so i was talking to marc from len and hcg about their tour and they told
me a funny story:
while they were in some podunk town in the middle of
saskatchewan, the van broke down and they were forced to stop for help.
the locals, unaccustemmed to the sight of two "crazy-eyed hoodlum groups"
refused to help them out with directions or mechanical aid. so cory
(cheklove) got all bent outta shape and started in on one particular
redneck, shouting out: "oh yeah!? i bet it's jus' 'cause i'm of the
darker shade!" to which the local replied "you wanna make something
outta this, you skirt wearin', underpants stainin', sheep shaggin',
faggot?!".
so something was made of it.
picture it: len and hcg getting into an out and out brawl in the
middle of some nowhere town with a posse of indignified yokels. funny,
but not as funny as what happened next. after the dust settled, and all
was forgiven the boys (and girl) were back on the road, in a newly
repaired van (i guess the sooner the van was fixed, the sooner the
"crazy-eyed hoodlums" left town). suddenly, a muffled moan was heard
coming from the back of the van, next to where drew was sitting. they
looked back, and they saw that drew had kidnapped one of the locals!!!
everyone started flippin' out, and drew tried to explain the situation,
but they just pulled the car over and dumped the guy out on the side of
the road, where he started hurling insults of a grphic nature at our rock
heroes, so they sent out derek (who was rip-roarin' drunk by this point)
to pee on him. and pee he did.
i swear to god this is true (just ask the bands...)
mike
