Just in time for Mother's Day. My mom will love these.
Thanks.
On Fri, May 11, 2012 at 5:59 PM, Michael B. Smith wrote:
> Fun Puns for Educated Minds
>
> 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He
> acquired his size from too much pi.
>
> 2. I thought I saw an eye
:-)
John W. Cook
Network Operations Manager
Partnership for Strong Families
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From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:mich...@smithcons.com]
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2012 05:59 PM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: OT: Friday Funny
Fun Puns for Educated Minds
1. The fattest
Fun Puns for Educated Minds
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He
acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be
an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her sti
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> *From:* Paul Steele [mailto:paul.ste...@acadiau.ca]
> *Sent:* Sunday, March 20, 2011 11:17 AM
> *To:* MS-Exchange Admin Issues
> *Subject:* RE: [OT] Friday Funny
>
>
>
> I have yet to get a Facebook account, and after watching the
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Sent: Monday, March 21, 2011 8:31 AM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: RE: [OT] Friday Funny
I refuse to open an account/profile on any SN site.
I value my time away from the computer, after work hours, too much.
Although, I can see if it helps you keep
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From: Paul Steele [mailto:paul.ste...@acadiau.ca]
Sent: Sunday, March 20, 2011 11:17 AM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: RE: [OT] Friday Funny
com]
> *Sent:* March-19-11 10:52 PM
> *To:* MS-Exchange Admin Issues
> *Subject:* RE: [OT] Friday Funny
>
>
>
> It does have its uses, though. Through it, I can keep in touch with my
> nephew who lives in Tokyo. Luckily, he was nowhere near where the tsunami
> hit
I have yet to get a Facebook account, and after watching the Social Network I
have even less desire. I still use email...
From: pdw1...@hotmail.com [mailto:pdw1...@hotmail.com]
Sent: March-19-11 10:52 PM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: RE: [OT] Friday Funny
It does have its uses, though
: Re: [OT] Friday Funny
> To: exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.com
>
> On Fri, Mar 18, 2011 at 9:42 PM, Micheal Espinola Jr
> wrote:
> > This highlights many reasons why I hardly use facebook anymore.
>
> The block/ignore feature is essential.
>
> (Assuming yo
On Fri, Mar 18, 2011 at 9:42 PM, Micheal Espinola Jr
wrote:
> This highlights many reasons why I hardly use facebook anymore.
The block/ignore feature is essential.
(Assuming you find *some* of the people you know on Facebook worthwhile.)
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On Fri, Mar 18, 2011 at 6:39 AM, Michael B. Smith wrote:
> OK, this one is funny. May be NSFW.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLefo0fn96o
>
> Regards,
>
> Michael B. Smith
> Consultant and Exchange MVP
> http://TheEss
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Sent: Friday, March 18, 2011 9:39 AM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: [OT] Friday Funny
OK, this one is funny. May be NSFW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLefo0fn96o
Regards,
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I could not have said it better myself!
Thanks Michael!
Chris
On Fri, Mar 18, 2011 at 8:39 AM, Michael B. Smith wrote:
> OK, this one is funny. May be NSFW.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLefo0fn96o
>
> Regards,
>
> Michael B. Smith
> Consultant and Exchange MVP
> http://TheEssentialExcha
OK, this one is funny. May be NSFW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLefo0fn96o
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> > -Original Message-----
> > From: Ben Scott [mailto:mailvor...@gmail.com]
> > Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57
Scott [mailto:mailvor...@gmail.com]
> Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57 PM
> To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
> Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funny
>
> On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 9:17 AM, Andy Shook wrote:
>> What do you call a fly without wings?
>> A 'walk'.
>
> Q:
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A FSH!!
J
Paul G.
From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com]
Sent: 30 April 2010 14:17
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: [ot] Friday Funny
What do you call a fly
, 2010 6:50 PM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny
What do you call a quadriplegic hanging on the wall?
Art
>>> John Cook 4/30/2010 11:05 AM >>>
What do you call a quadriplegic in a pool?
Bob
What do you call a Quadriplegic in a hot tub?
Stew
What do
gmail.com]
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57 PM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funny
On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 9:17 AM, Andy Shook wrote:
> What do you call a fly without wings?
> A ‘walk’.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye-deer. [say it out loud]
010 1:57 PM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funny
On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 9:17 AM, Andy Shook wrote:
> What do you call a fly without wings?
> A 'walk'.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye-deer. [say it out loud]
Q: What do you call a deer wi
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. You just have to figure out how to get the in there.
From: Kim Longenbaugh [mailto:k...@colonialsavings.com]
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 12:49 PM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny
No, no, you have it all wrong
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From: Scot Parsons [mailto:spars...@scetv.org]
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 2:26 PM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny
How did Helen Keller burn her face?
Bobbing for fries.
-Original Message-
From: John Cook
How did Helen Keller burn her face?
Bobbing for fries.
-Original Message-
From: John Cook [mailto:john.c...@pfsf.org]
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 2:05 PM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny
What do you call a quadriplegic in a pool?
Bob
What do you call a
I was trying to make it cleaner for the list.
From: Kim Longenbaugh [mailto:k...@colonialsavings.com]
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 1:49 PM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny
No, no, you have it all wrong. He wasn't following the chicken, he was stuck
to it.
From:
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> -Original Message-
> From: Ben Scott [mailto:mailvor...@gmail.com]
> Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57 PM
> To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
> Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funn
there's one more line to this particular joke that you neglected to share...
On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 1:57 PM, Ben Scott wrote:
> On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 9:17 AM, Andy Shook wrote:
>> What do you call a fly without wings?
>> A ‘walk’.
>
> Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
> A: No eye-d
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-Original Message-
From: Ben Scott [mailto:mailvor...@gmail.com]
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57 PM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funny
On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 9:17 AM, Andy Shook
On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 9:17 AM, Andy Shook wrote:
> What do you call a fly without wings?
> A ‘walk’.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye-deer. [say it out loud]
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no eye-deer.
-- Ben
No, no, you have it all wrong. He wasn't following the chicken, he was
stuck to it.
From: Scot Parsons [mailto:spars...@scetv.org]
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 12:04 PM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny
Why did the pervert cross the road?
He was foll
Why did the pervert cross the road?
He was following the chicken.
From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com]
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 12:59 PM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny
Two muffins are cooking in a oven. The first muffin turns to the other and
says
o: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funny
Whats brown and sticky
a stick
On 30 April 2010 14:43, Maglinger, Paul
mailto:pmaglin...@scvl.com>> wrote:
How many Freemasons does it take to change a light bulb?
It's a secret!
From: Reische Jay
[mailto:reische.
-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funny
Whats brown and sticky
a stick
On 30 April 2010 14:43, Maglinger, Paul wrote:
How many Freemasons does it take to change a light bulb?
It's a secret!
From: Reische Jay [mailto:reische...@johndeere.com]
Sent: Friday, April
9 AM
> *To:* MS-Exchange Admin Issues
> *Subject:* RE: [ot] Friday Funny
>
>
>
> 2 Goldfish are in a tank, one says to the other, "You man the guns - I'll
> drive"...
>
>
>
>
>
> * *
>
> *Jay Reische*
> *Enterprise Exchange Administrator
&g
How many Freemasons does it take to change a light bulb?
It's a secret!
From: Reische Jay [mailto:reische...@johndeere.com]
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:39 AM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny
2 Goldfish are in a tank, one says to the other, "Y
I really got a bang out of that one, although at first I thought there
was something fishy about it.
From: Reische Jay [mailto:reische...@johndeere.com]
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:39 AM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny
2 Goldfish are in a tank, one says to
0, 2010 8:26 AM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny
What do you get if you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com]
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:17 AM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: [ot] Fri
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Na cho Cheese.
_
From: Jonathan Link [mailto:jonathan.l...@gmail.com]
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 9:32 AM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funny
My daughter (4 years old) loves this joke...
gt;
> *From:* Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com]
> *Sent:* Friday, April 30, 2010 8:17 AM
> *To:* MS-Exchange Admin Issues
> *Subject:* [ot] Friday Funny
>
>
>
> What do you call a fly without wings?
>
>
>
> A ‘walk’.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Shook
>
>
>
What do you get if you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com]
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:17 AM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: [ot] Friday Funny
What do you call a fly without wings?
A '
What do you call a fly without wings?
A 'walk'.
Shook
How about Friday Irony? Seems a better fit, because from a quick perusal of
the page, it looks like it's taking itself seriously.
On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 8:18 AM, Michael B. Smith wrote:
> http://www.microsoft.com/education/competencies/humor.mspx
>
> Regards,
>
> Michael B. Smith
> Consultant a
Is there a cert for that, or do you just need to be certifiable?
-Original Message-
From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:mich...@smithcons.com]
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 7:18 AM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: [ot] Friday Funny: Microsoft Competency in Humor
http://www.microsoft.com
http://www.microsoft.com/education/competencies/humor.mspx
Regards,
Michael B. Smith
Consultant and Exchange MVP
http://TheEssentialExchange.com
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From: Steven M. Caesare [mailto:scaes...@caesare.com]
Sent: Saturday, July 18, 2009 5:07 AM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: RE: OT: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart
How does public radio manage to make audio sound "
How does public radio manage to make audio sound "beige"?
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> -Original Message-
> From: Kurt Buff [mailto:kurt.b...@gmail.com]
> Sent: Friday, July 17, 2009 8:05 PM
> To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
> Subject: Re: OT: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart
>
>
On Fri, Jul 17, 2009 at 07:05, Sherry Abercrombie wrote:
> Mr. Caesare, this is especially for you since you need a laugh or two to get
> you through the long day/night you have scheduled. Warning, some may find
> this politically, moraly or gender(ly) incorrect, but it's one of the
> funniest thi
Mr. Caesare, this is especially for you since you need a laugh or two to get
you through the long day/night you have scheduled. Warning, some may find
this politically, moraly or gender(ly) incorrect, but it's one of the
funniest things I've read since the squirrel & motorcycle story.(1, 3 &
1
Microsoft officielt har mistet deres sind.
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> The Word icon is such a slut.
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I admit it. I love Steve Ballmer. He may be why I keep my shares.
From: "Steve Szabo"
Sent: Thursday, February 19, 2009 10:31 PM
To: "MS-Exchange Admin Issues"
Subject: OT: Friday Funny
Steve Ballmer selling Windows 1.0.
ht
Steve Ballmer selling Windows 1.0.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGvHNNOLnCk
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Clayton sent me this link a couple of weeks ago, Paul Anka sings
Nirvana.it's great.
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"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
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For those who enjoy British humor, this site is by a talented writer and
for some reason he keeps me in stitchesthought I'd share:
http://www.mil-millington.com/
NOTE: Posted to both Exchange and NT lists.
Bill Lambert
Windows System Administrator
Concuity
A healthcare division o
For those who enjoy British humor, this site is by a talented writer and
for some reason he keeps me in stitchesthought I'd share:
http://www.mil-millington.com/
NOTE: Posted to both Exchange and NT lists.
Bill Lambert
Windows System Administrator
Concuity
A healthcare division o
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