Re: Don Good Census Joke
Census Taker. We're trying to find out how many people there are in USA.' 'You're wasting your time here, said Don, I have no idea.' -- He first asked me if I had any ID. I said, About what? Don Check Point Chickie Good ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Don Good Census Joke
Don Good was sitting on his porch, when this man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand. 'What can I do for you?' Don politely asked. 'Are you selling something?' 'No, sir, I'm not. I'm a Census Taker.' 'A what?' 'A Census Taker. We're trying to find out how many people there are in USA.' 'You're wasting your time here, said Don, I have no idea.' -- Ken Anderson The Mayberry Guru 2906 May Street Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701 www.themayberryguru.com www.mayberryreflections.com ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
RE: A census joke
I like a good census joke. Don Crabby Good ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
A census joke
One day Aunt Bee was home by herself when she heard a knock at the front door. She opened it to find a stranger holding a clipboard. Good morning, madam, he said. I'm from the census bureau. With pen in hand, he started to fill out a census form, asking, How old are you, Miss Taylor? Aunt Bee replied, Well, I never! That's none of your business! The census man persisted, saying, This is an official document, madam. I have to write down SOMETHING. She then asked, Have you been to see my friend Mary Hill and her twin sister Mabel? He said that he had not, but he was planning to call on them later that same day. So Aunt Bee told him, Mary and Mabel and I were all born in the same year, and that's all I'm going to tell you. Now skedaddle! Very well, madam, he said, and then in the space marked age he wrote As Old As The Hills. Paul Mulik ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
census
According to my mother's recollection, census takers just came to your door and took your word for whatever you told them. So we can't put too very much stock in some of them before the 1950s I guess. Aunt Bee of Orlando ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Census
Hey, Mayberry friends. Man, I have been missing the digest this week. The Census Bureau called me to come to work for a few months and that means I'm missing my daily dose of TAGS. Meanwhile, I'm watching the incoming list of questionnaires to make sure I get any that come from Mayberry, NC. I want to make sure our Mayberry citizens get all the government funds they're entitled to. Andy and Barn' may need some money for new cots, guns,etc. Maybe even a new Sam Browne belt. Larry in Lincolnton Deputy, you got that, a Sam Browne Belt..Mr. Somerset ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
