*Greg was sitting on the steps
of the library reading a book. Very glued to the book looked like,
his eyes wondered around the pages very determined to find out
what will happen he turns the page very fast. Nobody can get his
attention away from it... but right when he is about to find Waldo
he sees in the corner of his eye a lady walking up to him. He
turns his head to look at the girl... who looked so familiar!
*
Hi... Do i know you? *asks
Greg*
*the girl looks at him then
walks away. Greg ponders for a minute but then realizes something
about her that he's seen before....*
I swear i've seen that ass
before... *He ponders* But where? when?
*he gets out his photo album
that he calls EX'S BOOTIES and looks through the photos. He then
finds the picture of where he's seen before... her name was
Stephi. She has brown hair, fair complexion, blue eyes
*Greg wonders back ...
back in 1976 when they met in college, they were the same
age. she was a nurse major there and had a twin sister who's
name was Jen who was a bartender. Jen was different than her dear
sister Stephi cause Jen didnt go to college... she dropped out of
middle school right after joining a motorcycle gang with her
friends called TUFF BLUD... Jen and Stephi looked a lot
alike except Jen had tattoos, green hair, dark complextion and
piercings all over... in fact she looked nothing like her sister.
*Greg wonders why they're
relationship ended though but cant remember what exactly
happend.... he goes back to try to remember....
*one day he and Stephi go to
her house to study but decided to up to her bedroom... there they
had sex on her bathroom floor. After about a while they
decided to study some more. Greg felt like a sandwhich so he walks
in the kitchen where Jen was eating coffee grains and sugar
packets... Greg wonders about it but not for long. He tries to
make the sandwhich but wonders where the knives are*
You want the knives? i know
where the knives are *Jen says* but you have to go after them...
*Jen shoves some knives down her pants*
Doesnt that hurt? *greg
asks*
No i'm used to pain... doesnt
that just turn you on? it does me *Jen says*
*Greg agrees and they start
going at it on the kitchen table. After they are done he grabs one
of the knives and continues to make a sandwhich.*
Man all this sex is making me
hungry *Greg says*
*He goes back to Stephi's
bedroom where Stephi is taking a nap so he goes into his mom's
bedroom to take a shower so he wouldnt wake up Stephi. A minute
later their mom comes into the bedroom, sees Greg in the shower
and gets in with him... they go at it in the shower*
Man i really need to leave
this house! *says greg as he leaves the house and avoids all
contact with them. Couple months later he goes over to their house
to catch up with "good times" but they all hit him with good
news*
Greg... *says Stephi* i'm
pregnant!
AAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!! *screams
Greg as he runs out of her bedroom*
Yo Greg! *yells Jen* I'm
pregnant and yous the pop!
AAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!
Greggie bear where are you
going?! *the mom wonders* cause i got great news! I'm pregnant
with your baby!
AAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!! *Greg runs
out the house and to the airport and catches the next flight to
Idaho*
*Back from his daydream he
panics and drops the Waldo book and walks out of the
library*
*a voice from behind him
responds*
Daddy?
To be
continued.....
k this was kinda stupid LoL
:-P
