Please, Derek -
Stop this insanity now. There's a nice order of chicken rings waiting
for you if you just give it up. Just think, no more slogging flight
cases and getting teased about eating snake.
Do it for the children, Derek.
bvl
We are desperately trying to find this man who on the
The Player in question has a weakness. Like Superman is to Kryptonite, is
a substance known as Shoutgun Willie's Hot Sauce is to The Player. Apply
liberally on said Player, and find him flail about and rendered useless.
This insider information brought to you from field agent information
He's easily lured in by the prospect of rare Radiohead B-Sides and anything
obscure by Death Cab For Cutie. I'd try playing something on a PA and he'll
come out from where ever he is hiding. Most likely with a gun and a pack of
sandwhiches.
-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
A Heartwarming Derek The Player Plaslaiko story:
A few years back he played in Iowa City on a Friday and stayed until Sunday
to save us a bunch of money on his plane ticket. On Saturday we asked him
what he wanted to do, and he said Play Pool.
Now I suck at pool. I figured Derek was into it, and
That'd be a great title if he ever got around to doing a mix CD
It takes a nation of pacifist, socialist Swedes to hold us back
-Original Message-
From: Kent williams [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, October 08, 2002 10:21 AM
To: 313 list
Subject: RE: (313) WANTED - Derek
last time derek was in iowa i took him out for mexican food before his set.
this guy ate a 1 pound burrito with hot sauce, went back to his hotel and
was curled up in the feetle position for half hour. cheep mexican food =
bait.
ryan
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