Re: Tech Support people are that FAST??

2009-10-21 Thread Randy Adkins
I gave up waiting after 10 minutes. On Tue, Oct 20, 2009 at 6:34 PM, C. Hatton Humphrey wrote: > > so how long did it take? > > Until Later! > C. Hatton Humphrey > http://www.eastcoastconservative.com > > No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large > number of electrons were

Re: Tech Support people are that FAST??

2009-10-20 Thread C. Hatton Humphrey
so how long did it take? Until Later! C. Hatton Humphrey http://www.eastcoastconservative.com No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced. On Tue, Oct 20, 2009 at 6:20 PM, Vivec wrote: > > someone used a wrong decimal poin

Re: Tech Support people are that FAST??

2009-10-20 Thread Vivec
someone used a wrong decimal point in their code or something lol ^_^ 2009/10/20 Randy Adkins : >> Your position in the queue: 123. Estimated wait: 0 minutes, 7 seconds. > ~| Want to reach the ColdFusion community with something

Tech Support people are that FAST??

2009-10-20 Thread Randy Adkins
Having an issue on a site that I use for college and had to go to Support. Here is the message I am prompted with: Your position in the queue: 123. Estimated wait: 0 minutes, 7 seconds. WOW, you can service 123 people in 7 SECONDS DAMN!

Re: Tech Support from the very beginning

2007-05-18 Thread Dana
Interesting. There's another version of this on youtube that has subtitles in English only. It goes on to include the IT telling him to read the manual, but of course he can't open that either. Dana On 5/18/07, Zaphod Beeblebrox <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Our brethren have been having to suppor

Re: Tech Support from the very beginning

2007-05-18 Thread [EMAIL PROTECTED]
it. Definitely going to save this one. > > Bruce > > -Original Message- > From: Zaphod Beeblebrox [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Friday, May 18, 2007 7:08 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Tech Support from the very beginning > > Our brethren have been ha

RE: Tech Support from the very beginning

2007-05-18 Thread Bruce Sorge
That is classic. I love it. Definitely going to save this one. Bruce -Original Message- From: Zaphod Beeblebrox [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, May 18, 2007 7:08 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Tech Support from the very beginning Our brethren have been having to support users for

Tech Support from the very beginning

2007-05-18 Thread Zaphod Beeblebrox
Our brethren have been having to support users for ages! http://www.moyerfamily.name/IT_Pro.wmv ~| Upgrade to Adobe ColdFusion MX7 Experience Flex 2 & MX7 integration & create powerful cross-platform RIAs http://www.adobe.com/pro

Re: to those who've done tech support

2007-02-19 Thread Paul Ihrig
nice ~| Macromedia ColdFusion MX7 Upgrade to MX7 & experience time-saving features, more productivity. http://www.adobe.com/products/coldfusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:2283

to those who've done tech support

2007-02-19 Thread Dana
we salute you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRjVeRbhtRU&NR -- No enemies had ever taken Ankh-Morpock. Well technically they had, quite often; the city welcomed free-spending barbarian invaders, but somehow the puzzled raiders found, after a few days, that they didn't own their horses any more,

Re: SPAM-LOW: Re: tech support ?

2005-08-19 Thread S . Isaac Dealey
"S. Isaac Dealey" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "CF-Community" > Sent: Friday, August 19, 2005 8:24 PM > Subject: SPAM-LOW: Re: tech support ? >>> http://65.24.134.81/KipSolutions/Downloads/IndiaHelpdesk >>> .h >>> tm-- >> >> That&#

Re: SPAM-LOW: Re: tech support ?

2005-08-19 Thread Matthew Blatchley
Never saw this before...some of it is pretty funny stuff...thanks for the link :) - Original Message - From: "S. Isaac Dealey" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" Sent: Friday, August 19, 2005 8:24 PM Subject: SPAM-LOW: Re: tech support ? >>

Re: tech support ?

2005-08-19 Thread S . Isaac Dealey
> http://65.24.134.81/KipSolutions/Downloads/IndiaHelpdesk.h > tm-- That's both old and not on the author's site... http://www.illwillpress.com s. isaac dealey 954.522.6080 new epoch : isn't it time for a change? add features without fixtures with the onTap open source framework http://www

RE: tech support ?

2005-08-19 Thread Jason Radosevich
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tech support ?

2005-08-19 Thread DRE
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Re: tech support horror story

2004-09-10 Thread Robert Munn
Classic! >Just heard this one: > >ME: OK, now I want you to right-click on the main window of the application. >THEM: How do I do that? >ME: Just move the mouse over that window and then right-click. >THEM: OK.  [tap-tap-tap-tap-tap]  Nothing happened. >ME: Hmmm... You're sure your mouse is over

Re: tech support horror story

2004-09-10 Thread G
Ok, that is hilarious.   - Original Message -   From: Larry C. Lyons   To: CF-Community   Sent: Thursday, September 09, 2004 6:08 PM   Subject: tech support horror story   Just heard this one:   ME: OK, now I want you to right-click on the main window of the application.   THEM

Re: tech support horror story

2004-09-09 Thread Sam Morris
I like the one where tech say's: please make sure the tail is facing away form you. -sm --- "Larry C. Lyons" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Just heard this one: > > ME: OK, now I want you to right-click on the main > window of the application. > THEM: How do I do that? > ME: Just move the mouse

tech support horror story

2004-09-09 Thread Larry C. Lyons
Just heard this one: ME: OK, now I want you to right-click on the main window of the application. THEM: How do I do that? ME: Just move the mouse over that window and then right-click. THEM: OK.  [tap-tap-tap-tap-tap]  Nothing happened. ME: Hmmm... You're sure your mouse is over the main window? T

Re: The Woes of Tech Support

2003-10-24 Thread Ben Doom
While doing tech support in college, I learned that there are basically two types of people I'd go out to help (I was the "on-site" guy). The first were generally nice people, who knew that the wierd quirks of computers and the network weren't something they would understan

RE: The Woes of Tech Support

2003-10-23 Thread Dan Phillips \(CFXHosting.com\)
Yeah I usually find that the ego comes out when they feel they have to defend themselves. -Original Message- From: cantrl. a [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, October 23, 2003 4:26 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re:The Woes of Tech Support The guy may be intellegent, but he

Re:The Woes of Tech Support

2003-10-23 Thread cantrl . a
The guy may be intellegent, but he sounds like he has a bad ego. I've also found a lot of people that flaunt their big titles and list of degrees to show proof of their intellegence to e... not be so intellegent. Say you did think this guy was the most stupid person on earth; if he were so int

RE: The Woes of Tech Support

2003-10-23 Thread Bill Wheatley
mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, October 23, 2003 1:50 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: The Woes of Tech Support That's a cool idea. I have never written a .reg file before do you know of a good web resource for this? If I can create the files on the fly using CF the user could

RE: The Woes of Tech Support

2003-10-23 Thread cfhelp
That's a cool idea. I have never written a .reg file before do you know of a good web resource for this? If I can create the files on the fly using CF the user could download it through the Control Panel. Would I need to create different filed for NT, 2K, 9x, millennium and XP?  Is there somethin

RE: The Woes of Tech Support

2003-10-23 Thread cfhelp
ion MX come to mind anybody?  Windows? - Matt Small   - Original Message -   From: cfhelp   To: CF-Community   Sent: Thursday, October 23, 2003 11:54 AM   Subject: The Woes of Tech Support   So I am sending email back and forth with a client. In the last email   correspondent with him I state

Re:The Woes of Tech Support

2003-10-23 Thread Jochem van Dieten
cfhelp wrote: >So I am sending email back and forth with a client. In the last email >correspondent with him I stated for the 3rd time the correct email settings >for Outlook Express. Doesn't Outlook store its settings in the Registry? Can't you just send him a .reg file to double-click? Jochem

Re: The Woes of Tech Support

2003-10-23 Thread Charlie Griefer
>> - Original Message - >> From: Kevin Graeme >> To: CF-Community >> Sent: Thursday, October 23, 2003 9:03 AM >> Subject: Re: The Woes of Tech Support >> >> Ha! I work at a "World Class" University. Having a lot of education doesn

Re: The Woes of Tech Support

2003-10-23 Thread Matthew Small
unity   Sent: Thursday, October 23, 2003 11:54 AM   Subject: The Woes of Tech Support   So I am sending email back and forth with a client. In the last email   correspondent with him I stated for the 3rd time the correct email settings   for Outlook Express. I have been very polite and patient bu

Re: The Woes of Tech Support

2003-10-23 Thread Kevin Graeme
- Original Message - From: "cfhelp" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, October 23, 2003 10:54 AM Subject: The Woes of Tech Support > So I am sending email back and forth with a client. In the last email > corresp

The Woes of Tech Support

2003-10-23 Thread cfhelp
So I am sending email back and forth with a client. In the last email correspondent with him I stated for the 3rd time the correct email settings for Outlook Express. I have been very polite and patient but he replies back with this. "In spite of the fact that some of the emails may cause you to t

Tech Support Humour

2002-11-26 Thread Philip Arnold - ASP
I found this on another list I'm on - it's written first person, but it's not mine, but it's still quite funny... READ FIRST, THEN OPEN THE PICTURE Last week I was with one of my summer interns in the lobby when a receptionist complained that her printer wasn't working. The intern discovered a

Tech support

2001-06-05 Thread Kola Oyedeji
Marketing department emailed this to me, thought i'd share it >Dear Tech Support: > >Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow >down in the performance of flower and jewelry applications that had >operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 > &g

Microsoft Tech Support vs. Psychic Friends Network

2001-04-30 Thread Larry Lyons
I found this on another list, it was good enough to share. http://www.bmug.org/news/articles/MSvsPF.html have fun, larry -- Larry C. Lyons ColdFusion/Web Developer EBStor.com 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 tel: (703) 393-7930 fax: (703) 393-2659 Web: http://www