Greetings silver listers... It's cute and funny as jokes go, but political in nature, thus prohibited from the Silver List.
Russ? I wish you'd carefully check the address list before mass-forwarding these things. They ought not to go here. <sigh> Of course at various times I've also seen this same joke applied to our current President, Attorney General, and Secretary of Defense with different issues. I've appended a suitably sanitized version below. > [Generic political operative] goes to a primary school to talk about > the world. After [his/her/its] talk, [he/she/it] offers question > time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the [generic political > operative] asks his name. > > "Billy" > > "And what is your question, Billy?" > > "I have three questions. 1st: Whatever happened to your [generic > profligate spending program or unconstitutional curtailment of civil > liberties]? > > "2nd: Why would you run for President after [generic scandalous or > treasonous behavior]? > > "3rd: Whatever happened to the [spoils of scandalous or treasonous > behavior]?" > > Just then the bell rings for recess. [Generic political operative] > informs the Kiddies that they will continue after recess. > > When they resume [Generic political operative] says, "Okay where > were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" > > A different little boy puts his hand up; [Generic political > operative] points him out and asks him what his name is. > > "Steve" > > "And what is your question, Steve?" > > "1st: Whatever happened to your [generic profligate spending > program or unconstitutional curtailment of civil liberties]? > > "2nd: Why would you run for President after [generic scandalous or > treasonous behavior]? > > "3rd: Whatever happened to the [spoils of scandalous or treasonous > behavior]?" > > "4th: Why did the bell ring 20 minutes early? > > "And 5th: What happened to Billy?" There. Hope that's better. <SIGH> Be well, Mike Devour silver list owner [Mike Devour, Citizen, Patriot, Libertarian] [mdev...@eskimo.com ] [Speaking only for myself... ] -- The silver-list is a moderated forum for discussion of colloidal silver. Instructions for unsubscribing may be found at: http://silverlist.org To post, address your message to: silver-list@eskimo.com Silver-list archive: http://escribe.com/health/thesilverlist/index.html List maintainer: Mike Devour <mdev...@eskimo.com>
