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A BOUQUET (OR BUCKET FULL) OF USEFUL INFORMATION FOR YOU.
STORE IT SOMEPLACE, WHERE YOU COULD ACCESS IT AT WILL.
YOU NEVER KNOW, AS TO WHO NEED IT OR HAVE A USE FOR IT !
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Checking out at the supermarket recently ,the young cashier suggested I should
bring in my own bags because plastic ones weren't good for the environment . I
apologised and explained that we didn't have the green thing in our day . The
cashier responded that's
our problem today ,
Recd from a friend InterestingHindi readers can read the
details
Date: Fri, 25 Jul 2014 15:46:15 +0800
From: pranayme...@yahoo.com
On Friday, 25 July 2014 11:05 AM, Mukesh Arora aroramuke...@gmail.com
wrote:
✅ 5/- रूपये वाली 'बीयर' की बोतल आज 80/- रुपये की
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the
lights go out. They
try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are
out.After a few hours of being stuck with
no help in sight, one blonde says to the others, I think the best
Money has MANY names.!
In place of worship it's called (offerings)
In Marriage it's called (dowry)
In Divorce its called (alimony)
When u owe someone (debt)
When u pay government (tax)
In Court it's called (fines)
Gov't to retirees (pension)
Boss to workers (salary)
Master to subordinates
Sardar: I havent slept all night in the train
Friend: Why?
Sardar: Got upper berth
Friend: Why didnt you exchange with the man in the lower berth
Sardar: because there was no one in the lower berth.
A sardar was arrested when he saved seven persons from a house which was
POSITION OF HUSBAND
IS LIKE SPLITA C
NO MATTER HOW LOUD HE IS OUTSIDE THE HOUSE,
INSIDE THE HOUSE HE IS DESIGNED
TO REMAIN SILENT ,COOL AND CONTROLLEDBY A (a
beautiful) REMOTE
Date: Sat, 31 May 2014 09:48:26 +0800
Subject: MYes NO
From: krish2...@gmail.com
To: partha_pa...@hotmail.com; raghad...@yahoo.com
கோயில் மற்றும் வீடுகளில் செய்யக்கூடாதவைகள்!
1. புண்ணிய தீர்த்தங்களில் வந்தவுடன் காலை வைக்கக்கூடாது. முதலில் நீரை தலையில்
தெளித்துக் கொண்டு கால் அலம்ப
ANGRY HUSBAND GAVE SMSTOHIS MOTHER IN LAW :
YOURPRODUCTNOT WORKING/ COOKINGPROPERLY WANT TO RETURN
SMART MOTHER IN LAW REPLIED :
WARRANTYEXPIREDLONGBACK .MANUFACTURERNOWNO MORE
RESPONSIBLE FOR THE
Date: Sun, 11 May 2014 15:40:51 +0800
Subject: 10 SHADES OF INDIAN SECULARISM !
From: krish2...@gmail.com
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svasudeva...@gmail.com; sbbal...@gmail.com; vasuma...@gmail.com
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Subject: Morekhuzambu and its glories - unbeatable!
From: krish2...@gmail.com
Date: Sat, 10 May 2014 21:58:35 +0800
To: partha_pa...@hotmail.com; raghad...@yahoo.com; asmukundan...@gmail.com
Dear All,
A very good article on more kuzhambu.
On Wednesday, 7 May 2014 6:37 AM, deepak grover deepakthe...@yahoo.co.in
wrote:
If Narendra Modi decides to Retire...
Lets see the Galaxy of reactions...
Purely for fun..
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Why single out?
Recently, India's most well-known film script-writer Salim Khan (actor
Salmaan Khan's father) has said to a senior journalist in an
interview: Does anyone remember who the chief minister of Maharashtra
was during the Mumbai riots which were no less deadly than the
: Ek Aeroplane Delhi se
Mumbai jane me 120 min leta hai
but Mumbai se wapas Delhi aane
me sirf 2 hrs ???
Ab dekhiye iske jawab me
hamare Rajneta kya reply krte
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Rahul Gandhi: jate waqt petrol
se jati h or aate waqt diesel
Date: Mon, 28 Apr 2014 16:38:55 +0800
Dear Priyanka... My heart goes out to you and your family. It's terrible that
people take potshots at you, your husband, your smart brother and your mother
!! How dare they ? Don't they know that your grandmother gave her life for the
country and just
Many companies are
well known by their abbreviations when compared to the popularity of their
legal names. Here is the list of expansions of a few companies which are
recognized by its initials and short names.
1. SAP
: SAP stands for System Analysis and Program Development. This
Girl to Dad
Dad :: I am in love with a boy who is far away in UK and I am in India. We
met on a 'dating Website ', became friends on 'Facebook', had long chats on
'Whatsapp', proposed to each other on' Skype', now we hv had 2 months of
relationship through 'Viber'. I need your blessing
Happy new year greetings to all of you and your family members
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Wishing you all Happy Sri Rama Navami
а а а а а а а а а а а а а а а а а а а а аа а а а а а а а а а а аHAPPY SRI RAMA
NAVAMI.а
аа
PARTHAS
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Medicine for Blood Cancer has been found !!
'Imitinef Mercilet' is a medicine which cures blood cancer. Its available free
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someone. Forward to as many as u can,
During my Medical Examination, the Doctor asked me if I had any history of
medical ailments.
I told him I periodically suffered from High Blood Pressure.
He asked me if I got this from my fathers side or Mothers side of the family.
I told him I got it from my Wife's side of the family.
A Russian visiting India went for an eye check up.The Dr. shows the
letters on the board CZWXNQSTACZDoctor: Can you read this ?Russian: Read??? I
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refund within 15 days. A sanitised draft of an
When Kejriwal said, Chit bhi meri, pat bhi meri for the first time, I
could not interpret it well. But now I have realized it probably better.
These are the points we should first analyse :
.
If you form the government, you are taking support from a devilish party.If
not, you are
WHY WE LIKE
RETIREMENT!!!Marvellous! Surprisingly all my friends fit in tailor made
beautifully well in this invincible but most lucky herd !!We are certainly
an enviable and grand group !!Question: How
many days in a week?Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 SundayQuestion: When is a
Interviewer to a Boy who applied for a Railway Job:
-
Interviewer: If two trains are coming in the same line , what you will do
Boy: I will show a red light
Int:
My family says I talk in my sleep but I dont believe it a bit becos
nobody at work
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PARTHASARATHY AND FAMILY
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her mistakes.She cried and hugged
me...!
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Husband to wife :- Today is a fine day.
Next day, he again says :- Today is a fine
day.
Again next day, he says the same thing - Today is a fine day.
Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband :- Since the
last one week, you have been saying 'Today is a fine
1. In the coming days which will touch 100 firsta) petrol
b) $ vs Rupee c) onions
2, No surprise if onion rings are going to be costlier than diamond rings in
future
3. Parents of a girl : seeing an youth purchasing 2 kg onions : This boy
is best suitable for our
Can anyone in our group mail meSriVishnuSahasranamam , sung by MS
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4 Ur Health - Natural Pain Killers...1 - Ginger! (muscle pain)2 - Apple Cider
Vinegar! (heartburn)3 - Clove! (toothache)4 - Garlic! (earache)5 - Cherries!
(headache / joint pain)6 - Fish! (stomach pain)7 - Grapes (back pain)8 - Yogurt
(prevents PMS)9 - Oats (Endrometrial)10 -
Salt (foot
India : China have moved (300mt) into disputed territory near the two
countries' de facto border in the Himalayas.
China :
Our troops have not violated the Line of Actual Control (LAC) by a step in
the Ladakh region.
Conclusion : Boss,kisi-na-kisi ka Radar/GPS toh Made in
China hai...
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Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki
Wife: I think
Husband: Exactly
!
Wife: But I haven't said anything yet
Husband: Doesn't matter. You're right !
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Forwarded as received.
Water before bedtime
About 90% of heart attacks occur early in the morning and it can be minimized
if one
takes a glass or two of water NOT grog or beer before retiring in the evening.
I knew water is important but I never knew about the special
.
Think of a number. Double it. Add eight. Half it. Minus the number you started
with.
Close your eyes..
What is the result
think
.. its
dark, isn't it ?;-)
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What happens if a politician drowns in a river? That is pollution.
What happens if all of them drown ? That is the solution !
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A young man asks his father, married many years, the secret to his marriage's
success.His father had this to say: Well, we sleep in separate beds, drive in
separate cars, eat separately, take vacations separately.In
short, we do everything separately to stay together...
I think this we have seen a long time ago , but it is really worth seeing
again.
Lost Generation - Brilliant
One minute 44 seconds of brilliance.
This is terrific! Watch and listen to the whole video! It is amazing! If this
won second place, I
Heard that King fisher is going to fly again, but this may be how they are
going to make up for lost time and money!
.
Attendant: Welcome aboard Ala Carte Air, Sir. May I see your ticket?
Passenger: Sure.
Attendant: You're in seat 12B. That will be $5, please!
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Ranakpur Temples are acclaimed world-wide for their intricate and superb
architectural style. These temples form one of the five major pilgrimages of
the Jains. Located
D
The wave action gets really good toward the end
Norway Bridges
How would
you like the job of building this road??!!!
The road is built on several small islands and reefs, and is
-DONT KNOW WHETHER IT IS A REPEAT BUT STILL WORTH READING AM THRILLED
WITH THE QUOTATIONS BY GREAT PEOPLE ABOUT OUR MOTHERLAND
Praise of India - Quotations
- In Praise of India: Top 10 Famous Quotations -
Will
A teacher from Primary School asks her students to write an essay about what
they would like God to do for them. At the end of the day, while marking the
essays, she read one that made her very emotional.Her husband, who had just
walked in, saw her crying and asked her 'What
Dear all
WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS A VERY HAPPY PONGAL/SANKRANTHI
PARTHASARATHY AND FAMILY MEMBERS
Why don’t our leaders talk to us? Contrast
This With Obama...
Thousands of protesters gathered at Raisina Hill in the centre of New Delhi on
Saturday, demanding justice for the girl who was gang-raped a few days ago.
They sought safe streets. They sought a sensitive and active police.
Scary
Iss saal 12-12-12 tarikh aaegi or 12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe jab
12-12-12-12-12-12 hoga toh..By God..
.
... Dhamaka hi dhamaka :: kisko samaj gayena
Dear Irony, you can laugh out loud. Because Today is International Anti-
Corruption Day . And Sonia Gandhi's Birthday. : -)
--Cricketing news
Monty Panesar Graeme Swan ripped through the Indian batting.
Well this is not the first time a Sardar a foreigner has screwed us badly.
if
Top 7 myths about drinking water busted!
In almost every culture in the world, water has been elevated to the status of
miracle drug that can cure everything from dull skin to diabetes. This might,
however, be pushing the truth. While water is absolutely essential for
In pictures: Why did Ricky Ponting retire?
November 29, 2012 | Filed under: Featured,General,Latest | Posted by: Ashwin
Kumar
Ricky Ponting announced his retirement from international cricket today. What
prompted the Australian batting legend to call time on his
OK, can we stop Ponting fingers at Sachin now !
.
MAY BE A REPEAT BUT WORTH WATCHING AGAIN BECOS
The right words can make one hell of a difference...
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Hzgzim5m7oUvq=medium_
An Indonesian judge by the name of Marzuki was sitting in judgment of an old
lady who pleaded guilty of stealing some tapioca from a plantation. In her
defense, she admitted to the judge that she was indeed guilty of the crime
because she was poor and her son was sick while her
May be a repeat but worth reading
A woman baked chapatti (roti) for members of her family and an extra one for a
hungry passerby. She kept the extra chapatti on the window sill, for whosoever
would take it away. Every day, a hunchback came and took away the chapatti.
Instead of expressing
Humour is going places!
Keep Walking N'JOI.
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Good Indian Comedy !!!
==
LAUGHTER, THE BEST MEDICINE
Two small boys, not
yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.
My name is Billy. What's yours? asked the first boy.
Tommy, replied the second.
My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living? asked Billy.
Tommy replied, My Daddy's a lawyer.
Something Theocracies and other countries of this world will never
understand
When Pranab Mukherjee was sworn in as the President of India in July 2012, the
world witnessed:
A Parsi Chief Justice Kapadia swears in a Hindu Brahmin President Mukherjee,
with a Muslim Vice
A thief broke into my house last night. He was searching for money. So I
woke up and started searching with him...
Piece to Peace
A farmer always wished his small and noisy house to be larger and quieter
without spending much. One day, in order to get his problem solved, he went
straight to his friend and explained his need.
The friend said,” I can solve your problem. Just
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SAVE POWER: Please switch off your Monitors, Lights, Fan, AC etc when not
needed.
SAVE WATER: Wash your car and driveway with water in bucket instead of
direct pipe from
Just wonderful
The Indian version of We Didn't Start The Fire - inspired from the original by
Billy Joel.
This video aims to capture important events in Indian history.
This song has a beautiful meaning to it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oWHYFhd2QU
.
Santa and Banta were playing chess.(Don't laugh,the joke doesn't end here)...
Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai.
Banta: Haan yaar, waisebhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.
(The joke doesn't end here either.)
.
.
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Phir waha Vishwanath Anand aata hai.
This is the story of a blonde flying in a two-seater sailplane with
just the pilot.He has a heart attack and dies.
She, frantic, calls out a May Day.May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me!My pilot
had a heart attack and is dead.And I don't know how to fly.Help me! Please help
me!
She hears
Hilarious !
Age Activated Attention Disorder - 2 minutes and 56 seconds of video
Aren't V All Heading Towards This ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=6oHBG3ABUJUvq=medium
An Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close
by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl/tzitzis and traditional locks of hair.
He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish. So he shouts
over to the bartender loudly enough that
CHANGE
There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors,
and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change
underwear occasionally.
The first mate
Pray for unity, not for discord
Arindam Chaudhuri
It is amazing that sections of the Muslim community in the country went
overboard over alleged atrocities on fellow religionists in some distant land.
And, they are supported by so-called secular leaders
My score was very poor.Do tell me how you did
This is fun
Have fun! Let's see how smart you are!
Just click on Dining Out In The World below, then select your answer by
Sometime back someone sent a similar one happening in England, and now this
The guy says that Democracy is inimical to Islam
Welcome to Belgistan.
It is certain that one would be duly alarmed by this video and the growing
power of these radicals to destroy a country.
This
10 Shades of Indian Secularism
1 ) In India, with 80% Hindu population, and the only homeland of Hindus in
the world, the birthdays of great sons of the soil, Shri Ram and Shri Krishna,
are not compulsory central government holidays, while the birthday of Saudi
The right words can make one hell of a difference...
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Hzgzim5m7oUvq=medium_
The grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with
their names.
First up was Dan. A very adventurous child.
My name is Dan,
When I grow up to be a man,
I want to go to India and Japan,
If I can, I can, I can.
Very good she said to
A fellow was walking through Park and was astonished to see an old man, fishing
rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed of lilies.Tch Tch! said the
passer-by to himself. What a sad sight. That poor old man is fishing over a
bed of flowers. I'll see if I can help.So the kind fellow
A burglar broke into a house and shone his flashlight around looking for
valuables.
He picked up a CD player when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
saying: ' Beware Jesus is watching you.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked off his flashlight and
ये दिल्ली में मॉनसून की पहली बारिश है या मायावती
पर
सुप्रीमकोर्ट के फैसले पर ईश्वर आंसू बहा रहा है...
Manmohan Singh No Longer An Underachiever After Being On TIME Cover
After TIME magazine put Prime Minister Manmohan Singh’s photo on the cover page
and called him “The Underachiever”, critics point out that PM is no longer an
underachiever as he has been featured on
The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, bright as a new
penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her
father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images
would help. One page after another, he
..
Santa meets his friend Bunta
Santa :A B, A B, A B, A B, A B...!
Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?
Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
Santa : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein
Theek
The truck driver deserves a round of applause for his courage!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=zbfZxvsDp3cvq=large
This is the Official Moron Test. It's based upon typical graduation
requirements at Harvard.Try to finish within 2 minutes. When you are done,count
the number correct and see how you compare to others. Here we go...
1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no?
2.
Do you want to 'SEE' the 'WORLD' after death?
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Kapil Sibal says no more cartoons in textbooks.
We'd like to say the same for Parliament !
'A'lways 'B'e 'C'ool. 'D'on't have 'E'go with 'F'riends.'G'iveup 'H'urting
'I'ncidences. 'J'ust 'K'eep L'oving 'M'ankind 'N'ever 'O'mit 'P'rayers.
'Q'uietly 'R'emember the Lord. 'S'peak 'T'ruth. 'U'se 'V'alid 'W'ords. 'X'press
'Y'our 'Z'eal.
This here fella sure has nerves of steel ! Notice the Cobras standing up
watching him work. Whatever this dude's salary is; he definitely isn't paid
enough for THIS JOB. Next time you start to complain about your job think of
this fella..
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Dear all
Happy Tamil New Year and Vishu to all of you and your family members
Parthas
Recd from a friendJust for thought
Sachin says that as long as his passion commitment is intact, he has no
intention of retiring. Passion commitment for what ? The Game or The
Endorsements that accrue from it ? And didn't he forget a small little thing
called Performance
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Photographer Dyrk Daniels noticed the 370lb Golden Bengal Tiger had taken an
interest in the child, who was leaning against his glass enclosure.
As the tiger, called Taj, headed over to her, Mr. Daniels got his camera ready,
expecting him to snarl and
India's Top 10 Corrupt --- MUST VIEW and PASS IT ON
THIS IS JUST THE FIRST LIST.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dlb5W_yLJgfeature=youtu.be
6.47 minutes
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To add to the above: and till Sachin scores his tons ton
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Dear friends
Happy Pongal/ Sankranthi Greetings to you and all yr family members
Parthasarathys
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