RE: [UC] Wanted: exploding trash can

2005-03-03 Thread Jonathan Cass
Title: Wanted: exploding trash can



Give 
John Fenton a call at UCD.  I heard that they were working on a similar 
device.
Jonathan A. Cass -Original Message-From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Kyle 
CassidySent: Thursday, March 03, 2005 10:32 AMTo: 
University City ListSubject: [UC] Wanted: exploding trash 
can

  Despite my clever security lights, last night someone swiped 
  my only remaining trash can. It's green, it has my address on the side in big 
  white letters. I used to have four, now I have none. True, the last two times 
  it's been stolen I've found it a week later filled with someone elses garbage 
  a block away and had to haul it back to my place filled with construction 
  debris, but it's irritating.
  I'd like to replace it with a dummy trash can which will 
  detonate an exploding dye and perfume  bomb if lifted from the ground, 
  covering the thief with a mixture of brightly colored orange paint and a half 
  gallon of Old Spice in the way that banks identify robbers with booby trapped 
  bags of loot. Also, if this were connected to a web-cam I could post photos of 
  the thief for purposes of public ridicule. If anyone knows where I can order 
  one of these anti-personel sanitation devices, let me know. 
  First the yuppies move in, then they start collecting trash 
  cans, pretty soon they'll be digging up my tulip bulbs. 
  Kc 


RE: [UC] Wanted: exploding trash can

2005-03-03 Thread J. Matthew Wolfe
Title: Wanted: exploding trash can



Dear 
Kyle:
 
You 
have tulip bulbs?  What's the address?
 
Sincerely,
 
Matt

  -Original Message-From: 
  [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On 
  Behalf Of Kyle CassidySent: Thursday, March 03, 2005 10:32 
  AMTo: University City ListSubject: [UC] Wanted: 
  exploding trash can
  Despite my clever security lights, last night someone swiped 
  my only remaining trash can. It's green, it has my address on the side in big 
  white letters. I used to have four, now I have none. True, the last two times 
  it's been stolen I've found it a week later filled with someone elses garbage 
  a block away and had to haul it back to my place filled with construction 
  debris, but it's irritating.
  I'd like to replace it with a dummy trash can which will 
  detonate an exploding dye and perfume  bomb if lifted from the ground, 
  covering the thief with a mixture of brightly colored orange paint and a half 
  gallon of Old Spice in the way that banks identify robbers with booby trapped 
  bags of loot. Also, if this were connected to a web-cam I could post photos of 
  the thief for purposes of public ridicule. If anyone knows where I can order 
  one of these anti-personel sanitation devices, let me know. 
  First the yuppies move in, then they start collecting trash 
  cans, pretty soon they'll be digging up my tulip bulbs. 
  Kc