Probably should have gone on the off topic list, but I laughed at several, smiled at some and groaned at a few.
Thanks for the laugh. Jaxi On Mon, Oct 11, 2010 at 1:47 PM, Craig Chamberlin < craigs...@craigcchamberlin.com> wrote: > *Puns for Educated Minds* > > The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. > He acquired his size from too much pi. > 2. > I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to > be an optical Aleutian . > 3. > She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. > 4. > A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was > a weapon of math disruption. > 5. > No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. > 6. > A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. > 7. > A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum > Blownapart. > 8. > Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. > 9. > A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking > into it. > 10. > Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. > 11. > Atheism is a non-prophet organization. > 12. > Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the > other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.' > 13. > I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. > 14. > A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' > 15. > The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at > large. > 16. > The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a > seasoned veteran. > 17. > A backward poet writes inverse. > 18. > In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count > that votes. > 19. > When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. > 20. > If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine . > 21. > A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess > looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per > passenger.' > 22. > Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!' > 23. > Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the > craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have > your kayak and heat it too. > 24. > Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other > says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.' > 25. > Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root > canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. > 26. > There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at > least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did. > > > -- > The Silver List is a moderated forum for discussing Colloidal Silver. > Rules and Instructions: http://www.silverlist.org > > Unsubscribe: > <mailto:silver-list-requ...@eskimo.com?subject=unsubscribe> > Archives: > http://www.mail-archive.com/silver-list@eskimo.com/maillist.html > > Off-Topic discussions: <mailto:silver-off-topic-l...@eskimo.com> > List Owner: Mike Devour <mailto:mdev...@eskimo.com> > > >
