Hi all, especially sweet Marsha, >From the paper; The word SAN refers to male saints...like San Antonio and San Jose. Whereas SANTA refers to women...like Santa Barbara and Santa Catalina. Santa Clause is a woman. :-)
Merry Christmas and a Happy new Year Bless you Bob Lee Marsha Hallett wrote: > Dear List, I just got this and had to pass it along! > By the way, for any who care,my divorce is now final. YAY!!! > Good riddance to bad rubbish. > (Perhaps that is why this is so appealing... ) > Love, > Marsha > > I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. > Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing, > social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly > pull it all off! > > For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about > selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Once at the mall, they always > seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, > and mood rings left on the shelves. On this count alone, I'm > convinced Santa is a woman. > > Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up > Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, > still in the shopping bag. > > Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, > there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted > and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh amid wide-eyed, > desperate claims that buck season had been extended. > Blitzen's rack would already be on the way to the taxidermist. > > Even if the male Santa DID still have reindeer, he'd also have the > transportation problems because he would inevitably get lost up there > in the snow and clouds and then refuse to stop and ask for directions. > > Other reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man: > > - Men can't pack a bag. > > - Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet. > > - Men would feel their masculinity is threatened...having to be > seen with all those elves. > > - Men don't answer their mail. > > - Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, > even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a "bowl full of jelly." > > - Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them. > > - Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing would seriously inhibit their > ability to pick up women. > > - Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment. > > -I can buy the fact other mythical holiday characters are men: > Father Time shows up once a year unshaven and looking ominous. > Definite guy. Cupid flies around carrying weapons. Uncle Sam > is a politician who likes to point fingers. Any one of these > individuals could pass the testosterone screening test. > > But not Santa!!!! > > -- > The silver-list is a moderated forum for discussion of colloidal silver. > > To join or quit silver-list or silver-digest send an e-mail message to: > silver-list-requ...@eskimo.com -or- silver-digest-requ...@eskimo.com > with the word subscribe or unsubscribe in the SUBJECT line. > > To post, address your message to: silver-list@eskimo.com > Silver-list archive: http://escribe.com/health/thesilverlist/index.html > List maintainer: Mike Devour <mdev...@eskimo.com> -- oozing on the muggy shore of the gulf coast l...@fbtc.net
