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President Bush was visiting an elementary school
one dayand before he left he declared he would have a brief question and
answer period with the children in the classroom.
Billy, a determined looking young boy piped up and
said "Mr President,I have three questions for you: 1. W
Man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I
have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain
That is the way we are in this country. We are fond of eye service and
white-washing. Because a big man, an international figure is visiting
Nigeria, all of a sudden, NEPA workers have woken up to their
responsibility," Segun Adepoju, a trader had said on Friday.
"I have always said that the prob
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THE ONLY JOKE IS YOU, YOU SCHMUCK !!!
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At a medical doctor's convention in Europe, a conversation took place in a
pub after an enthusiastic midday lecture. Four doctors from different
countries (one of them from the US) shared a table.
The first doctor said "In my country, health
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How nationalities differ
"On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following
people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 Engl
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Blonde secretary's memo to her boss:
TO: My Boss
From:Blondie
RE: Changing calendars from Y2K
I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions b
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This is just too awful!
Vicky
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To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Wednesday, January 06, 1999 8:12 AM
Subject: [CTRL] Joke
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Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that the soles
of his feet became quite thick and hard. Being a very spiritual
person, he ate very little, and often fasted. As a result, he was
quite thin and frail.
Furthermore, due to his d
