> (We take you now to the Oval Office.)
> George Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
> Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
> George: Great. Lay it on me.
> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
> George: That's what I want to know.
> Condi: Tha
Ñåäÿò äâàìà ãðóçèíöè - áàùà è ñèí.
- Òàòå, îò êàêâè ìàéìóíè ñà ïðîèçëåçëè ðóñíàöèòå?
- Îò åäíè ìíîãî çäðàâè è ãëóïàâè ìàéìóíè - Ãàâðèëà ñå íàðè÷àò...
- Òàòå, à îò êàêâè ìàéìóíè ñà ïðîèçëåçëè åâðåèòå?
- Îò åäíè ìíîãî íàãëè è âðåäíè ìàéìóíè - Àáðàìãóòàíã ñå íàðè÷àò
- Òàòå, à îò êàêâè ìàé
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http://www.madblast.com/funflash/swf/lasketchup.swf
Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job
interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they
must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green,
pink and yellow.
The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow
sun. I see the gree
http://www.vickysjokes.com/funny/dumb_ass_bass.asp
