Re: The Choice Before Us

2003-02-14 Thread Maureen
At 12:22 AM 2/15/03, Kevin wrote: >Wow. That was nice piece of leftist propaganda...where can I get more! Words of peace are always labeled propaganda by those who benefit from war. ~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_

ceiling fan update?

2003-02-14 Thread jonhall
Hope everyone's ceiling fan's came through valentine's day ok... ;-) -- mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.c

Re: The Choice Before Us

2003-02-14 Thread Kevin Schmidt
Wow. That was nice piece of leftist propaganda...where can I get more! - Original Message - From: "Maureen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 10:14 PM Subject: The Choice Before Us > The Choice Before Us > Starhawk > > Somewhere

The Choice Before Us

2003-02-14 Thread Maureen
The Choice Before Us Starhawk Somewhere tonight in Iraq, a small girl lies sleeping who in a few weeks may be a lump of scorched flesh buried under concrete. On a basketball court somewhere in the United States a young man lands a jump shot, who in a few weeks may have no legs, or eyes, or have

A Hallmark E-Card from Beth, Kavik And Toklat

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Re: Nkorea Wonders How to Attract US Military Action

2003-02-14 Thread Todd
The second soldier from the right should have gone before they left the base. - Original Message - From: "Angel Stewart" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 8:11 AM Subject: Nkorea Wonders How to Attract US Military Action > N Korea

RE: Lou/lex cfug

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Doom
Me. A number of book givaways, including the CFMX Advanced dev guide. I have two new days without laundry (more commonly known as t-shirts). We made requests for what we'd like to learn, especially CFCs, XML, and Flash Remoting. If you are interested in specific topics, I'd email Rick Hogue soo

RE: Lou/lex cfug

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Doom
Your Jeep is /missing/? I hope you mean that in the same way I mean that I was unconcious for hours last night -- Ben Doom Programmer & General Lackey Moonbow Software, Inc : -Original Message- : From: Nick McClure [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] : Sent: Friday, February 14, 200

Re: Lou/lex cfug

2003-02-14 Thread Jeff Garza
I could see how making the trip would be difficult when your jeep is missing... ;-) - Original Message - From: "Nick McClure" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 3:38 PM Subject: RE: Lou/lex cfug Don't know, My Jeep is missing and I

RE: Lou/lex cfug

2003-02-14 Thread Nick McClure
Don't know, My Jeep is missing and I didn't want to attempt the drive to Louisville. > -Original Message- > From: Stephenie Hamilton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 4:27 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Lou/lex cfug > > Ok so I was ill yesterday afternoon, mis

Lou/lex cfug

2003-02-14 Thread Stephenie Hamilton
Ok so I was ill yesterday afternoon, missed 3 hours of work and didn't make it to the cfug... Did I miss anything exciting? ~~ Stephenie Hamilton Macromedia Certified ColdFusion Professional CFXHosting --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.g

Re: American Conquest

2003-02-14 Thread bill
well its pretty good i like the animations like when a rifle guy shoots you see him put the rifle down and put in more powder and use the ram rod and everything. Very kewl - Original Message - From: "Angel Stewart" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, Feb

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread bbraver
Guess what - we keep finding new ways to have fun! (and practicing the old ones ). Here's a Valentine's Day wish for many more fun years for you and yours and for me and mine :-) -Ben > Hell my I have been married to mine for 9 years and we are just learning how > to have fun :) > > -Origi

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread healdt
Hell my I have been married to mine for 9 years and we are just learning how to have fun :) -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 2:48 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Valentine's Day Marlon, my wife and I have been married

Re: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread bbraver
Marlon, my wife and I have been married 28 years and we still "just have fun" -Ben > Meaningful gift...nope, that's not me. It really is meant for the > humor factor. My wife and I shot past the meaningful, mushy stuff about > 10 years ago. Now we just have fun :) > > BTW, it takes ta

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Angel Stewart
ROFLMAO!! Go Maureen! Hahahaha! -Gel -Original Message- From: Maureen [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Rose are red, mountains are steep Sex would be fun, but your poems make me sleep ~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.

RE: American Conquest

2003-02-14 Thread Angel Stewart
Never tried any of these actually.. Are the graphics good? Remember..I'm a graphics whore.. ^_^ I don't know how I got that way..but a game has to have good graphics in order for me to enjoy playing it. I've just come to expect great graphics for my money now. -Gel -Original Message-

Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Braver
Patrick- resend? As in doing it twice for Valentine's Day? hey, go for it dude!! ;-) -Ben ~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method

Re: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Marlon Moyer
Meaningful gift...nope, that's not me. It really is meant for the humor factor. My wife and I shot past the meaningful, mushy stuff about 10 years ago. Now we just have fun :) BTW, it takes talent to make a purposefully bad poem, so I wouldn't take offense to my request. Marlon >: ---

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread HarkinPA
This is a resend... My apologies to those who may have gotten the first... Your beautiful smile sets my poor heart a-thumpin and gets me in the mood for some serious humpin Patrick >-Original Message- >From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] >Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 1

Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Braver
do not "miss" with Jimmy Hoffa? are you saying he was gay or something?? y'know what they found when they cracked open Tammy Fae Baker's makeup? Jimmy Hoffa!! -Ben ~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?for

Re: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread jacob
Roses are red Seven astronauts are dead Do not miss with Jimmy Hoffa Or you wake up with a horse's head At 06:43 PM 2/14/2003 +, you wrote: >Roses are red, >canyons are rugged > >you might wake up >when you find you are hugged > >-Ben >:-) > > > At 11:59 AM 2/14/03, Marlon wrote: > > > > >Rose

Re: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread bbraver
Roses are red, canyons are rugged you might wake up when you find you are hugged -Ben :-) > At 11:59 AM 2/14/03, Marlon wrote: > > >Roses are red, Violets aren't pink, > >I'm writing this poem, be warned it might stink. > > Rose are red, mountains are steep > Sex would be fun, but your poems m

Re: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Maureen
At 11:59 AM 2/14/03, Marlon wrote: >Roses are red, Violets aren't pink, >I'm writing this poem, be warned it might stink. Rose are red, mountains are steep Sex would be fun, but your poems make me sleep ~| Archives: http://www.

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread bbraver
V- and hope she doesn't impose a UNIQUE constraint ;-) -BB P.S. y'know why priests aren't supposed to have sex with parishoners? 'cause that would violate reverential integrity! > BB, > > It better be MY primary key and not a foreign key! > > -V > > -Original Message- > From: Ben Br

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread bbraver
Thanks for the compliment, Tim But glad I'm not into fishing . BTW it's been said about quiet people "still waters run deep". In my case, it's white-water rapids - fast, foaming, and barely-concealed rocks! :-) -Ben > Ben, man you are the master. > > -Original Message- > From: Ben Bra

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Vinny DiDonato
BB, It better be MY primary key and not a foreign key! -V -Original Message- From: Ben Braver [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 12:22 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Valentine's Day V- re INNER JOIN - hope she puts a constraint on your primary key! -Ben ~~~

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Vinny DiDonato
Your eyes shine like newly-made glass, When you come near me, I wanna smack that a. -V -Original Message- From: Candace Cottrell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 01:17 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Valentine's Day You love is a symphony, led by the flut

Nkorea Wonders How to Attract US Military Action

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Braver
Gel- the NKorea piece is terrific! -Ben ~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Signup for the Fusion Authorit

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread healdt
Ben, man you are the master. -Original Message- From: Ben Braver [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 12:22 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Valentine's Day V- re INNER JOIN - hope she puts a constraint on your primary key! -Ben

Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Braver
V- re INNER JOIN - hope she puts a constraint on your primary key! -Ben ~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&foru

Re: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Candace Cottrell
You love is a symphony, led by the flutes And when you lick your lips, I wanna knock dem boots Candace K. Cottrell, Web Developer The Children's Medical Center One Children's Plaza Dayton, OH 45404 937-641-4293 http://www.childrensdayton.org [EMAIL PROTECTED] ~~~

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread HarkinPA
Your beautiful smile sets my poor heart a-thumpin and gets me in the mood for some serious humpin >-Original Message- >From: Ben Braver [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] >Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 11:53 AM >To: CF-Community >Subject: Valentine's Day > > >Jacob - >or, a more direct version,

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Vinny DiDonato
Beat ya to it. ;) -V -Original Message- From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 01:05 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Valentine's Day I know there's a joke about a full inner join here somewhere -- Ben Doom Programmer & General Lackey M

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Doom
I know there's a joke about a full inner join here somewhere -- Ben Doom Programmer & General Lackey Moonbow Software, Inc : -Original Message- : From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] : Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 12:55 PM : To: CF-Community : Subject: RE: V

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Vinny DiDonato
Nah, it'd probably be an INNER JOIN. -V -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 12:55 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Valentine's Day Would "doing it again" on Valentine's Day be a SQL Union ?? ;-) -Ben > Nice, very nice

Re: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread jacob
This reminds me of Andrew Dice Clay's dirty nursery rythmes... At 12:52 PM 2/14/2003 -0400, you wrote: >Jacob - >or, a more direct version, >with the correct number of syllables: > >Roses are red, >The grass is green, >I love your legs, >and what's in between. > > > >-Ben > ~~

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread bbraver
Would "doing it again" on Valentine's Day be a SQL Union ?? ;-) -Ben > Nice, very nice. > > -Original Message- > From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 12:47 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: Valentine's Day > > > roses are Red, Violets are Blue

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread healdt
Nice, very nice. -Original Message- From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 12:47 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Valentine's Day roses are Red, Violets are Blue iif(you.love(me)){var us=merge(you, me)}; -- Ben Doom Programmer & General Lackey

American Conquest

2003-02-14 Thread bill
So who has american conquest and what do they think about it? I had cossacks and got tired of it quickly because it was too damn clumsy to manage the units but AC seems a bit better. I have enjoyed playing the missions so far and the game is fun it is a little annoying to have to make 7000 peasa

Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Braver
Jacob - or, a more direct version, with the correct number of syllables: Roses are red, The grass is green, I love your legs, and what's in between. -Ben ~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Su

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Doom
roses are Red, Violets are Blue iif(you.love(me)){var us=merge(you, me)}; -- Ben Doom Programmer & General Lackey Moonbow Software, Inc : -Original Message- : From: Marlon Moyer [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] : Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 12:00 PM : To: CF-Community : Subject: V

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Doom
It's okay. I was in MN at the time -- they're a bit more open minded about things like that. -- Ben Doom Programmer & General Lackey Moonbow Software, Inc : -Original Message- : From: Ben Braver [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] : Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 11:41 AM : To: CF-Comm

Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Braver
BenD - re perjury - isn't that still illegal in Kentucky?? ;-) -Ben ~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5

Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Braver
re: BenD's ouch. no no, dear, I didn't ask for a blue job! -BenB ~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Ge

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Doom
As long as he's not taking credit for our work, I don't see a problem. If his goal is humor rather than something serious, we're the perfect bunch for the job. If he wants to sleep on the sofa tonight, that's his business. :-) -- Ben Doom Programmer & General Lackey Moonbow Software, I

Re: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread jacob
Rose are red, The grass is green, I love you legs, But, can I see what's in between... At 11:15 AM 2/14/2003 -0600, you wrote: >Roses are red, Violets aren't pink, >I'm writing this poem, be warned it might stink. > >I want to express my love for you, >The best I can say - it's like sticky glue. >

My New Puppy

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Braver
LOL look in the mirror, Punawan, you will see your Doom :-) > Yeah, but I'm a usurper. :-) > > Viva la revolution! > > > -- Ben Doom > Programmer & General Lackey > Moonbow Software, Inc > > : -Original Message- > : From: Ben Braver [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > : Sent: M

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Kevin Graeme
Let me get this straight. You want to write a poem to make a meaningful personal valantine gift, but you don't know how. You want to make it a really bad poem, and so you come ask us? Umm...does anyone else here feel like we've been insulted? =) And shouldn't the gift come from you? Seems to me t

Re: Access to Oracle

2003-02-14 Thread Deanna Schneider
Actually, I like Oracle. I have a lot of fun with it. I'm sick. I know. -d - Original Message - From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 11:16 AM Subject: RE: Access to Oracle > Hey thanks for that BTW just what I needed :) > > Tim

Re: Access to Oracle

2003-02-14 Thread Deanna Schneider
Ah, yes. If you're doing it that way, then you have to resort to stored procs that will insert your data with the trigger and return your stuff back to CF. Big PITA. Have fn. -d - Original Message - From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, Feb

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Doom
Roses are red, Violets are Blue As will be my balls if I don't get with you. -- Ben Doom Programmer & General Lackey Moonbow Software, Inc : -Original Message- : From: Ben Braver [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] : Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 11:17 AM : To: CF-Community : Subje

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Doom
The day that I knew that we'd hear wedding bells Was the day I found out that you don't mind weird smells. -- Ben Doom Programmer & General Lackey Moonbow Software, Inc : -Original Message- : From: Marlon Moyer [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] : Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 12:08 P

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Doom
Him: "It's Valentine's Day, so get in my truck Let's drive back to the house, get in bed and " Her: "What a shmuck!" -- Ben Doom Programmer & General Lackey Moonbow Software, Inc : -Original Message- : From: Matthew Small [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] : Sent: Friday, Febr

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Doom
I actually gave a girl a poem which contained the lines (paraphrased from memory of about 3 years ago) My love for you is warm and gentle, yet roaring and powerful Like a cute fuzzy bunny on a big-ass Harley. You bring out my sweet side and make me warm and squishy Like the Hershey bar you

RE: Access to Oracle

2003-02-14 Thread healdt
Hey thanks for that BTW just what I needed :) Tim Oh and I hate oracle more than. h well a lot of stuff. It sucks. Bad, Bad oracle. -Original Message- From: Deanna Schneider [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 12:03 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Access

news

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Braver
re: Iraqi Chaldean Christians - was very surprised to hear that Tariq Aziz, v.p. of Iraq, is one. Whoa! -Ben ~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lis

Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Braver
Valentine's Day poem: really bad (or good, depending on your outlook and relationship ) Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a huge h*rd *n for you! Hey, hearts _are_ the theme for Valentine's Day, and puns _are_ phonetic :-) ~~~

RE: Access to Oracle

2003-02-14 Thread healdt
Hehe convince the State department that its better and I am all for it. Unfortunately many of our intra and internet apps also have VB and Delphi front ends that need to have the sequences. PITA Tim -Original Message- From: Deanna Schneider [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, Febru

replicators

2003-02-14 Thread SMR
anyone know of a usb port replicator that has a built in modem ? ~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Your

Re: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Deanna Schneider
Roses are red, Violets aren't pink, I'm writing this poem, be warned it might stink. I want to express my love for you, The best I can say - it's like sticky glue. - Original Message - From: "Marlon Moyer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, February

news

2003-02-14 Thread healdt
Mexican Authorities Detain Iraqi Citizens at Border Foxnews.com ^ | Feb.13, 2003 | AP TIJUANA, Mexico - Mexican authorities have detained six Iraqi citizens who they believe intended to cross into the United States from Tijuana. The five men and one woman claimed to be German citizens wh

Access to Oracle

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Braver
re: triggers Was Roy Rogers an SQL programmer? He _did_ name his horse Trigger, y'know! ;-) -Ben ~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Matthew Small
It's Valentine's Day, so get in my truck Let's drive back to the house, get into bed and Ugh that's bad. Matthew Small IT Supervisor Showstopper National Dance Competitions 3660 Old Kings Hwy Murrells Inlet, SC 29576 843-357-1847 http://www.showstopperonline.com -Original Message-

Re: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Marlon Moyer
oh man, this is going to be good... ,Patrick wrote: >Since the first day I met you I've never looked back, >Because my dear love - you're so good in the sack! > > > >>-Original Message- >>From: Marlon Moyer [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] >>Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 12:00 PM >>To: CF-

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread healdt
I love write code and to quote you this ode Showing why I am not a poet, Though by now you surely know it -Original Message- From: Marlon Moyer [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 12:00 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Valentine's Day Hey everyone, I had a flash of br

Re: Access to Oracle

2003-02-14 Thread ksuh
Oh, delicious sequences. They make handling surrogate key so much easier - Original Message - From: Deanna Schneider <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: Friday, February 14, 2003 10:02 am Subject: Re: Access to Oracle > Hey Timothy, > There's an "Oracle Migration Workbench" that can be used to

RE: Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread HarkinPA
Since the first day I met you I've never looked back, Because my dear love - you're so good in the sack! >-Original Message- >From: Marlon Moyer [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] >Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 12:00 PM >To: CF-Community >Subject: Valentine's Day > > >Hey everyone, >Anyway if y

Valentine's Day

2003-02-14 Thread Marlon Moyer
Hey everyone, I had a flash of brilliancy today. I decided to write a poem for my wife for Valentine's day. The catch is that I want it to be truly horrible. I'm titling it "My Valentine's Poem, a.k.a Why Programmers are not Poets" So, why am I telling you this? I want your help.

Re: Access to Oracle

2003-02-14 Thread Deanna Schneider
Hey Timothy, There's an "Oracle Migration Workbench" that can be used to import Access to Oracle. I don't know if it handles writing the triggers for you, but it's pretty simple. Actually, I don't use triggers much anymore for auto-incrementing ids. The reason is that it's not reliable to do the o

Medical Benny-isms

2003-02-14 Thread bbraver
Pun warning - Bunch of Benny bloody bad medical questions and comments: Why is your thyroid in your neck? Shouldn't your pituitary be under your arm? How come female sterilization is called a tubal ligation? That should be male. If they did it to a lawyer, would it be tubal litigation? And how

Re: Ever wonder how much

2003-02-14 Thread jacob
Some one with too much time on his hands...LOL At 11:41 AM 2/14/2003 -0500, you wrote: >Is inside various items? > >http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/howmuchinside.html > >Find out for yourself! > >I like the one about how many 76 gas station antenae balls fit in the >Chevy Trailblazer > > >~~ >Steph

Re: C&C Generals

2003-02-14 Thread bill
EA will continue to make games for C&C i read somewhere which i would also think is the case anyway because of the people who like the C&C universe - Original Message - From: "Angel Stewart" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 11:21

Re: C&C Generals

2003-02-14 Thread bill
Ea has owned westwood for awhile now. even this game made no mention to WWS at all in it :) But C&C is too profitable to not keep making games in the universe - Original Message - From: <"Smith>; > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 11:11 AM Subject: RE:

French Villains on the Way

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Braver
Patrick- The Guardian story on replacing British villians with French ones was great. I really liked the phrase "Axis of Weasels". Serious question: y'know why the inspectors will not find significant WMD stocks in Iraq? Because they sent them to Libya and Sudan to hide them from the inspectors.

Ever wonder how much

2003-02-14 Thread Stephenie Hamilton
Is inside various items? http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/howmuchinside.html Find out for yourself! I like the one about how many 76 gas station antenae balls fit in the Chevy Trailblazer ~~ Stephenie Hamilton Macromedia Certified ColdFusion Professional CFXHosting --- Outgoing mail is certi

CF-Platinum Card

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Braver
Bill, you said that PDF books "they suck too damn hard" to read - yeah, guess that would be kind of distracting!! -Ben ~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion

CF-Platinum Card

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Braver
"easier to loose your place. " Must be very useful - would hate to have too tight a place, as big as I am! ;-) -Ben ~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com

CF-Platinum Card

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Braver
Matthew- re: 1st and 2nd worst customer services - totally agree with you. magazine - total incompetents. And I hate Compaq so much I sold my old laptop and my iPaq on eBay. -Ben ~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/i

Access to Oracle

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Braver
Tim, re: migrating Access to Oracle, check this out: http://otn.oracle.com/tech/migration/focusareas/access.html -Ben ~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.

FW:

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Braver
ROFL Ya had me Gawain there for a minute . If you marry a witch, make sure you have a spell checker! ;-) -Ben ~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_l

Access to Oracle

2003-02-14 Thread healdt
Hi, Wondering if anyone knows an easy way to upsize an Access db to Oracle? I mean, man is this looking like it's going to be a pain, triggers, and constraints and all will have to be totally written from scratch. What kind of db doesn't have a field that doesn't auto-increment damnit. :) Tim

RE: C&C Generals

2003-02-14 Thread Angel Stewart
Westwood was closed yup. So yes..CnC is their last game. -Gel -Original Message- From: "Smith [mailto:"Smith] Actually, I think Westwood just got bought out and will be shut down in a bit. I think generals will be their last game. It was somewhere in this months pc gamer. Matt ~~~

RE: C&C Generals

2003-02-14 Thread Matthew.P.Smith
>> too but i'm sure we'll see more of them Actually, I think Westwood just got bought out and will be shut down in a bit. I think generals will be their last game. It was somewhere in this months pc gamer. Matt -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sen

Re: Is America Evil? Switzerland Ideal?

2003-02-14 Thread Kevin Schmidt
I don't like the Swiss.they put holes in my cheese! - Original Message - From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED] (Bill Wheatley)> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 9:10 AM Subject: Re: Is America Evil? Switzerland Ideal? > bah i hate everyone equally :) > > > >

RE: How to Bathe a cat

2003-02-14 Thread Mark Smyth
i'm not really fond of cats, can i come round and give it a go? -Original Message- From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: 14 February 2003 15:29 To: CF-Community Subject: RE: How to Bathe a cat One of our cats prefers to drink from the toilet. In order to discourage him, every

RE: How to Bathe a cat

2003-02-14 Thread Ben Doom
One of our cats prefers to drink from the toilet. In order to discourage him, every so often, as he leans in for a drink, my dad pushes him in. He still hasn't seemed to learn... -- Ben Doom Programmer & General Lackey Moonbow Software, Inc : -Original Message- : From: Angel S

RE: How to Bathe a cat

2003-02-14 Thread Steve Green
Omg ... ROFLMAO ... The whole department is pissin themselves here :) SteG. -Original Message- From: Angel Stewart [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: 14 February 2003 13:09 To: CF-Community Subject: How to Bathe a cat HOW TO BATHE A CAT > === > > 1. Thoroughly clean toilet

Re: CF-Platinum Card

2003-02-14 Thread bill
Yea that is the worst kinda pdf. Its just a PITA to read pdfs especially those type - Original Message - From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 9:39 AM Subject: RE: CF-Platinum Card They did even worse than just a PDF file. They

Re: Is America Evil? Switzerland Ideal?

2003-02-14 Thread bill
bah i hate everyone equally :) - Original Message - From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 9:33 AM Subject: RE: Is America Evil? Switzerland Ideal? Wow, Bill hatein on the Swiss. You ok man? hehe Tim -Original Message---

Re: Is America Evil? Switzerland Ideal?

2003-02-14 Thread bill
I agree whole heartedly americans are boneheads :) - Original Message - From: "Andre Turrettini" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 9:31 AM Subject: RE: Is America Evil? Switzerland Ideal? But Bill, to call the swiss bone heads for n

RE: CF-Platinum Card

2003-02-14 Thread healdt
They did even worse than just a PDF file. They have it set up so that the two pages from the mag are on 1 landscape page. You can't print it, and the type face is tiny as hell, by the time you zoom in far enough to read it you get nothing on your screen and it makes it easier to loose your place.

Re: CF-Platinum Card

2003-02-14 Thread bill
I hate PDF books they suck too damn hard to read :) - Original Message - From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 8:45 AM Subject: CF-Platinum Card Ok, So we go upstairs for our Friday morning bagel and grab our mail. Low and

Re: Is America Evil?

2003-02-14 Thread bill
LOL well i do dig the suicide law of switzerlands. - Original Message - From: "Axiomatique (Vincent)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 8:47 AM Subject: RE: Is America Evil? Back then they didn't argue the safety of the seatbelts,

RE: Is America Evil? Switzerland Ideal?

2003-02-14 Thread healdt
Wow, Bill hatein on the Swiss. You ok man? hehe Tim -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 9:34 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Is America Evil? Switzerland Ideal? Well then the individuals are idiots and obviously didnt

RE: Is America Evil?

2003-02-14 Thread healdt
I saw something recently about Swiss mercenaries. I guess they used to be a major force in feudal Europe. They were so feared that they were eventually banned from serving anywhere except for Vatican city. So all the guys you see in the big puffy outfits with the pikes and halberds in Vatican ci

Re: Is America Evil? Switzerland Ideal?

2003-02-14 Thread bill
Well then the individuals are idiots and obviously didnt understand the risks well enough to make an informed decision. :) Or you guys are all just a bunch of organ donors just excited to donate - Original Message - From: "Axiomatique (Vincent)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EM

RE: Is America Evil? Switzerland Ideal?

2003-02-14 Thread Andre Turrettini
But Bill, to call the swiss bone heads for not voting for the seatbelt is to call americans bone heads as well. When the american automakers first introduced seatbelts, nobody would buy them! Those cars languished on the lots. So, essentially, at that time, the american boneheads were voting w

RE: Is America Evil?

2003-02-14 Thread John Stanley
Point taken, I agree that we should learn from the past and move along. I would like to say that I watched a special the other night on The History Channel (I don't know if you get it or not) about the Swiss buildup (specifically the mountain troops and the vast tunnel systems) before the Nazi occu

RE: Is America Evil? Switzerland Ideal?

2003-02-14 Thread Kevin Graeme
Switzerland sounds nice. How's the weather there? I do have to say though that Angel has sold Trinidad pretty nicely. Warm, relaxed, fun. =) -Kevin > -Original Message- > From: Axiomatique (Vincent) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 1:24 AM > To: CF-Community >

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