Attitude
There once was a woman who woke up one morning, Looked in the mirror,
And noticed she had only three hairs on her head.
Well, she said, I think I'll braid my hair today.
So she did And She Had A Wonderful Day.
The next day she woke up, Looked in the mirror And saw that she had
A paragraph from With The Night Mail:
Still the clear dark holds up unblemished. The only warning
is the electric skin-tension (I feel as though I were a
lace-maker's pillow) and an irritability which the gibbering
of the General Communicator increases almost to hysteria.
--
Joy Beeson
This is a new one for me - a little risque - came to us via a friend
in Illinois and he got it from a friend in Germany.
A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The Dr comes in
and says Ah I see you've regained consciousness.
Now you most probably won't remember but you were
I think I've seen this before, but it is still amusing and probably true
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and
spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, Excuse me, can
you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't
Gentle Spiders,
As one of my respondents pointed out, February 14 is a *Wednesday*, not
a Tuesday. Sigh... Even when actually looking at a calendar, I can,
*still*, mess up dates/days of the week :)
But, this time, it's the *dates* which count; I will draw on the 14th
(Wednesday) and
