[TruthTalk] Osama at the Pearly Gates
OSAMA AT THE PEARLY GATES: After his death, Osama bin Laden went to the pearly gates. There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him Across the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed." James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a long cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!". These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim terrorist leader. As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept in pain and said to the Angel, "This is not what you Promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven. What did you think I said?"
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Like,really, it totally cracked me up! I guess you never heard of the 72 virgins? Or you never heard of our Founding Fathers from Virginia? (Or Canadians have no sense of humor? Surely not.) Izzy From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Lance Muir Sent: Thursday, August 12, 2004 2:27 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: [TruthTalk] Osama at the Pearly Gates Linda: I hope he said that you people have a 'like' totally wierd sense of humour (Cdn sp) eh?? I, for one, do not find this funny. Lance - Original Message - From: ShieldsFamily To: ShieldsFamily Sent: August 12, 2004 14:16 Subject: [TruthTalk] Osama at the Pearly Gates OSAMA AT THE PEARLY GATES: After his death, Osama bin Laden went to the pearly gates. There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him Across the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed." James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a long cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!". These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim terrorist leader. As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept in pain and said to the Angel, "This is not what you Promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven. What did you think I said?"
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Lance Muir wrote: Linda: I hope he said that you people have a 'like' totally wierd sense of humour (Cdn sp) eh?? I, for one, do not find this funny. Lance Hey, Lance. Good to see that you didn't skip out with your friends. We like having you aroubd, even if you can't understand a play on words. Terry
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In a message dated 8/12/2004 1:49:26 PM Pacific Daylight Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Linda: I hope he said that you people have a 'like' totally wierd sense of humour (Cdn sp) eh?? I, for one, do not find this funny. Lance Actually, I laughed for about 20 minutes. Lance, my man, you been taking those serious pills again brother John If you are serious -- maybe you should clarify and specify.
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I find it interesting that our country trained this man to do what he does. --Marlin From the October 2001 Idaho Observer: Osama bin CIA? by Hari Heath "As our nation rallies to condemn our latest made for TV enemy, the terrorist Osama bin Laden, do we really know who this guy is? In 1986, he helped build the Khost tunnel complex, that the CIA was funding as a major arms storage depot, training facility and medical center for the Mujaheddin, deep under the mountains close to the Pakistan border. For the first time in Khost he set up his own training camp for Arab Afghans, who now increasingly saw this lanky, wealthy and charismatic Saudi as their leader. " http://proliberty.com/observer/20011005.htm
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In a message dated 8/12/2004 10:48:24 PM Pacific Daylight Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: I find it interesting that our country trained this man to do what he does. --Marlin From the October 2001 Idaho Observer: Osama bin CIA? by Hari Heath "As our nation rallies to condemn our latest made for TV enemy, the âterroristâ Osama bin Laden, do we really know who this guy is? In 1986, he helped build the Khost tunnel complex, that the CIA was funding as a major arms storage depot, training facility and medical center for the Mujaheddin, deep under the mountains close to the Pakistan border. For the first time in Khost he set up his own training camp for Arab Afghans, who now increasingly saw this lanky, wealthy and charismatic Saudi as their leader. " http://proliberty.com/observer/20011005.htm Yep -- he fooled us all, apparently. Maybe that is why Clinton did nothing about him in spite of the fact that he attacked our people 8 times in those eight years. JDsmithson
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ï See http//antiliberty.com...says who??why should we not believe, like so many of us, that he changed his views over time? - Original Message - From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: August 13, 2004 03:16 Subject: Re: [TruthTalk] Osama at the Pearly Gates In a message dated 8/12/2004 10:48:24 PM Pacific Daylight Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: I find it interesting that our country trained this man to do what he does. --MarlinFrom the October 2001 Idaho Observer: Osama bin CIA? by Hari Heath "As our nation rallies to condemn our latest made for TV enemy, the âterroristâ Osama bin Laden, do we really know who this guy is? In 1986, he helped build the Khost tunnel complex, that the CIA was funding as a major arms storage depot, training facility and medical center for the Mujaheddin, deep under the mountains close to the Pakistan border. For the first time in Khost he set up his own training camp for Arab Afghans, who now increasingly saw this lanky, wealthy and charismatic Saudi as their leader. "http://proliberty.com/observer/20011005.htmYep -- he fooled us all, apparently. Maybe that is why Clinton did nothing about him in spite of the fact that he attacked our people 8 times in those eight years. JDsmithson
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Yes, I do understand a play on words. My hamster laughed for 25 minutes. Should this man be brought to justice? He should! Might this justice entail his death? It may! Is his 'giving an account before God' funny? No! Why do I think that 'humour' is not the operative word when it comes to 'judgment'? I think that people can play the rest of this line of thought out on their own. - Original Message - From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: August 12, 2004 20:02 Subject: Re: [TruthTalk] Osama at the Pearly Gates In a message dated 8/12/2004 1:49:26 PM Pacific Daylight Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Linda: I hope he said that you people have a 'like' totally wierd sense of humour (Cdn sp) eh?? I, for one, do not find this funny. LanceActually, I laughed for about 20 minutes. Lance, my man, you been taking those serious pills again brother JohnIf you are serious -- maybe you should clarify and specify.
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In a message dated 8/13/2004 3:32:33 AM Pacific Daylight Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Yes, I do understand a play on words. My hamster laughed for 25 minutes. Should this man be brought to justice? He should! Might this justice entail his death? It may! Is his 'giving an account before God' funny? No! Why do I think that 'humour' is not the operative word when it comes to 'judgment'? I think that people can play the rest of this line of thought out on their own. Apparently, this is not for me to understand.. JoDaSmithson
