A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,
but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
towards the man.
He reflexively reaches
She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast.
He walks in.
She says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment."
He thinks, 'This is my lucky day,' and gives it his all on the kitchen table.
He says afterwards, "What was that all about?"
She says, "The egg timer's broken
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they
stopped at was the breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that
said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He
mated 50 times l
Me, I find these funny, but I'm puzzled by the lack of the OPOV (other
point of view). Does it mean that there are no women slightly soured on
the instituion of marriage?
From: M.W.
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
be why my wife treats me like toxic w
Hi Sue (and everyone on chat)
Tell your friend to go to the Cap. College website. At 'services' there is
a link to info on student housing.
HTH ;)
--
bye for now
Bev in Sooke, BC (on Vancouver Island, west coast of Canada)
> I thought it was worth a try! A friend's son is just about to start at
On Aug 14, 2006, at 19:08, Linda & Bill Mitchell wrote:
A couple of year ago at the lace conference in Victoria there was a
lace table
for the raffle. At the time, I made note of the email addy of the
maker:
[EMAIL PROTECTED] Now that I'm ready to purchase one, I emailed
this addy
and it boun
A couple of year ago at the lace conference in Victoria there was a lace table
for the raffle. At the time, I made note of the email addy of the maker:
[EMAIL PROTECTED] Now that I'm ready to purchase one, I emailed this addy
and it bounced back. Anyone have any information? This table was calle
Hi everyone
This is probably the most unusual request I have ever sent to lace-chat, but
I thought it was worth a try! A friend's son is just about to start at
Capilano College in North Vancouver, and is need of a room-mate and
accommodation there. Do any of our (Canadian) spiders have any know
