Subject: (313) WANTED - Derek "The Player" Plaslaiko
Date: 8 Oct 2002 13:43:08 +0200
We are desperately trying to find this man who on the 7th of October (well
actually 8th since it was around 4:32am) was last seen trying to pack down
a
certain mr hawtins equipment while balancing a
That'd be a great title if he ever got around to doing a mix CD
"It takes a nation of pacifist, socialist Swedes to hold us back"
-Original Message-
From: Kent williams [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, October 08, 2002 10:21 AM
To: 313 list
Subject: RE: (313) WANT
A Heartwarming Derek "The Player" Plaslaiko story:
A few years back he played in Iowa City on a Friday and stayed until Sunday
to save us a bunch of money on his plane ticket. On Saturday we asked him
what he wanted to do, and he said "Play Pool."
Now I suck at pool. I figured Derek was into it,
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Sent: Tuesday, October 08, 2002 7:43 AM
To: 313@hyperreal.org
Subject: (313) WANTED - Derek "The Player" Plaslaiko
We are desperately trying to find this man who on the 7th of October (well
actually 8th since it was around 4:32am) was last seen tryi
"The Player" in question has a weakness. Like Superman is to Kryptonite, is
a substance known as Shoutgun Willie's Hot Sauce is to "The Player". Apply
liberally on said "Player", and find him flail about and rendered useless.
This insider information brought to you from field agent information
a
Please, Derek -
Stop this insanity now. There's a nice order of chicken rings waiting
for you if you just give it up. Just think, no more slogging flight
cases and getting teased about eating snake.
Do it for the children, Derek.
bvl
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> We are desperately trying to find this man who on the
We are desperately trying to find this man who on the 7th of October (well
actually 8th since it was around 4:32am) was last seen trying to pack down a
certain mr hawtins equipment while balancing a bottle of sambuca on his
head.
He is a suspect of these following crimes:
* Harass
