I deliver pizza to help cover my college tuition. Once I called on
customers who sent their seven-year-old son to pay me. As he approached
the
screen door, I noticed he was carrying a check in one hand and two
dollars
in the other, which I assumed was my tip. To my dismay, he pocketed
the
bills before handing me the check, which was for the exact cost of the
pizza.
"Could that have been a tip?" I asked, trying not to sound
accusatory.
"Yep," he replied proudly. "not bad for just a walk from the living
room
and back!"
Britney Spears : Knock, knock.
Justin Timberlake: who's there?
Briteney Spears : Britney Spears.
Justin Timberlake: Britney Spears who?
Britney Spears : Knock, knock.
Justin Timberlake: Who's there?
Britney Spears : Oops, I did it again.