[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaners - (non)

2005-04-08 Thread TIDE1
> > Subject: Solution for Republicans > >The Republicans should back off and let men marry men; women marry women, and totally legalize abortion. In three generations there will be no Democrats! . . . . . . . . . . . . > Subject: The Big Game > >As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedro

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaners - (non)

2005-04-01 Thread TIDE1
> Subject:    Whisper !! A salesman is trying to call a client. The phone rings and their little boy, in a whisper, says, "Hello." SALESMAN:   "Is your mommy there? LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "Yes." SALESMAN:   "Can I speak with her?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "She's busy." SALESMAN:   "Is your daddy there

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaners (Non)

2003-08-22 Thread TIDE1
~ ~ HOG ~ ~ A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks. "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. On a trip to the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high- testosterone bikers who were thre