On 4 October 2010 20:27, Udhay Shankar N <ud...@pobox.com> wrote:
> [1] This line added to preempt Ram. > You can't preempt Ram. He is a legal person born 4000 years ago, and now has a court judgement to prove it. Even physical structures can't preempt him, as a bunch of monkeys proved 18 years ago. Chuck Norris and Rajni can't begin to conceive of the merest possibility of dreaming of preempting him. He suffered from intense hypothermia as a result of an unfortunate experiment with liquid nitrogen in his search for propulsion systems for his non-preemptable aircraft, before ultimately settling on mulligatawny soup. Properly spiced, said soup has amazing propulsive properties. As a result of the hypothermia, his skin turned blue. Another unfortunate side-effect of the liquid nitrogen was emasculation, which, amazingly, is a condition inherited by all Indian men. And Shiv would say, the Indian state, as well. Ram
