the RTF message board? ;-)

Slef E.

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Re: [RollTideFan] Stacie The Sports Chick..

[kurt rasmussen]

Jeff Todd wrote:

Anyone heard from Cathy Sims, lately?

WHOOP!!1! ~

That Chickka was WON MORE SEXEE!!!

kurt

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[RollTideFan] Speakin' of Taco Sauce..

[kurt rasmussen]

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/031101/481/pap10911012212&e=4&ncid=1756

kurt

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Re: [RollTideFan] Stacie The Sports Chick..

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Mike Laborde wrote:

From the page:
"P.S. Don't let the scoreboard fool you, Auburn still sucks!!"

I'M IN LOVE!!!

You need to invite her to yore message board.   Apparently that's how 
she's introducing herslef is threw message boards.   (Although 'she' 
could really be a old bald dude in boxer shorts)

http://pub60.ezboard.com/bsaturdaytailgate.showUserPublicProfile?gid=staciethesportschick

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[RollTideFan] Chest painting gone wild..

[kurt rasmussen]

 Throughout the game, all the Hokie fans showed great spirit, but these 
guys in the top row deserve special recognition for painting the 
school's entire official name on their chests -- VIRGINIA POLYTECHNIC 
INSTITUTE AND STATE UNIVERSITY.

kurt



  

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Re: [RollTideFan] Death Test (non-Bama)

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Mike Laborde wrote:

http://www.thespark.com/deathtest/ 

1/27/41 for me!



November 19, 2030
at the age of 72 years old.


kurt

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[RollTideFan] Stacie The Sports Chick..

[kurt rasmussen]

http://www.staciethesportschick.com

WHOOP!!1!~

kurt

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Re: [RollTideFan] Happy Birthday RTF!

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HBD RTF!!

kurt

Mike Laborde wrote:

I can't believe I forgot this but RTF turned 3 years old on October 14, 2003. RTF is still the oldest and largest active
Alabama athletics discussion list. 

What a helluva 3 years we have had. The good, the bad, and the ugly (Hi HuGe!)!

ROLL TIDE ROLL and 100 more years for RTF! 
 



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[RollTideFan] DOOK!!!

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I hate Tennessee and so should you!

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[RollTideFan] Here is a picture

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Of tim "knee pads" ammons tryin' to fsck with RTF regulars.

http://www.rolltidefan.net/Attachments/tim_ammons.jpg

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Re: [RollTideFan] HEY JOBU!! (Now: No Attachments?)

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Jeff Todd wrote:

Javvy, I think you just got trickertreeted.

That can't be Jobu!  White dudes donut drive Excalades.

kurt

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Re: [RollTideFan] Ebay

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YOU HAVE RAISED YORE DOTTER WELL!!!

Kudos to Rick!

kurt

Rick McMahan wrote:

Seriously, my daughter was afraid I wouldn't let her play on the team 
when the colors were announced. :)

Rick

kurt rasmussen wrote:

Rick McMahan wrote:

Pat, I feel EXACTLY the same way about Home Depot (to much orange!). 
I 'bout shit a brick when I found out my baby girl's U15 club soccer 
team colors were...you guessed it...orange and white. Us Bama fan 
parents have bitched about it all season. :) 




My deer pla Rick,

 You know as well as anyone how much I hate the Orange and white.  
That said, can you imagine the rage they must have felt when the saw 
their colors on a _soccer_ team!1!!   :-)

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Re: [RollTideFan] Ebay

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Tin-foe!

kurt<---all the news that is the news!

Mike Laborde wrote:

Keep us updated on this one!

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of kurt rasmussen
Sent: Friday, October 31, 2003 7:13 PM
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Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Ebay
The plot thickens:

http://www.traderlist.com/DrunkenSailor-SteveKaye.html



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Re: [RollTideFan] Ebay

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Rick McMahan wrote:

Pat, I feel EXACTLY the same way about Home Depot (to much orange!). I 
'bout shit a brick when I found out my baby girl's U15 club soccer 
team colors were...you guessed it...orange and white. Us Bama fan 
parents have bitched about it all season. :) 


My deer pla Rick,

 You know as well as anyone how much I hate the Orange and white.  That 
said, can you imagine the rage they must have felt when the saw their 
colors on a _soccer_ team!1!!

:-)

kurt

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[RollTideFan] 100 scariest scenes...

[kurt rasmussen]

Happy hollow weenie ever won! (except tim "knee pad" ammons who can KMA)

http://www.retrocrush.com/scary/

kurt

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Re: [RollTideFan] Ebay

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Mike Laborde wrote:

Hilarious! 

  http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3146042998

The plot thickens:

http://www.traderlist.com/DrunkenSailor-SteveKaye.html

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[RollTideFan] Ebay

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  http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3146042998



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[RollTideFan] halloween safety tips! (non)

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 > Halloween Safety Tips
>
> I'm sure that you've all seen these rules before and really,
> they're just common sense. But since we're coming up to that
> time of the year, I think it's wise to review them. Something
> about this time of year can play havoc with otherwise sensible
> people.
>
> Just in case you have forgotten the rules for a safe and Happy
> Halloween.
>
> 1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER, EVER go
> check to see if it's really dead.
>
> 2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even just mumbling to
> yourself, if you can't read silently you have no business with such a
> thing anyway!
>
> 3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.
>
> 4. If your pets speak to you in Latin or any other language which they
> should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief
> in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill
> them, so be prepared. This also applies to people who speak with
> somebody else's (usually deep) voice.
>
> 5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off or even split up
> and go it alone.
>
> 6. As a general rule, don't try to solve puzzles that open portals to
> Hell.
>
> 7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would
> apply to any other house of the dead as well.
>
> 8. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find
> out that it's just the cat, GET THE HELL OUT!
>
> 9. If appliances start operating by themselves, lights go on and off, a
> fire just appears in the hearth, or doors open and close by themselves -
> do not check for drafts, do not check for short circuits; just get out!
>
> 9 1/2. Why, why, why would you even think of sleeping in that house if
> that happened?
>
> 10. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.
>
> 11. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good
> reason for it. Don't stop and look around!
>
> 12. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you
> know what you're doing. And even if you're sure you know what you're
> doing, just don't fool with it!
>
> 13. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at
> least twice. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and
> the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to
> catch up with you.
>
> 14. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic
> behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes,
> increasing hairiness, and so on, kill them immediately.
>
> 15. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are
> listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in
> trouble if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small
> town in Maine.
>
> 16. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to
> the nearby deserted looking house to phone for help. If you think that
> it is strange because you thought you had half of a tank, shoot yourself
> instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten.
>
> 17. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the
> time to move in with the in-laws. This applies to houses that had
> previous inhabitants who went mad or died in some horrible fashion,
> or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house.
>
> 17 1/2. When the exorcist/whatever declares the house is "clear", your
> troubles have just begun.
>
> 18. Never look under the stairs. or the bed. or in the closet. or the
> cellar, attic.you get the idea.
>
> 19. Don't take anything back to the lab that looks like it might hatch
> real soon - especially if it is transparent, something inside is moving,
> or it appears to be lighted from within. In the same vein, never bend
> over to look into anything that looks like an opening egg.
>
> 20. If you don't want to be chased by the monster (or serial killer,
> shark, alien, giant snake, radioactive ants, etc.)...don't wear skimpy
> clothes or wet T-shirts.
>
> 20 1/2. Practice safe sex: Don't have it anywhere odd things have been
> happening, like people turning up dead.
>
> 21. If you are being chased by a car, don't run into the building, the
> car will corner you and rev it's engine menacingly before destroying the
> house, business, police station, etc. Whereas, if you just run down the
> road it can't catch you.
>
> 22. Never unwrap the mummy. (SeeAlways good to have duct tape
> on-hand just in case something unravels)
>
> 23. Going faster than some barrier: sound, light, gossip...is generally
> bad news for someone somewhere.
>
> 24. When flying on an airplane, at night, in a storm, don't raise the
> shade to see what that noise out on the wing was.
>
> 25. Don't talk to sheriffs wearing reflecting sunglasses in towns that
> are so small the gas station has one pump.
>
> 26. Silver works - garlic doesn't.
>
> Happy Halloween !!
kurt

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[RollTideFan] Oh Dad. Not that!! (non)]

[kurt rasmussen]

For Dinner...  AGAIN?!!?!1?

http://www.cnn.com/2003/HEALTH/10/31/clone.food.ap/index.html

kurt



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