[lace-chat] humor

2008-01-31 Thread Carol Melton
I think many of us can relate to this little story. Enjoy!!! Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished!

[lace-chat] humor

2008-01-15 Thread Carol Melton
A new to me bit of humorHope you enjoy Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' 'Eight,' the boy replied. The man continued, 'Do you

[lace-chat] humor - One upsmanship

2007-10-04 Thread Carol Melton
I have not seen this bit of humor before. One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!! His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such

[lace-chat] humor

2007-07-18 Thread Carol Melton
This one has been around before but it has been awhile.. Worth another chuckle. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95- year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died,

[lace-chat] humor

2007-05-22 Thread Carol Melton
Psychiatrist and the Proctologist Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology. The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to Hysterias and Posteriors. This was not acceptable

[lace-chat] humor

2006-12-01 Thread Carol Melton
As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a graveside service for a homeless man, with no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there. As I was not familiar with the

[lace-chat] humor

2006-08-24 Thread Carol Melton
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the