HALIFAX - Former Sloan Net listmanagerboy Scott Schuman gave up the single life without much of a struggle at his own wedding ceremony earlier today.
Sources report the groom was calm and prone to making dry, sarcastic comments throughout the day. "How does this differ from his behavior any other day?" quipped a close friend. Highlights of the event include record label mogul Jim Cooper performing a Bruce Cockburn song. Sources close to the couple report current listmanagerboy James Covey attempted to perform an interpretive dance, but was forcibly removed from the premises. "Dance is in my soul," Covey reportedly shouted from the squad car. A 21 gun salute took place on top of Citadel Hill in honour of the festive occasion, following speeches given by Nova Scotia Premier John Savage and the guy who panhandles for the cats on Spring Garden Road. The newly-weds recieved a plethora of gifts, including the rather ingenious combination of a proctor-silex toaster accompanied by a _trim crusts if desired_ Cinnamon Toast compilation cassette. "Wow, cool," Schuman dryly exclaimed.
