JOKE- ADULT
A Jamaican guy walks into a whorehouse in New York and asks,
"You have a girl work here from Jamaica name Arlene?"
"Yes," answers the madam. "Go on up to Room 6."
So the fellow went up to Room 6 and knocked on the door. When the
woman answered, he asked "Yu name Arlene, don't it?"
which the bartender
replies, "No Charge."
> -Original Message-
> From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 2:54 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: Humor: The Missing Element
>
> An atom walks into a bar, looking rather depres
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with
everything."
--Ben
Charlie Griefer wrote:
> 4th grader comes home from school and tells his mother that he had sex
> with his teacher. The mother is somewhat taken aback and sends him to
> talk to his father. He tells his fath
An atom walks into a bar, looking rather depressed. The barkeep asks
him what's wrong. "Oh, it's nothing. I just lost an electron
somewhere." The barkeep aks him if he sure, and the atom replies, "Yep.
I'm positive."
--Ben
Ian Skinner wrote:
> One of my oldest jokes, it should apply wel
One of my oldest jokes, it should apply well to this audience.
Q: "What is the difference between computers and humans?"
A: "With computers, the software goes into the hardware." [Rim shot]
--
Ian Skinner
Web Programmer
BloodSource
www.BloodSource.org
Sacramento, CA
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4th grader comes home from school and tells his mother that he had sex
with his teacher. The mother is somewhat taken aback and sends him to
talk to his father. He tells his father who says, "way to go, son!
let's go buy you a new bicycle!".
They go down to the bike store, pick out a bike, and
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
Charlie Griefer wrote:
> 1000 lemmings walk into a bar.
>
> *whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*...
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says
"Dam!".
--Ben
Nick McClure wrote:
> So, a baby seal walks into a club.
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: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 2:14 PM
> > To: CF-Community
> > Subject: Re: Humor: The Missing Element
> >
> > A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess
> > looks at him and
Two twenty-something's are on their first date. He's cruising down the road
when she leans over and whispers in his ear: "Speed turns me on". He thinks
for a second and replies:
"If I get this baby over 100, will you get naked?"
"Oh yeah" she replies.
So he gets up over 100, and sure enough, she
So, a baby seal walks into a club.
//rimshot
> -Original Message-
> From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 2:14 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: Humor: The Missing Element
>
> A vulture boards an airplane, carrying t
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess
looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per
passenger."
--Ben
Larry C. Lyons wrote:
> I read this joke on someone's blog recently:
>
> Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot
A man goes to his doctor and says, "I can't stop singing 'The Green,
Green Grass of Home'."
His doctor replies, "sounds like you've got Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, it's not unusual."
--Ben
Paul Ihrig wrote:
> A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender s
I read this joke on someone's blog recently:
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50 pence.
Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the
butcher's shop and came out with one large sausag
A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll
serve you, but don't start anything!"
Zing!
--Ben
Kevin Schmidt wrote:
> Ok, Judith, here's joke for you!
>
> What do you call a bus full of extremist Muslims driving off a cliff?
>
> A good start...
>
> Harhar!
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A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says,
"What is this? Some kind of joke?"
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Glad to be of service, O Mistress of th Lists.
*bows*
On that note, a word from Fozzie Bear:
Thirty days hath September,
April, June,
and my cousin Irving
Who gets out on Thursday.
wakka wakka!
--Ben
Judith Dinowitz wrote:
> I really enjoyed Michael's and Ben's exchange on this list about Offic
Ok, Judith, here's joke for you!
What do you call a bus full of extremist Muslims driving off a cliff?
A good start...
Harhar!
-Original Message-
From: Judith Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 12:59 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Humor: The Mi
celine dion walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?"
On 2/21/06, Judith Dinowitz <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> I really enjoyed Michael's and Ben's exchange on this list about Office Max,
> trees, axes and deloreans. It gave me a laugh.. That's when I realized what's
> been
I really enjoyed Michael's and Ben's exchange on this list about Office Max,
trees, axes and deloreans. It gave me a laugh.. That's when I realized what's
been missing lately on this list: humor.
Come on, guys... I want to see more of that humorous element creep in here. We
can't all be only in
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