Go see it. Bring home a copy of the book, crack the binding and make
sure she sees it. If she suspects something, tell her you read this part
yesterday.
M
-Original Message-
From: Matthew Small [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:16 PM
To: CF-Community
Wear a wig so no one there will recognize you and then don't tell her.
I have a seriously tough choice to make:
1) Go see LOTR tonight and then get killed by my fiancee when she realizes
that I've already seen it
2) Die a slow painful death by not seeing it tonight.
HELP ME!
- Matt
Simple solution.
Take her with you tonight.
I was considering the same thing today, but Wendy seriously threatened me.
Ergo I did not go.
larry
At 04:15 PM 12/17/2003, you wrote:
I have a seriously tough choice to make:
1) Go see LOTR tonight and then get killed by my fiancee when she
Tell her... Gollum Gollum Precious, nasty hobbitses made me do it,
ye they didnasty fats hobbittses...
The power of the one ring had you spellbound, there was nothing you could
do.
It is AWESOME!!!
Beyond
Think of it not as dying a slow painful death but focus instead on how
pleasurable it will be to watch it with your fiance and savor that thought!
Tough love here...!
Patrick
-Original Message-
From: Matthew Small [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: December 17, 2003 4:16 PM
To:
3) Dump her for not going with you tonight.
-Kevin
- Original Message -
From: Matthew Small [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: CF-Community [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 3:15 PM
Subject: Tough Decision
I have a seriously tough choice to make:
1) Go see LOTR tonight and
Not easy, considering she's about 150 miles away.She won't be this weekend.
- Matt Small
- Original Message -
From: Larry C. Lyons
To: CF-Community
Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:22 PM
Subject: Re: Tough Decision
Simple solution.
Take her with you tonight.
I was considering
: Tough Decision
Wear a wig so no one there will recognize you and then don't tell her.
I have a seriously tough choice to make:
1) Go see LOTR tonight and then get killed by my fiancee when she realizes
that I've already seen it
2) Die a slow painful death by not seeing it tonight.
HELP ME
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Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 3:38 PM
Subject: Re: Tough Decision
I may actually have to convince her that I was kidnapped by friends who
used car jacks to keep my eyelids open and forced me to watch Return of the
King
- Matt Small
- Original Message -
From: Michael Dinowitz
3) Go, don't tell her that you saw it, then act surprised when
bites off and X giraffe X XXX elf sex? XX but
then XXX.
- Jim
Matthew Small wrote:
I have a seriously tough choice to make:
1) Go see LOTR tonight and then get killed by my fiancee when she
, 2003 4:22 PM
Subject: Re: Tough Decision
Simple solution.
Take her with you tonight.
I was considering the same thing today, but Wendy seriously threatened me.
Ergo I did not go.
larry
At 04:15 PM 12/17/2003, you wrote:
I have a seriously tough choice to make:
1) Go see LOTR tonight
Great thanks Jim that spoils the whole thing for me.
4) Have Jim spoil it for you and forget about enjoying yourself tonight.
M
-Original Message-
From: Jim Campbell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:35 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Tough Decision
3) Go
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Tough Decision
3) Go, don't tell her that you saw it, then act surprised when
bites off and X giraffe X XXX elf sex? XX but
then XXX.
- Jim
Matthew Small wrote:
I have a seriously tough choice to make:
1) Go see LOTR tonight
you can die a slow painful death by not seeing it tonite...or you can live a long painful existence with your fiancee/wife by seeing it tonite...
...something about Hell...fury...woman scorned... ??
I'd suffer thru the next 3 days rather than suffer thru all of the remaining days thereafter : )
Civilization? Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.
-Original Message-
From: Charlie Griefer [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: December 17, 2003 4:44 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Tough Decision
you can die a slow painful death by not seeing it tonite...or you can live a
long painful
OK, that's it. I've made the decision for us. We're going over to kidnap him and
force him to watch the movie. If he doesn't, we'll tie him to a chair in a strip
club with $400 in singles taped to his body. He'll have to watch the movie or
explain why!
--
It's not that I'm evil Who am I
Just have someone give him an enormous hickey and duck tape him to a
wall. Set up a Web cam so we can watch him explain it to his gf.
M
-Original Message-
From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:50 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Tough
Hehe... Reminds me of my old email signature - quoted from Red Green:
If your wife is having fun and you're not,
you're still having a lot more fun than if you're
having fun and she's not!' - Red Green
-Patrick
The scary part of it is that its all too true.
larry
--
Larry C. Lyons
I am so going tonight.Bye!!!
- Matt Small
- Original Message -
From: Larry C. Lyons
To: CF-Community
Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:58 PM
Subject: RE: Tough Decision
Hehe... Reminds me of my old email signature - quoted from Red Green:
If your wife is having fun and you're
OK, that's it. I've made the decision for us. We're going over to
kidnap him and
force him to watch the movie. If he doesn't, we'll tie him to a
chair in a strip
club with $400 in singles taped to his body. He'll have to watch the movie or
explain why!
--
It's not that I'm evil Who am I
Enjoy. I might drag Wendy off to it once we've taken care of the ferrets.
larry
I am so going tonight.Bye!!!
- Matt Small
- Original Message -
From: Larry C. Lyons
To: CF-Community
Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:58 PM
Subject: RE: Tough Decision
Hehe... Reminds me of my old email
ROFLMAO. Have fun!
-Patrick
-Original Message-
From: Matthew Small [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: December 17, 2003 5:08 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Tough Decision
I am so going tonight.Bye!!!
- Matt Small
- Original Message -
From: Larry C. Lyons
To: CF-Community
Sent
Oh for heaven's sake, just GO!
Women. Duh!
Phil is welcome to go by himself if he really really wanted to.
See, it's you men sometimes that give us all a bad name. Wishy washy
creatures.
Bah!
:P
/me runs.
Cheers,
Erika
-Original Message-
From: Matthew Small [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Oh for heaven's sake, just GO!
Women. Duh!
Phil is welcome to go by himself if he really really wanted
to. See, it's you men sometimes that give us all a bad name.
Wishy washy creatures. Bah!
:P
/me runs.
/me looks around...
Right, see ya later
/me runs off to cinema
Seriously though,
Neither will most men but it takes a special woman!
-Original Message-
From: Ben Braver [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 3:19 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re:Tough Decision
Phil-
Instead of asking her if she wants to see it twice,
ask if she wants to come to
17, 2003 4:50 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Tough Decision
OK, that's it. I've made the decision for us. We're going over to kidnap
him and
force him to watch the movie. If he doesn't, we'll tie him to a chair in
a strip
club with $400 in singles taped to his body. He'll have to watch
...and a nap in between... (yes, I'm *old*): )
- Original Message -
From: Andre Turrettini
To: CF-Community
Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 4:21 PM
Subject: RE: Tough Decision
Neither will most men but it takes a special woman!
-Original Message-
From: Ben Braver [mailto
LOLOL!!! Phil needs a nap too ;)
/me runs ...
Cheers,
Erika
--
-Original Message-
From: Charlie Griefer [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
...and a nap in between... (yes, I'm *old*): )
- Original Message -
From: Andre
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