[JOKES] Engineer

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[JOKES] Застрахователният ни пазар е замрял на ниво 1989 г.

Zaglawie: Който не може да плати 500 лв. "Гражданска отговорност", да не си кара колата, заявява шефът на "Булстрад" Text: "Истината е, че премията по "Гражданска отговорност" трябва да бъде колкото един резервоар гориво - 500 лв. Който не може да плати, да не си кара колата."

[JOKES] Games

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[JOKES] .. :: .. Технологичната Вълна .. :: ..

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[Fwd: [JOKES] Prosto bez komentar!]

Semerdzhiev, Krasimir wrote: > http://www.binarybox.net/tastatur.jpg > > Best wishes, > Krassi > Iawno ste abonirani za edin i syshti mail list, zashto ne se razberete s Boris Chervenkov koi da go preprashta i do nashia? --- Begin Message --- http://www.binarybox.net/tastatur.jpg  

[JOKES] Extreme sports

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[JOKES] Song names

Song names translated to bulgarian Eminem/Cleaning out my closet - Чистя си клозета Metallica/Whiskey in the jar - Уиски във жарта Offspring/Why don't you get a job - Що не си вземеш джоб Deep Purple/Smoke on the water - Смок във водата Scorpions/Still loving you - Стил на любов Mad

[JOKES] idleworm: games - gulf war 2

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[JOKES] Quote

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[JOKES] Bush speech

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[JOKES] Учредиха Ден на секса в Чили

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[JOKES] Забраняват да се снима под полите

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Re: [JOKES] Date: Wed, 13 Nov 2002 10:29:37 +0200

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Re: [JOKES] Kakwi knigi pishat horata ....

Marin Dimitrov wrote: - Original Message - From: "Jogy" <http://www.dir.bg/book.php?ID=10926> Dobri Bojilov ne e prost, makar che mai se e izsilil s komentiraneto na software az lichno bih q pregledal Syglasen sym, chel sym niakoi ot neshtata mu na www.kome

[JOKES] Kakwi knigi pishat horata ....

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[JOKES] Vodka

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[JOKES] [Fwd: Should I be upset that an h1b is taking my job?]

Ot kakwo se oplakwat amerikanskite kolegi --- Begin Message --- My understanding was that the law clearly stated that legal residents have preference over h1bs. Is this true? Do I have any recourse? Does anyone care about saving good paying development jobs anymore? Does anyone have an

Re: [JOKES] The WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ

Momchill Zarev wrote: > za kojto ne se e sprawil s testa, otgovorite po kasno > The WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ > 1. How long did the Hundred Years War last? > 2. Which country makes Panama hats? > 3. From which animal do we get catgut? > 4. In which month do the Russians celebrate the October R

[JOKES] [Fwd: Microsoft response to light-hearted complaint]

--- Begin Message --- In my work I sometimes have to contact Microsoft by phone. After doing so several times recently, I sent them this complaint: --- begin --- URL:http://www.microsoft.com/australia/ LANG:English (United States) LOC:AU BR: windows 98/ msie 5.5/en-us Subject: No more Vivaldi,

[JOKES] Jeni, ne nosete pantaloni!

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[JOKES] Emailing: p0100007

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Re: [JOKES] MS all around us

Prevoda im struwal 3 milona dolara!?!?!?! Samo za Word i Outlook???       Jogy     - Original Message - From: borislav popov To: jokes Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 1:19 PM Subject: [JOKES] MS all around us http://www.mediapool.bg/site/business/2002/05/17/0004.shtml

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[JOKES] Quote

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Re: [JOKES] alkoholyt

>Dali samo mi se struva, che 60 choveka kato otworqt ednovremenno dolnta stranichka, >jicata shte se zadrasti, ili towa e prosto edno >glupavo hrumvane?:)) Ne bi li triabwalo da e kechirano w Proxy-to? Pri men se zaredi dosta byrzo.

[JOKES] Uchitelka

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Re: [JOKES] prewodi

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Re: [JOKES] Ministerstwo na obrazovanieto web site

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[JOKES] Вестник КАПИТАЛ

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[JOKES] Ne chetete westnici, i ikonomikata ni shte se oprawi!!!

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[JOKES] Kyde e Bylgaria?

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[JOKES] Prognoza za vremeto

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[JOKES] programmer

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Re: [JOKES] Ako se 4udite kakvo da pravite...

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[JOKES] Steve Balmer

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[JOKES] A Greeting Card For You!

There is a Greeting Card waiting for you ! It's from Jogy at ([EMAIL PROTECTED]). To see your card try one of these ways click on the link below http://www.ohmygoodness.com/cgi-bin/g-card.pl?010807JXJXPLBJWAB10 or copy and paste the entire line into your browser's window for AOL

[JOKES] Two funny clips

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[JOKES] Музика - Нет Инфо

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[JOKES] Пародиите на Любомир Велков

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[JOKES] Q216641 - Computer Hangs After 49.7 Days

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[JOKES] Ne e virus! :)

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[JOKES] Ot Microsoft s Liubov

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[JOKES] Karti

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[JOKES] Computer Stupidities Programming

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Re: [JOKES] Fw: Enjoy

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[JOKES] Vicove

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[JOKES] Shah

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[JOKES] Windows za woenni

Çàïîâåä íà ìèíèñòúðà íà îòáðàíàòà çà ïîáúëãàðÿâàíå íà îïåðàöèîííàòà ñèñòåìà Windows: Îò äíåñ íàòàòúê êîìàíäèòå è ñúîáùåíèÿòà äà ñå çàìåíÿò êàêòî ñëåäâà: Yås - Òúé âÿðíî! Nî - Ñúâñåì íå! ÎÊ - Ñëóøàì! Ðàuså - Ñâîáîäíî, ïîïðàâè ñå! Stîð - Ìèðíî! Ñîntinuå - Ñâîáîäíî! Àbîrt - Îñòàâè! Råtró -

[JOKES] Wic

 áàðà âëèçà êîí, ñúáëè÷à ñè ïàëòîòî, ñâàëÿ ñè øàïêàòà, ïîðú÷âà ñè óèñêè ñúñ ñîäà è ôàñòú÷êè, èçïèâà ãî áàâíî è ñè òðúãâà äîâîëåí, îáåùàâàéêè, ÷å ùå äîéäå è íà äðóãèÿò äåí. Áàðìúíúò èçïàäà â øîê è çâúíè íà äèðåêòîðà íà öèðêà: - Ñëóøàé, èìàì çà òåáå ñòðàõîòåí íîìåð!!! Åëà óòðå

[JOKES] (TheSpark.com) Gender Test!

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[JOKES] Re: How to... - Messages

Thank you for your quick response, > Dear ICQ user, > Thank you for your recent email, your feedback is important to us. > > At ICQ, we're always trying to offer new and exciting features that further > extend the positive experience for the ICQ community. In doing so, we > recently introduced

[JOKES] Date: Thu, 8 Mar 2001 13:02:33 +0200

Ìúæ ÷åòå íîâèíèòå ïî òåëåâèçèÿòà: - Ïðîäúëæàâàò ñïàñèòåëíèòå ðàáîòè íà ìÿñòîòî íà àâàðèÿòà íà äâóìåñòíèÿò äåëòàïëàíåð, êîéòî ñå ðàçáè â ãðàäñêîòî ãðîáèùå ïðåäè äâà äíè. Ñïàñèòåëèòå óñïÿõà äà èçâàäÿò îò çåìÿòà òåëàòà íà 657 ïîñòðàäàëè. Íà÷àëíèêúò íà áðèãàäàòà íå èçêëþ÷âà âåðîÿòíîñòòà, ïîíàòàòúø

[JOKES] Date: Wed, 7 Mar 2001 19:46:51 +0200

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[JOKES] Wic

Áðþíåòêà è áëîíäèíêà ó÷àò ìàòåìàòèêà. Áðþíåòêàòà îáÿñíÿâà íà áëîíäèíêàòà: - ÊÎëèíåàðíè ñà òî÷êè, ëåæàùè íà åäíà è ñúùà ëèíèÿ. ÊÎïëàíàðíè ñà ëèíèè, ëåæàùè â åäíà è ñúùà ðàâíèíà. Ðàçáðà ëè? Áëîíäèíêàòà: - Äà, àìà ïî òàçè ëîãèêà êàêâî îçíà÷àâà ÊÎëåãà? =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

[JOKES] Bill Gates

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[JOKES] Mum telling daughter how to behave towards bad men

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[JOKES] Programmer

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[JOKES] Lincoln and Kennedy

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[JOKES] From: " Jogy"

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[JOKES] Песни за купон

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[JOKES] Microsoft Commercial Parody

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[JOKES] Password

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[JOKES] The Go Fuck Yourself Home Page

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[JOKES] Date: Wed, 25 Oct 2000 11:12:51 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Wed, 4 Oct 2000 15:08:20 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Thu, 24 Aug 2000 12:18:18 +0300

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[JOKES] About women

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[JOKES] Interface Hall of Shame - Windows95

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[JOKES] Date: Mon, 3 Jul 2000 11:11:34 +0300

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[JOKES] Every Woman's Dream Come True - send it to a friend!

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[JOKES] Obyrnete wnimanie na adresa!

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[JOKES] Final Times 01.01. 2000

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[JOKES] The Drinkers Fault Finding Guide

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[JOKES] Girl Talk

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[JOKES] Date: Mon, 24 Apr 2000 10:48:38 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Thu, 20 Apr 2000 11:01:32 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Wed, 19 Apr 2000 12:06:41 +0300

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[JOKES] Toaster

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[JOKES] SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

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[JOKES] BOOK

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[JOKES] Пътувай гратис !

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[JOKES] Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2000 09:56:46 +0200

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[JOKES] Bill Gates

Life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old people's home.