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Britain decided it was time to switch left lane traffic to right lane
traffic, the same as everywhere else in Europe. So
they gathered to plan the whole thing and nobody seemed to come up with any
viable solution, so they sent out some help-me type faxes.
A couple of days later, answ
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Един собственик на бар бил много силен. За да
привлича клиенти, обявил награда: той ще изстиска един лимон, а ако някой успее
да изстиска дори само още една капка, ще получи 1000 долара.Бизнесът
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изстискал не ед
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I went to the store the other day, and I was in
there for only about 5 minutes.When I came out there was a motorcycle cop
writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how
about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him
A couple goes on a vacation to a fishing resort in
northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife
likes to read.One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides
to tak
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was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot thatmorning. I went down
to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say"Happy Birthday"
and would probably have a present for me.She didn't even say "Good
Morning," let alone "Happy Birthday." Anyway, Ithought, "well,
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E taia
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bezsmyrtieto, izwynzemnite civilizacii i drugi.
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nachalna cena - $0,99
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er neznaja i zashto
vyrvya
and also the Goal no chesto vijdam, che sym
byrzal forgot in my hurry tam gdeto trjabvalo
e da pospra the joy as a goal
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tva e intervu po radioto i se
izviniawam ako nikoj ot digsys go priema
offensive.
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nobody in our company knows the language in which thisapplication has been
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An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to
oneprivate and asks "What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic
syphillis, Sir""What treatment are you getting?""Five minutes
with the wire brush each day.""What's your ambition?""To get
back to the front, Sir.""Good man." says the Major.He goes
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Ne e joke, no...
http://tribal.abv.bg/gavra/
ostwane na linkowe kym polugoli snimki na
maloletni momicheta w jokes list na sirma.
4. "Obqwata" deto AZ q pusnah w jokes, moje i da e ofanzivna za nqkoi jeni
bez chuwstwo za humor, za koeto greshkata e moq i se izwinqwam.
Ako iskash da komentirame oshte, prosto mi se obadi, az powec
Âîæäå,
ìîæåø ëè äà ìè êàæåø ñ êàêâî òàÿ îáÿâà å ïî-îôàíçèâíà îò ïðåäèøíàòà?
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Sent: Tuesday, January 21, 2003 3:54 PM
Subject: [JOKES] Obqwa
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1. Obqsnih na Yassen offensive-nonoffensive
politikata.
2. Towa s 12-godishnite za men lichno ne
samo che e offensive, ami e moje bi poslednoto neshto, koeto bih se radwal da
polucha kato "joke", ne samo w edin jokes-list, a po wsqkakyw nachin.
Dolniqt link kakto i chatowete n
Session Start: Sat Sep 22 15:17:25 2001
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îñòàòúöè êàòî äâîéíèòå èìåíà íàïðèìåð. Íÿêúäå ïðåç 50-òå ñå ïîäåìà êàìïàíèÿ çà
ïîäìÿíà íà íåáëàãîçâó÷íè è ãðîçíè èìåíà. Òà ïðå
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I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged
me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me,
quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She
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" asked the couple.
> >
> > "Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there
> > are no Blacks depicted at all. They're just three Scottish coal-
> > miners. The only difference is that the guy in the middle went
> >
Mozhe da e zimislena, no e wjarna. Posle neka njakoj mi kazhe che ne
smenaistina takiwa (pone powecheto)
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