This is F***ing hilarious

2003-12-17 Thread Michael Dinowitz
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The stars are right

2003-12-17 Thread Michael Dinowitz
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Re: CAN SPAM

2003-12-17 Thread Doug White
The main shortcoming of the act is that it will legalize the spammer's spew. End users are precluded from suing spammers, and secondly, it invalidates the more restrictive state laws that have recently passed. Blocking spammers with technology will continue to thrive.

RE: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Erika L Walker-Arnold
LOLOL!!! Phil needs a nap too ;) /me runs ... Cheers, Erika -- -Original Message- From: Charlie Griefer [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ...and a nap in between... (yes, I'm *old*)  : )   - Original Message -   From: Andre Tur

RE: Exploring Frugality

2003-12-17 Thread Erika L Walker-Arnold
Oh no. That's not missing. At all. We are allergic to kids. Very ALLERGIC.. I was not put on this earth to pro-create. Ever. And I am deadly serious on this matter. Cheers, Erika -- -Original Message- From: Earl, George [mailto:[EMAIL P

CAN SPAM

2003-12-17 Thread Erika L Walker-Arnold
Was this mentioned here? http://www.verticalresponse.com/resources/can-spam_act.pdf New anti-spam legislation going into effect January 1, 2004. The "Controlling the Assault of Non-Solicited Pornography and Marketing Act of 2003" (CAN-SPAM Act) was signed into law on December 16, 2004 by Presiden

Re:Not a good name

2003-12-17 Thread Ben Braver
He tired of Teleporno, and became ... Celeborn-again. ;-) >Celeborn wed Galadriel in Doriath, and fled with her to Arvernien after >Doriath's fall. Near the beginning of the Second age, Celeborn and Galadriel >settled in Lorien, where for many years, Celeborn ruled as Lord of the >Galadrim. During

Re: Not a good name

2003-12-17 Thread Michael Dinowitz
The SF writer geeks thought it was funny. I guess we're just jaded here. > Okay, now where's the laughs? > > M > > -Original Message- > From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:51 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Re: Not a good name > > > You

That was awesome, let's do it again!

2003-12-17 Thread Jim Campbell
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Re: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Charlie Griefer
...and a nap in between... (yes, I'm *old*)  : )   - Original Message -   From: Andre Turrettini   To: CF-Community   Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:21 PM   Subject: RE: Tough Decision   Neither will most men but it takes a special woman!   -Original Message-   From: Ben

Re: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Michael Dinowitz
OK, You give him the hickey and I'll get the tape. > Just have someone give him an enormous hickey and duck tape him to a > wall. Set up a Web cam so we can watch him explain it to his gf. > > M > > -Original Message- > From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Wednesday, De

RE: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Andre Turrettini
Neither will most men but it takes a special woman! -Original Message- From: Ben Braver [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 3:19 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re:Tough Decision Phil- Instead of asking her if she wants to see it twice, ask if she wants to come to

Re:Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Ben Braver
Phil- Instead of asking her if she wants to see it twice, ask if she wants to come to the movies with you again. Women won't turn down the opportunity to come twice! /me runs -Ben >> Oh for heaven's sake, just GO! >> Women. Duh! >> Phil is welcome to go by himself if he really really wanted >>

Re:Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Ben Braver
Yeah, when you gotta go, you gotta go! Oh, wait, that's a different "go". Never mind... Wait - maybe LOTR:ROTK is a "gotta". -Benny >Oh for heaven's sake, just GO! >Women. Duh! >Phil is welcome to go by himself if he really really wanted to. >See, it's you men sometimes that give us all a bad na

RE: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Philip Arnold
> Oh for heaven's sake, just GO! > Women. Duh! > Phil is welcome to go by himself if he really really wanted > to. See, it's you men sometimes that give us all a bad name. > Wishy washy creatures. Bah! > > :P > > /me runs. /me looks around... Right, see ya later /me runs off to cinema Seriously

RE: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Erika L Walker-Arnold
Oh for heaven's sake, just GO! Women. Duh! Phil is welcome to go by himself if he really really wanted to. See, it's you men sometimes that give us all a bad name. Wishy washy creatures. Bah! :P /me runs. Cheers, Erika -Original Message- From: Matthew Small [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Se

Re:ordering from Pizza Hut in 3 years

2003-12-17 Thread Ben Braver
You have been assimilated. Resistance was futile. bb > From another of my lists I'm on.: > >Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..." > >Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order." > >Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?" > >Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh,

Re: ordering from Pizza Hut in 3 years

2003-12-17 Thread Larry C. Lyons
I had the opposite experience with Verizon DSL. When they announced their rate reduction for new subscribers I phoned up and got my rates reduced on the first phone call, even though I had already subscribed. larry At 05:25 PM 12/17/2003, you wrote: > > Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's ex

Re: ordering from Pizza Hut in 3 years

2003-12-17 Thread Kevin Graeme
> Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from > offering free soda to diabetics GAH! Reminds me of a phone call with my cable company. They're running a promotion that says "Get 2mb cable internet for $29.99". That's cheaper than what I've been paying them for the s

RE: ordering from Pizza Hut in 3 years

2003-12-17 Thread C. Hatton Humphrey
Since when has Pizza Hut cared about the cholesterol intake of it's customers? Or their sodium intake. >From another of my lists I'm on.: Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..." Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order." Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?" Customer:

Re: ordering from Pizza Hut in 3 years

2003-12-17 Thread Jim Campbell
What a crock.  This is so unbelievable, I'm surprised anyone could ever take it seriously.  I mean, it's not like they don't have caller ID in the future or anything. - Jim Larry C. Lyons wrote: > From another of my lists I'm on.: > >Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your.

Re: ordering from Pizza Hut in 3 years

2003-12-17 Thread Howie Hamlin
Is "wired into the system" like saying "wired into the matrix?"   - Original Message -   From: Larry C. Lyons   To: CF-Community   Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 5:05 PM   Subject: ordering from Pizza Hut in 3 years   Customer: "Huh? I'm at home.  Where d'ya get all this information

Re: Not a good name

2003-12-17 Thread Jim Campbell
The minions of Power 5 and his oddly introverted twin, 670, set forth on the plains of MIPS, marching their foul legions against the walls of the city of Amiga 68020.  Strongarm stood on the battlements, face to the wind.  His sidekick, Crusoe, glanced around nervously, knowing all too well tha

Re:Cool survey questions from Sony Ericcsson :)

2003-12-17 Thread Jochem van Dieten
Angel Stewart wrote: > > I found it funny because I know more than a few people that would choose > 2 lol ^_^ > Over half the functions on these new cell phones depend on some sort of > data service from the cell company Yes. > and they've yet to implement that over GSM. The GSM standard does s

RE: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Harkins,Patrick
ROFLMAO. Have fun! -Patrick -Original Message- From: Matthew Small [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: December 17, 2003 5:08 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Tough Decision I am so going tonight.  Bye!!! - Matt Small   - Original Message -   From: Larry C. Lyons   To: CF-Community

Re: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Larry C. Lyons
Enjoy. I might drag Wendy off to it once we've taken care of the ferrets. larry >I am so going tonight.  Bye!!! > >- Matt Small >   - Original Message - >   From: Larry C. Lyons >   To: CF-Community >   Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:58 PM >   Subject: RE: Tough Decision > >   >Hehe

RE: Need advice on two things

2003-12-17 Thread Erika L Walker-Arnold
I guess the second question contains the required sex bit for a tech question on CF-Community ... /me grins and RUNS real fast ... -Original Message- From: Dan Phillips [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 1:04 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Need advice on two thi

ordering from Pizza Hut in 3 years

2003-12-17 Thread Larry C. Lyons
From another of my lists I'm on.: Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..." Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order." Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?" Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610." Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I

Re: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Larry C. Lyons
>OK, that's it. I've made the decision for us. We're going over to >kidnap him and >force him to watch the movie. If he doesn't, we'll tie him to a >chair in a strip >club with $400 in singles taped to his body. He'll have to watch the movie or >explain why! > >-- >It's not that I'm evil Who

RE: Not a good name

2003-12-17 Thread Larry C. Lyons
>I think it was Celeron ;) Celeborn actually. larry > >-Original Message- >From: Matthew Small [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] >Sent: December 17, 2003 4:56 PM >To: CF-Community >Subject: Re: Not a good name > >I thought it was Celestial or something close to that - that's if memory >serve

Re: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Matthew Small
I am so going tonight.  Bye!!! - Matt Small   - Original Message -   From: Larry C. Lyons   To: CF-Community   Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:58 PM   Subject: RE: Tough Decision   >Hehe... Reminds me of my old email signature - quoted from Red Green:   >   >   >"If your wife is h

RE: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Larry C. Lyons
>Hehe... Reminds me of my old email signature - quoted from Red Green: > > >"If your wife is having fun and you're not, > >you're still having a lot more fun than if you're > >having fun and she's not!' - Red Green > >-Patrick The scary part of it is that its all too true. larry -- Larry C. Ly

Re: pork

2003-12-17 Thread William H Bowen
ah yes. Thank you. will Jim Campbell wrote: > Excellent, Will.  In the local vernacular - a muffin for you. > > - Jim > > William H Bowen wrote: > > > > >You obviously have not properly divined our attitude towards our > >tenants...of course, as slaughterhouses go this one's a real beaut, no > >

Re: Not a good name

2003-12-17 Thread Matthew Small
It owul dbe incredibly funny to use present-day processor names in a fantasy story. "Pentium looked at Celeron with love and longing, knowing that he would miss her as travelled far to the evil Mount Itanium to destroy the Athlon of Power." - Matt Small   - Original Message -   From: Har

RE: Not a good name

2003-12-17 Thread Schuster, Steven
Celeborn wed Galadriel in Doriath, and fled with her to Arvernien after Doriath's fall. Near the beginning of the Second age, Celeborn and Galadriel settled in Lorien, where for many years, Celeborn ruled as Lord of the Galadrim. During the War of the Ring, Celeborn led the army of Lorien that took

RE: Not a good name

2003-12-17 Thread Schuster, Steven
But did you know that Galadriel's daughter was Elrond's wife Steve -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:51 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Not a good name You are correct sir > Teleporno was his name, if I rememb

Re: Not a good name

2003-12-17 Thread Matthew Small
That's his name now but his original name was Pentium Pro. - Matt Small   - Original Message -   From: Harkins,Patrick   To: CF-Community   Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:48 PM   Subject: RE: Not a good name   I think it was Celeron ;)   -Original Message-   From: M

RE: Not a good name

2003-12-17 Thread Haggerty, Mike
Okay, now where's the laughs? M -Original Message- From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:51 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Not a good name You are correct sir > Teleporno was his name, if I remember correctly. > > M > > -Original Me

RE: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Haggerty, Mike
Just have someone give him an enormous hickey and duck tape him to a wall. Set up a Web cam so we can watch him explain it to his gf. M -Original Message- From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:50 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Tough Decis

Re: Not a good name

2003-12-17 Thread Michael Dinowitz
You are correct sir > Teleporno was his name, if I remember correctly. > > M > > -Original Message- > From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:42 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Not a good name > > > For lots of points (and laughs), tell me w

RE: Not a good name

2003-12-17 Thread Harkins,Patrick
I think it was Celeron ;) -Original Message- From: Matthew Small [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: December 17, 2003 4:56 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Not a good name I thought it was Celestial or something close to that - that's if memory serves me correctly. - Matt Small   -

Re: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Michael Dinowitz
OK, that's it. I've made the decision for us. We're going over to kidnap him and force him to watch the movie. If he doesn't, we'll tie him to a chair in a strip club with $400 in singles taped to his body. He'll have to watch the movie or explain why! -- It's not that I'm evil Who am I kiddi

Re: Not a good name

2003-12-17 Thread Matthew Small
I thought it was Celestial or something close to that - that's if memory serves me correctly. - Matt Small   - Original Message -   From: Michael Dinowitz   To: CF-Community   Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:41 PM   Subject: Not a good name   For lots of points (and laughs), tell

RE: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Harkins,Patrick
Hehe... Reminds me of my old email signature - quoted from Red Green: "If your wife is having fun and you're not, you're still having a lot more fun than if you're having fun and she's not!' - Red Green -Patrick Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civil

RE: Not a good name

2003-12-17 Thread Haggerty, Mike
Teleporno was his name, if I remember correctly. M -Original Message- From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:42 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Not a good name For lots of points (and laughs), tell me what the original name of Galadriel's husb

Re: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Charlie Griefer
you can die a slow painful death by not seeing it tonite...or you can live a long painful existence with your fiancee/wife by seeing it tonite... ...something about Hell...fury...woman scorned... ?? I'd suffer thru the next 3 days rather than suffer thru all of the remaining days thereafter : )

Re: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Michael Dinowitz
Just go onto grokster and download it. > Great thanks Jim that spoils the whole thing for me. > > 4) Have Jim spoil it for you and forget about enjoying yourself tonight. > > M > > -Original Message- > From: Jim Campbell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:35 P

RE: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Haggerty, Mike
Great thanks Jim that spoils the whole thing for me. 4) Have Jim spoil it for you and forget about enjoying yourself tonight. M -Original Message- From: Jim Campbell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:35 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Tough Decision 3) Go,

Re: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Larry C. Lyons
In that case go but don't tell. In other words follow what the military does, don't ask and don't tell. larry >Not easy, considering she's about 150 miles away.  She won't be this weekend. > >- Matt Small >   - Original Message - >   From: Larry C. Lyons >   To: CF-Community >   Sent: We

Not a good name

2003-12-17 Thread Michael Dinowitz
For lots of points (and laughs), tell me what the original name of Galadriel's husband was to be. -- Michael Dinowitz Finding technical solutions to the problems you didn't know you had yet [Todays Threads] [This Message] [Subscription] [Fast Unsubscribe] [User Settings]

Re: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Jim Campbell
3) Go, don't tell her that you saw it, then act surprised when bites off and X giraffe X XXX elf sex? XX but then XXX. - Jim Matthew Small wrote: > I have a seriously tough choice to make: > >1) Go see LOTR tonight and then get killed by my fiancee when she r

Re: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Kevin Graeme
You can say that it was part of a treatment to teach you the error of your ways and condition you against trying to enslave all of (middle)earth. Going back with her is follow up treatment. -Kevin - Original Message - From: "Matthew Small" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL P

Re: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Matthew Small
I may actually have to convince her that I was kidnapped by friends who used car jacks to keep my eyelids open and forced me to watch "Return of the King" - Matt Small   - Original Message -   From: Michael Dinowitz   To: CF-Community   Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:27 PM   Subje

Re: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Matthew Small
Not easy, considering she's about 150 miles away.  She won't be this weekend. - Matt Small   - Original Message -   From: Larry C. Lyons   To: CF-Community   Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:22 PM   Subject: Re: Tough Decision   Simple solution.   Take her with you tonight.   I w

Re: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Kevin Graeme
3) Dump her for not going with you tonight. -Kevin - Original Message - From: "Matthew Small" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 3:15 PM Subject: Tough Decision > I have a seriously tough choice to make: > > 1) Go see LOTR tonig

RE: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Harkins,Patrick
Think of it not as dying a slow painful death but focus instead on how pleasurable it will be to watch it with your fiancée and savor that thought! Tough love here...! Patrick -Original Message- From: Matthew Small [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: December 17, 2003 4:16 PM To: CF-Comm

RE: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Schuster, Steven
Tell her... Gollum Gollum Precious, nasty hobbitses made me do it, ye they didnasty fats hobbittses... The power of the one ring had you spellbound, there was nothing you could do. It is AWESOME!!! Beyond AWESOME!

Re: distinctions between xmas and chanukah

2003-12-17 Thread Kevin Graeme
No, it's just geek. I knew that it wasn't verbatim. Consider it a creative resampling to capture the essence. -Kevin - Original Message - From: "Ben Doom" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, December 16, 2003 4:27 PM Subject: Re: distinctions between

Re: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Larry C. Lyons
Simple solution. Take her with you tonight. I was considering the same thing today, but Wendy seriously threatened me. Ergo I did not go. larry At 04:15 PM 12/17/2003, you wrote: >I have a seriously tough choice to make: > >1) Go see LOTR tonight and then get killed by my fiancee when she real

Re: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Michael Dinowitz
Wear a wig so no one there will recognize you and then don't tell her. > I have a seriously tough choice to make: > > 1) Go see LOTR tonight and then get killed by my fiancee when she realizes that I've already seen it > 2) Die a slow painful death by not seeing it tonight. > > HELP ME! > > -

RE: Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Haggerty, Mike
Go see it. Bring home a copy of the book, crack the binding and make sure she sees it. If she suspects something, tell her you read this part yesterday. M -Original Message- From: Matthew Small [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:16 PM To: CF-Community Subject:

Re: Wig in a Box

2003-12-17 Thread Kevin Graeme
Wait. There's a third thing wrong. You didn't post it in my Gifts thread. :-) -Kevin - Original Message - From: "Kevin Graeme" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 3:03 PM Subject: Re: Wig in a Box > Dammit. There are 2 things wro

Tough Decision

2003-12-17 Thread Matthew Small
I have a seriously tough choice to make: 1) Go see LOTR tonight and then get killed by my fiancee when she realizes that I've already seen it 2) Die a slow painful death by not seeing it tonight. HELP ME! - Matt Small [Todays Threads] [This Message] [Subscription] [Fast Unsubscribe]

Re: Wig in a Box

2003-12-17 Thread Kevin Graeme
Dammit. There are 2 things wrong with this post. 1. I thought I was done buying presents. 2. You couldn't have sent this yesterday when Amazon had free shipping before xmas? THANKS -Kevin - Original Message - From: "Jim Campbell" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTE

Cool survey questions from Sony Ericcsson :)

2003-12-17 Thread Angel Stewart
The question is: Attitude to Mobile technology - Mark the alternative that best describes your attitude to mobile phones:   1)   I like to try out new technology and therefore I want to have a mobile phone that is among the latest models on the market, with new and advanced features. 2)  I lik

Re:Exploring Frugality

2003-12-17 Thread Ben Braver
Nah, sounds like there's a LOT of Eri*K*a and Philip running around, not a little - "enjoying each other's company" :-) -Benny >Erika said: > >> At least we ARE home to enjoy it. We barely ever leave. >> We work right here from home. So home entertainment is very >> important. That and hobbies.

Re: pork

2003-12-17 Thread Jim Campbell
Excellent, Will.  In the local vernacular - a muffin for you. - Jim William H Bowen wrote: > >You obviously have not properly divined our attitude towards our >tenants...of course, as slaughterhouses go this one's a real beaut, no >flesh flying out the windows frighting the passers-by, with th

Wig in a Box

2003-12-17 Thread Jim Campbell
If anyone here is a fan of "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" (which I am), there's a new compilation album of covers of songs from the show/movie, along with some new ones called "Wig in a Box".  Frank Black doing "Sugar Daddy", Rufus Wainwright doing "The Origin of Love", They Might Be Giants singin

Re: pork

2003-12-17 Thread William H Bowen
You obviously have not properly divined our attitude towards our tenants...of course, as slaughterhouses go this one's a real beaut, no flesh flying out the windows frighting the passers-by, with this one. :-) will Jim Campbell wrote: > This is a 12-story block combining classical neo-Georgi

Re: pork

2003-12-17 Thread Jim Campbell
This is a 12-story block combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive here and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort, past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty

RE: pork

2003-12-17 Thread Larry C. Lyons
I was thinking of the Duke of Oil flash cartoon. larry At 02:58 PM 12/17/2003, you wrote: >This wasn't meant as a humor site. This is a legitmate site for a >slaughterhouse. > >M > >-Original Message- >From: Larry C. Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] >Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 2:54

RE: pork

2003-12-17 Thread Haggerty, Mike
This wasn't meant as a humor site. This is a legitmate site for a slaughterhouse. M -Original Message- From: Larry C. Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 2:54 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: pork Your friend has a twisted sense of humour. He'll go far. l

Re: Is it getting Hot?

2003-12-17 Thread Jim Campbell
This is the original content, Matt: NON PRECIPITATION STATEMENT URGENT - WEATHER MESSAGE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE KANSAS CITY-PLEASANT HILL MO 1055 AM CST WED DEC 17 2003 ...TEST...TEST...TEST... .UNUSUALLY HOT WEATHER HAS ENTERED THE REGION FOR DECEMBER...AS THE EARTH HAS LEFT ITS ORBIT AND IS

RE: pork

2003-12-17 Thread Larry C. Lyons
Your friend has a twisted sense of humour. He'll go far. larry At 02:44 PM 12/17/2003, you wrote: >Friend of mine did the site. > >M > >-Original Message- >From: Larry C. Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] >Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 2:22 PM >To: CF-Community >Subject: RE: pork > >I

Re: Is it getting Hot?

2003-12-17 Thread Ben Doom
Also, instead of being "signed" with the meteorologist's initials, it was labeled "Heinlein". It was darn funny.  Who better to spoof NOAA than themselves? --BenD C. Hatton Humphrey wrote: > They've gone back and changed the data already. > > > There was a test weather bulletin for Tunkey, M

RE: pork

2003-12-17 Thread Haggerty, Mike
Friend of mine did the site. M -Original Message- From: Larry C. Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 2:22 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: pork I have to ask, how in the world did you find that one. larry At 02:13 PM 12/17/2003, you wrote: >www.greaselan

RE: Remote Assistance (Was RE: windows xp - upgrade or full versi on?)

2003-12-17 Thread Harkins,Patrick
That's good to know! -Original Message- From: Dharmesh Goel [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: December 17, 2003 2:36 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Remote Assistance (Was RE: windows xp - upgrade or full version?) Yes, that's right. I had forwarded port 80 prior to RDP, but for the pu

Re: Exploring Frugality

2003-12-17 Thread Earl, George
Erika said: > At least we ARE home to enjoy it. We barely ever leave. > We work right here from home. So home entertainment is very > important. That and hobbies. Like either book reading, playing with > the dogs and cats, enjoying each other's company, sewing, cooking, > etc. Hmmm, sounds lik

RE: Remote Assistance (Was RE: windows xp - upgrade or full version?)

2003-12-17 Thread Dharmesh Goel
Yes, that's right. I had forwarded port 80 prior to RDP, but for the purpose of accessing my website. You can also edit the default port of RDP to another number. This way when you connect to your PC remotely, along with the IP, specify the port number. This gives you another layer of security. Dh

Re: Need advice on two things

2003-12-17 Thread Kevin Graeme
The Netgear has much better parental features than the Linksys. In addition to logs it offers the ability to lock out sites (which I know is a losing proposition), lock out urls by keyword, do so based on a schedule, and lock out ports always or on a schedule and do it for select computers on your

RE: pork

2003-12-17 Thread C. Hatton Humphrey
Now *that* gives a whole new meaning to "pulled pork" hmmm... bar be que hm Hatton    _   From: Jim Campbell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 2:10 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: pork For the record, I would have said sodomize, but after viewing the e

RE: Is it getting Hot?

2003-12-17 Thread C. Hatton Humphrey
They've gone back and changed the data already. There was a test weather bulletin for Tunkey, Mo that read: The next few days will be unseasonably hot as the Earth has left it's orbit and is hurtling towards the sun...    _   From: Matthew Small [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesd

RE: Exchange 2003 Web Portal...

2003-12-17 Thread Dharmesh Goel
yes please, I would like to show it around here at my office. Thanks, Dharmesh -Original Message- From: Dan Phillips [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 2:29 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Exchange 2003 Web Portal... We are using it in house...well..some are a

RE: Exchange 2003 Web Portal...

2003-12-17 Thread Dan Phillips
We are using it in house...well..some are anyway as a test. We are now also offering this to clients as an additional service. I've yet to really play with it though. I may be able to setup some test accounts too if anyone is interested in seeing the interface. -Original Message- From: Ha

RE: pork

2003-12-17 Thread Larry C. Lyons
I have to ask, how in the world did you find that one. larry At 02:13 PM 12/17/2003, you wrote: >www.greaseland.com - click on "Meet the Duke" > >M > >-Original Message- >From: Jim Campbell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] >Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 2:10 PM >To: CF-Community >Subject: R

RE: Exchange 2003 Web Portal...

2003-12-17 Thread Harkins,Patrick
It's a known thing - I think it only affects older versions of Exchange - I read about it somewhere, was kind of funny to see it in action. I can't wait to see 2003, but corporations moving at the rate they do, I may never see it! -Patrick -Original Message- From: Schuster, Steven [mail

Re: Exchange 2003 Web Portal...

2003-12-17 Thread Jim Campbell
Tech admins staunchly anti-Microsoft?  Where do I send my resume?  :) - Jim Kevin Graeme wrote: >Gah. I'd love to play with it but between one of my coworkers forgetting to >renew our TechNet subscription and our network admins being staunchly >anti-Microsoft I guess that's not going to happen.

RE: Quick dhtml question

2003-12-17 Thread Schuster, Steven
That would be very very hard to do... -Original Message- From: Jerry Johnson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 2:18 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Quick dhtml question Thanks all for the quick response. Moving the form won't help, since they are making the

RE: Quick dhtml question

2003-12-17 Thread Jerry Johnson
Thanks all for the quick response. Moving the form won't help, since they are making the dropdowns long and wide enough to eventually cover the entire screen! (not really but close)  =) The _javascript_ on/off seems promising. I wonder if I can detect which select items will be hidden by a given

RE: Exchange 2003 Web Portal...

2003-12-17 Thread Schuster, Steven
The web portal is for Exchange 2003, not the old exchange server. However, that is odd that Outlook 2003 caused a bug, I use it here on a 5.5 SP3 or 4 with no problems at all. I'll never go back to Outlook XP or 2000. Steve -Original Message- From: Harkins,Patrick [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECT

RE: Exchange 2003 Web Portal...

2003-12-17 Thread Harkins,Patrick
Some of the programmers here installed Outlook 2003 from the MSDN and a bug in it caused the Exchange Server to go down several times. Needless to say they got their knuckles rapped big time! :-) -Patrick -Original Message- From: Kevin Graeme [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: December 17,

RE: pork

2003-12-17 Thread Haggerty, Mike
www.greaseland.com - click on "Meet the Duke" M -Original Message- From: Jim Campbell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 2:10 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: pork For the record, I would have said sodomize, but after viewing the exciting pork4kids website, I

RE: Remote Assistance (Was RE: windows xp - upgrade or full versi on?)

2003-12-17 Thread Harkins,Patrick
Well I have to agree with you there. I've used them too. I prefer using app sharing and sharing the desktop to using PCAnywhere. I agree about the built-in firewall thing too, even though it has caused me some grief as well. -Patrick -Original Message- From: Kevin Graeme [mailto:[EMAI

Re: Exchange 2003 Web Portal...

2003-12-17 Thread Kevin Graeme
Gah. I'd love to play with it but between one of my coworkers forgetting to renew our TechNet subscription and our network admins being staunchly anti-Microsoft I guess that's not going to happen. -Kevin - Original Message - From: "Jim Campbell" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[E

RE: Quick dhtml question

2003-12-17 Thread Schuster, Steven
There is a way around this. On a onmouseover or something simply turn the select box invisible, then univisble it when the menu is mousedout. That was like a 2 year olds analogy but I think you get the ppicture... -Original Message- From: Jerry Johnson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: W

RE: Quick dhtml question

2003-12-17 Thread Philip Arnold
> I have a dhtml dropdown menu on one of my pages (created by a > designer in Fireworks) > > I just put it on a page with a form containing a select box. > > The select box shows over the top of the dropdown menulist in > IE. As if it had the highest z-index. Which it doesn't. > > Is this a known i

Re: pork

2003-12-17 Thread Jim Campbell
For the record, I would have said sodomize, but after viewing the exciting pork4kids website, I was drawn to the local rib place for lunch and was unable to respond in a timely manner.  Who says advertising doesn't work? - Jim Michael Dinowitz wrote: >And none of you pervects say sodomize. Le

Re: Remote Assistance (Was RE: windows xp - upgrade or full versi on?)

2003-12-17 Thread Kevin Graeme
I dunno. MS did a damn fine job with building Remote Desktop into XP. It's the cleanest and fastest remoting software I've seen. And the remote assistance/whiteboard/appsharing are slick too! I've used them all in real work to help clients that can barely use use their computer. The complication re

Re: Is it getting Hot?

2003-12-17 Thread Matthew Small
I don't understand the joke. - Matt Small   - Original Message -   From: Nick McClure   To: CF-Community   Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 1:20 PM   Subject: RE: Is it getting Hot?   I know, but it was still funny     _     From: C. Hatton Humphrey [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]  

RE: AWESOME!!!!

2003-12-17 Thread John Stanley
cant wait to see it -Original Message- From: Schuster, Steven [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 1:58 PM To: CF-Community Subject: AWESOME Lord of the Rings : ROTK Is the best movie of all time!!! It rocks solid baby! Sweet! That was the most awesome

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