I may have seen this one before, but it's still good :)
From: M.A.
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father
died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he
went
to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever
Hi Secret Pal,
I received my parcel last week safe and sound! The thread will be used after
the workshop next week. The beads are beautiful!! I had to hold off one of my
friends when I told her about them as she wants them! The wire will be very
useful as will the pricking board. I've never
Dear Secret Pal in Victoria Australia
Thank you very much for the parcel that arrived yesterday. I was not able to
collect it until today and it was well worth the wait. A lovely pair of
bobbins that I can spangle with the beads that I bought at Lace Day last week
and tea to relax with when I have
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers
that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and
asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbi
To my Kiwi Secret Pal, Thank you so much for my lovely parcel. Can't wait to
try the mud mask and soap.
I love my little bag with the shell on the front and my Kiwi biro. My bobbin
will be on my pillow when I go to lace on Thursday. Do you know what the
leather is on my journal? it is so beautifull