[FairfieldLife] RE: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread doctordumbass
Have you been smoking weed, again? :-) Who gives a shit, about who gives a shit, about TM? What's the issue? What's the problem? Some people find TM the bees knees, and some couldn't care less about it. Your point, please? Are you actually trying to increase the marketing

[FairfieldLife] Echoes from Nokia...

2013-10-23 Thread cardemaister
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[FairfieldLife] Re: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread TurquoiseB
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@... wrote: Have you been smoking weed, again? :-) Who gives a shit, about who gives a shit, about TM? What's the issue? What's the problem? Some people find TM the bees knees, and some couldn't care less about it. Your point,

Re: [FairfieldLife] Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread Michael Jackson
As Egghead (played by Vincent Price) used to say This is Egg-cellent! On Wed, 10/23/13, TurquoiseB turquoi...@yahoo.com wrote: Subject: [FairfieldLife] Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Date:

[FairfieldLife] RE: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread sharelong60
turq, I'm encouraged by these Gallup findings and I'm sure a lot of long term TMers would be also. The ones I know are practical, intelligent and compassionate. Also I bet a lot of people would love to know about and do something for world peace. Maybe whirled peas too (-: ---In

[FairfieldLife] RE: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread sharelong60
turq, I'm encouraged by these Gallup findings and I'm sure a lot of long term TMers would be also. The ones I know are practical, intelligent and compassionate. Also I bet a lot of people would love to know about and do something for world peace. Maybe whirled peas too (-: ---In

Re: [FairfieldLife] Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread Share Long
turq, I'm encouraged by these Gallup findings and I'm sure a lot of long term TMers would be also. The ones I know are practical, intelligent and compassionate. Also I bet a lot of people would love to know about and do something for world peace. Maybe whirled peas too (-:

[FairfieldLife] RE: Re: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread authfriend
Uh-oh. Barry's having another one of his sexual fantasies about people in twisted panties. Barry wrote: doctordumbass wrote: Have you been smoking weed, again? :-) Who gives a shit, about who gives a shit, about TM? What's the issue? What's the problem? Some people find TM the

Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Re: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread Share Long
(testing) turq, I'm encouraged by these Gallup findings and I'm sure a lot of long term TMers would be also. The ones I know are practical, intelligent and compassionate. Also I bet a lot of people would love to know about and do something for world peace. Maybe whirled peas too (-: On

[FairfieldLife] Re: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread TurquoiseB
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, wrote: turq, I'm encouraged by these Gallup findings and I'm sure a lot of long term TMers would be also. The ones I know are practical, intelligent and compassionate. Also I bet a lot of people would love to know about and do something for world peace.

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread Share Long
Ok, but is the TMO marketing focused on the sidhis or on relaxation and creativity? I would think the latter given that DL is front and center. But I am out of the TMO loops and have not been to an intro recently so am speaking from educated guess rather than experience. On Wednesday,

[FairfieldLife] RE: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread authfriend
Barry wrote: Just a note of caution to those who still believe that If we charge more/less/enough for TM, they will come, *they* in this case being the untold millions you think are required to make the world a better place Actually if you're talking about plain-vanilla TM, it

RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread authfriend
Michael wrote: As Egghead (played by Vincent Price) used to say This is Egg-cellent! Well, it isn't, actually. See my comments in another post. Looks like Barry hadn't had his coffee yet when he wrote it, because he wasn't making much sense. Barry wrote: Just a note of caution to

[FairfieldLife] RE: Re: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread authfriend
Curioser and curioser... Barry wrote: My point is that the marketing approach of the TMO is that of cultists, while pitching their product to non-cultists. Many (including some of this forum) seem to equate TMers with TM-Sidhas practicing in a group. Who on this forum does that?

[FairfieldLife] RE: RE: Re: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread authfriend
Er...that should be curiouser and curiouser... I wrote: Curioser and curioser...

[FairfieldLife] Re: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread TurquoiseB
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, wrote: Er...that should be curiouser and curiouser... I wrote: Curioser and curioser... :-)

[FairfieldLife] RE: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread awoelflebater
---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote: Just a note of caution to those who still believe that If we charge more/less/enough for TM, they will come, *they* in this case being the untold millions you think are required to make the world a better place and

[FairfieldLife] RE: Re: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread authfriend
Two sexual fantasies so far this morning of people with their panties in disarray. Whatever the traumatic incident in Barry's past was that's now coming back to haunt him, it must have been a real doozy. Maybe a yagya would help? I wrote: Er...that should be curiouser and curiouser...

[FairfieldLife] RE: RE: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread authfriend
Not Whirled Peas, Ann, Whiled Peas. Can't you read? Barry wrote: (snip) A non-drug technique that takes only 40 minutes per day and could help to lower stress levels is marketable. A Woo Woo gateway drug that only seeks to hook people on a path to spending several hours of

[FairfieldLife] RE: RE: Arabs descendants of Ishmael??

2013-10-23 Thread wgm4u
Armageddon, or the final battle between Good and Evil, takes place in the human consciousness. It is the very battle talked about in the Bhagavad Gita. Ignorance is so thick in the world you could cut it with a knife, Jerry Jarvis (paraphrased). These profits are clueless, life will

Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Arabs descendants of Ishmael??

2013-10-23 Thread Richard J. Williams
It's probably a mistake to think of the Bible version of 'Abrahma' or 'Ishmael' as factual history. And it doesn't explain why Shiites are in Iran and Sunnis are in Saudi Arabia. Putting the blame on an old Hag doesn't explain much either. Go figure. We don't really know much about the

Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: RE: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread Share Long
I have to admit I like the idea of whiled peas or wild peace, very tantric and thus guaranteed to get knickers and or panties either out of a twist or out of a bunch! On Wednesday, October 23, 2013 8:44 AM, authfri...@yahoo.com authfri...@yahoo.com wrote:   Not Whirled Peas, Ann, Whiled

Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: RE: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread Share Long
turq, I bet most sidhas don't think their schedule is *normal.* What is normal anyway? 9 to 5 job? Is that what you're advocating, that everyone lead a *normal* life?! If yes, then I will stfu (-: On Wednesday, October 23, 2013 9:25 AM, Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com wrote:   I have

[FairfieldLife] SAND Conference to be Live Streamed: New Interview on Buddha at the Gas Pump - 10/23/2013

2013-10-23 Thread Rick Archer
blog updates from Buddha at the Gas Pump https://gallery.mailchimp.com/e709a491029b04e745834d34d/images/star.gif If you are not doing so already, please consider donating a minimum of $1 or $2 per month to help offset basic monthly expenses associated with hosting, MailChimp, etc. Of

Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Re: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread Richard J. Williams
Maybe that's just what happens when a guy spends thousands of dollars, over a period thirteen years in one cult and gets kicked out; and then he joins another cult for another five years and gives thousands of dollars, and then he gets kicked out again; and he spent the rest of his adult life

[FairfieldLife] RE: Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence In The House Of God

2013-10-23 Thread wgm4u
Wow, powerful documentary. Just goes to show, Satan (temptation) is everywhere, even Jesus himself was tempted by Satan, but never succumbed, Get thee behind me Satan, he said. Here's the Youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH6dc449jec http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH6dc449jec

Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread Michael Jackson
I agree with his assessment - I think you take issue with it just cuz you don't like Barry On Wed, 10/23/13, awoelfleba...@yahoo.com awoelfleba...@yahoo.com wrote: Subject: [FairfieldLife] RE: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread authfriend
Don't be ridiculous. Did you read my posts on this? What Barry wrote made no sense. Can you refute anything I said? No, I didn't think so. Michael wrote: I agree with his assessment - I think you take issue with it just cuz you don't like Barry

[FairfieldLife] RE: Re: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread doctordumbass
Someone told me you have days of the week panties, but that you wear each day, for an entire week! Gross! I obviously cannot compete with your stupidity, so I'll leave it all to you. Toodles. ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote: --- In

[FairfieldLife] Fact-Checking Ted Cruz

2013-10-23 Thread Richard Williams
A perfect example of the inefficiency of government as opposed to free markets systems. Plans are no longer able to charge more based on health status or gender, but they can vary based on geography, tobacco use, and age. Still, Obamacare regulations prohibit insurers from charging an adult 64 or

Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence In The House Of God

2013-10-23 Thread Share Long
What do you all think: is Satan the same thing as the ego? What is meant by ego? Is it what Maharishi meant by small s self? If I remember correctly, the only difference on the MMPI between schizo and genius, is good ego strength which the genius has. On Wednesday, October 23, 2013 10:55

[FairfieldLife] The Brass Teapot

2013-10-23 Thread Bhairitu
The Brass Teapot is a fun comedy about a young couple who in financial hard times get a brass teapot which gives them money in a rather unusual way. This is fun film starring Juno Temple and Michael Angarano. It's available on Netflix WI.

[FairfieldLife] More patients, more health care jobs

2013-10-23 Thread Richard Williams
Almost 6 million young Americans aged 16 to 24 are neither in school nor working, according to a new report by the Opportunity National Coalition. http://blogs.the-american-interest.com/http://blogs.the-american-interest.com/wrm/2013/10/21/boomers-to-generation-y-are-you-experienced/ Experts

[FairfieldLife] Re: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread TurquoiseB
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Michael Jackson wrote: I agree with his assessment - I think you take issue with it just cuz you don't like Barry That, plus it's all they know how to do. This is just an exercise in Shoot the messenger, so we can ignore the message. It's pure

[FairfieldLife] RE: RE: RE: Arabs descendants of Ishmael??

2013-10-23 Thread jr_esq
Billy, You have an interesting interpretation of the Gita. But I believe you'll get a lot of flak from most Christians when you say that Jesus is only a man. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Different_heresies_regarding_the_very_nature_

Re: [FairfieldLife] The Brass Teapot

2013-10-23 Thread Richard J. Williams
Thanks - I put it on my list. Also, see 'The Man in the Bottle'. You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's a sigh post up ahead! Your next stop: The Twilight

Re: [FairfieldLife] Cutting the Cable Tip

2013-10-23 Thread Richard Williams
We cut the cable - and every time I turn on the TV set I smile - broadcast is free, and it's in HD. Great if you can get it. We get ABC, CBS, NBC, and CW for watching news and weather and Parks and Recreation and the Big Bang Theory. We don't have time to watch 110 channels - don't need their

RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence In The House Of God

2013-10-23 Thread authfriend
Share wrote: (snip) If I remember correctly, the only difference on the MMPI between schizo and genius, is good ego strength which the genius has. Share, the MMPI isn't an IQ test, it's a test of mental health and personality type. And what do you mean by schizo? Schizophrenia?

Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-23 Thread Richard Williams
You live in a food desert, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, if the closest grocery store is at least one mile away — it's 10 miles in rural areas — and 20 percent of the residents in your census tract live at or below the federal poverty line, which is $22,350 for a family of four.

[FairfieldLife] RE: Re: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread authfriend
Note that it was Judy who addressed Barry's message, and Barry who tried to shoot her for doing so in order to ignore her message. And he's utterly oblivious to the blatant projection. Barry wrote: (snip) This is just an exercise in Shoot the messenger, so we can ignore the message.

Re: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence In The House Of God

2013-10-23 Thread Share Long
Judy, what I read was about schizophrenia and the bottom line was that ego strength, at least as measured by the MMPI, is a good thing. On Wednesday, October 23, 2013 12:48 PM, authfri...@yahoo.com authfri...@yahoo.com wrote:   Share wrote:  (snip) If I remember correctly, the only

RE: Re: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence In The House Of God

2013-10-23 Thread authfriend
Sure it's a good thing. But where did the only difference on the MMPI between schizo and genius, is good ego strength which the genius has come in? That, you see, is what I was asking about. Share wrote: Judy, what I read was about schizophrenia and the bottom line was that ego

Re: Re: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence In The House Of God

2013-10-23 Thread Share Long
Judy, I guess there are some items on the MMPI that measure intelligence though that is not its focus. The snippet is something I read a long time ago so don't remember the reference. I'll do a little googling and see what I can find. On Wednesday, October 23, 2013 1:38 PM,

Re: [FairfieldLife] Jobs That Suck

2013-10-23 Thread Richard Williams
One time I interviewed for a job publishing menus for restaurants around town using Microsoft Word. Rita had a temp desktop publishing job several years ago. She was doing the newsletters and magazines for twenty small suburban enclaves around San Antonio. The company, 'Neighborhood News', had a

[FairfieldLife] RE: RE: RE: RE: Arabs descendants of Ishmael??

2013-10-23 Thread wgm4u
These 'men' realized their full potential, hence they were considered to be 'God-Men'. Yadava Krishna and Jesus Christ (meaning the anointed one), were avatars, even the Vaishnavas would agree with that. A full avatar is a man (or woman) that was fully realized in a previous life and

[FairfieldLife] Free-will Hunting

2013-10-23 Thread Richard Williams
The very first religion of man concerned the 'Luck of the Hunt', expressions of which remain in the neolithic cave paintings of Southern France. Here, in small groups, early man retired inside dark solitary places in order to perform ceremonies dedicated to obtaining food with the use of a fire

RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence In The House Of God

2013-10-23 Thread wgm4u
IMHO, the ego is a product of nature, however nature is both pure (para-prakiti) and impure (apara-prakriti). When the Bible speaks of a fallen angel they are talking about the purely material nature, or Satan. Depending on the proclivities of the ego it is either Satanic or Angelic. (And, yes

[FairfieldLife] Iran May Pardon Hanging Survivor

2013-10-23 Thread jr_esq
What can we say to a country that still hangs people as punishment for drug trafficking? Iran also hangs people for murder, rape, armed robbery and adultery. If this sharia law was applied in the USA, the prison overcrowding problem would be solved in no time.

[FairfieldLife] RE: Arabs descendants of Ishmael??

2013-10-23 Thread jr_esq
Richard, I believe you'll get much disagreement from Jews and Christians when you say that Abraham and Sarah did not exist in history. Specifically, the Jews have been worshiping the Torah ever since it was written by Moses to be the word of God. ---In fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com,

Re: [FairfieldLife] Cutting the Cable Tip

2013-10-23 Thread Bhairitu
In some cases the Hulu+ encoding is better than Netflix. SuperHD on Netflix looks great when it actually streams it but then it will step down when the network gets congested and instead of rebuffering you get a very grainy picture. Hulu+ may be mainly 720p but it is usually very clear and

Re: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence In The House Of God

2013-10-23 Thread Share Long
wgm4u, when you say proclivities of the ego, could this be referring to samskaras and or vasanas? And if yes, then that seems to blow free will out of the water. Thanks for distinction bt para prakriti and apara prakriti which I've not heard before. Would you say they are both in the bap? Or

[FairfieldLife] RE: Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence In The House Of God

2013-10-23 Thread wgm4u
That's right, it's a paradox, merely the play of nature or lila shakti as you well know. MMY called it a 'seeming' or Mithya. Only those truly enlightened know the mystery. The very first decision by man in the garden of Eden set the wheel of karma in motion, man was warned NOT to eat of

[FairfieldLife] RE: RE: Arabs descendants of Ishmael??

2013-10-23 Thread authfriend
Jews don't worship the Torah, John, any more than Christians worship the Christian Scriptures. John wrote: (snip) Specifically, the Jews have been worshiping the Torah ever since it was written by Moses to be the word of God.

[FairfieldLife] RE: Re: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread doctordumbass
Is the number of smiley faces in a post of yours, directly, or inversely, related to how pissed off you are? I think the former. :-) :-) :-) LOL ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Arabs descendants of Ishmael??

2013-10-23 Thread Richard J. Williams
That is no longer the case. In the last quarter century or so, archaeologists have seen one settled assumption after another concerning who the ancient Israelites were and where they came from proved false. Rather than a band of invaders who fought their way into the Holy Land, the Israelites

[FairfieldLife] Re: Free-will Hunting

2013-10-23 Thread Richard Williams
With the invention of the plow, agriculture, and animal husbandry, the second religion of man became 'Nature and Society', governed by laws, both secular and divine. Fixed laws are opposed to man's free-will, laws ascertained by observing the heavenly planets and the seasons; a faith in the

[FairfieldLife] Man Cave Rules

2013-10-23 Thread Richard Williams
Sometimes you just have to come out of your man-cave and do some socializing, like to talk to your spouse, or when the kids come over, or your cousin is in town. Or, maybe you're just getting some cabin fever and want to walk to the living room or kitchen. There is a man cave room at my place

[FairfieldLife] America’s Mood Map

2013-10-23 Thread Richard Williams
West Virginia is the most neurotic state, Utah is the most agreeable and the folks of Wisconsin are the country's most extroverted, a new study says. Take TIME's test to find out which state most suits you: 'America’s Mood Map: An Interactive Guide to the United States of Attitude'

[FairfieldLife] RE: Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence In The House Of God

2013-10-23 Thread dhamiltony2k5
Wow, thanks. Great narrative of the unraveling of the Church. Interesting parallels in ways about the community of the organization protecting itself. I am not Catholic and did not follow closely the whole story of it. But this is great for the arc of what happened to the Church and where they

[FairfieldLife] Post Count Thu 24-Oct-13 00:15:10 UTC

2013-10-23 Thread FFL PostCount
Fairfield Life Post Counter === Start Date (UTC): 10/19/13 00:00:00 End Date (UTC): 10/26/13 00:00:00 314 messages as of (UTC) 10/23/13 23:41:21 51 authfriend 35 dhamiltony2k5 35 Share Long 24 TurquoiseB 19 s3raphita 19 Richard J. Williams 18 Bhairitu 13 jr_esq

[FairfieldLife] Extraordinary Presentation tonite by Dr. Eike Hartmann

2013-10-23 Thread dhamiltony2k5
In the Dome, Weds at 8pm Dr. Eike Hartmann, Minister of Architecture of the Global Country of World Peace and world's most renowned expert on Maharishi Vastu architecture — Vedic architecture in harmony with natural law — will give a special talk with slides, during his visit this week to

[FairfieldLife] RE: Extraordinary Presentation tonite by Dr. Eike Hartmann

2013-10-23 Thread awoelflebater
This sound like it could be an interesting talk. However, how come all of these people associated with the Movement have these reeealyyy long titles and are ministers no less? Minister of Architecture of the Global Country of World Peace. Now that is a mouthful. How about slimming that one

[FairfieldLife] RE: Where Are The Boomers Headed?

2013-10-23 Thread s3raphita
Interesting thread, but it's missing out on what is now the most important issue on the boomers: the contract between the generations is breaking down. The baby boomers are in danger of dumping too many problems on the younger generation. The bills are coming in but there's been a lot of

[FairfieldLife] RE: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread awoelflebater
---In fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com, no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote: Is the number of smiley faces in a post of yours, directly, or inversely, related to how pissed off you are? I think the former. :-) :-) :-) LOL They absolutely are, that is why I never trust the little buggers.

[FairfieldLife] RE: RE: Re: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread awoelflebater
---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote: Note that it was Judy who addressed Barry's message, and Barry who tried to shoot her for doing so in order to ignore her message. And he's utterly oblivious to the blatant projection. Barry wrote: (snip)

[FairfieldLife] RE: RE: RE: Re: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread authfriend
What really awes me about Barry's Formula is the projection. You will almost always find at least one instance in a given rant of his scornfully accusing others of something he frequently does himself--and often, as in this case, in the same post in which he makes the accusation. I have

Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Where Are The Boomers Headed?

2013-10-23 Thread Bhairitu
First no one including the younger generation should pay the gambling debts of the banksters. Just put the banksters on a boat and set it on fire. That'll teach em. On 10/23/2013 06:32 PM, s3raph...@yahoo.com wrote: Interesting thread, but it's missing out on what is now the most

[FairfieldLife] Now only criminals can offer us hope

2013-10-23 Thread s3raphita
Suppose you are a struggling mother with young kids, on welfare or a minimum-wage job - and a smoker. It is a common practice to find touts on the streets in our inner cities offering branded cigarettes - Marlboro being the most popular brand - at 2/3rds the price of what you'd have to pay in

[FairfieldLife] Stop Watching Us - The Video

2013-10-23 Thread Bhairitu
Video featuring Oliver Stone, John Cusack, Phil Donahue, Maggie Gyllenhall, Will Wheaton, John Conjers and others. http://youtu.be/aGmiw_rrNxk

[FairfieldLife] RE: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread awoelflebater
---In fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend@... wrote: What really awes me about Barry's Formula is the projection. You will almost always find at least one instance in a given rant of his scornfully accusing others of something he frequently does himself--and often, as in this case,

[FairfieldLife] Just Because She is Such a Twit

2013-10-23 Thread awoelflebater
http://www.buzzfeed.com/greggdd69/17-horses-that-look-like-miley-cyrus-5v0w http://www.buzzfeed.com/greggdd69/17-horses-that-look-like-miley-cyrus-5v0w

[FairfieldLife] RE: RE: RE: Re: Before evangelizing TM, consider your target audience

2013-10-23 Thread doctordumbass
Really funny, though number five hits pretty close to the bone - Anybody's monkey can see the reason Barry always writes his little rants from cafes, is because he is lonely there, and it gives him something to do with his hands, as his thoughts grow bitter, and his liquid courage grows.