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>> Do you know the difference between Congress and a porcupine? >> >> With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside. > > that was a good one! > thanks An old man and his son were driving down a country lane. The man saw a bunch of round hay bales in a field and commented, "See that hay? It's ge

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I'd go crazy if I could only work from work :) On Wed, Oct 8, 2008 at 7:59 AM, Stephenie Hamilton < [EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > woohoo, sounds beautiful. you are not that far from me as i am in > charlotte. > thanks for the joke! > i wish i could get a gmail, but all those web mail sites are bloc

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that was a good one! thanks > Do you know the difference between Congress and a porcupine? > > With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside. > ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to

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woohoo, sounds beautiful. you are not that far from me as i am in charlotte. thanks for the joke! i wish i could get a gmail, but all those web mail sites are blocked from work. we can only work from work lol. thanks again! ttfn ~~ steph >Heya Stephenie with an E! > >Things are fine fine... lots

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Here ya go Skinny Dipping... An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees. One evening the old farme

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Heya Stephenie with an E! Things are fine fine... lots of changes in the last couple of years, but it's all good. I'm north of Atlanta, up in the mountains, on a lake. Getting cold here now. Was 48 degrees this morning. Only 69 right now with a low of 44 tonight. You need to go get yourself one

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Do you know the difference between Congress and a porcupine? With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside. On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 7:59 AM, Stephenie Hamilton <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > good morning cf'ers. i could really use a good joke, i am full up on > politics, financial woes etc. > who

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HEY YOU! its E with a K!!! i wondered where you have been have to read this through the web as i can't sign up for the lists with work email addy and i notice it puts all the authors as private, so if you don't put a signature, no one reading through the web knows who sent what... yep, i ha

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and I aplogize for the A .. I was too excited On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 12:31 PM, Erika L. Walker <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote: > O.M.G. > > She lives! She reads! She breathes! She types! > > First Beth, now STEPH-ANIE! > > **dances around** > > How the hell are ya gal! > > > On Wed, O

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O.M.G. She lives! She reads! She breathes! She types! First Beth, now STEPH-ANIE! **dances around** How the hell are ya gal! On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 10:59 AM, Stephenie Hamilton < [EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > good morning cf'ers. i could really use a good joke, i am full up on > po

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Yesterday, I went into the bank. The line was quite long, and the clerks moved with their uncanny slowness. Over the course of the fifteen minutes that passed in the line..I felt a rumbling from my tummy. I tried to ignore it, but five minutes later it happened again. I stepped to the side a bit,

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On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 8:24 AM, Stephenie Hamilton < [EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > rofl! now that's more like it... > w, i needed that...anybody have any more? > ~~ > steph > a married woman decides her love life needs to be spiced up a bit, so she buys a pair of crotchless panties and decides

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> -Original Message- > From: Stephenie Hamilton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Wednesday, October 01, 2008 11:00 AM > To: cf-community > Subject: I need a joke > > good morning cf'ers. i could really use a good joke, i am full up on > politics, financ

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whats the definition CONFUSION??? 20 blind lesbians in a fish market :) -- tony Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace. -- siddhartha gautama On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 11:24 AM, Stephenie Hamilton <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > rofl! now that's more like it... > woo

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Stephenie Hamilton wrote: > rofl! now that's more like it... > w, i needed that...anybody have any more? > ~~ > steph One of my oldest one-liners. Do you know what the difference is between people and computers? With computers the software goes into the hardware. Baa da dum! I'll be here a

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rofl! now that's more like it... w, i needed that...anybody have any more? ~~ steph >A young man and his new wife are driving down a dark, lonely road one night, >when the woman starts to feel a little randy. So she starts kissing his neck >and whispers into his ear: "You know, speed turns me

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A young man and his new wife are driving down a dark, lonely road one night, when the woman starts to feel a little randy. So she starts kissing his neck and whispers into his ear: "You know, speed turns me on." He says: "If I can get it over 100, will you get naked". "Oh yeah" she says. So he put

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Here's a rib splitter: There's a good chance that Sarah Palin will be our president within the next 4 years. Sorry - had to. :) On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 9:59 AM, Stephenie Hamilton < [EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > good morning cf'ers. i could really use a good joke, i am full up on > politics, fina

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good morning cf'ers. i could really use a good joke, i am full up on politics, financial woes etc. who has a rib splitter they will share? ~~ stephenie ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic rele