Re: IRAQI TROOPS NOW EATING LIVE BABIES

2003-03-22 Thread croft woodruff


It is sick humour.The author appropriately signs off as 
Makup Aniol Shyte 

At 12:25 PM 20/03/2003 -0500, Joseph A. Shearey wrote:
Astro,

If this article is a satire and
a sick piece of humor, then WHY ARE YOU BROADCASTING IT? The Power Hour
has been seeking the truth by exposing information like this. This will
no doubt will be placed next to the baby and the incubator story: both
misleading. And here you are making their efforts
complicated.

I don't care about the
disclaimer. That one-line disclaimer is insufficient to warn people of
this propaganda. But it does notice you that
Persons
with war-focussed tunnel vision have been known to mistake this type of
material for factual reporting.
And if you know that
there are a certain group of people who will accept this as true, WHY ARE
YOU FEEDING THEM? Why are you knowingly and intentionally passing
MISINFORMATION? Do you get a thrill from such stories?

Quit passing this garbage on
this newslist. I have to weed through so many articles as it is and to
see this cross my screen is appalling. When I read things like this I
think it's meant to stir up problems. None of us need that.

Regards,

Joe


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From: Astro 

To: The Power
Hour 

Cc:
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Sent: Thursday, March 20, 2003 6:19 AM

Subject: IRAQI TROOPS NOW EATING LIVE BABIES

Note: disclaimer at the bottom of this article says this is a SATIRE 



Who ever wrote this has a very SICK SENSE OF HUMOR if you ask me!


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IRAQI TROOPS NOW

EATING LIVE BABIES




20th March, 2003 02:30 GMT

http://www.GuluFuture.com


By Makup Aniol Shyte, 

BBCNN 20 March 2003 

Iraqi troops around the port city of Basra came under sustained fire late Wednesday after Allied commanders ordered an early attack to stop Iraqi looting, pillaging, raping and cooking of live infants, local sources have stated. 


Advancing allied forces came across makeshift ovens in vacated Iraqi positions around the city, which contained the partly cooked bodies of babies, said an allied spokesperson speaking on condition of anonimity.


Apparently, they have been without food supplies for weeks now and have taken to snatching babies from local women and consuming them in front of the mothers beore raping the women, the spokesperson said.

Official sources are still refusing to confirm the reports, but would not rule them out as a trigger for the allied advance. But a military spokesperson did confirm that Iraqi soldiers have been looting shops and breaking into homes to steal from locals.

There comes a point where you have to take action to defend the local Iraqi population against intolerable abuses, said Major Slauter Hardon of the British 7th Armoured brigade. We reached that position late on Wednesday.


However, he refused to comment on reports that British troops have been turning away hordes of Iraqi soldiers who are seeking to surrender to allied units.

I really cannot confirm that, he said, but we simply do not have the facilities or capability to cater for mass surrenders this early in the campaign. Best thing for Iraqi soldiers no longer keen to support this evil dictator would be to drop their weapons and go home.


INCUBATORS

Meanwhile, American convoys moving towards Umm Qasr have reportedly detained a unit of fleeing Iraqi soldiers with incubators likely stolen from the local hospital.

The incubators still had babies inside, said an officer who refused to identify himself to reporters. At least in the last Gulf war they had the decency to remove the babies before stealing the incubators. Probably they intended to eat them at some point.

According to other unnamed sources, Allied advances have been slowed by having to clear starving Iraqi soldiers kneeling in the middle of the roads begging food from advancing American troops.

FLEEING


In late developments, a US military spokesman refused to confirm reports that a plane carrying Saddam Hussein had escaped being shot down as the toppled dictator fled to Jordan, because he has forced some of the human shield peace protestors to board the plane with him.


Also, late Wednesday force commanders in the Basra area confirmed that they had bombed command and control positions which had been cleverly disguised as churches, hospitals and civillian housing.

According to others who have returned from bombing missions, Iraqi psychological warfare brigades have taken to dressing themselves up as civillians and lying on the ground around strategic villages pretending to have their arms and legs blown off.

We've been here before you know, one officer told reporters at a post raid briefing. We are not going to fall for such tired old tricks. 

Bet you the next thing is the Iraqi elite Republican Guard will begin shelling and bombing non-military targets in a pathetic effort to incriminate us in these types of actions, allegedly said an unnamed local commander, speaking on condition

IRAQI TROOPS NOW EATING LIVE BABIES

2003-03-20 Thread Astro



Note: disclaimer at the bottom of this article says this is a 
"SATIRE" 

Who ever wrote this has a 
verySICKSENSE OF HUMORif 
you ask me!



BOOKMARK THIS SITE FOR UNCENSORED COVERAGEWAR SHOCK LATEST:IRAQI TROOPS NOWEATING LIVE BABIES
20th March, 2003 02:30 GMThttp://www.GuluFuture.comBy 
Makup Aniol Shyte, BBCNN 20 March 2003 Iraqi 
troops around the port city of Basra came under sustained fire late Wednesday 
after Allied commanders ordered an early attack to stop Iraqi looting, 
pillaging, raping and cooking of live infants, local sources have stated. 

Advancing allied forces came across makeshift ovens 
in vacated Iraqi positions around the city, which contained the partly cooked 
bodies of babies, said an allied spokesperson speaking on condition of 
anonimity.
"Apparently, they have been without food supplies for weeks now and 
have taken to snatching babies from local women and consuming them in front of 
the mothers beore raping the women," the spokesperson said.Official 
sources are still refusing to confirm the reports, but would not rule them out 
as a trigger for the allied advance. But a military spokesperson did confirm 
that Iraqi soldiers have been looting shops and breaking into homes to steal 
from locals."There comes a point where you have to take action to defend 
the local Iraqi population against intolerable abuses," said Major Slauter 
Hardon of the British 7th Armoured brigade. "We reached that position late on 
Wednesday."
However, he refused to comment on reports that British troops have 
been turning away hordes of Iraqi soldiers who are seeking to surrender to 
allied units."I really cannot confirm that," he said, "but we simply do 
not have the facilities or capability to cater for mass surrenders this early in 
the campaign. Best thing for Iraqi soldiers no longer keen to support this evil 
dictator would be to drop their weapons and go home."
INCUBATORSMeanwhile, American convoys moving towards Umm Qasr 
have reportedly detained a unit of fleeing Iraqi soldiers with incubators likely 
stolen from the local hospital."The incubators still had babies inside," 
said an officer who refused to identify himself to reporters. "At least in the 
last Gulf war they had the decency to remove the babies before stealing the 
incubators. Probably they intended to eat them at some point."According 
to other unnamed sources, Allied advances have been slowed by having to clear 
starving Iraqi soldiers kneeling in the middle of the roads begging food from 
advancing American troops.FLEEING
In late developments, a US military spokesman refused to confirm 
reports that a plane carrying Saddam Hussein had escaped being shot down as the 
toppled dictator fled to Jordan, because he has forced some of the "human 
shield" peace protestors to board the plane with him.
Also, late Wednesday force commanders in the Basra area confirmed 
that they had bombed "command and control" positions which had been cleverly 
disguised as churches, hospitals and civillian housing.According to 
others who have returned from bombing missions, Iraqi psychological warfare 
brigades have taken to dressing themselves up as civillians and lying on the 
ground around strategic villages pretending to have their arms and legs blown 
off."We've been here before you know," one officer told reporters at a 
post raid briefing. "We are not going to fall for such tired old tricks." 
"Bet you the next thing is the Iraqi elite Republican Guard will begin 
shelling and bombing non-military targets in a pathetic effort to incriminate us 
in these types of actions," allegedly said an unnamed local commander, speaking 
on condition of anonymous anonimity, according to unconfirmed 
reports.Notes:  The use of the term 
"allied commanders" means commanders of the forces of countries which have 
allied with each other in this war to liberate Iraq. It is not a cheap trick to 
play off the use of the same term to describe command structures in the Second 
World War.  The use of the words "liberate Iraq" means allow 
democratic structures be established. The issue of the sale of Iraqi natural 
resources and infrastructure to multinational corporations at knockdown prices 
is beyond the mission objectives of Allied commanders.CAUTION:  War fanatical members of the public who 
happen across this report shoud beware that this is in fact a SATIRICAL article. 
 Satire is a form of wry black comedy which relates 
essential truths in an oblique manner. Persons with war-focussed tunnel vision 
have been known to mistake this type of material for factual 
reporting..
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BABIES
20th March, 2003 02:30 GMThttp://www.GuluFuture.comBy 
Makup Aniol Shyte, BBCNN 20 March 2003 Iraqi 
troops around the port city of Basra came under sustained fire late Wednesday 
after Allied commanders ordered an early attack to stop Iraqi looting, 
pillaging, raping and cooking of live 

Re: IRAQI TROOPS NOW EATING LIVE BABIES

2003-03-20 Thread Joseph A. Shearey



Astro,

If this article is a satire and a sick 
piece of humor, then WHY ARE YOU BROADCASTING IT? The Power Hour has been 
seeking the truth by exposing information like this. This will no doubt will be 
placed next to thebaby and the incubator story: both misleading. And here 
you are making their efforts complicated.

I don't care aboutthe disclaimer. 
That one-line disclaimer is insufficient to warn people of this propaganda. But 
it does notice you that "Persons with war-focussed tunnel vision have been known 
to mistake this type of material for factual 
reporting".And if 
you know that there are a certain group of people who will accept this as true, 
WHY ARE YOU FEEDING THEM? Why are you knowingly and intentionally passing 
MISINFORMATION? Do you get a thrill from such 
stories?

Quit passing this garbage on this newslist. 
I have to weed through so many articles as it is and to see this cross my screen 
is appalling. When I read things like this I think it's meant to stir up 
problems. None of us need that.

Regards,

Joe


 Original Message - 

  From: 
  Astro 
  To: The Power Hour 
  Cc: Power Hour Flash 
  Stats 
  Sent: Thursday, March 20, 2003 6:19 
  AM
  Subject: IRAQI TROOPS NOW EATING LIVE 
  BABIES
  
  Note: disclaimer at the bottom of this article says this is a 
  "SATIRE" 
  
  Who ever wrote this has a 
  verySICKSENSE OF HUMORif you ask me!
  
  
  
  BOOKMARK THIS SITE FOR UNCENSORED COVERAGEWAR SHOCK LATEST:IRAQI TROOPS NOWEATING LIVE BABIES
  20th March, 2003 02:30 GMThttp://www.GuluFuture.comBy 
  Makup Aniol Shyte, BBCNN 20 March 2003 Iraqi 
  troops around the port city of Basra came under sustained fire late Wednesday 
  after Allied commanders ordered an early attack to stop Iraqi looting, 
  pillaging, raping and cooking of live infants, local sources have stated. 
  
  Advancing allied forces came across makeshift 
  ovens in vacated Iraqi positions around the city, which contained the partly 
  cooked bodies of babies, said an allied spokesperson speaking on condition of 
  anonimity.
  "Apparently, they have been without food supplies for weeks now and 
  have taken to snatching babies from local women and consuming them in front of 
  the mothers beore raping the women," the spokesperson said.Official 
  sources are still refusing to confirm the reports, but would not rule them out 
  as a trigger for the allied advance. But a military spokesperson did confirm 
  that Iraqi soldiers have been looting shops and breaking into homes to steal 
  from locals."There comes a point where you have to take action to 
  defend the local Iraqi population against intolerable abuses," said Major 
  Slauter Hardon of the British 7th Armoured brigade. "We reached that position 
  late on Wednesday."
  However, he refused to comment on reports that British troops have 
  been turning away hordes of Iraqi soldiers who are seeking to surrender to 
  allied units."I really cannot confirm that," he said, "but we simply 
  do not have the facilities or capability to cater for mass surrenders this 
  early in the campaign. Best thing for Iraqi soldiers no longer keen to support 
  this evil dictator would be to drop their weapons and go home."
  INCUBATORSMeanwhile, American convoys moving towards Umm 
  Qasr have reportedly detained a unit of fleeing Iraqi soldiers with incubators 
  likely stolen from the local hospital."The incubators still had babies 
  inside," said an officer who refused to identify himself to reporters. "At 
  least in the last Gulf war they had the decency to remove the babies before 
  stealing the incubators. Probably they intended to eat them at some 
  point."According to other unnamed sources, Allied advances have been 
  slowed by having to clear starving Iraqi soldiers kneeling in the middle of 
  the roads begging food from advancing American 
  troops.FLEEING
  In late developments, a US military spokesman refused to confirm 
  reports that a plane carrying Saddam Hussein had escaped being shot down as 
  the toppled dictator fled to Jordan, because he has forced some of the "human 
  shield" peace protestors to board the plane with him.
  Also, late Wednesday force commanders in the Basra area confirmed 
  that they had bombed "command and control" positions which had been cleverly 
  disguised as churches, hospitals and civillian housing.According to 
  others who have returned from bombing missions, Iraqi psychological warfare 
  brigades have taken to dressing themselves up as civillians and lying on the 
  ground around strategic villages pretending to have their arms and legs blown 
  off."We've been here before you know," one officer told reporters at a 
  post raid briefing. "We are not going to fall for such tired old tricks." 
  "Bet you the next thing is the Iraqi elite Republican Guard will begin 
  sh