Comment #124 on issue 31482 by waters.simon: Huge amount of goats teleported
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One can avoid these goat issues entirely by inserting a bridge with a
proprietary
troll into a network choke point, I continue to be amazed at how few people
Comment #122 on issue 31482 by seventoes: Huge amount of goats teleported
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Guys, as good of a writer as ba... is, he's got more important things to
worry about
right now. Oswald needs to be found first.
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Comment #121 on issue 31482 by dotlizard: Huge amount of goats teleported
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@#120 seriously, if @ba... doesn't blog, he or she totally should.
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Comment #118 on issue 31482 by dotlizard: Huge amount of goats teleported
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ba..., i look forward to your daily updates, as they not only define the
scope of the
problem, but also provide valuable insights into goat politics.
Fascinating
Comment #117 on issue 31482 by ba...@harkcom.co.uk: Huge amount of goats
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Follow-up to comment 112.
Oswald has disappeared. Time of departure is still a little hazy, but
probably
sometime between yesterday evening and start
Comment #114 on issue 31482 by saladpope: Huge amount of goats teleported
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Someone here left a browser open over the weekend and it appears (based on a
preliminary hoof count) that we had a minimum of four incoming goat
collisions and
co
Comment #113 on issue 31482 by roshan.chhotu: Huge amount of goats
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After reading the "Men Who Stare At Goats" by Jon Ronson I feel that Google
may be
taking part in a much wider conspiracy with the US Government.
The rate
Comment #112 on issue 31482 by ba...@harkcom.co.uk: Huge amount of goats
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Not good. Apparently, the goats have applied for their area to be granted
an SSSI
certificate (Site of Special Scientific Int
Comment #111 on issue 31482 by ba...@harkcom.co.uk: Huge amount of goats
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Follow-up to comment 97.
Oh dear. Monday morning...Arrived at the office to discover that the goats
have
divided the office in half, with their area a
Comment #110 on issue 31482 by jsiltala: Huge amount of goats teleported
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Clearly this bug is simply an unfortunate side-effect of insufficient GNOME
integration. If we used a properly engineered GEGL, goat teleportation
would not be an
Comment #109 on issue 31482 by tony.curzonprice: Huge amount of goats
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Why is google trying to muscle-in on Farmville's markets with this kind of
experimental feature? Another market it can't keep its hands off.
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Comment #108 on issue 31482 by bheerssen: Huge amount of goats teleported
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Does anyone know if this might presage a major platform shift away from href="http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html";>PigeonRank? If
so, is
there any da
Comment #107 on issue 31482 by kevincantu: Huge amount of goats teleported
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It is possible that the goat teleportation subsystems would be more
efficient if they
were re-written using "go"...
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Comment #106 on issue 31482 by badpazzword: Huge amount of goats teleported
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Besides, cows don't go together as well with a certain URL shortener.
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Comment #105 on issue 31482 by tha...@chromium.org: Huge amount of goats
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JJ: On average, it's only 7.5 goats (possibly less if your system's random
number
generator has low entropy in its low bits).
To show the teleportat
Comment #104 on issue 31482 by JJ.Macalinao: Huge amount of goats teleported
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After looking at the code review (Comment 88/91), I can see that the
teleportation
rate has decreased, but don't you think the rate's still too fast or too
mu
Comment #102 on issue 31482 by nonobvious: Huge amount of goats teleported
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Actually it's not the number of goats - it's the size of one instance of an
Enormous
Mutant Star Goat, measured in standard goat sizes.
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Comment #101 on issue 31482 by iambob: Huge amount of goats teleported
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Oddly enough, I only ended up with one goat. He started watching the MTZ
and wanted to
go to the Ragu Festival to go mosh pitting. I wasn't down with that, so I
got
Comment #100 on issue 31482 by gab...@t-online.hu: Huge amount of goats
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Caution! Goat is in fact Klingon raiding party in disguise. Do not use! I
repeat, DO
NOT USE!
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Comment #99 on issue 31482 by rfw888: Huge amount of goats teleported
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wtf with all these goats? I don't even have chrome...
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Comment #98 on issue 31482 by sandiskr: Huge amount of goats teleported
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You all are blind. That certainly is one goat transported forth and back
again. Since
nobody of you have attached correct teleportation portal to your machine,
no
Comment #97 on issue 31482 by ba...@harkcom.co.uk: Huge amount of goats
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Follow-up to comment 73...our attempts to oust these goats from our office
is
becoming problematic. Currently, they're all congregated by the coffee
Comment #96 on issue 31482 by dotlizard: Huge amount of goats teleported
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What if a goat *becomes* pregnant whilst being teleported? According to some
religious mythology, I think that might be considered an immaculate
conception, and
th
Comment #95 on issue 31482 by m.veldthuis: Huge amount of goats teleported
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What if a teleported goat is pregnant? Does that count as one or two goats
teleported?
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Comment #94 on issue 31482 by soumen.dass: Huge amount of goats teleported
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Cthulhu has stopped snoring. Stop the bleating. NOW.
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Comment #91 on issue 31482 by bugdro...@chromium.org: Huge amount of goats
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The following revision refers to this bug:
http://src.chromium.org/viewvc/chrome?view=rev&revision=36154
Comment #90 on issue 31482 by gguillotte: Huge amount of goats teleported
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I believe goat teleportation isn't implemented in Windows for fear of
issues with mold
inherent in the APIs that could lead to deadly blue goat cheese, aka BCOD.
Comment #89 on issue 31482 by wm.horan: Huge amount of goats teleported
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I just the other day got...an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock
in the
morning on Friday. I got it yesterday. Why? Because it got tangled up with
all the
Comment #79 on issue 31482 by sar10538: Huge amount of goats teleported
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This really gets my goat!
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Comment #78 on issue 31482 by cthoyes: Huge amount of goats teleported
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Do I have to report goats received on my income tax?
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Comment #77 on issue 31482 by EmperorShishire: Huge amount of goats
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Hold on, hold on... Has anyone thought about the issues involved in
teleporting
goats to non-US areas? Customs fees aren't exactly cheap, and the
possi
Comment #76 on issue 31482 by iambob: Huge amount of goats teleported
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I think there is a huge goat leak somewhere. If I leave Chrome open for an
extended
period of time, the number of goats being teleported continues to increase.
Left
Comment #75 on issue 31482 by mahakaruna: Huge amount of goats teleported
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@comment71
it's the gnome-interface for goat teleportation
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Comment #74 on issue 31482 by kevinbosak: Huge amount of goats teleported
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The issue isn't the teleportation of goats or how it's done.. they're sent
from
somewhere at Google, to your browser, and right back again. But with such
quanti
Comment #73 on issue 31482 by ba...@harkcom.co.uk: Huge amount of goats
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We've only got one guy using Chrome here, everyone else uses Firefox and
yet the
office is still full of these damn goats wandering around all over the
Comment #72 on issue 31482 by luke.schlather: Huge amount of goats
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In reply to comment 67, please file another bug to get a properly localized
string
for goat.
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Comment #71 on issue 31482 by mpstevensuk: Huge amount of goats teleported
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Don't understand the proposal in comment 70 - what is step 3?
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Comment #70 on issue 31482 by nepman: Huge amount of goats teleported
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1) Run Google Chrome
2) Teleport some goats
3) ...
4) PROFIIIT!
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Comment #69 on issue 31482 by david.ursem: Huge amount of goats teleported
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I think this is will become a serious hazard to the food-chain in countries
with a
lot of Google Chrome users.
Also, in countries with a lot of IE-users, the go
Comment #68 on issue 31482 by Viktor.Wilhelmsson: Huge amount of goats
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Comment #67 on issue 31482 by jan.benedek: Huge amount of goats teleported
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Czech translation is bad, use word for shheps, not fro goats, please fix.
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Comment #66 on issue 31482 by badpazzword: Huge amount of goats teleported
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Chromium is Open Source. I suggest you check the source to answer your
questions,
m.krenek.
Alternatively you can attach strace to one of the chromium processes
Comment #65 on issue 31482 by m.krenek: Huge amount of goats teleported
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Which teleportation principle are you using? Do you use quantum
teleportation (based
on quantum entanglement)? If so, ho did you measure wave function of
macroscop
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Escaping, too many goats!
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Comment #63 on issue 31482 by jonsdenni: Huge amount of goats teleported
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I had a power outage in the middle of a goat teleportation, and upon
restoring power I
attempted to complete the process. However, rather than continuing from
wh
Comment #62 on issue 31482 by jasenwebster: Huge amount of goats teleported
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Where exactly does the goat transport layer fit into the OSI model?
I believe it uses GTP (Goat Transport Protocol) to teleport the goats. Now
I just
need to f
Comment #61 on issue 31482 by talktoveera: Huge amount of goats teleported
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I think this is why Google teleporting goats! -
http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/05/mowing-with-goats.html
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Comment #60 on issue 31482 by alex.eltherington: Huge amount of goats
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I belive this has something to do with the goats for Africa campaign:
http://www.farmafricapresents.org.uk/buy/item/2
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Comment #59 on issue 31482 by milkygto: Huge amount of goats teleported
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I think this is a high priority! I use teleport a lot myself to travel.
Unable to teleport goat in an atomic transaction
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Comment #58 on issue 31482 by matt.causey: Huge amount of goats teleported
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I don't see any license information about the teleporter. Will this
functionality be backported to the
mainline kernel tree?
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Comment #57 on issue 31482 by cg.wowus.cg: Huge amount of goats teleported
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This must be part of a secret Google plan branding all animals (starting
with goats)
with AdWords.
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Comment #44 on issue 31482 by bigpresh: Huge amount of goats teleported
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@sean mc.rae (#40):
Wrong animal! I bet ewe feel sheepish now? :)
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Comment #34 on issue 31482 by montyphyton: Huge amount of goats teleported
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Does Obama know about this?
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Comment #28 on issue 31482 by ontolo: Huge amount of goats teleported
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Goat_TO is considered harmful.
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Comment #27 on issue 31482 by rickoshay: Huge amount of goats teleported
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This has used up all my physical goat storage and I've had to start using
virtual
goats, leading to excessive goat swapping.
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Comment #26 on issue 31482 by bdonlan: Huge amount of goats teleported
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@luke,
This bug is about the excessive teleportation rate. If you are having
problems with
goats being transported beyond the range of your teleporter (with the
mo
Comment #25 on issue 31482 by luke.schlather: Huge amount of goats
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How is it that Chrome still has these enormous show-stopper bugs on Linux?
I'm not
going to introduce this kind of system instability just to get a mild
p
Comment #24 on issue 31482 by cdutchyn: Huge amount of goats teleported
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Hey. My office is filled with goats. Stop it already -- I can't get to my
computer and teleport them out.
...
Stop that chewing on my coat ...
Hey...
Help...
Comment #23 on issue 31482 by ruiml3: Huge amount of goats teleported
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I'm sad that my Chrome doesn't have the goat teleportation feature. Is it
possible to
wear a goat suit and be teleported?
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Comment #22 on issue 31482 by aohelin: Huge amount of goats teleported
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Confirmed on Debian stable, i686, chromium 4.0.266.0. I'm currently
teleporting goats
using energy stolen from my employer, so that is not an issue. However,
there
Comment #21 on issue 31482 by servaasg: Huge amount of goats teleported
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Here in the Netherlands many goats suffer from Q fever, which can be
transmitted to
humans through contaminated dust particles. (see
http://news.google.com/news?q=g
Comment #20 on issue 31482 by web.t...@nexusmedia.com: Huge amount of goats
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Google: "All your goats are belong to us!"
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Comment #19 on issue 31482 by Gunjan2307: Huge amount of goats teleported
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all your goats are belong to us!!! [[Evil laugh]]
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Comment #18 on issue 31482 by janssen.sjuul: Huge amount of goats teleported
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I suppose we should use less GOATO statements in our teleport method
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Comment #17 on issue 31482 by apostolo...@gmail.com: Huge amount of goats
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What happens if a fly enters the teleportation chamber with one of the
goats? We need
a test case for that.
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Comment #16 on issue 31482 by m...@chromium.org: Huge amount of goats
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The teleportation rate is actually a linear function of the number of tabs
you have open.
Each tab has to teleport a certain number of goats to operate,
Comment #15 on issue 31482 by noisy75: Huge amount of goats teleported
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Ha ha...let this be a lesson to all you goat farmers out thereif you
farmed yaks
instead you wouldn't have lost your herd.
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Comment #10 on issue 31482 by jordonwii: Huge amount of goats teleported
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Umm, dare I ask, but why the heck is there a goats teleported column???
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Comment #7 on issue 31482 by miran.merljak: Huge amount of goats teleported
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Serious bug! I am switching from Chrome back to Internet Explorer 5;)
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Comment #5 on issue 31482 by cdib...@google.com: Huge amount of goats
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Mare imbrium's goat teleportation station is showing different totals. We
might have
an off by one effort, or a missing goat.
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Ben, could you take a look?
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@Andzlatin.
either bug or egg, but it realy teleports goats too fast.
note, that the teleportation performed even if nobody see it.
i guess on your WinXP
Comment #2 on issue 31482 by Andzlatin: Huge amount of goats teleported
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It's not Bug, it's just an Easter Egg than Google has imported to his
Chrome.
It's not working @ my Windows XP Home Edition SP3 32bit
May work on some XP versions,
Comment #1 on issue 31482 by qwigly...@gmail.com: Huge amount of goats
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Confirmed for 4.0.266.0 ubuntu linux 64
After restarting browser, number of teleported goats is reset.
it counts for about 12000 per sec.
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