RE: Friday Dolphin Humor ...

2002-05-24 Thread bbraver
Ha, my usual score ;-) > > am I correct that to cut or trim something in English is > > to "bob" it? > > > > if so, what would you call it if they reduced welfare > > benefits? > > > > Bob Dole. > > > > > > Erm, well a Bob haircut is trimmed, and you can bob certain things, but > it's not used

RE: Friday Dolphin Humor ...

2002-05-24 Thread Larry Lyons
://www.ebstor.com http://www.pacel.com email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. -- > -Original Message- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, May 24, 2002 1:32 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: Friday Dolphin Humor .

RE: Friday Dolphin Humor ...

2002-05-24 Thread Philip Arnold - ASP
> am I correct that to cut or trim something in English is > to "bob" it? > > if so, what would you call it if they reduced welfare > benefits? > > Bob Dole. > > Erm, well a Bob haircut is trimmed, and you can bob certain things, but it's not used in common like that... 10 out of 10 for effort

RE: Friday Dolphin Humor ...

2002-05-24 Thread bbraver
Phil- am I correct that to cut or trim something in English is to "bob" it? if so, what would you call it if they reduced welfare benefits? Bob Dole. -Ben > > > > an unemployed porpoise is standing in a very long and > > imperceptibly > > > > moving dole queue. After hours of tedious shuf

Re: Friday Dolphin Humor ...

2002-05-24 Thread Bill Wheatley
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RE: Friday Dolphin Humor ...

2002-05-24 Thread Philip Arnold - ASP
> > > an unemployed porpoise is standing in a very long and > imperceptibly > > > moving dole queue. After hours of tedious shuffling, he > finally reaches > > > the front desk, only for the bespectacled clerk behind > the kiosk to > > > stick up a 'Position Closed' Sign. > > > > > > "What's going

Re: Friday Dolphin Humor ...

2002-05-24 Thread Bill Wheatley
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Re: Friday Dolphin Humor ...

2002-05-24 Thread bbraver
Yeah, it's a tough job, but you hope somebody does it!! ;-) > > A. Cause they don't snort, they blow. > > > where do i get one of these? im sure ive got a 'job' that needs doing ;) > > > > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > > adding a few of original Bennies to these wonderfully > > bad joke

Re: Friday Dolphin Humor ...

2002-05-24 Thread Mike Townend
in the UK... if your unemployed then you can claim benefits... called signing on to the dole.. so its dole finished... Beth F wrote: >>>an unemployed porpoise is standing in a very long and imperceptibly >>>moving dole queue. After hours of tedious shuffling, he finally reaches >>>the front d

Re: Friday Dolphin Humor ...

2002-05-24 Thread Mike Townend
> A. Cause they don't snort, they blow. where do i get one of these? im sure ive got a 'job' that needs doing ;) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > adding a few of original Bennies to these wonderfully > bad jokes: > > Q. How do dolphins get from one place to another? > A. In a shuttle pod. > >

Re: Friday Dolphin Humor ...

2002-05-24 Thread Beth F
> > an unemployed porpoise is standing in a very long and imperceptibly > > moving dole queue. After hours of tedious shuffling, he finally reaches > > the front desk, only for the bespectacled clerk behind the kiosk to > > stick up a 'Position Closed' Sign. > > > > "What's going on?!" demands th

Re: Friday Dolphin Humor ...

2002-05-24 Thread bbraver
adding a few of original Bennies to these wonderfully bad jokes: Q. How do dolphins get from one place to another? A. In a shuttle pod. Q. What does a dolphin do when broke? A. Asks a pal to slip him a fin. Q. Why can't dolphins do coke? A. Cause they don't snort, they blow. -Ben > .. Take

Re: Friday Dolphin Humor ...

2002-05-24 Thread Bill Wheatley
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