Re: Twenty dollars

2009-08-31 Thread Erika L. Rich
"The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started off, "Hi, my name's Chuck… --" and the farmer shot him." What I want to know is what was the daughter's name? I can't think of one that rhymes with Chuck ... On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 11:18 PM, Erika L. Rich wrote: > I

Re: Twenty dollars

2009-08-31 Thread Jerry Johnson
No, but that is what happens to Cam's sigs. Wonder if there is a certain set of chars that cause it? anyway ... The boy started off “Hi, my name’s Chuck “….. and the farmer shot him. On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 11:18 PM, Erika L. Rich wrote: > > It got cut off. :( (no pun intende

Re: Twenty dollars

2009-08-31 Thread Erika L. Rich
It got cut off. :( (no pun intended) Mikey didnt care last time I said this, and it happens regularly to some of the emails ... and I only use Google hosted ... so nothing fancy here. But here's proof ... Nobody else has this problem? http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2564/3876225031_6df93c1c6c_o

Re: Twenty dollars

2009-08-31 Thread Jerry Johnson
There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered the late teens the girls dated and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the fi

Email list management services

2009-08-31 Thread Erika L. Rich
Anyone have any recommendations other than this product? http://www.adminprotools.com/detail/index.cfm?nPID=1&cid=3 Which looks like it's pretty feature rich ... and reasonable. Thanks! E ~| Want to reach the ColdFusion commu

Re: Twenty dollars

2009-08-31 Thread Vivec
>_> <_< I don't get it. 2009/8/31 Erika L. Rich > > Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3million, her > husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his > voice and blurted out, "If > I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all

Twenty dollars

2009-08-31 Thread Erika L. Rich
TWENTY DOLLARS On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking tha

Re: How is this for hypocrisy?

2009-08-31 Thread Gruss Gott
> Scott wrote: > Let me guess, you spent a few years as a lawyer? Or maybe a Latin teacher? Managed a team of them, but no legal training myself other than self-taught. > Kennedy left a woman to die and did nothing to help her or try to > summon help. You don't think there is any culpability the

Re: How is this for hypocrisy?

2009-08-31 Thread Scott Stroz
Let me guess, you spent a few years as a lawyer? Or maybe a Latin teacher? Kennedy left a woman to die and did nothing to help her or try to summon help. You don't think there is any culpability there? Oh, yea, I forgot, he was a Kennedy, and we all know they live by different laws. On Mon, Aug

Re: Does anybody actually think this will not be abused?

2009-08-31 Thread C. Hatton Humphrey
Has anyone called the number yet? Until Later! C. Hatton Humphrey http://www.eastcoastconservative.com On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 5:51 PM, Scott Stroz wrote: > > I fail to see how this would dissuade anyone from drinking and driving. > > On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 5:41 PM, Ian Skinner wrote: >> >> U

Re: How is this for hypocrisy?

2009-08-31 Thread Gruss Gott
> Scott wrote: > I think Jayson Williams should have been sent to jail too.  What's your point? > You said, referring to Sen Kennedy, "In my mind, that is killing someone." Thus the basis of your comparison is randomly making up shit that the law, even of time, doesn't agree with. So my point

Re: How is this for hypocrisy?

2009-08-31 Thread Scott Stroz
On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 7:51 PM, Gruss Gott wrote: > >> Scott wrote: >> >>> Anyway, Kennedy didn't kill anyone, he was negligent which resulted in a >>> death. >> >> In my mind, that is killing someone. >> > > Yeah, but also in your mind Vick & Kennedy form the basis for a > reasonable comparativ

Big Corn v Health Care

2009-08-31 Thread Gruss Gott
"... if health insurers can no longer pick and choose their clients, and throw sick people out, they will develop a much stronger interest in prevention, which is to say, in changing the way America feeds itself. When health insurers realize they will make thousands more in profits for every case

Re: How is this for hypocrisy?

2009-08-31 Thread Gruss Gott
> Scott wrote: > >> Anyway, Kennedy didn't kill anyone, he was negligent which resulted in a >> death. > > In my mind, that is killing someone. > Yeah, but also in your mind Vick & Kennedy form the basis for a reasonable comparative analysis. Of course you're wrong on both counts. Now if you r

Re: Does anybody actually think this will not be abused?

2009-08-31 Thread Scott Stroz
I fail to see how this would dissuade anyone from drinking and driving. On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 5:41 PM, Ian Skinner wrote: > > Utahns can now practice DUI jail call > http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090829/D9ACANU00.html > ... > After dialing 1-877-JAIL-FON, the caller is given the option to t

Does anybody actually think this will not be abused?

2009-08-31 Thread Ian Skinner
Utahns can now practice DUI jail call http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090829/D9ACANU00.html ... After dialing 1-877-JAIL-FON, the caller is given the option to talk to a hysterical mother or a disapproving father, among others. A prerecorded message then plays one end of what the conversation

Re: How is this for hypocrisy?

2009-08-31 Thread Sam
On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 2:01 PM, Maureen wrote: > > She broke the law, someone died. A traffic infraction punishable by a ticket or worse case vehicular manslaughter a misdemeanor. > He broke the law, someone died. DUI, speeding, leaving the scene of an accident and failure to call for help. If

Re: How is this for hypocrisy?

2009-08-31 Thread Maureen
She broke the law, someone died. He broke the law, someone died. I fail to see the difference, but you'll take any opportunity to defend a Bush I guess. On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 12:02 PM, Sam wrote: > > I'm amazed you would even try to compare the two? > Any opportunity to knock a Bush I guess.

nerdfootball pool 2009-2010

2009-08-31 Thread Tony
any of my cf-comm peeps want to be in the nerdfootball pool this year? if so, ping me offline and ill send you the details. tw ~| Want to reach the ColdFusion community with something they want? Let them know on the House of Fu

Re: Awesome Craigslist ad

2009-08-31 Thread Casey Dougall
On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 3:13 PM, Scott Stroz wrote: > > Easier? Yes > > More Creative? Doubtful. > > No doubt that's funny... I just hook up my PA speakers, and piss off the neighbors on the whole block lol ~| Want to reach t

Re: Sim racing site

2009-08-31 Thread Paul Ihrig
looks real nice. not into any gaming atm.. some thing switched off in my noodle a few months back.. may return when winter sets in ~| Want to reach the ColdFusion community with something they want? Let them know on the House of

Re: Sim racing site

2009-08-31 Thread Vivec
Because you never mentioned you were working on such a super cool project!! 2009/8/29 Maureen > > You seem surprised. Why? > > ~| Want to reach the ColdFusion community with something they want? Let them know on the House o

Re: Awesome Craigslist ad

2009-08-31 Thread Scott Stroz
Easier? Yes More Creative? Doubtful. On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 3:05 PM, Cameron Childress wrote: > > He had a guy with a Panda suit come by last month?  There are much > easier ways to drive a neighbor crazy. > > On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 3:02 PM, Bruce Sorge wrote: >> I often wonder what makes peop

Re: Awesome Craigslist ad

2009-08-31 Thread G Money
The answer is almost always "Other people". In this guy's case, his neighbor. Hilarious. On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 2:02 PM, Bruce Sorge wrote: > > I often wonder what makes people come up with this shit. > > Bruce > > Ray Champagne wrote: > > Found by a co-worker of mine: > > > > http://minneapo

Re: Awesome Craigslist ad

2009-08-31 Thread Cameron Childress
He had a guy with a Panda suit come by last month? There are much easier ways to drive a neighbor crazy. On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 3:02 PM, Bruce Sorge wrote: > I often wonder what makes people come up with this shit. ~| Want to

Re: How is this for hypocrisy?

2009-08-31 Thread G Money
On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 1:45 PM, Scott Stroz wrote: > > 1. I never said I thought you needed to be perfect to be thought a > hero, merely that I do not consider Kennedy a hero. > What's a "hero"? Who knows. It's pretty subjective. That is why i focused on his SERVICE. He did a lot of work in th

Re: Awesome Craigslist ad

2009-08-31 Thread Bruce Sorge
I often wonder what makes people come up with this shit. Bruce Ray Champagne wrote: > Found by a co-worker of mine: > > http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/wan/1346837248.html > > > ~| Want to reach the ColdFusion communit

Re: How is this for hypocrisy?

2009-08-31 Thread Sam
She was 17 with no political connections, it was early evening and police where on the scene and chose not to test for alc. The victim did not bleed to death because she hid and refused to get him help. Kennedy was at a party likely drunk, refused to allow his chauffeur to drive him. Refused to c

Awesome Craigslist ad

2009-08-31 Thread Ray Champagne
Found by a co-worker of mine: http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/wan/1346837248.html In case you don't want to go to CL: "I am looking for someone to dress up like a Clown and hang out with me. I would cook you diner - or we could BBQ something. I'm interested in making my neighbor lady wond

Re: How is this for hypocrisy?

2009-08-31 Thread Scott Stroz
1. I never said I thought you needed to be perfect to be thought a hero, merely that I do not consider Kennedy a hero. 2. I would question the 'genuine' part of his (or any other politician's) 'service'. On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 1:56 PM, G Money wrote: > > A life spent in genuine service to one's

Re: How is this for hypocrisy?

2009-08-31 Thread Scott Stroz
Technically, he spent his time serving the people of Massachusetts since they were his constituency. On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 1:56 PM, G Money wrote: > > A life spent in genuine service to one's country and the people who inhabit > it.is heroic. > > You show me a hero who is perfect, and I'll

Re: How is this for hypocrisy?

2009-08-31 Thread G Money
A life spent in genuine service to one's country and the people who inhabit it.is heroic. You show me a hero who is perfect, and I'll show you an illusion. On Fri, Aug 28, 2009 at 8:03 PM, Scott Stroz wrote: > > A lot of the same people who think a man convicted of dog fighting, > who serv

Re: Fracking Hacking Spammers!

2009-08-31 Thread Ian Skinner
Dana wrote: > um. When you say the first link that came up do you mean KCRA? > I now see that the first link is not constant. When I first did it, the news results was not the first link the danielaldana.com link was. Other searches has started with the news links, so Yes, that is *not* t

Re: Fracking Hacking Spammers!

2009-08-31 Thread Erika L. Rich
Dana. Not to be cheeky here... but it's not a browser hijack. How bout you take a screen shot searching on exactly what he did, in Google and show us how good your results are. Just so we're comparing apples and apples here and no apples and bananas. Here's mine for the record. And now, I no lo

Re: Fracking Hacking Spammers!

2009-08-31 Thread Scott Stroz
One day, I am gonna here a guy brag about how he is a hacker. I will then walk up to him an kick him in the nuts. If he asks why I did it I will say, 'I was just exploiting a vulnerability' On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 10:42 AM, Ian Skinner wrote: > > For those who do not live in Northern California

Re: Fracking Hacking Spammers!

2009-08-31 Thread Ian Skinner
Dana wrote: > modesto bee, san jose mercury-news it all looks pretty legit to me. P.S. The good news (relatively speaking) is that once I did find the legitimate news site with a map, I could clearly see that the fire was on the other side of the highway and a good couple of miles away from

Re: Fracking Hacking Spammers!

2009-08-31 Thread Maureen
Not the news articles, the search results return. All of those links that say Auburn Fire Map when you go to link Ian sent. On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 7:52 AM, Dana wrote: > > um. When you say the first link that came up do you mean KCRA? cause either > I ma missing something or you are, possibly a

Re: Fracking Hacking Spammers!

2009-08-31 Thread Ian Skinner
Did you search Auburn Fire Map, without quotes. When I first did this search I don't recall the "News results for..." But these are the links I got below that one. danielaldana.com/.694ff/class.php?k=*auburn*-*fire*-*map http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&ct=res&cd=2&url=http%3A%2F%2Fda

Re: Fracking Hacking Spammers!

2009-08-31 Thread Dana
modesto bee, san jose mercury-news it all looks pretty legit to me. If I were you I would download this. http://download.cnet.com/Trend-Micro-HijackThis/3000-8022_4-10227353.html. Not sure if you are at work or on your own computer but you do not need admin provileges to install it. Sorry if

Re: Fracking Hacking Spammers!

2009-08-31 Thread Jerry Johnson
No, i see the same thing. The first 5 pages of results (except for the onebox result from News above the organic search results) are all content spammers, where the search query has zero to do with the content of the actual article. On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 10:55 AM, Dana wrote: > > the first

Re: Fracking Hacking Spammers!

2009-08-31 Thread Dana
the first few are the san francisco and la papers. How long ago did you click? Just wondering if we are looking at the same links. goign down a bit. You still see evil spam? You may have a browser hijack going... On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 8:52 AM, Dana wrote: > um. When you say the first link tha

Re: Fracking Hacking Spammers!

2009-08-31 Thread Erika L. Rich
I do believe he's talking about actual search results, not the secondary News results... where if he had just searched the "news" instead of the "web" he might have gotten closer to what he wanted. For the record, he is correct. The WEB search results are full of black hat spammers trying to mak

Re: Fracking Hacking Spammers!

2009-08-31 Thread Dana
um. When you say the first link that came up do you mean KCRA? cause either I ma missing something or you are, possibly ad-aware ;) By "on the list" are you talking about "all 77 news articles'? I am going to click a few of those now, for fun. On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 8:42 AM, Ian Skinner wrote:

Fracking Hacking Spammers!

2009-08-31 Thread Ian Skinner
For those who do not live in Northern California, there was a pretty large wild fire in the foothill community of Auburn California. I have a friendly acquaintance I have worked with in the past who lives near the area described in the news as where the fire was. So I wanted to check up on e

Re: recycler

2009-08-31 Thread Scott Raley
Thanks. I'd appreciate the name of the recycler. On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 9:08 AM, Larry Lyons wrote: > > Prince William County has electronic recycling every two weeks. The next one > is coming up shortly. I'll find out who does the recycling and let you know. > > larry > >>Anyone in the MD, PA,

Re: recycler

2009-08-31 Thread Larry Lyons
Prince William County has electronic recycling every two weeks. The next one is coming up shortly. I'll find out who does the recycling and let you know. larry >Anyone in the MD, PA, VA, DE area that knows of a company that will take old >CRT monitors? I'm helping our local govt and a nonprofi

RE: recycler

2009-08-31 Thread Scott Stewart
Disclaimer: I haven't lived in the DC area in 2.5 years You should be able to take them to the Fairfax County Landfill off of RT 1 (Jefferson Davis Hwy) 9850 Furnace Rd. Lorton, VA 703-690-1703 -- Scott Stewart ColdFusion Developer 4405 Oakshyre Way Raleigh, NC 27616 (h) 919.874.6229 (c) 703.220

Re: How is this for hypocrisy?

2009-08-31 Thread Scott Stroz
OK, just so I understand for future reference. Expressing opinion == trolling. I will be sure to remember that, Thanx. I still don't understand the equation of 'killing human by negligence < killing dog on purpose'. On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 12:19 AM, Judah McAuley wrote: > > On Sun, Aug 30, 2009

Re: How is this for hypocrisy?

2009-08-31 Thread Scott Stroz
When Laura Bush dies and people claim her to be an 'American Hero', I'll be sure to point of the hypocrisy then too. Fair enough? That is yet another example of how the privileged get treated differently. That is something that seems to be bi-partisan. On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 4:29 AM, Maureen wr

RE: recycler

2009-08-31 Thread Scott Raley
Yeah I'm working with the one in St. Mary's and we have called a few on the list. They charge you a few bucks per monitor to drop off. People don't like to pay to recycle. -Original Message- From: Maureen [mailto:mamamaur...@gmail.com] Sent: Sunday, August 30, 2009 9:26 PM To: cf-commun

Re: How is this for hypocrisy?

2009-08-31 Thread Dana
good question. As best I can tell because his brother was running for president whereas Laura did not marry George till much later. But ok, there is a discrepancy, you are right. Ironic considering the subject line of this thread On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 2:29 AM, Maureen wrote: > > Ted Kennedy r

Re: How is this for hypocrisy?

2009-08-31 Thread Maureen
Ted Kennedy ran off a bridge and a woman died. Afterward he was disoriented and didn't know what happened. He may have been drinking but no tests were done. Laura Bush ran a stop sign and a man died. Afterward she was disoriented and didn't know what happened. She may have been drinking but no

Re: How is this for hypocrisy?

2009-08-31 Thread Dana
had not heard a thing about that until now. Of course, what I am not seeing is any suggestion that she was at fault or negligent beyond running a stop sign or that she failed to do something that would have saved his life, but it's hard to tell from here. I don't buy her as a vengeful ex. It's a l