[scifinoir2] Re: Eragon

2007-11-12 Thread ravenadal
I was like "tomboy thing"?  Boy, I thought, you obviously haven't 
seen Caroline Chikezie ("Who needs Beyonce?" is the title of one 
fansite).  Then I remembered you were refering to Abrams reimagining 
of Trek of which, I, too, give 

~(no)rave!

--- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
>
> i'm not feeling the choice for Uhura, especially the whole "tomboy" 
thing.
> Was Eragon a good movie, in your final estimation?
> 
> -- Original message -- 
> From: "ravenadal" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 
> Eragon was on satellite Saturday morning so, having nothing better 
to
> do, I watched it. Watching the first five minutes I could tell why 
it
> hadn't done better in American where it stalled at $75 million (I 
was
> shocked to see it had done $249,331,536 worldwide). It is too dank,
> dark and medievally for its own good, especially for folks 
expecting a
> "cute" dragon movie. 
> 
> There are certain visual pleasures to be had in this movie. Foremost
> among them for me were Djimon Hounsou and Caroline Chikezie playing 
a
> regal father and daughter. Hounsou and Chikezie glow like burnished
> wood in their small roles. They are gorgeous and the camera loves
> them. Chikezie's role is tiny, but she is everything an African 
queen
> should be. THIS is the woman who should be playing Uhura in the new
> Star Trek movie.
> 
> ~rave!
> 
> 
>  
> 
> [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
>




[scifinoir2] Re: Eragon

2007-11-12 Thread ravenadal
Is Eragon a good movie?  In a word: no.  It is somewhat of a 
narrative mess, a mishmash of practically every 
dragonrider/sword&sorcery epic ever written.  All of this has been 
done before (and better) and the putative hero is pretty much a zero 
in his blond blandness.  Every five minutes someone comments on the 
implausibility of the dragon's egg chosing him as her rider (don't 
ask) and, as protrayed by this actor, Eragon never rises to the 
occasion.  Yet, there is epic scene chewing by John Malkovich and 
Jeremy Irons.  The battle scenes are rousing, if a bit chaotic and 
confusing.  The dragon blows things up real good.  I am going to 
procure a DVD quality bootleg of the movie this week.  Like "Aeon 
Flux," there are visuals that I would play again with the sound off - 
a screensaver with a plot, if you will.

~rave!

--- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
>
> i'm not feeling the choice for Uhura, especially the whole "tomboy" 
thing.
> Was Eragon a good movie, in your final estimation?
> 
> -- Original message -- 
> From: "ravenadal" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 
> Eragon was on satellite Saturday morning so, having nothing better 
to
> do, I watched it. Watching the first five minutes I could tell why 
it
> hadn't done better in American where it stalled at $75 million (I 
was
> shocked to see it had done $249,331,536 worldwide). It is too dank,
> dark and medievally for its own good, especially for folks 
expecting a
> "cute" dragon movie. 
> 
> There are certain visual pleasures to be had in this movie. Foremost
> among them for me were Djimon Hounsou and Caroline Chikezie playing 
a
> regal father and daughter. Hounsou and Chikezie glow like burnished
> wood in their small roles. They are gorgeous and the camera loves
> them. Chikezie's role is tiny, but she is everything an African 
queen
> should be. THIS is the woman who should be playing Uhura in the new
> Star Trek movie.
> 
> ~rave!
> 
> 
>  
> 
> [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
>




Re: [scifinoir2] Re: Eragon

2007-11-12 Thread KeithBJohnson
great concise thoughts! Love the "Screen saver with a plot!" reference!

-- Original message -- 
From: "ravenadal" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 
Is Eragon a good movie? In a word: no. It is somewhat of a 
narrative mess, a mishmash of practically every 
dragonrider/sword&sorcery epic ever written. All of this has been 
done before (and better) and the putative hero is pretty much a zero 
in his blond blandness. Every five minutes someone comments on the 
implausibility of the dragon's egg chosing him as her rider (don't 
ask) and, as protrayed by this actor, Eragon never rises to the 
occasion. Yet, there is epic scene chewing by John Malkovich and 
Jeremy Irons. The battle scenes are rousing, if a bit chaotic and 
confusing. The dragon blows things up real good. I am going to 
procure a DVD quality bootleg of the movie this week. Like "Aeon 
Flux," there are visuals that I would play again with the sound off - 
a screensaver with a plot, if you will.

~rave!

--- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
>
> i'm not feeling the choice for Uhura, especially the whole "tomboy" 
thing.
> Was Eragon a good movie, in your final estimation?
> 
> -- Original message -- 
> From: "ravenadal" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 
> Eragon was on satellite Saturday morning so, having nothing better 
to
> do, I watched it. Watching the first five minutes I could tell why 
it
> hadn't done better in American where it stalled at $75 million (I 
was
> shocked to see it had done $249,331,536 worldwide). It is too dank,
> dark and medievally for its own good, especially for folks 
expecting a
> "cute" dragon movie. 
> 
> There are certain visual pleasures to be had in this movie. Foremost
> among them for me were Djimon Hounsou and Caroline Chikezie playing 
a
> regal father and daughter. Hounsou and Chikezie glow like burnished
> wood in their small roles. They are gorgeous and the camera loves
> them. Chikezie's role is tiny, but she is everything an African 
queen
> should be. THIS is the woman who should be playing Uhura in the new
> Star Trek movie.
> 
> ~rave!
> 
> 
> 
> 
> [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
>


 

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Re: [scifinoir2] Re: Eragon

2007-11-12 Thread Martin
(after Googling Caroline)
   
  Who is this "Beyonce" you speak of? She'll be needing an anti-Martin TRO by 
the end of the week...

ravenadal <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
  I was like "tomboy thing"? Boy, I thought, you obviously haven't 
seen Caroline Chikezie ("Who needs Beyonce?" is the title of one 
fansite). Then I remembered you were refering to Abrams reimagining 
of Trek of which, I, too, give 

~(no)rave!

--- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
>
> i'm not feeling the choice for Uhura, especially the whole "tomboy" 
thing.
> Was Eragon a good movie, in your final estimation?
> 
> -- Original message -- 
> From: "ravenadal" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 
> Eragon was on satellite Saturday morning so, having nothing better 
to
> do, I watched it. Watching the first five minutes I could tell why 
it
> hadn't done better in American where it stalled at $75 million (I 
was
> shocked to see it had done $249,331,536 worldwide). It is too dank,
> dark and medievally for its own good, especially for folks 
expecting a
> "cute" dragon movie. 
> 
> There are certain visual pleasures to be had in this movie. Foremost
> among them for me were Djimon Hounsou and Caroline Chikezie playing 
a
> regal father and daughter. Hounsou and Chikezie glow like burnished
> wood in their small roles. They are gorgeous and the camera loves
> them. Chikezie's role is tiny, but she is everything an African 
queen
> should be. THIS is the woman who should be playing Uhura in the new
> Star Trek movie.
> 
> ~rave!
> 
> 
> 
> 
> [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
>



 


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