I don't remember if I had posted this before. If so, please excuse the
repition. And accept my apologies.
A.
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A prostitute, who was also a Cricket fan, had a tattoo of Brett Lee and Shane
Warne on the inside of her thighs.
She says to one of her regular customers,
A salesman checked into a futuristic hotel.
Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's
meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if
there was a barber on the premises.
I'm afraid not, sir, the clerk told him
apologetically, but down the hall from your room is
a vending
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