A woman dies and goes to heaven. She is horrified to see another woman
screaming in pain as St. Peter drills holes into her shoulders to fasten the
wings.Then she hears a man screaming and sees them drilling holes in his head
to fasten the halo.
Screw You! she tells St. Peter. I'll go to the
A gay couple is driving along one afternoon, and while stopped at a stop sign,
they are rear-ended by a big semi. Furiously, the guy in the passenger side
throws his purse on the seat, gets out of the car, goes back to the truck and
starts banging on the door.
The truck driver opens the door
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