I think many of us can relate to this little story. Enjoy!!!
Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from
work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer
and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set.
She was astonished!
A new to me bit of humorHope you enjoy
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of
tampons
and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy,
'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight,' the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you
I have not seen this bit of humor before.
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it
would take a few inches off of your butt!!
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such
This one has been around before but it has been awhile.. Worth
another chuckle.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-
year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her
grandfather had died,
Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign
reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology.
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed
it to Hysterias and Posteriors.
This was not acceptable
As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a
graveside service for a homeless man, with no family or friends.
The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and
this
man would be the first to be laid to rest there. As I was not
familiar with the
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she
decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint
a couple of rooms in the