CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: nia Date: Sun Aug 15 08:57:01 UTC 2021 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips Log Message: Capitalization police. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.10 -r1.11 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.10 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.11 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.10 Fri Jun 4 11:18:31 2021 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips Sun Aug 15 08:57:01 2021 @@ -120,7 +120,7 @@ and "systat netstat" commands. Visit the NetBSD Security website to keep track of advisories: http://www.NetBSD.org/support/security/ Or join the security-announce mailing list for alerts: - http://www.netbsd.org/mailinglists/#security-announce + http://www.NetBSD.org/mailinglists/#security-announce % Here's an example of finding what package a file belongs to:
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: dholland Date: Sun Jul 11 00:35:05 UTC 2021 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: add something To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.96 -r1.97 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.96 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.97 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.96 Mon Nov 9 03:23:14 2020 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Sun Jul 11 00:35:05 2021 @@ -16307,3 +16307,5 @@ The purpose of computing numbers is not % Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer. Thereisnospacebar. +% +metropole, n.: The axis on which the subway turns.
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: nia Date: Fri Jun 4 11:18:31 UTC 2021 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips Log Message: SIGINFO is a useful tip To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.9 -r1.10 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.9 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.10 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.9 Fri Jun 4 10:56:55 2021 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips Fri Jun 4 11:18:31 2021 @@ -159,3 +159,6 @@ on its extension. For example, to extra You can use progress(1) to monitor the progress of data in a pipe: zcat example.tar.gz | progress tar xf - +% +Press CTRL+T to send SIGINFO and see the current status of the +command running in the current terminal.
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: nia Date: Fri Jun 4 10:56:55 UTC 2021 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips Log Message: add some tips To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.8 -r1.9 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.8 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.9 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.8 Sun Jun 7 15:41:03 2020 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips Fri Jun 4 10:56:55 2021 @@ -141,3 +141,21 @@ To do so: cd /usr/tests atf-run | atf-report % +To share files from your NetBSD system, you can use the built-in +httpd(8). Uncomment the 'http' lines in /etc/inetd.conf, reload inetd +with service(8), and then any files in /var/www will be published to +http://127.0.0.1/. +% +You can schedule simple periodic tasks for your NetBSD system to run +without using cron(8) by editing the sh(1) scripts /etc/daily.local, +/etc/weekly.local, and /etc/monthly.local. +% +NetBSD's tar(1) command can handle a wide range of file types, e.g. +zip, 7z, and rar, and will autodetect the type of the file based +on its extension. For example, to extract a zip file: + + tar xvf example.zip +% +You can use progress(1) to monitor the progress of data in a pipe: + + zcat example.tar.gz | progress tar xf -
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: dholland Date: Mon Nov 9 03:23:15 UTC 2020 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: Restore the catman joke. It needs the (8), or it fails to work for people who don't know or had forgotten catman(8) was ever a thing. as the de facto fortunes editor and also I think the person who added that fortune in the first place, and given the discussion in tech-userlevel, I think I get to do this. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.95 -r1.96 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.95 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.96 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.95 Mon Nov 9 00:46:00 2020 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Mon Nov 9 03:23:14 2020 @@ -16177,7 +16177,7 @@ be named Eustace Clarence Scrubb. % Never leave a macassar and an antimacassar in the same room together. % -Why did the furry install Unix? Because it supports catman. +Why did the furry install Unix? Because it supports catman(8). % Many people don't realize that trailhead doggerel is illegal -- but surely you've heard of "hike rhymes and misdemeanors"...
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: kamil Date: Mon Nov 9 00:46:00 UTC 2020 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: Revert to the original phrasing, but remove the man 8 section reference. catman is a historical Unix tool. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.94 -r1.95 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.94 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.95 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.94 Sun Nov 8 17:37:29 2020 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Mon Nov 9 00:46:00 2020 @@ -16177,7 +16177,7 @@ be named Eustace Clarence Scrubb. % Never leave a macassar and an antimacassar in the same room together. % -Why did the furry install Unix? Because it supported catman(8). +Why did the furry install Unix? Because it supports catman. % Many people don't realize that trailhead doggerel is illegal -- but surely you've heard of "hike rhymes and misdemeanors"...
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: kamil Date: Sun Nov 8 17:37:30 UTC 2020 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: catman(8) is a past thing To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.93 -r1.94 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.93 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.94 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.93 Fri Oct 30 04:56:32 2020 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Sun Nov 8 17:37:29 2020 @@ -16177,7 +16177,7 @@ be named Eustace Clarence Scrubb. % Never leave a macassar and an antimacassar in the same room together. % -Why did the furry install Unix? Because it supports catman(8). +Why did the furry install Unix? Because it supported catman(8). % Many people don't realize that trailhead doggerel is illegal -- but surely you've heard of "hike rhymes and misdemeanors"...
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: simonb Date: Fri Oct 30 04:56:32 UTC 2020 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: Add one. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.92 -r1.93 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.92 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.93 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.92 Wed Aug 19 02:19:06 2020 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Fri Oct 30 04:56:32 2020 @@ -16304,3 +16304,6 @@ b) on "typo" ! -- John Lions, Australian UNIX Users Group Newsletter, Oct 1978 % The purpose of computing numbers is not yet in sight +% +Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer. +Thereisnospacebar.
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: sevan Date: Mon Jun 15 12:57:51 UTC 2020 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: A revision of "The purpose of computing is insight, not numbers" by Richard Hamming. >From The Art of Doing Science and Engineering To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.90 -r1.91 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.90 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.91 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.90 Mon May 18 20:19:08 2020 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Mon Jun 15 12:57:51 2020 @@ -16302,3 +16302,5 @@ Bell has two patents on UNIX a) set-user-id bit b) on "typo" ! -- John Lions, Australian UNIX Users Group Newsletter, Oct 1978 +% +The purpose of computing numbers is not yet in sight
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: leot Date: Sun Jun 7 15:41:03 UTC 2020 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips Log Message: Recommend using `pkg_admin {fetch-pkg-vulnerabilities,audit}' instead of {download-vulnerability-list,audit-packages}. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.7 -r1.8 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.7 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.8 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.7 Sun Jun 7 15:37:04 2020 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips Sun Jun 7 15:41:03 2020 @@ -35,11 +35,11 @@ You can view your non-default Postfix se To report about installed packages with known vulnerabilities, fetch the latest pkg-vulnerabilities file as the superuser with: - download-vulnerability-list + pkg_admin fetch-pkg-vulnerabilities And then run: - audit-packages + pkg_admin audit % The following shows an example of temporarily adding 10MB more swap space for virtual memory:
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: leot Date: Sun Jun 7 15:37:04 UTC 2020 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips Log Message: Properly quote printf string Noticed by Ottavio Caruso on #netbsd@Freenode, thanks! To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.6 -r1.7 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.6 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.7 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.6 Sun Sep 2 16:08:12 2018 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips Sun Jun 7 15:37:04 2020 @@ -51,7 +51,7 @@ space for virtual memory: If your console ever gets broken, you can try resetting it to its initial state with: - printf "\033c + printf "\033c" % If you installed a package, but don't know what the software is called or what executables to run, use pkg_info with the -L switch
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: sevan Date: Mon May 18 20:19:08 UTC 2020 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: Heads up on Bell patents P21 on https://minnie.tuhs.org/Archive/Documentation/AUUGN/AUUGN-V01.1.pdf To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.89 -r1.90 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.89 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.90 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.89 Thu Apr 2 05:55:02 2020 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Mon May 18 20:19:08 2020 @@ -16297,3 +16297,8 @@ Fail we may, sail we must % Don't shout at your JBODs, they don't like it! -- Brendan Gregg, "Shouting in the Datacenter" +% +Bell has two patents on UNIX +a) set-user-id bit +b) on "typo" ! + -- John Lions, Australian UNIX Users Group Newsletter, Oct 1978
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: sevan Date: Thu Apr 2 05:55:02 UTC 2020 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: Disks can sense vibes, DTrace confirms it. https://youtu.be/tDacjrSCeq4 To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.88 -r1.89 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.88 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.89 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.88 Sat Feb 22 19:03:04 2020 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Thu Apr 2 05:55:02 2020 @@ -16294,3 +16294,6 @@ Fanfare, n.: The food available for consumption at a con. % Fail we may, sail we must +% +Don't shout at your JBODs, they don't like it! + -- Brendan Gregg, "Shouting in the Datacenter"
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: sevan Date: Sat Feb 22 19:03:04 UTC 2020 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: Andrew Weatherall's tattoo and a track on A Pox On The Pioneers album. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ERAuddhU4AAFv3w?format=jpg&name=orig Story: https://www.dummymag.com/features/andrew-weatherall-interview-it-s-bollocks-it-s-discos-tell-me-tales-of-the/ To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.87 -r1.88 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.87 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.88 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.87 Sun Feb 16 23:14:19 2020 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Sat Feb 22 19:03:04 2020 @@ -16292,3 +16292,5 @@ I wonder why I wonder! % Fanfare, n.: The food available for consumption at a con. +% +Fail we may, sail we must
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: dholland Date: Sun Feb 16 23:14:19 UTC 2020 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: something I apparently forgot to commit months or years ago To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.86 -r1.87 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.86 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.87 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.86 Tue Dec 3 22:42:29 2019 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Sun Feb 16 23:14:19 2020 @@ -16289,3 +16289,6 @@ I wonder why I wonder. I wonder why I wonder why I wonder why I wonder! -- Richard P. Feynman, "Always Trying to Escape" +% +Fanfare, n.: +The food available for consumption at a con.
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: sevan Date: Tue Dec 3 22:42:29 UTC 2019 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: Introspection. From "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!" To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.85 -r1.86 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.85 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.86 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.85 Sun Nov 10 00:54:57 2019 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Tue Dec 3 22:42:29 2019 @@ -16283,3 +16283,9 @@ was totally beautiful. Austerity is the idea that the global financial crash of 2008 was caused by there being too many libraries in Wolverhampton. -- Alexei Sayle +% +I wonder why. I wonder why. +I wonder why I wonder. +I wonder why I wonder why +I wonder why I wonder! + -- Richard P. Feynman, "Always Trying to Escape"
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: sevan Date: Sun Feb 24 12:34:00 UTC 2019 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: Shorter than a season - The Soul Of A New Machine To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.78 -r1.79 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.78 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.79 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.78 Mon Jan 21 16:58:47 2019 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Sun Feb 24 12:34:00 2019 @@ -16257,3 +16257,7 @@ But I can tell you, anyhow, I'll ki Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without thinking about them. -- Alfred North Whitehead, An Introduction to Mathematics (1911) +% +I'm going to a commune in Vermont and will deal with no unit of time shorter +than a season. + -- Josh Rosen
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: sevan Date: Mon Jan 21 16:58:47 UTC 2019 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: Add Alfred North Whitehead quote. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.77 -r1.78 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.77 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.78 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.77 Sun Jan 13 17:55:03 2019 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Mon Jan 21 16:58:47 2019 @@ -16253,3 +16253,7 @@ I never saw a Purple Cow; I'm sorry I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, But I can tell you, anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it! I'd rather see than be one.-- Gelett Burgess +% +Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we +can perform without thinking about them. + -- Alfred North Whitehead, An Introduction to Mathematics (1911)
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: jakllsch Date: Sun Jan 13 17:55:03 UTC 2019 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: Incite the "Purple Cow" wrath of Gelett Burgess upon ourselves. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.76 -r1.77 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.76 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.77 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.76 Sat Dec 15 22:00:16 2018 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Sun Jan 13 17:55:03 2019 @@ -16244,3 +16244,12 @@ Rule 1 of cryptanalysis: check for plain Remember kids, the only difference between Science and screwing around is writing it down. -- Adam Savage +% + THE PURPLE COW Confession: and a Portrait, Too, +Reflections on a Mythic Beast, Upon a Background that I Rue! +Who's Quite Remarkable, at Least. + Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow"-- +I never saw a Purple Cow; I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! +I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, +But I can tell you, anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it! +I'd rather see than be one.-- Gelett Burgess
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: pgoyette Date: Sat Dec 15 22:00:16 UTC 2018 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: More appropriate line-wrapping for previous. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.75 -r1.76 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.75 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.76 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.75 Sat Dec 15 17:11:10 2018 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Sat Dec 15 22:00:16 2018 @@ -16241,6 +16241,6 @@ unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainab Rule 1 of cryptanalysis: check for plaintext. -- Bob Morris, Crypto '95 % -Remember kids, the only difference between Science and screwing around is writing -it down. +Remember kids, the only difference between Science and screwing around is +writing it down. -- Adam Savage
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: sevan Date: Sat Dec 15 17:11:10 UTC 2018 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: Some advice from Adam Savage / Alex Jason https://www.reddit.com/r/mythbusters/comments/3wgqgv/the_origin_of_the_remember_kids_the_only/ To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.74 -r1.75 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.74 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.75 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.74 Wed Oct 3 00:13:16 2018 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Sat Dec 15 17:11:10 2018 @@ -16240,3 +16240,7 @@ unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainab % Rule 1 of cryptanalysis: check for plaintext. -- Bob Morris, Crypto '95 +% +Remember kids, the only difference between Science and screwing around is writing +it down. + -- Adam Savage
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: sevan Date: Wed Oct 3 00:13:17 UTC 2018 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: Advice from Bob Morris https://www.ieee-security.org/Cipher/ConfReports/conf-rep-Crypto95.html To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.73 -r1.74 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.73 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.74 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.73 Wed Sep 12 22:10:07 2018 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Wed Oct 3 00:13:16 2018 @@ -16237,3 +16237,6 @@ and I are going to spend the rest of our events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here. -- Criswell Predicts, "Plan 9 From Outer Space" +% +Rule 1 of cryptanalysis: check for plaintext. + -- Bob Morris, Crypto '95
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: sevan Date: Wed Sep 12 22:10:07 UTC 2018 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: I've been on an Ed Wood binge. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.72 -r1.73 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.72 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.73 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.72 Tue May 8 05:24:22 2018 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Wed Sep 12 22:10:07 2018 @@ -16231,3 +16231,9 @@ reaching the destination quickly. [NeXT] attracted the strangest kind of hybrid, which was sort of like... Unix weenies by Armani. -- John Perry Barlow +% +Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you +and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friend, future +events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the +unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here. + -- Criswell Predicts, "Plan 9 From Outer Space"
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: maxv Date: Sun Sep 2 16:08:12 UTC 2018 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd-tips Log Message: replace ipf->npf To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.5 -r1.6 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.5 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.6 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips:1.5 Tue Mar 25 10:50:34 2008 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips Sun Sep 2 16:08:12 2018 @@ -73,8 +73,8 @@ as root: /etc/rc.d/sshd onestart % -Several IP Filter and ipnat examples are available in the -/usr/share/examples/ipf/ directory. +Several NPF examples are available in the /usr/share/examples/npf/ +directory. % Want to dual boot using a bluetooth mouse or keyboard? Use btkey(1) to store the link key in the hardware.
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: dholland Date: Sat Aug 25 19:38:37 UTC 2018 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes2 Log Message: typo To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.62 -r1.63 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.62 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.63 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.62 Wed Dec 13 21:11:27 2017 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Sat Aug 25 19:38:37 2018 @@ -46642,7 +46642,7 @@ Whose limericks stopped at line two. There was a young man from Verdunne. - [Actually, there are three limericks in this series, the third one + [Actually, there are three limericks in this series; the third one is about some guy named Nero. If anyone has a copy of it, please mail it to "fortune". Ed.] %
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: snj Date: Tue May 8 05:24:22 UTC 2018 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: make fortune fatter To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.71 -r1.72 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.71 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.72 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.71 Wed Dec 13 21:11:27 2017 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Tue May 8 05:24:22 2018 @@ -16227,3 +16227,7 @@ destination. It seems that you care more does, and more about winning the war with any lousy puppy than about reaching the destination quickly. -- Jozef Pilsudski +% +[NeXT] attracted the strangest kind of hybrid, which was sort of like... +Unix weenies by Armani. + -- John Perry Barlow
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: mlelstv Date: Wed Dec 13 21:11:27 UTC 2017 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes fortunes-o.real fortunes2 fortunes2-o.real Log Message: move offensive quotes per board@ To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.70 -r1.71 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes cvs rdiff -u -r1.12 -r1.13 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real cvs rdiff -u -r1.61 -r1.62 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 cvs rdiff -u -r1.17 -r1.18 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.70 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.71 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.70 Wed Dec 6 17:54:58 2017 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Wed Dec 13 21:11:27 2017 @@ -13633,11 +13633,6 @@ tied during the month of April. There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish. -- Walt Disney % -There is a road to freedom. Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor, -Honesty, Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and -love of the Fatherland. - -- Adolf Hitler -% There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real:1.12 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real:1.13 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real:1.12 Sat Feb 7 09:59:47 2015 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real Wed Dec 13 21:11:27 2017 @@ -1728,3 +1728,8 @@ deliberate speed shall this thing come t yourselves worthy, shall ye have your just portion -- yea, verily, like unto a snowball in Hell." -- "The Begatting of a President" +% +There is a road to freedom. Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor, Honesty, +Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and love of the +Fatherland. +-- Adolf Hitler Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.61 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.62 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.61 Sun Nov 19 01:31:53 2017 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Wed Dec 13 21:11:27 2017 @@ -15803,10 +15803,6 @@ question." [actually, the term "bug" had even earlier usage in regard to problems with radio hardware. Ed.] % -Everlasting peace will come to the world when the last man has slain -the last but one. - -- Adolf Hitler -% Every 4 seconds a woman has a baby. Our problem is to find this woman and stop her. % @@ -21618,9 +21614,6 @@ I give you the man who -- the man who -- I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs. -- H.L. Mencken % -I go the way that Providence dictates. - -- Adolf Hitler -% "I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me... I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?' He said, 'Phoenix.' So I pushed Phoenix. A few seconds later the doors @@ -22670,12 +22663,6 @@ a little girl who won't eat her dinner o in his veins. -- Sigmund Freud, in a letter to his fiancee % -I shall give a propagandist reason for starting the war, no matter whether -it is plausible or not. The victor will not be asked afterwards whether -he told the truth or not. When starting and waging war it is not right -that matters, but victory. - -- Adolf Hitler -% I shot an arrow in to the air, and it stuck. -- graffito in Los Angeles @@ -24080,10 +24067,6 @@ If I love you, what business is it of yo If I love you, what business is it of yours? -- Johann van Goethe % -If I made peace with Russia today, I'd only attack her again tomorrow. I -just couldn't help myself. - -- Adolf Hitler -% If I promised you the moon and the stars, would you believe it? -- Alan Parsons Project % @@ -25650,10 +25633,6 @@ way. This happens to us all the time wi complaining. -- Jef Raskin % -Imagine me going around with a pot belly. -It would mean political ruin. - -- Adolf Hitler -% Imagine that Cray computer decides to make a personal computer. It has a 150 MHz processor, 200 megabytes of RAM, 1500 megabytes of disk storage, a screen resolution of 1024 x 1024 pixels, relies entirely on voice recognition @@ -40269,9 +40248,6 @@ made of things. % Success is something I will dress for when I get there, and not until. % -Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong. - -- Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf" -% Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring. % Such a fine first dream! @@ -40883,9 +40859,6 @@ called you from here." Texas is Hell on woman and horses. -- Wayne Oakes % -Thank God I've always avoided persecuting my enemies. - -- Adolf Hitler -% Thank you for observing all safety pre
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: dholland Date: Wed Dec 6 17:54:58 UTC 2017 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: attributions are supposed to be indented. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.69 -r1.70 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.69 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.70 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.69 Wed Dec 6 17:41:15 2017 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Wed Dec 6 17:54:58 2017 @@ -16209,17 +16209,17 @@ druid in a hurry? A. Call the copse. % A truly great library contains something in it to offend everyone. --- Jo Godwin + -- Jo Godwin % Give a man a 0day and he'll have access for a day, teach a man to phish and he'll have access for life. --- the grugq + -- the grugq % Information wants to be free and also extremely difficult to use. --- An ancient open source proverb + -- An ancient open source proverb % I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. --- Mitch Hedberg + -- Mitch Hedberg % You, the Poles, have a funny nature. When the people going along the road are attacked by a dog with its insistent and noisy barking, you @@ -16231,4 +16231,4 @@ against dogs we calmly continue our jour destination. It seems that you care more about barking than the dog does, and more about winning the war with any lousy puppy than about reaching the destination quickly. --- Jozef Pilsudski + -- Jozef Pilsudski
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: kamil Date: Wed Dec 6 17:41:16 UTC 2017 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: Correct code flow of a quote translation (by Tom Ivar Helbekkmo) To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.68 -r1.69 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.68 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.69 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.68 Wed Dec 6 08:38:33 2017 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Wed Dec 6 17:41:15 2017 @@ -16226,7 +16226,7 @@ road are attacked by a dog with its insi immediately feel like jumping off the vehicle, standing on all fours and starting to bark back at it. We, in the Vilnius region, let the dog bark because that is what its canine nature is like but we do not -stop our journey because of its canine barking and without any war +stop our journey because of its barking, and without any war against dogs we calmly continue our journey until we reach our destination. It seems that you care more about barking than the dog does, and more about winning the war with any lousy puppy than about
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: pgoyette Date: Wed Dec 6 08:38:33 UTC 2017 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: Fix typos, thanks to Tom Ivar Helbekkmo To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.67 -r1.68 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.67 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.68 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.67 Tue Dec 5 22:51:59 2017 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Wed Dec 6 08:38:33 2017 @@ -16226,9 +16226,9 @@ road are attacked by a dog with its insi immediately feel like jumping off the vehicle, standing on all fours and starting to bark back at it. We, in the Vilnius region, let the dog bark because that is what its canine nature is like but we do not -stop out journey because of its canine barking and without any war +stop our journey because of its canine barking and without any war against dogs we calmly continue our journey until we reach our -destination. It seems that you care more about barking more than the -dog does and about winning the war with any lousy puppy than about +destination. It seems that you care more about barking than the dog +does, and more about winning the war with any lousy puppy than about reaching the destination quickly. -- Jozef Pilsudski
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: kamil Date: Tue Dec 5 22:51:59 UTC 2017 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: Add new fortune entry with a quote from Jozef Pilsudski This quote is a longer form of "the dogs bark, but the caravan goes on" and compares Poles and Lithuanians (historical meanings used from the time of country union of both nations). Today is the 150th birthday anniversary of Jozef Pilsudski (1867-1935). To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.66 -r1.67 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.66 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.67 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.66 Sat Nov 18 20:48:50 2017 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Tue Dec 5 22:51:59 2017 @@ -16220,3 +16220,15 @@ Information wants to be free and also ex % I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. -- Mitch Hedberg +% +You, the Poles, have a funny nature. When the people going along the +road are attacked by a dog with its insistent and noisy barking, you +immediately feel like jumping off the vehicle, standing on all fours +and starting to bark back at it. We, in the Vilnius region, let the +dog bark because that is what its canine nature is like but we do not +stop out journey because of its canine barking and without any war +against dogs we calmly continue our journey until we reach our +destination. It seems that you care more about barking more than the +dog does and about winning the war with any lousy puppy than about +reaching the destination quickly. +-- Jozef Pilsudski
Re: CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
On Nov 18, 8:48pm, "Maya Rashish" wrote: } } Module Name: src } Committed By: maya } Date: Sat Nov 18 20:48:50 UTC 2017 } } Modified Files: } src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes fortunes2 fortunes2-o.real } } Log Message: } Remove a few offensive quotes, put in as many new quotes. } } PR bin/52735 Why did you do this while the issue is still being discussed. That is completely inappropriate. Please revert. } To generate a diff of this commit: } cvs rdiff -u -r1.65 -r1.66 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes } cvs rdiff -u -r1.59 -r1.60 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 } cvs rdiff -u -r1.15 -r1.16 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real } }-- End of excerpt from "Maya Rashish"
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: christos Date: Sun Nov 19 01:31:53 UTC 2017 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes2 fortunes2-o.real Log Message: revert removals while there is an active discussion on what to do. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.60 -r1.61 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 cvs rdiff -u -r1.16 -r1.17 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.60 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.61 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.60 Sat Nov 18 15:48:50 2017 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Sat Nov 18 20:31:53 2017 @@ -37949,6 +37949,9 @@ I'm schizophrenic, Rotten wood cannot be carved. -- Confucius, "Analects", Book 5, Ch. 9 % +Roumanian-Yiddish cooking has killed more Jews than Hitler. + -- Zero Mostel +% Round Numbers are always false. -- Samuel Johnson % Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real:1.16 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real:1.17 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real:1.16 Sat Nov 18 15:48:50 2017 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real Sat Nov 18 20:31:53 2017 @@ -3448,6 +3448,10 @@ A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows. -- Chamfort % +A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive +little thing -- tender, sweet, and stupid. + -- Adolf Hitler +% A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. It takes an abundance of imagination, to be sure. -- Karl Kraus, "Die Fackel" @@ -13823,3 +13827,7 @@ To a couple of truckers from Erie P.A., Zippity doo dah, zippity ay. -- John Valby % +A highly intelligent man should take a primitive woman. Imagine if on top +of everything else, I had a woman who interfered with my work. + -- Adolf Hitler +%
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: maya Date: Sat Nov 18 20:48:50 UTC 2017 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes fortunes2 fortunes2-o.real Log Message: Remove a few offensive quotes, put in as many new quotes. PR bin/52735 To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.65 -r1.66 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes cvs rdiff -u -r1.59 -r1.60 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 cvs rdiff -u -r1.15 -r1.16 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.65 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.66 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.65 Sat Nov 18 19:51:46 2017 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Sat Nov 18 20:48:50 2017 @@ -16210,3 +16210,13 @@ A. Call the copse. % A truly great library contains something in it to offend everyone. -- Jo Godwin +% +Give a man a 0day and he'll have access for a day, teach a man to phish +and he'll have access for life. +-- the grugq +% +Information wants to be free and also extremely difficult to use. +-- An ancient open source proverb +% +I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. +-- Mitch Hedberg Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.59 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.60 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.59 Sun Jul 2 07:02:47 2017 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Sat Nov 18 20:48:50 2017 @@ -37949,9 +37949,6 @@ I'm schizophrenic, Rotten wood cannot be carved. -- Confucius, "Analects", Book 5, Ch. 9 % -Roumanian-Yiddish cooking has killed more Jews than Hitler. - -- Zero Mostel -% Round Numbers are always false. -- Samuel Johnson % Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real:1.15 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real:1.16 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real:1.15 Sun Feb 17 13:36:01 2013 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real Sat Nov 18 20:48:50 2017 @@ -3448,10 +3448,6 @@ A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows. -- Chamfort % -A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive -little thing -- tender, sweet, and stupid. - -- Adolf Hitler -% A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. It takes an abundance of imagination, to be sure. -- Karl Kraus, "Die Fackel" @@ -13827,7 +13823,3 @@ To a couple of truckers from Erie P.A., Zippity doo dah, zippity ay. -- John Valby % -A highly intelligent man should take a primitive woman. Imagine if on top -of everything else, I had a woman who interfered with my work. - -- Adolf Hitler -%
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: jnemeth Date: Sat Nov 18 19:51:46 UTC 2017 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: add quote about libraries offending everyone To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.64 -r1.65 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.64 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.65 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.64 Tue Jun 13 17:18:00 2017 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Sat Nov 18 19:51:46 2017 @@ -16207,3 +16207,6 @@ to do things in a sub-optimal manner. Q. What do you do if you find an abomination rooted in and need a druid in a hurry? A. Call the copse. +% +A truly great library contains something in it to offend everyone. +-- Jo Godwin
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: dholland Date: Sun Jul 2 07:02:47 UTC 2017 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes2 Log Message: typo To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.58 -r1.59 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.58 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.59 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.58 Sun Aug 28 19:44:44 2016 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Sun Jul 2 07:02:47 2017 @@ -25148,7 +25148,7 @@ If you want to be ruined, marry a rich w -- Michelet % If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's -read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves. +read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves. -- Don Marquis % If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: dholland Date: Tue Jun 13 17:18:00 UTC 2017 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: another one To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.63 -r1.64 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.63 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.64 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.63 Thu May 4 19:12:53 2017 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Tue Jun 13 17:18:00 2017 @@ -16203,3 +16203,7 @@ An assortment of ways to be assimilated % The Navy's forever doomed to be inefficient because it's always trying to do things in a sub-optimal manner. +% +Q. What do you do if you find an abomination rooted in and need a +druid in a hurry? +A. Call the copse.
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: dholland Date: Thu May 4 19:12:53 UTC 2017 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: a thing. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.62 -r1.63 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.62 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.63 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.62 Sat Mar 25 22:33:16 2017 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Thu May 4 19:12:53 2017 @@ -16200,3 +16200,6 @@ Somebody has mail. twice. % An assortment of ways to be assimilated is a "smorgasborg". +% +The Navy's forever doomed to be inefficient because it's always trying +to do things in a sub-optimal manner.
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: kamil Date: Sun Apr 16 20:08:59 UTC 2017 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd Log Message: Remove unmaintained link to imrryr from NetBSD specific fortune(6) entries The original content is not accessible with the original link (missing closing /). This page does not look to be updated since 2002 and artwork is not freely reusable. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.27 -r1.28 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd:1.27 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd:1.28 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd:1.27 Thu Nov 25 13:51:26 2010 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd Sun Apr 16 20:08:59 2017 @@ -43,9 +43,6 @@ Anagrams for NetBSD-core: DEC robs Net -- Julian Assange % -http://www.imrryr.org/NetBSD/logo - -- R. C. Dowdeswell -% I always think of NetBSD developers as special gnomes who smoke pipes that make big bubbles and if the bubble hits the ceiling before popping it gets committed and released. Lots of lung power
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: dholland Date: Sat Mar 25 22:33:16 UTC 2017 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: add somethign To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.61 -r1.62 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.61 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.62 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.61 Fri Oct 14 03:20:04 2016 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Sat Mar 25 22:33:16 2017 @@ -16198,3 +16198,5 @@ Somebody has mail. % 'Agnosis' is when you don't know. 'Diagnosis' is when you don't know twice. +% +An assortment of ways to be assimilated is a "smorgasborg".
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: dholland Date: Fri Oct 14 03:20:04 UTC 2016 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: add a couple To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.60 -r1.61 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.60 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.61 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.60 Fri Jul 15 06:13:50 2016 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Fri Oct 14 03:20:04 2016 @@ -16183,3 +16183,18 @@ be named Eustace Clarence Scrubb. Never leave a macassar and an antimacassar in the same room together. % Why did the furry install Unix? Because it supports catman(8). +% +Many people don't realize that trailhead doggerel is illegal -- but +surely you've heard of "hike rhymes and misdemeanors"... +% +We all know political bumper stickers and some of us even put them on +our cars. However, if you show up at headquarters on Friday afternoon +after a long campaign week, you're more likely to see a stumper +bicker. +% +When you're under siege by a winter storm, that's a "frontal assault". +% +Somebody has mail. +% +'Agnosis' is when you don't know. 'Diagnosis' is when you don't know +twice.
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: kamil Date: Sun Aug 28 19:44:44 UTC 2016 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes2 Log Message: Fix another place with a wrong author of "Unkempt Thoughts" Stanislaw Lem -> Stanislaw J. Lec To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.57 -r1.58 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.57 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.58 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.57 Fri Aug 26 18:07:47 2016 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Sun Aug 28 19:44:44 2016 @@ -52053,7 +52053,7 @@ When you have to kill a man it costs not % When you jump for joy, beware that no-one moves the ground from beneath your feet. - -- Stanislaw Lem, "Unkempt Thoughts" + -- Stanislaw J. Lec, "Unkempt Thoughts" % When you live in a sick society, just about everything you do is wrong.
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: kamil Date: Fri Aug 26 18:07:47 UTC 2016 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes2 Log Message: Correct the author of "Unkempt Thoughts" - it's Stanislaw Lec, not Lem Pointed out by Antoni Grzymała This mistake was in the sources since the beginning of this file in NetBSD. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.56 -r1.57 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.56 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.57 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.56 Fri Apr 3 07:28:41 2015 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Fri Aug 26 18:07:47 2016 @@ -8839,7 +8839,7 @@ barely presentable. -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life" % All Gods were immortal. - -- Stanislaw J. Lem, "Unkempt Thoughts" + -- Stanislaw J. Lec, "Unkempt Thoughts" % All great discoveries are made by mistake. -- Young @@ -14888,7 +14888,7 @@ Don't say "yes" until I finish talking. Don't shoot until you're sure you both aren't on the same side. % Don't shout for help at night. You might wake your neighbors. - -- Stanislaw J. Lem, "Unkempt Thoughts" + -- Stanislaw J. Lec, "Unkempt Thoughts" % Don't smoke the next cigarette. Repeat. % @@ -51717,7 +51717,7 @@ is away and you get twice as much done. -- Daniel B. Luten % When smashing monuments, save the pedestals -- they always come in handy. - -- Stanislaw J. Lem, "Unkempt Thoughts" + -- Stanislaw J. Lec, "Unkempt Thoughts" % When some people decide it's time for everyone to make big changes, it means that they want you to change first.
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: dholland Date: Fri Jul 15 06:13:50 UTC 2016 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: add one To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.59 -r1.60 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.59 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.60 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.59 Sat Jun 27 08:07:46 2015 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Fri Jul 15 06:13:50 2016 @@ -16181,3 +16181,5 @@ Cheer up. You could have all the problem be named Eustace Clarence Scrubb. % Never leave a macassar and an antimacassar in the same room together. +% +Why did the furry install Unix? Because it supports catman(8).
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: dholland Date: Sat Jun 27 08:07:46 UTC 2015 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: add one To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.58 -r1.59 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.58 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.59 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.58 Tue Jan 6 22:38:41 2015 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Sat Jun 27 08:07:46 2015 @@ -16179,3 +16179,5 @@ now there's 63,005 bugs in the code!! % Cheer up. You could have all the problems you have now, and then also be named Eustace Clarence Scrubb. +% +Never leave a macassar and an antimacassar in the same room together.
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: snj Date: Fri Apr 3 07:28:41 UTC 2015 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes2 Log Message: properly pluralize. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.55 -r1.56 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.55 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.56 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.55 Wed Mar 25 16:23:02 2015 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Fri Apr 3 07:28:41 2015 @@ -24470,7 +24470,7 @@ the lives of both have been wasted. If the meanings of "true" and "false" were switched, then this sentence would not be false. % -If the Nazi's had television with satellite technology, we'd all be +If the Nazis had television with satellite technology, we'd all be goose-stepping. Americans are just as suggestible. -- Frank Zappa %
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: dholland Date: Wed Mar 25 16:23:02 UTC 2015 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes2 Log Message: Avoid runon sentences. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.54 -r1.55 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.54 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.55 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.54 Sat Oct 18 06:40:18 2014 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Wed Mar 25 16:23:02 2015 @@ -346,23 +346,23 @@ Beware the infiniteloop % Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence 1. Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a - nuclear bomb, use the stairs. + nuclear bomb; use the stairs. 2. When you're flying through the air, remember to roll when you hit the ground. 3. If you're on fire, avoid gasoline and other flammable materials. 4. Don't attempt communication with dead people; it will only lead to psychological problems. -5. Food will be scarce, you will have to scavenge. Learn to recognize +5. Food will be scarce, you will have to scavenge. Learn to recognize foods that will be available after the bomb: mashed potatoes, shredded wheat, tossed salad, ground beef, etc. -6. Put your hand over your mouth when you sneeze, internal organs +6. Put your hand over your mouth when you sneeze: internal organs will be scarce in the post-nuclear age. -7. Try to be neat, fall only in designated piles. -8. Drive carefully in "Heavy Fallout" areas, people could be +7. Try to be neat. Fall only in designated piles. +8. Drive carefully in "Heavy Fallout" areas -- people could be staggering illegally. -9. Nutritionally, hundred dollar bills are equal to one's, but more - sanitary due to limited circulation. -10. Accumulate mannequins now, spare parts will be in short +9. Nutritionally, hundred dollar bills are equal to ones, but are + more sanitary due to limited circulation. +10. Accumulate mannequins now. Spare parts will be in short supply on D-Day. % The Guy on the Right Doesn't Stand a Chance
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: wiz Date: Sat Feb 7 09:59:47 UTC 2015 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes-o.real Log Message: Fix typo. From kspillner@OpenBSD, forwarded by jmc@OpenBSD. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.11 -r1.12 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real:1.11 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real:1.12 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real:1.11 Sun Feb 17 13:39:51 2013 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real Sat Feb 7 09:59:47 2015 @@ -417,7 +417,7 @@ licentious, dirty bum!! % Floppy now, hard later. % -For those of you how have been looking for evidence that a working +For those of you who have been looking for evidence that a working version of "Star Wars" can be built, consider the following proof offered by Caspar Weinberger:
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: dholland Date: Tue Jan 6 22:38:41 UTC 2015 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: add something To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.57 -r1.58 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.57 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.58 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.57 Fri Dec 5 23:21:23 2014 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Tue Jan 6 22:38:41 2015 @@ -16176,3 +16176,6 @@ now there's 63,005 bugs in the code!! % 1) Don't expect fairings. 2) If confused read #1. +% +Cheer up. You could have all the problems you have now, and then also +be named Eustace Clarence Scrubb.
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: jnemeth Date: Fri Dec 5 23:21:23 UTC 2014 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: PR/49451 - Ben Gergely -- add missing attribution To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.56 -r1.57 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.56 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.57 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.56 Wed Dec 11 11:52:27 2013 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Fri Dec 5 23:21:23 2014 @@ -1489,6 +1489,7 @@ Any sufficiently advanced bug is indisti % Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo. + -- Andy Finkel, Commodore-Amiga Inc. % Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. -- Arthur C. Clarke
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: dholland Date: Sat Feb 22 17:21:19 UTC 2014 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes2 Log Message: fix typo, from Henning Petersen in PR misc/48613 To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.52 -r1.53 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.52 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.53 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.52 Wed Dec 11 14:59:47 2013 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Sat Feb 22 17:21:19 2014 @@ -38774,7 +38774,7 @@ Sex is an emotion in motion. % "Sex is as honest a product benefit for fragrance [perfume] as taste is for diet Coke." - -- Malcolm DacDougall + -- Malcolm MacDougall % Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. -- Garrison Keillor
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: dholland Date: Wed Dec 11 14:59:47 UTC 2013 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes2 Log Message: remove duplicate To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.51 -r1.52 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.51 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.52 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.51 Wed Dec 11 14:56:10 2013 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Wed Dec 11 14:59:47 2013 @@ -36648,10 +36648,6 @@ A: A dope ring. Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A: To cover up the valve stem. - -Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw - puzzle in only 6 months? -A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years". % Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal? A: Diyathinkhesaurus.
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: dholland Date: Wed Dec 11 14:56:10 UTC 2013 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes2 Log Message: another minor fix To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.50 -r1.51 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.50 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.51 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.50 Wed Dec 11 11:33:49 2013 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Wed Dec 11 14:56:10 2013 @@ -36567,7 +36567,7 @@ Q: "How many Romulans does it take to sc A: "Twelve; one to screw the light-bulb in, and eleven to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace." - [Warning: do not tell this joke to Romulans or else be ready for + [Warning: do not tell this joke to Romulans unless ready for a fight. They consider it to be a disgrace, though it's pretty good for a LBJ. Ed.] %
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: wiz Date: Wed Dec 11 11:52:27 UTC 2013 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: Reinstate typo since kre claims it's by purpose. Discussion in PR 48442. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.55 -r1.56 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.55 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.56 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.55 Wed Dec 11 11:24:56 2013 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Wed Dec 11 11:52:27 2013 @@ -13845,7 +13845,7 @@ April, June, and no wonder. all the rest have peanut butter except my father who wears red suspenders." % -This Fortune Examined By INSPECTOR NO. 2-14 +This Fortue Examined By INSPECTOR NO. 2-14 % This fortune cookie program is out of order. For those in desperate need, please use the program "randchar". This program generates random
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: wiz Date: Wed Dec 11 11:33:49 UTC 2013 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes2 Log Message: Error and typo fixes from OpenBSD and FreeBSD via Henning Petersen in PR 48443. While here, remove a duplication, fix another typo, and don't claim that Mr. Sheperd was the first man in space. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.49 -r1.50 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.49 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.50 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.49 Wed Jul 24 06:57:09 2013 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Wed Dec 11 11:33:49 2013 @@ -1803,7 +1803,7 @@ promised me faithfully that you'd be bac nine. It just can't take that long to play 18 holes of golf." "Honey, wait," said Harry. "Let me explain. I know what I promised you, but I have a very good reason for being late. Fred and I tee'd off -right on time and everything was find for the first three holes. Then, on +right on time and everything was fine for the first three holes. Then, on the fourth tee Fred had a stroke. I ran back to the clubhouse but couldn't find a doctor. And, by the time I got back to Fred, he was dead. So, for the next 15 holes, it was hit the ball, drag Fred, hit the ball, drag Fred... @@ -2210,7 +2210,7 @@ man. Mud-as-man alone could speak. "Certainly," said man. "Then I leave it to you to think of one for all of this," said God. And He went away. - -- Kurt Vonnegut, Between Time and Timbuktu" + -- Kurt Vonnegut, "Between Time and Timbuktu" % In the beginning there was data. The data was without form and null, and darkness was upon the face of the console; and the Spirit of @@ -9939,13 +9939,13 @@ Anti-trust laws should be approached wit Antonio Antonio Was tired of living alonio He thought he would woo Antonio Antonio -Miss Lucamy Lu,Rode of on his polo ponio +Miss Lucamy Lu,Rode off on his polo ponio Miss Lucamy Lucy Molonio. And found the maid In a bowery shade, Sitting and knitting alonio. Antonio Antonio Said if you will be my ownio -I'll love tou true Oh nonio Antonio +I'll love you true Oh nonio Antonio And buy for youYou're far too bleak and bonio An icery creamry conio. And all that I wish You singular fish @@ -9954,7 +9954,7 @@ Antonio Antonio Uttered a dismal moanio And went off and hid Or I'm told that he did -In the Antartical Zonio. +in the Antarctical Zonio. % ANTONYM: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of. @@ -11439,7 +11439,7 @@ after they got done, you wanted to be tr "The test or the room?" "The tests or the room? Vell, nah, about them I can't complain." "The nurses? The food?" asked Fats, but Bernard shook his head no. -Fats laughed and said, "Listen , Bernie, you went to the MBH, they did this +Fats laughed and said, "Listen, Bernie, you went to the MBH, they did this great workup, and when I asked you shy you came to the House of God, all you tell me is, 'Nah, I can't complain.' So why did you come here? Why, Bernie, why?" @@ -23432,7 +23432,8 @@ them scream. -- Sylvestre Matuschka, "the Hungarian Train Wreck Freak", escaped prison 1937, not heard from since % -Iam +I +am not very happy @@ -23446,7 +23447,7 @@ intellectual enlightenment % IBM: - [Internation Business Machines Corp.] Also known as Itty Bitty + [International Business Machines Corp.] Also known as Itty Bitty Machines or The Lawyer's Friend. The dominant force in computer marketing, having supplied worldwide some 75% of all known hardware and 10% of all software. To protect itself from the litigious envy @@ -23726,7 +23727,7 @@ we wouldn't reach a conclusion. If an average person on the subway turns to you, like an ancient mariner, and starts telling you her tale, you turn away or nod and hope she stops, not just because you fear she might be crazy. If she tells her tale on -camera, you might listen. Watching strangers on television , even +camera, you might listen. Watching strangers on television, even responding to them from a studio audience, we're disengaged - voyeurs collaborating with exhibitionists in rituals of sham community. Never have so many known so much about people for whom they cared so little. @@ -33925,7 +33926,7 @@ the code over again, since I also remove % Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill. % -Old age is always fifteen years old than I am. +Old age is always fifteen years older than I am. -- B. Baruch % Old age is the harbor of all ills. @@ -36567,7 +36568,7 @@ A: "Twelve; one to screw the light-bulb the ship out of disgrace." [Warning: do not tell this joke to Romulans or else be ready for - a fight. They consider this it to be a dis
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: wiz Date: Wed Dec 11 11:24:56 UTC 2013 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: Error and typo fixes from OpenBSD and FreeBSD via Henning Petersen in PR 48442. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.54 -r1.55 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.54 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.55 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.54 Sun May 12 03:29:07 2013 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Wed Dec 11 11:24:56 2013 @@ -3058,7 +3058,7 @@ Deliver yesterday, code today, think tom Demand the establishment of the government in its rightful home at Disneyland. % -Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than +Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. -- George Bernard Shaw % @@ -3489,7 +3489,7 @@ people wonder where the word "eggnog" co comes from the English word "egg", meaning "egg". I don't know where the "nog" comes from. -To make eggnog, you'll need rum, whiskey, wine gin and, if they are in +To make eggnog, you'll need rum, whiskey, wine, gin and, if they are in season, eggs... % Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain @@ -4701,7 +4701,7 @@ God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a % God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man. % -God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board +God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. -- Mark Twain % God made the integers; all else is the work of Man. @@ -5045,7 +5045,7 @@ I mean. The answer is hot tubs. A hot filled with water that you sit in naked with members of the opposite sex, none of whom is necessarily your spouse. After a few hours in their hot tubs, Californians don't give a damn about earthquakes or -mass murderers. They don't give a damn about anything , which is why +mass murderers. They don't give a damn about anything, which is why they are able to produce "Laverne and Shirley" week after week. -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw" % @@ -5271,7 +5271,7 @@ motto is: 'It is very difficult to disp Hier liegt ein Mann ganz ohnegleich; Im Leibe dick, an Suenden reich. Wir haben ihn in das Grab gesteckt, Here lies a man with sundry flaws -Weil es uns duenkt er sei verreckt. And numerous Sins upon his head; +Weil es uns duenkt, er sei verreckt. And numerous Sins upon his head; We buried him today because As far as we can tell, he's dead. -- PDQ Bach's epitaph, as requested by his cousin Betty-Sue @@ -5345,7 +5345,7 @@ because they are too busy applying littl object -- every board, washer, nail and screw -- in the entire store ... Let's say a piece in your toilet tank breaks, so you remove the broken part, take it to the home center, and ask an employee if he has -a replacement. The employee, who has never is his life even seen the +a replacement. The employee, who has never in his life even seen the inside of a toilet tank, will peer at the broken part in very much the same way that a member of a primitive Amazon jungle tribe would look at an electronic calculator, and then say, "We're expecting a shipment of @@ -6232,7 +6232,7 @@ the point where it would not run at all. Holes and the Fate of Stars" % I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked me if I had any -questions , I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling at the +questions, I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, does anything happen? He said he couldn't answer that, I told him sorry, but I couldn't work @@ -7296,7 +7296,7 @@ my advice. In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer. % -In West Union, Ohio, No married man can go flying without his spouse +In West Union, Ohio, no married man can go flying without his spouse along at any time, unless he has been married for more than 12 months. % Incumbent, n.: @@ -7887,7 +7887,7 @@ get a prompt, type like hell. % Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets. - -- The Brigader, "Dr. Who" + -- The Brigadier, "Dr. Who" % Just out of curiosity does this actually mean something or have some of the few remaining bits of your brain just evaporated? @@ -8562,7 +8562,7 @@ given item. One is on the shelf; someon information you need is in the others. -- Ray Simard % -Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon, +Many years ago in a period commonly known as Next Friday Afternoon, there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: wiz Date: Wed Jul 24 06:57:09 UTC 2013 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes2 Log Message: Fix typo. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.48 -r1.49 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.48 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.49 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.48 Wed Jul 24 04:41:49 2013 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Wed Jul 24 06:57:09 2013 @@ -55516,7 +55516,7 @@ If you think you can do a thing or think -- Henry Ford % A man who is master of himself can end a sorrow as easily as he -can invent a pleasure. I dont want to be at the mercy of my +can invent a pleasure. I don't want to be at the mercy of my emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy them, and to dominate them. -- Oscar Wilde %
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: jnemeth Date: Wed Jul 24 04:41:49 UTC 2013 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes2 Log Message: add an Oscar Wilde quote To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.47 -r1.48 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.47 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.48 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.47 Sat Dec 8 22:38:09 2012 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Wed Jul 24 04:41:49 2013 @@ -55515,3 +55515,9 @@ keep a man who is not worth more than th If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right. -- Henry Ford % +A man who is master of himself can end a sorrow as easily as he +can invent a pleasure. I dont want to be at the mercy of my +emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy them, and to dominate them. + -- Oscar Wilde +% +
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: dholland Date: Sun May 12 03:29:07 UTC 2013 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: Don't expect fairings. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.53 -r1.54 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.53 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.54 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.53 Mon Oct 22 14:33:27 2012 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Sun May 12 03:29:07 2013 @@ -16172,3 +16172,6 @@ ya get 1 whacked with a service pack, now there's 63,005 bugs in the code!! % "It's not very common in Crowthorne" +% +1) Don't expect fairings. +2) If confused read #1.
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: pgoyette Date: Sun Feb 17 13:39:52 UTC 2013 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes-o.real Log Message: Fix same typo in the other file in which it occurs To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.10 -r1.11 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real:1.10 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real:1.11 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real:1.10 Tue Jun 19 04:59:19 2012 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real Sun Feb 17 13:39:51 2013 @@ -918,7 +918,7 @@ These are a few of my favorite drugs. Backs that are perfect for carrying monkeys Users of heroin, often called junkies -Methadone helps then to stop being thugs +Methadone helps them to stop being thugs Takes them off one of my favorite drugs. On a bad trip
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: pgoyette Date: Sun Feb 17 13:36:02 UTC 2013 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes2-o.real Log Message: Fix minor typo To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.14 -r1.15 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real:1.14 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real:1.15 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real:1.14 Thu Oct 29 08:47:07 2009 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real Sun Feb 17 13:36:01 2013 @@ -10520,7 +10520,7 @@ These are a few of my favorite drugs. Backs that are perfect for carrying monkeys Users of heroin, often called junkies -Methadone helps then to stop being thugs +Methadone helps them to stop being thugs Takes them off one of my favorite drugs. On a bad trip
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: jnemeth Date: Sat Dec 8 22:38:10 UTC 2012 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes2 Log Message: Add some quotes by Henry Ford, found at: http://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/203714.Henry_Ford To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.46 -r1.47 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.46 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.47 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.46 Thu Nov 22 11:32:19 2012 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Sat Dec 8 22:38:09 2012 @@ -55490,3 +55490,28 @@ since I first called my brother's father Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past tense. % +Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--you're right. + -- Henry Ford +% +The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. + -- Henry Ford +% +Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason +so few engage in it. + -- Henry Ford +% +It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our +banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would +be a revolution before tomorrow morning. + -- Henry Ford +% +A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business. + -- Henry Ford +% +We try to pay a man what he is worth and we are not inclined to +keep a man who is not worth more than the minimum wage. + -- Henry Ford +% +If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right. + -- Henry Ford +%
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: mbalmer Date: Thu Nov 22 11:32:20 UTC 2012 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes2 Log Message: Fix two quotes from "The Tao of Programming". From FreeBSD. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.45 -r1.46 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.45 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.46 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.45 Mon Oct 22 14:33:27 2012 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Thu Nov 22 11:32:19 2012 @@ -788,7 +788,7 @@ to add. This will take at least two wee "Even that is too much to expect," insisted the manager, "I will be satisfied if you simply tell me when the program is complete." The programmer agreed to this. - Several years slated, the manager retired. On the way to his + Several years later, the manager retired. On the way to his retirement lunch, he discovered the programmer asleep at his terminal. He had been programming all night. -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming" @@ -7916,7 +7916,7 @@ the same mistake twice without getting n A well-known friend is a treasure. % A well-used door needs no oil on its hinges. -A swift-flowing steam does no grow stagnant. +A swift-flowing stream does not grow stagnant. Neither sound nor thoughts can travel through a vacuum. Software rots if not used.
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: jakllsch Date: Mon Oct 22 14:33:28 UTC 2012 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes fortunes2 Log Message: Attribute "The STAR WARS Song" to "Weird Al" Yankovic under the proper title, "Yoda". Correct said lyrics. Correct lyrics to "Weird Al" Yankovic's "One Of Those Days". To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.52 -r1.53 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes cvs rdiff -u -r1.44 -r1.45 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.52 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.53 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.52 Wed Oct 3 19:41:46 2012 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Mon Oct 22 14:33:27 2012 @@ -13216,11 +13216,11 @@ something badly enough, you can always g the Russians. -- Marshall Brickman, Playboy, April, 1973 % - The STAR WARS Song + "Yoda", by "Weird Al" Yankovic; Sung to the tune of "Lola", by the Kinks: I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah -Where it bubbles all the time like a giant cabinet soda +Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.44 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.45 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.44 Sat Aug 4 22:29:58 2012 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Mon Oct 22 14:33:27 2012 @@ -26128,12 +26128,8 @@ this was for practice; then he made scho In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in the proper order then why can't he? % -In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in -the proper order then why can't he? - - I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah -Where it bubbles all the time like a giant cabinet soda +Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda @@ -26145,7 +26141,7 @@ A guy who looks like a Muppet but he's w Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand How he can raise me in the air just by raising his hand Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda - -- The STAR WARS Song, to "Lola", by the Kinks + -- "Yoda" by "Weird Al" Yankovic, to "Lola", by the Kinks % In the future, there will be fewer but better Russians. -- Joseph Stalin @@ -41229,10 +41225,11 @@ The avoidance of taxes is the only intel carries any reward. -- John Maynard Keynes % -The bank called to tell me that I'm overdrawn, -Some freaks are burning crosses out on my front lawn, -And I *can't*believe* it, all the Cheetos are gone, - It's just ONE OF THOSE DAYS! +The bank called me up and told me I'm overdrawn, +Some freaks are burnin' crosses out on my front lawn, +And I can't believe it, all the Cheetos are gone, + It's just, just one of those, one of those days, + Just one of those, one of those days -- Weird Al Yankovic, "One of Those Days" % The bank sent our statement this morning,
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: riastradh Date: Wed Oct 3 19:41:46 UTC 2012 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: Add a remarkably percipient fortune cookie. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.51 -r1.52 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.51 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.52 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.51 Wed Oct 3 19:04:55 2012 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Wed Oct 3 19:41:46 2012 @@ -15626,6 +15626,9 @@ You are here: But you're not all there. % +You are not illiterate. + -- a Mary Chung's fortune cookie +% "You are old, Father William," the young man said, "All your papers these days look the same; Those William's would be better unread --
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: riastradh Date: Wed Oct 3 19:04:56 UTC 2012 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: Fix formatting of Churchill quote on declarations of war. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.50 -r1.51 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.50 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.51 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.50 Tue Jun 5 19:35:44 2012 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Wed Oct 3 19:04:55 2012 @@ -15206,8 +15206,8 @@ to a definite problem. For better or wo In a way, the next move is up to him. -- R. A. Lafferty % -When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite." - -- Winston Churchill, On formal declarations of war +When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite. + -- Winston Churchill, on formal declarations of war % When you know absolutely nothing about the topic, make your forecast by asking a carefully selected probability sample of 300 others who don't
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: dholland Date: Tue Jun 19 04:59:19 UTC 2012 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes-o.real Log Message: Typo. Reported by I-forget-who-but-they'd-probably-rather-not-be-credited, during the -6 freeze, and then forgotten until now. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.9 -r1.10 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real:1.9 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real:1.10 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real:1.9 Thu Oct 29 08:47:07 2009 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real Tue Jun 19 04:59:19 2012 @@ -1077,7 +1077,7 @@ Q: How do you tell if you're making lov A: A nurse says: "This won't hurt a bit." A schoolteacher says: "We're going to have to do this over and over again until we get it right." An airline stewardess says: "Just hold this over your -mouth and nose, and breath normally." +mouth and nose, and breathe normally." % Q: How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in and one to say that light started when the
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: riastradh Date: Tue Jun 5 19:35:44 UTC 2012 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: Attribute the `Consequences, Schmonsequences...' quote to Daffy Duck. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.49 -r1.50 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.49 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.50 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.49 Tue Dec 6 19:41:03 2011 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Tue Jun 5 19:35:44 2012 @@ -2824,7 +2824,7 @@ Conscious is when you are aware of somet wish you weren't. % Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich. - -- "Ali Baba Bunny" [1957, Chuck Jones] + -- Daffy Duck, "Ali Baba Bunny", [1957, Chuck Jones] % Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then give it back to them.
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: jakllsch Date: Tue Dec 6 19:41:03 UTC 2011 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: Per [1] the speed of light in a vaccum is exactly 299792458 m/s. Per [2] a furlong is 220 yards and a yard is exactly 0.9144 m. Per [3] a fortnight is 14 days. As I didn't find a good authority for what definition of a day a fortnight is measured in, I'll assume here a day is 86400 SI seconds. Thus, the speed of light in a vaccum is approximately 1.80*10^12 furlongs per fortnight. 1.80*10^12 = 299792458*86400*14/(220*0.9144) [1] Resolution 1 of the 17th meeting of the CGPM (1983) http://www.bipm.org/en/CGPM/db/17/1/ [2] Weights and Measures Act 1985 http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1985/72 [3] The Concise Oxford Dictionary, 5th Edition, 1964, p. 480 To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.48 -r1.49 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.48 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.49 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.48 Sat Nov 19 20:44:58 2011 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Tue Dec 6 19:41:03 2011 @@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ Therefore, Alexander the Great had an in (2) Nothing is always. (3) Everything is sometimes. % -1.79 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight -- it's not just a good idea, it's +1.80 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight -- it's not just a good idea, it's the law! % 10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: jnemeth Date: Sat Nov 19 20:44:58 UTC 2011 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes Log Message: grammar fix To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.47 -r1.48 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.47 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.48 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.47 Mon Jan 24 15:30:54 2011 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Sat Nov 19 20:44:58 2011 @@ -8504,7 +8504,7 @@ the message-of-the-day telling users to Malek's Law: Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way. % -Man 1: Ask me the what the most important thing about telling a good +Man 1: Ask me what the most important thing about telling a good joke is. Man 2: OK, what is the most impo --
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: dyoung Date: Mon Jan 24 15:30:55 UTC 2011 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes fortunes.sp.ok fortunes2 Log Message: Fix spelling: it's *Jef* Raskin, not Jeff Raskin. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.46 -r1.47 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes cvs rdiff -u -r1.6 -r1.7 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes.sp.ok cvs rdiff -u -r1.42 -r1.43 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.46 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.47 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.46 Tue Feb 16 09:53:51 2010 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Mon Jan 24 15:30:54 2011 @@ -7027,7 +7027,7 @@ Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. - -- Jeff Raskin, interviewed in Doctor Dobb's Journal + -- Jef Raskin, interviewed in Doctor Dobb's Journal % Imagine that Cray computer decides to make a personal computer. It has a 150 MHz processor, 200 megabytes of RAM, 1500 megabytes of disk Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes.sp.ok diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes.sp.ok:1.6 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes.sp.ok:1.7 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes.sp.ok:1.6 Wed Oct 28 06:23:29 2009 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes.sp.ok Mon Jan 24 15:30:55 2011 @@ -587,6 +587,7 @@ Jarry Jaspar Jawaharlal +Jef Jehan Jell Jenerally Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.42 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.43 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.42 Tue Feb 16 09:53:51 2010 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Mon Jan 24 15:30:55 2011 @@ -25647,7 +25647,7 @@ Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. - -- Jeff Raskin + -- Jef Raskin % Imagine me going around with a pot belly. It would mean political ruin.
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: pooka Date: Thu Nov 25 13:51:26 UTC 2010 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: netbsd Log Message: add one i saw on irc today To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.26 -r1.27 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd:1.26 src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd:1.27 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd:1.26 Thu Oct 29 08:47:07 2009 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd Thu Nov 25 13:51:26 2010 @@ -46,6 +46,12 @@ http://www.imrryr.org/NetBSD/logo -- R. C. Dowdeswell % +I always think of NetBSD developers as special gnomes who smoke +pipes that make big bubbles and if the bubble hits the ceiling +before popping it gets committed and released. Lots of lung power +needed for this. + -- babybabybaby +% I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD -- Dave Tyson %
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: dholland Date: Tue Feb 16 09:53:52 UTC 2010 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes fortunes2 Log Message: Latin police: use proper conjugation. (whether the rest of the affected fortune is valid either is debatable) To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.45 -r1.46 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes cvs rdiff -u -r1.41 -r1.42 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.45 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.46 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.45 Sun Mar 15 05:44:57 2009 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Tue Feb 16 09:53:51 2010 @@ -10654,7 +10654,7 @@ % Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!! % -Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. +Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.) % Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.41 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.42 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.41 Fri Jan 1 00:16:54 2010 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Tue Feb 16 09:53:51 2010 @@ -37383,7 +37383,7 @@ % Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened! % -Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. +Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.) %
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: dholland Date: Fri Jan 1 00:16:54 UTC 2010 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes2 Log Message: Fix math notation, from PR 41547. While here, fix some potential tab damage in the same fortune. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.40 -r1.41 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.40 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.41 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.40 Tue Dec 8 10:13:39 2009 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Fri Jan 1 00:16:54 2010 @@ -519,9 +519,10 @@ % ... with liberty and justice for all who can afford it. % - 12 + 144 + 20 + 3(4) 2 + ___ + 12 + 144 + 20 + 3\/ 4 2 -- + 5(11) = 9 + 0 - 7 + 7 A dozen, a gross and a score, Plus three times the square root of four,
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: wiz Date: Tue Dec 8 10:13:39 UTC 2009 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes2 Log Message: was disappointed that someone wrote disappointed with one 'p', so I fixed it. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.39 -r1.40 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.39 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.40 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.39 Tue Dec 8 10:04:27 2009 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Tue Dec 8 10:13:39 2009 @@ -44850,7 +44850,7 @@ his rather old and crusty parish. As is usual in these cases, a locum was sent to cover the transition period. This particular man was young and active, and had the strange notion that church should also be active and -exciting. As a consequence he was more than a little disapointed with the +exciting. As a consequence he was more than a little disappointed with the dull and tradition-bound church. He decided to do something about it. For his first Sunday, he didn't wear the traditional robes and vestments, but lead the service wearing a nice 2-piece suit. The congregation
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: mbalmer Date: Tue Dec 8 10:04:27 UTC 2009 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes2 Log Message: I was disappointed that someone wrote disappointed with two 's', so I fixed it. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.38 -r1.39 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.38 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.39 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.38 Thu Oct 29 08:53:31 2009 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Tue Dec 8 10:04:27 2009 @@ -44850,7 +44850,7 @@ his rather old and crusty parish. As is usual in these cases, a locum was sent to cover the transition period. This particular man was young and active, and had the strange notion that church should also be active and -exciting. As a consequence he was more than a little dissapointed with the +exciting. As a consequence he was more than a little disapointed with the dull and tradition-bound church. He decided to do something about it. For his first Sunday, he didn't wear the traditional robes and vestments, but lead the service wearing a nice 2-piece suit. The congregation
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: dholland Date: Thu Oct 29 08:53:32 UTC 2009 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes2 Log Message: Another spelling mistake. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.37 -r1.38 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.37 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.38 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.37 Thu Oct 29 08:47:07 2009 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Thu Oct 29 08:53:31 2009 @@ -37832,7 +37832,7 @@ Retirement means that when someone says "Have a nice day", you actually have a shot at it. % -Reunite Gondwondaland! +Reunite Gondwanaland! % Rev. Jim: What does an amber light mean? Bobby: Slow down.
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: snj Date: Wed Oct 28 19:18:15 UTC 2009 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes2 Log Message: Fix a bunch of typos and spelling errors. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.35 -r1.36 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.35 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.36 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.35 Wed Oct 28 15:56:26 2009 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Wed Oct 28 19:18:15 2009 @@ -1610,7 +1610,7 @@ She's a women who conks to stupor. Upon reading a story about a man who throttled his mother-in-law, a man commented, "Sounds to me like a practical choker." - It's not the inital skirt length, it's the upcreep. + It's not the initial skirt length, it's the upcreep. It's the theory of Jess Birnbaum, of Time magazine, that women with bad legs should stick to long skirts because they cover a multitude of shins. % @@ -1627,7 +1627,7 @@ "Congratulations, Herr d'Albert; you have rarely introduced me to so charming a wife." % - Everthing is farther away than it used to be. It is even twice as + Everything is farther away than it used to be. It is even twice as far to the corner and they have added a hill. I have given up running for the bus; it leaves earlier than it used to. It seems to me they are making the stairs steeper than in the old @@ -3616,7 +3616,7 @@ win through and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with. % - The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on + The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels. A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. @@ -3873,7 +3873,7 @@ Suckin' them a leapy type, suckin' them flunkers. Look at them toad suckers, ain't they snappy? -Suckin' them bog frogs sure make's 'em happy! +Suckin' them bog frogs sure makes 'em happy! Them hugger mugger toad suckers, way down south, Stickin' them sucky toads in they mouth! @@ -4009,7 +4009,7 @@ off the tin cans by throwing them against the wall. She was developing a good pitching arm and a new quantum theory. The mathematician had stacked the unopened cans into a surprising -solution to the kissing problem; his dessiccated corpse was propped calmly +solution to the kissing problem; his desiccated corpse was propped calmly against a wall, and this was inscribed on the floor: Theorem: If I can't open these cans, I'll die. Proof: assume the opposite... @@ -4743,7 +4743,7 @@ *** *** * - ** Confucious say: "Is stuffy inside fortune cookie." + ** Confucius say: "Is stuffy inside fortune cookie." *** *** % @@ -5122,7 +5122,7 @@ diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow. -- A revolving concretion of earthy or mineral matter accumulates no congeries of small, green bryophytic plant. --- Abstention from any aleatory undertaking precludes a potential escallation +-- Abstention from any aleatory undertaking precludes a potential escalation of a lucrative nature. -- Missiles of ligneous or osteal consistency have the potential of fracturing osseous structure, but appellations will eternally remain innocuous. @@ -5137,7 +5137,7 @@ -- The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation. -- Abstention from any aleatory undertaking precludes a potential - escallation of a lucrative nature. + escalation of a lucrative nature. -- Missiles of ligneous or osteal consistency have the potential of fracturing osseous structure, but appellations will eternally remain innocuous. @@ -5347,7 +5347,7 @@ % 1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1. % -1. If it doesn't smell like chilli, it probably isn't. +1. If it doesn't smell like chili, it probably isn't. 2. If you catch an exploding manhole cover, you can keep it. 3. Cabs driving on the sidewalk are not permitted to pick up passengers. 4. It's bad manners to lie down inside someone else's chalk body outline. @@ -5492,7 +5492,7 @@ 1/2 oz. gin 1/2 oz. vodka 1/2 oz. rum (preferably dark) -3/4 oz. tequilla +3/4 oz. tequila 1/2 oz. triple sec 1/2 oz. orange juice 3/4 oz. sour mix @@ -5834,7 +5834,7 @@ and a moonlit night. One day he brought to Tortue a piece of string, and asked the same question. In reply, the Grand Tortue grasped the loop between his feet and, with a few simple manipulations, created a complex -string which he proferred wordlessly to the monk. At that moment, the monk +string which he proffered wordlessly to the monk. At that moment, the monk was enlightened. From then on, the monk did not bother Tortue. Instead, he made string after
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: snj Date: Wed Oct 28 15:56:26 UTC 2009 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes2 Log Message: Kill two duplicates. To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.34 -r1.35 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.34 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.35 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.34 Wed Oct 28 06:23:29 2009 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Wed Oct 28 15:56:26 2009 @@ -851,19 +851,7 @@ "It is even in a video game," said the master. "And is the Tao in the DOS for a personal computer?" The master coughed and shifted his position slightly. "The lesson -is over for today.", he said. - -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming" -% - A master was explaining the nature of the Tao to one of his novices, -"The Tao is embodied in all software -- regardless of how insignificant," -said the master. - "Is the Tao in a hand-held calculator?" asked the novice. - "It is," came the reply. - "Is the Tao in a video game?" continued the novice. - "It is even in a video game," said the master. - "And is the Tao in the DOS for a personal computer?" - The master coughed and shifted his position slightly. "The lesson is -over for today," he said. +is over for today," he said. -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming" % A MODERN FABLE @@ -51176,10 +51164,6 @@ you do it. -- Gandhi % -Whatever you do will be insignificant, -but it is very important that you do it. - -- Gandhi -% Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this: that you are dreadfully like other people. -- James Russell Lowell, "My Study Windows"
CVS commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles
Module Name:src Committed By: dholland Date: Wed Oct 28 06:23:29 UTC 2009 Modified Files: src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes.sp.ok fortunes2 Log Message: "Ghandi" -> "Gandhi" To generate a diff of this commit: cvs rdiff -u -r1.5 -r1.6 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes.sp.ok cvs rdiff -u -r1.33 -r1.34 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the copyright notices on the relevant files. Modified files: Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes.sp.ok diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes.sp.ok:1.5 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes.sp.ok:1.6 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes.sp.ok:1.5 Sun Oct 8 20:12:27 2006 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes.sp.ok Wed Oct 28 06:23:29 2009 @@ -449,7 +449,6 @@ Genderplex Gerat Gerrold's -Ghandi Ghostbusters Giddens Gigo Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.33 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.34 --- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.33 Tue Dec 2 14:21:02 2008 +++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Wed Oct 28 06:23:29 2009 @@ -51174,7 +51174,7 @@ % Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. - -- Ghandi + -- Gandhi % Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.