Hello: I'd like to state that by my true faith and belief, an avatar of the Flying Spaghetti Monster -- the Moderately Mobile Shavige Baath -- was born on the outskirts of Agra a gazillion years ago. All true Pastafarians revere this spot. However, in the intervening period some pesky invading Islamic terrorists...err...invaders defiled the spot by burying some woman or other there. The Curch of the Flying Spaghetti Monster would like to reclaim the spot, knock down whatever nonsense is there and build something more pasta-like.
Who's with me? -- b
