*Greg was sitting on the
steps of the library reading a book. Very glued to the book
looked like, his eyes wondered around the pages very determined
to find out what will happen he turns the page very fast. Nobody
can get his attention away from it... but right when he is about
to find Waldo he sees in the corner of his eye a lady walking up
to him. He turns his head to look at the girl... who looked so
familiar! *
Hi... Do i know you? *asks
Greg*
*the girl looks at him then
walks away. Greg ponders for a minute but then realizes
something about her that he's seen before....*
I swear i've seen that ass
before... *He ponders* But where? when?
*he gets out his photo album
that he calls EX'S BOOTIES and looks through the photos. He then
finds the picture of where he's seen before... her name was
Stephi. She has brown hair, fair complexion, blue eyes
*Greg wonders back ...
back in 1976 when they met in college, they were the same
age. she was a nurse major there and had a twin sister
who's name was Jen who was a bartender. Jen was different than
her dear sister Stephi cause Jen didnt go to college... she
dropped out of middle school right after joining a motorcycle
gang with her friends called TUFF BLUD... Jen and Stephi
looked a lot alike except Jen had tattoos, green hair, dark
complextion and piercings all over... in fact she looked nothing
like her sister.
*Greg wonders why they're
relationship ended though but cant remember what exactly
happend.... he goes back to try to remember....
*one day he and Stephi go to
her house to study but decided to up to her bedroom... there
they had sex on her bathroom floor. After about a while
they decided to study some more. Greg felt like a sandwhich so
he walks in the kitchen where Jen was eating coffee grains and
sugar packets... Greg wonders about it but not for long. He
tries to make the sandwhich but wonders where the knives
are*
You want the knives? i know
where the knives are *Jen says* but you have to go after them...
*Jen shoves some knives down her pants*
Doesnt that hurt? *greg
asks*
No i'm used to pain...
doesnt that just turn you on? it does me *Jen says*
*Greg agrees and they start
going at it on the kitchen table. After they are done he grabs
one of the knives and continues to make a
sandwhich.*
Man all this sex is making
me hungry *Greg says*
*He goes back to Stephi's
bedroom where Stephi is taking a nap so he goes into his mom's
bedroom to take a shower so he wouldnt wake up Stephi. A minute
later their mom comes into the bedroom, sees Greg in the shower
and gets in with him... they go at it in the shower*
Man i really need to leave
this house! *says greg as he leaves the house and avoids all
contact with them. Couple months later he goes over to their
house to catch up with "good times" but they all hit him with
good news*
Greg... *says Stephi* i'm
pregnant!
AAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!! *screams
Greg as he runs out of her bedroom*
Yo Greg! *yells Jen* I'm
pregnant and yous the pop!
AAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!
Greggie bear where are you
going?! *the mom wonders* cause i got great news! I'm pregnant
with your baby!
AAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!! *Greg
runs out the house and to the airport and catches the next
flight to Idaho*
*Back from his daydream he
panics and drops the Waldo book and walks out of the
library*
*a voice from behind him
responds*
Daddy?
To be
continued.....
k this was kinda stupid LoL
:-P
