A man is sitting in a bar getting drunk. The bartender asks him, "Hey buddy, what's troubling you?" The man says, "I got caught in bed my with my next door neighbour." The bartender says, "Man, that is some trouble. Who caught you, her husband?" and he said, "No, his wife."
While looking
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation.
"It's terrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week."
"I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor.
"Naturally," she replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a half- hour in the morning
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.
Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said,
"Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"
Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulled it out and stared
at it. Then she s
Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him: " God, When shall I see the defeat of George Bush? " God replies:" Son, you will not see it in your lifetime." Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes away.
Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him: " God, when shall I see the ca
An American touring the Sahara was dressed in a bathing suit...A Bedouin gazed at him
in amazement.
"I'm going swimming," the tourist explained.
"But the ocean is eight hundred miles away," the Arab informed him.
"Eight hundred miles!" the American exclaimed with a huge smile... "Boy, what a be
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