*Greg was sitting on the steps of the library reading a book. Very glued to the book looked like, his eyes wondered around the pages very determined to find out what will happen he turns the page very fast. Nobody can get his attention away from it... but right when he is about to find Waldo he sees in the corner of his eye a lady walking up to him. He turns his head to look at the girl... who looked so familiar! *
Hi... Do i know you? *asks Greg*
*the girl looks at him then walks away. Greg ponders for a minute but then realizes something about her that he's seen before....*
I swear i've seen that ass before... *He ponders* But where? when?
*he gets out his photo album that he calls EX'S BOOTIES and looks through the photos. He then finds the picture of where he's seen before... her name was Stephi. She has brown hair, fair complexion, blue eyes
*Greg wonders back ... back in 1976 when they met in college, they were the same age. she was a nurse major there and had a twin sister who's name was Jen who was a bartender. Jen was different than her dear sister Stephi cause Jen didnt go to college... she dropped out of middle school right after joining a motorcycle gang with her friends called TUFF BLUD... Jen and Stephi looked a lot alike except Jen had tattoos, green hair, dark complextion and piercings all over... in fact she looked nothing like her sister.
*Greg wonders why they're relationship ended though but cant remember what exactly happend.... he goes back to try to remember....
*one day he and Stephi go to her house to study but decided to up to her bedroom... there they had sex on her bathroom floor. After about a while they decided to study some more. Greg felt like a sandwhich so he walks in the kitchen where Jen was eating coffee grains and sugar packets... Greg wonders about it but not for long. He tries to make the sandwhich but wonders where the knives are*
You want the knives? i know where the knives are *Jen says* but you have to go after them... *Jen shoves some knives down her pants*
Doesnt that hurt? *greg asks*
No i'm used to pain... doesnt that just turn you on? it does me *Jen says*
*Greg agrees and they start going at it on the kitchen table. After they are done he grabs one of the knives and continues to make a sandwhich.*
Man all this sex is making me hungry *Greg says*
*He goes back to Stephi's bedroom where Stephi is taking a nap so he goes into his mom's bedroom to take a shower so he wouldnt wake up Stephi. A minute later their mom comes into the bedroom, sees Greg in the shower and gets in with him... they go at it in the shower*
Man i really need to leave this house! *says greg as he leaves the house and avoids all contact with them. Couple months later he goes over to their house to catch up with "good times" but they all hit him with good news*
Greg... *says Stephi* i'm pregnant!
AAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!! *screams Greg as he runs out of her bedroom*
Yo Greg! *yells Jen* I'm pregnant and yous the pop!
AAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!
Greggie bear where are you going?! *the mom wonders* cause i got great news! I'm pregnant with your baby!
AAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!! *Greg runs out the house and to the airport and catches the next flight to Idaho*
*Back from his daydream he panics and drops the Waldo book and walks out of the library*
*a voice from behind him responds*
Daddy?
To be continued.....
k this was kinda stupid LoL :-P
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