3 Fictitious but youthful National Leaders, Lets Call them Rahul Gandhi,
Akhilesh Yadav, and Sachin Pilot, are going thru the forest. A group of
maoists Kidnap them. They plead for their lives. The maoists agree to
release them, but only if the collective length of their dicks is at least
12 inches
A man walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.
The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"
The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."
The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.
The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?
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A beautiful girl goes to buy sarees. Girl:- yeh blue
sari kitne ki hai? Shopkeeper
A beautiful girl goes to buy sarees. Girl:- yeh blue
sari kitne ki hai? Shopkeeper:- sirf 5 kisses.
Girl:- yeh green sari kitne ki hai?
Shopkeeper:- sirf 10 kisses.
*Two ladies talking in heaven:* *
1st woman*: Hi! My name is Wanda. *
2nd woman*:Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die? *
1st woman*: I froze to death. *
2nd woman*:How horrible! *
1st woman*: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, a
A college professor in an art class asked his students to sketch a naked man.
As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches, he noticed that
one of the young ladies had sketched the man with an erection.
The professor said, "Oh, no, I wanted it the other way."
She replie
The DEAN was speaking to the students regarding rules of the college: " If any of the guys enter the gals' hostel Rs.100 fine for the first time Rs.200 fine for the 2nd time Rs.500 fine for the 3rd time." Itne me Munnabhai ne poocha "Bole to. Monthly Pass ka kitna lagega Maamu?"
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife."That gorilla is getting excited just looking at your boobs," he said. "Why don't you take y
Three sons left home, started careers and prospered.
Getting back together, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give their elderly mother for her seventieth birthday.
The first said, "I built a big house for Mom."
The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."
The third sm
At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were
staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.
The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a
park bench.
Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had
a pink willie.
The curator
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn`t like each other verymuch. One day, while walking through the woods, andthey came across a golden frog. They were amazed whenthe frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted thathe didn`t often meet anyone, but, when he did, healways gave them six wishes. He told t
An old Arab lives close to New York City for more than 40 years.
He would love to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and
weak.
His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an
e-mail. He explains the problem: "Beloved son, I am very sad, because I
can't plant potatoes
An English teacher is teaching some children in front of the School
Inspector. "Bachon. Bolo Gadha". The children repeat, "Gadha". Then he
says, " Bolo. Gadhe ke peeche ek aur gadha" . The children repeat. The
teacher says, " Bolo, uske peeche main". The children repeat. Then the
teacher
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father (having never seen an elevator) respon
A boy asks his father to explain the differences among irritation, aggravation, and frustration.
His father picks up the phone and dials a number at random. When the phone is answered, he asks, "Can I speak to Alf, please?"
"No! There's no one called Alf here," says the person who answered
Two Lovers plan to Suicide.
Boy jumped first;
Girl closed her eyes, and returns back saying Love is Blind.
The Boy, in mid-air opened his parachute saying Love never Dies..
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A man walks into a bar and yells "Bartender, give me twenty shots of your best single malt scotch!"
The bartender pours the shots and the man drinks them down one at a time, as fast as he can.
The bartender says "Wow, I never saw anyonebody drink that fast" The man replies by saying,
There was a guy walking down the street in San Fransisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thaught it was priceless. While he was running to the antique shop to cash this puppy in, it rubbed against his shirt. *POOF* A genie
Little Amdon was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.
"Amdon, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one, with your gun how many would be left?"
"None," replied Amdon, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well the answer is
A tour bus driver was driving a bus full of seniors down a highway.He was tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.She offered him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munched up.After 15 minutes,she tapped him on his shoulder again and handed him another handful ofpeanuts.She repeated t
Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party. He called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some young girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman "SMS" Spiderman to see if he
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